The cruel beauty of the attacking giant

You can search for "The Cruel Good Search Novels of Attacking Giants (www.soxs.cc)" in Baidu to find the latest chapters!1. Allen: "I am ***."

Levi: "Yours is pork loin."

Allen: "Huh, what waist are you?"

Levi: "Human waist."

2. It's getting dark, and Levi will go home with Alan.A big truck came on the opposite side, and Lewell suddenly accelerated and rushed toward the big truck.As a result, I lay in the hospital. When I woke up the next day, Allen asked Lewell: "Soldier, why did you see the truck hitting without hiding? I was terrified."

Lewell: "Alan T^T, it was dark yesterday. I saw two headlights. I thought it was two motorcycles. I wanted to pass between them..."

3. Han Ji flees playing in the temple.Yelling there, as if he was about to fall to death at any time.

At this time, he saw Lewell sitting next to him, so he said to him: "I will teach you to play this game, it is very exciting."

Lewell turned his head and said solemnly to Han Ji: "You should play by yourself, I don't have a good voice."

4. Lewell: "Irwin, I think you bought a movie ticket in the afternoon, what movie it is, show me."

Irwin: "Godzilla."

Lewell: "It's great to tear it! I don't watch it!"

5. When the military commander was in elementary school, there was a mathematics exam. Due to nervousness, he had to hand in his papers and found that he did not write his name. The commander realized that he had forgotten his name and did not dare to turn over the book for fear of mistakenly thinking of cheating.

When the captain was in a dilemma, his inspiration flashed and he quickly slapped the tablemate next to him, and saw the same table stand up and shout: "Teacher! Levell hit me!"

Then the captain finally wrote his name with satisfaction.

6. Allen: "Captain, if you become a vegetable, how can I wake you up."

Lewell: "Ellen, why do you wake me up, I still want to bloom."

7. Irvine: What's wrong with girls nowadays?!

Levi: What happened?

Irwin: I went to the street today and all the women I saw were wearing cotton jackets on top and stockings underneath.

Livier: God, I don't understand that fresh milk needs to be kept warm and ham needs to be kept cold!

8. Han Ji is singing...

Captain: Han Ji, are you short of money?Go to the cash machine opposite to sing if you are short of money

Han Ji: Why?49 e-book www.49txt.com

Captain: Because you sang, the ATM vomited

9Leville: You are like a guide dog

Irwin: I hate it, how can people be so cute

Lewell: I mean someone wants you when you are blind.

10. Levier: "My test was really bad this time."

Han Ji: "How many points do you score?"

Lewell: "It's really a lot different from me."

Han Ji: "Did you pass?"

Levi: "Don't ask, it's really bad."

Han Ji: "Just talk about it, it's okay."

Levi: "You speak first."

Han Ji: "69."

Levi: "Similar to you."

Han Ji: "How much?"

Levi: "96."

Han Ji "......"

11. Levier: "I just looked in the mirror. Both my appearance and figure are excellent. If I change into slim clothes, it will be more impeccable. I wanted to have longer legs. Although they may appear tall, the proportions are not symmetrical, and the appearance now can’t be better."

Irwin: "Speakers!"

Levi: "I'm so handsome..."

12. Irwin: "What are you doing with tape?"

눈_눈: "Don't mention that I bought a torn one-yuan note after buying rice in the morning, I want to buy a tape to stick it on"

Irwin: "Then why doesn't it stick?"

눈_눈: "I spent that dollar when I bought the tape and now I don’t know why I’m holding the tape"