The daily life of a dimensional traverser

You can search for "Daily Search Novels of the Dimension Traveler (www.soxscc.com)" in Baidu to find the latest chapters!"Children's toys are not sold here." The owner of the party prop store gave Ye Yixu a bored glance, and then moved his gaze back to the phone screen.

"I don't know anything about it. My son likes these things and can only buy them here." Ye Yixu pretended to say helplessly.

"Who the fuck is your son?!" R didn't dare to shout, but could only express his strong dissatisfaction in a low voice.

"Isn't this forced by the situation, do you think I am willing to be your laozi?!" Ye Yixu is purely good at being cheap.

Finally, Ye Yixu bought himself an exploded wig at the party props store, a pair of plastic glasses with a fake nose and a fake beard, and a luminous vest with LED lights.What he bought for R was a baby-sized teddy bear doll, several fake gold chains, and a pair of sunglasses.

Ye Yixu specifically found a remote bathroom, and is about to make a major renovation by hand.He tore a long hole behind the teddy bear, hollowed out all the cotton in it, and then plucked out the toy's eyes, and finally opened a small breath in the position of his mouth.After a few simple and rough operations, Ye Yixu transformed the teddy bear into a doll costume for R camouflage.

"How about it? Perfect party look!" Ye Yixu finished his dress up, looking at the mirror on the sink, admiring himself, "Our'men and two' are the most beautiful cubs on this bar street!"

"Maybe you have some misunderstandings about nightclubs..." R put on a doll costume and let out a helpless sigh, but the next second he switched to excitement mode.He put on sunglasses to cover his exposed eyes, and then shouted, "It's partytime!"

They returned to the bar again, and the bald security guard still looked up and down Ye Yixu with suspicious eyes...and the hip-hop teddy bear he strapped to his chest, but finally let them pass.

Walking into the bar, another new sensory experience stimulates every pore of Ye Yixu.The deafening but uncontrollable electronic music, the dazzling but dazzling dance floor lights that bring people into the fantasy paradise, the savory but intoxicating wine and perfume...Although he has been in various movies and animation works There are countless "reads", but the feeling of personal experience still makes him strange.

However, the restless "teddy bear" on his chest kept reminding him that he was only a "dream helper", not a real clubbing player.

Smoking, drinking, picking up girls... Ye Yixu decided to solve them one by one in order.He carefully observed the surroundings and found that in this huge bar, he could not find a smoker.

"Hello," he stopped a passing waiter, "is it allowed to smoke here?"

"Sorry, according to the latest regulations, our shop is completely non-smoking." The waiter apologized, "However, if you really want to smoke, sir..."

The waiter gave Ye Yixu wink playfully, motioning him to follow him.

After walking through a narrow and dark corridor, Ye Yixu came to the hidden "smoking area".It was a space of about 30 square meters, but it was crowded with more than fifty people "sweeping clouds and fog."

Ye Yixu raised his head and looked at the non-existent ceiling, and smiled secretly that it was "indoor" smoking ban.

Because Ye Yixu has no habit of smoking, he naturally can't stand the pungent smell of second-hand smoke. He subconsciously covered his mouth and nose, thinking about how to put the lighted cigarette into the mouth of the "teddy bear" without fail. Looks like a neurotic.

Suddenly, he heard a violent cough from someone around him. The cough called a heart-piercing, and the ground was shaking.Ye Yixu thought to himself, it turns out that there is another unlucky person who can't stand the smell of smoke like him.

At this time, an old smoker nearby came over and patted his shoulder, and kindly reminded: "Brother, you are on the wrong side. This is a smoking area and there is no toilet."

Ye Yixu just wanted to refute the opponent, saying that he knew where it was, only to find that the terrible cough came from him.

He quickly walked out of the smoking area, and R's coughing stopped.

"My God, I almost coughed up my lungs!" R wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with a doll's hand, looking pitiful and funny.

"Didn't you say you want to smoke? What kind of dragon-like wish is this Ye Gong!" Ye Yixu couldn't help but complain.Happy novel www.kaixinxs.com

"How do I know the smell of smoke is so choking?" R behaved innocently.

"..." Ye Yixu Wu Funk said.

"In fact, second-hand smoke is considered smoking, and it is said to be more harmful! So the first wish is also considered fulfilled~" R tried his best to satisfy himself.

Ye Yixu laughed angrily by him and acquiesced in what he said.So the two began to realize their second wish.

Across the lively dance floor, Ye Yixu took R to the bar to sit down.The moment he took the wine list from the bartender, Ye Yixu was dumbfounded, why is it all in English!

Although he was also a person who had passed four or six levels in the university, the vocabulary of English words in his brain was almost returned to the teacher after graduation.

Because he couldn't understand the wine list, he didn't want to ask people because of his face, and his experience in the smoking area just now, Ye Yixu decided to order R a Coke. After all, he still remembers the word "coke".

"I need this." Ye Yixu said to the bartender, pointing to the "coke" on the wine list.Although there is a word in front of this word that he can't understand, it's all Coke anyway, so it won't be much worse... right.

After a while, the bartender put the prepared "Coke" in front of him.

Isn’t it just pour the coke from the can into the glass, and then add a lot of ice cubes and a small slice of lemon, but this thing is several times more expensive than the Ningle sold in the milk tea shop... Ye Yixu Cry for your wallet.

Taking advantage of others not paying attention, he put the teddy bear on his chest on the bar, and then put the straw in the cup into the bear's mouth.

"How come there is Coke? It tastes weird!" R took two sharp sips before complaining.

"Anyway, this thing is as expensive as wine, you can just treat it as the same." Ye Yixu casually found an excuse to pass it away.

R didn't speak after "Oh", only the gurgling sound of his straw.After a while, the cup bottomed out, leaving only the sound of ice cubes colliding with each other.

"I didn't expect your mouth to be so small, you drink very fast." Ye Yixu joked.

R didn't answer his mouth, showing abnormal silence.

At first, Ye Yixu didn't care. He continued, "Then there is one last wish left..."

"Pick a girl!!!" R suddenly shouted, and then began to talk nonsense, "I like %#......that ¥*%......"

Ye Yixu hurriedly covered the teddy bear's mouth and gestured to the people around him with a sorry expression.He picked up the empty glass with only ice cubes, and leaned to the tip of his nose to smell it. He actually smelled a strong wine smell from the faint cola smell.

"Why is there wine in it?" he asked the bartender.

"Because you ordered Whiskey Coke." The bartender was also baffled.

It turned out that the word Ye Yixu didn't understand was "whisky".

I was wrong with my English teacher... If time can come again, I will memorize the vocabulary!