The daily life of a dimensional traverser
Chapter 17-R's Secret
You can search for "Daily Search Novels of the Dimension Traveler (www.soxscc.com)" in Baidu to find the latest chapters!In order to prevent this drunken "teddy bear" from attracting unnecessary attention, Ye Yixu immediately led him into the central dance floor where the music was the loudest and the scene was the most chaotic.
"Yo~yo~yo~ jump up!!!"
R twisted his limbs frantically and completely let him go.Ye Yixu had no choice but to dance with him. After all, he would be even more noticeable if he was stuck on the dance floor where the demons were dancing.
However, Ye Yixu still caught the attention of a woman with heavy makeup next to him.
"Hello handsome, why do you want to tie an electric bear on your chest?" The woman cast a wink at him, and said gruffly.
Ye Yixu secretly rejoiced that R's disguise had not been seen through, and thought about how to continue to pass the blunder.
Unexpectedly, R used Jiujin to "preemptive", "Hello beauty, then tell me why you should put two pieces of silicone on your chest!"
The woman's face changed drastically in an instant, and even the devil on the dance floor could not hide her red and green face with anger.
"What nonsense are you talking about?!"
"I'm not talking nonsense, you see that the chest is deformed..." R didn't mean to shut up.
The woman was so angry that she pointed at Ye Yixu's nose and cursed, "Keep your dog eyes wide open to my old lady!"
Ye Yixu felt embarrassed and amused. He didn't say a word, but he had to be the scapegoat.
"Since you have spoken so sincerely, then I have to carefully identify it." R took off his sunglasses, and he leaned close to the woman's chest, his laughter gradually wretched.
At this time, the woman noticed the strangeness of the "teddy bear". She was horrified to find that part of the teddy bear's eyes had been hollowed out, and there was a pair of human eyes staring at herself squintingly...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Ye Yi permits to say that he escaped from the underground bar street by crawling on the ground, and after he confirmed that the bald security guard had not caught up, he slumped on the side of the road to rest.
"Thanks to your blessing, I have never been so embarrassed in my life!" Ye Yixu complained.
R "comforted" and said: "Brother, you still grow up in this life, maybe you will meet more..."
"Stop! You crow's mouth!" Ye Yi was so angry that he wanted to laugh.
"Anyway, most men’s experience of picking up girls ends in being rejected by a woman, so rounding up is the last wish!" R is doing the final summary of this action, "Thank you, brother! My long-cherished wish for many years It's finally realized. Tomorrow I will go back with that little girl, and I can finally welcome death without regret hahahahaha..."
For some reason, R laughed and burst into tears. Ye Yixu couldn't help it.R complained loudly with the stamina of alcohol, crying again and again, finally crying tired and fell asleep.
After returning home, Ye Yixu settled R first, and then took the laptop to the living room.Although it was early in the morning, he became sleepless after listening to those fragments of "Drunk Mantra" on R Road.He decided to look for the secret in R's heart through his own eyes.
He turned on the computer, typed "GoodBabyBadBaby" in the website search bar, and then started a sleepless night.
"GoodBabyBadBaby" is a general term for a series of picture books drawn by a British author. The work uses British humor to tell interesting and embarrassing events in the parenting process.
The protagonist of the story is two babies. One of them is "GoodBaby", which is an excellent example of the infant world. Everyone loves him; and the other "BadBaby" is a perfect demonstration of all the wrong behaviors of babies. He always makes trouble. The embarrassing state is full, but it makes people laugh.Feilu Novel www.flxs8.com
It is this "good" and "bad" comic effect between the two babies, which is the key to the success of this work.The picture book series is not only widely acclaimed in the UK, but also translated into many languages and published in many other countries.
What Ye Yixu was reading at this time was the Chinese version of the e-book he had just purchased on the official website.He read the first five books of this series in one go, and when he wanted to find the next one, he found that the sixth book was only in the preview stage.
However, with years of experience in watching anime, Ye Yixu has roughly inferred the main content of this picture book from the title "Farewell" and the cover content of the trailer, and has also snooped the tip of the iceberg of R's inner secret.
At this time, the sky was faintly bright, and Ye Yixu couldn't help but sigh that he even spent the whole night watching children's cartoons.
Suddenly, there was movement from the surrounding rooms, and he knew that Yin Zhiyin had arrived.
"It seems that there is no way to sleep in this weekend."
Early that morning, R opened his eyes in a daze. The side effects of alcohol had not completely dissipated from his brain. In the chaos, he only saw a man and a woman in front of him sometimes as two men and two women, and sometimes as three men and three women.
"Dad is better than Mommy, when did you learn the shadow clone technique?"
"Who is your mommy, see clearly before calling!" Yin Zhiyin looked disgusted.
"Oh, it turned out to be you, the little girl." R finally became sober, and in a second he recovered his pedantic tone, "Can't you wait? Brother, will stay with you and fly with you~"
"No." Yin Zhiyin refused coldly and decisively.
"Huh? Didn't you say yesterday that you must take me back today!" R suddenly became a little impatient.
"People can't tell, then why are you going back?" Ye Yixu interrupted, "It would be nice to stay in the three-dimensional so that you don't have to go back to'death', right?"
"You don't understand... Anyway, before tonight, I have to go back!" R's eyes flushed anxiously, with a pitiful appearance about to cry.
"Why don't you tell me the truth? Since you want to be a brother with me, how can you not meet frankly?" Ye Yixu suddenly slowed down, "It's not you who will die next... it's your grandmother."
R was stunned. The switch that controlled his tears seemed to be broken, and the big teardrops kept rolling out of those big eyes.
He admitted to them that he had indeed lied.It turns out that what R learned from a friend is not his own death notice, but the bad news about the future of his grandmother.
In fact, R's grandmother has been in the hospital for some time because of a serious illness. It is only a matter of time before she passes away.Although he has always understood this in his heart, when he really needs to face it, he still resists in his heart.So R escaped. He wanted to escape the sad world temporarily, as if this way, he didn't need to face this sad fact.
"Smoking, drinking, and picking up girls" is R's mantra in the picture book, and it is also a line he came up with to emphasize the personality of "BadBaby".In fact, he himself has never done these few things, and he has no obsession with them.However, at the moment he escaped to the three-dimensional world, he wanted to truly indulge once, to be a real "BadBaby".
"It's said that the bad guys have no heart, but why do I still hurt so much here?" R clasped his hands tightly to his heart, crying even more fiercely.
Ye Yixu was deeply moved. He sat on the edge of the bed and patted R on the back, comforting him: "It is inevitable for human beings to be sad when their loved ones pass away."
"but……"
R pressed hard on his chest, and suddenly, a fist-sized opening appeared on the skin on his left chest.The inside of the opening showed a cold metallic color, and the position of the heart was replaced by a precision chip.
"I am a robot."
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