The Days of Opening a Restaurant on an Abnormal Earth

Zhang Tong really didn't expect Chen Xiaomei to report on the tasks he had given him so quickly.

He just told Chen Xiaomei the day before that he hoped that Chen Xiaomei could help him observe Zhang Moxuan's affairs. As a result, Chen Xiaomei sent a message about his identity as a dynamic superman only a day later.

Say that there are important things to tell yourself. How many important things can I and Chen Xiaomei need to contact, in the end there is only one, and that is about Zhang Moxuan.

So Zhang Tong put on the superman outfit again and went to Chen Xiaomei's dormitory to ask her, what exactly did Chen Xiaomei observe?

Does Zhang Moxuan just like men, or women? Or do both men and women like it?

"I don't know what to say. It's really difficult to describe this matter." Chen Xiaomei held a glass of iced Coke, sucked it, and thought about how to say Zhang Moxuan's words to the dynamic superman in front of her. Special case.

Zhang Tong asked curiously: "What are the special circumstances? You would never say that this man likes both men and women, or that he doesn't like men or women?"

Zhang Tong boldly speculated about the special circumstances Chen Xiaomei mentioned. If Zhang Moxuan likes both men and women, then things are actually easier to deal with. In this case, Lao Song still has a chance to embrace a beautiful man.

In that case, I can also send the most sincere blessings to the two of them, wishing them to live together and have a son soon. Hmm, something seems wrong?

Of course, it is also possible that the troublesome thing is that Zhang Moxuan neither likes men nor women, and is a guy who has no desires and desires, so it is more troublesome. Just like Mark who was mentally sterilized by Chen Xiaomei, he now has nothing to desire. Even the skills of the defensive mosaic wall have broken through and become a real crystal wall.

If this is the case, Chen Xiaomei must use her aphrodisiac function to stimulate Zhang Moxuan's lust, otherwise Zhang Moxuan would not fall in love with anyone.

But if that's the case, then letting Chen Xiaomei stimulate his lust for Song Renjie would be considered a good deed. After all, it’s boring to live alone to old age, isn’t it? It’s always good to have a companion, regardless of whether it’s a man or a woman, right? A good gay friend can also be a quilt for a lifetime.

Zhang Tong thought that his speculation was already very bold, but after Chen Xiaomei sloppily drank a glass of iced Coke, he put down the Coke glass heavily, shook his head and sighed, "The actual situation is more complicated than you imagined."

"If you really want to pursue this man named Zhang Moxuan, what I found will be good or bad for you."

Hearing what Chen Xiaomei said, Zhang Tong immediately waved his hands and said, "No~ no~ no! I don't want to pursue Zhang Moxuan at all. I just have a friend who loves him very much."

Chen Xiaomei had an expression of [I know you have a friend, everyone has friends, I know, I know].

"Well, whether it's you or your friend, in short, I need to tell you one thing. That is, Zhang Moxuan's emotions are more complicated than you and your friend can imagine, a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times."

Chen Xiaomei made the matter very serious, which made Zhang Tong slightly startled.

"So, how complicated can it be, what is so complicated? You can't tell me that the person he likes is not actually a human being." Zhang Tong immediately had some bad associations.

Because he remembered what Chen Xiaomei had done back then, making a peerless strong man fall in love with a tree or something, and then this strong man hugged that tree and wanted to live with this big tree and die together. Makes the scalp feel tingly.

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I cut down the tree for firewood the next day. This can also be regarded as saving people from the sea of ​​suffering and obtaining liberation.

So things like fetishism still exist in this world. Just like Zhang Tong knows that there are many people in this world who love the wives and husbands of paper people more than their real-world girlfriends and boyfriends.

"So Zhang Moxuan is actually his dream lover, which one in love live?"

Zhang Tong asked very seriously. He still learned the word love live from the Internet, and before the Huaihai subway had painted the entire train with a love live theme image, it was very difficult for Zhang Tong not to notice this cultural phenomenon.

It is said that there were some people holding pillows of love live characters to take the love live themed train or something that day.

So in Zhang Tong's opinion, love live is probably the most magical wife of a paper man.

"Love live? You really underestimated Zhang Moxuan." Chen Xiaomei gave a low laugh.

"It's not just love live, I'm afraid that Zhang Moxuan is the one who even gave Azur Lane, Ship Girl, Fate Go, Frontline Girls, Girls and Tanks, Honkai Academy, White Album, Autumn Memories, Love and Producer, etc. It's all over."

Chen Xiaomei said a lot of nouns that Zhang Tong couldn't understand. Although Zhang Tong knew the existence of love live because of the indiscriminate bombardment on the Internet, after all, the time to come back is still short. How could he possibly know all the galgames and paper man wife games?

If Zhang Tong can probably guess that these names of Chen Xiaomeimei may all be the names of virtual games or anime.

Zhang Tong scratched his head a little: "According to you, Zhang Moxuan is a person who is completely addicted to virtual characters and cannot extricate himself? He has no interest in real characters at all? It doesn't matter whether the other party is male or female, how handsome or beautiful?"

Zhang Tong thought to himself, if this is really the case, it would be terrible. There is no way for him to transform Song Renjie from the three-dimensional to the two-dimensional. If Lao Song couldn't be converted into a second dimension, why did Zhang Moxuan fall in love with him?

Well, how about first publishing a two-dimensional comic with Lao Song as the main character? Then there are two male protagonists, one is Song Renjie and the other is Zhang Moxuan. Then promote this cartoon to Zhang Moxuan. Let Zhang Moxuan fall in love with Song Renjie in the comics first.

Then let Song Renjie from the three-dimensional dimension appear, will this be able to break Zhang Moxuan's heart in an instant?

Zhang Tong thought of many ways in an instant, it can be said that at this moment his mind was spinning very fast.

He even thought about the artist who would draw the manga, that is Tian Yi, the big hand who drew indescribably harmonious manga before. It is estimated that he should be quite stylish when he draws cartoons. This plan may be successful.

Zhang Tong felt that this plan was feasible, but Chen Xiaomei interrupted Zhang Tong's thinking. Chen Xiaomei picked up a bag of Huangshan biscuits in front of Zhang Tong, peeled one, took a bite, and said while eating: "No, if it's just like this How can I say that this matter is a good thing or a bad thing for you. If Zhang Moxuan only likes virtual characters and has no love for real people, then you may really have no chance. "

"I said, it's not me, it's my friend." Zhang Tong emphasized again.

"Okay, okay, it's your friend, it's your friend." Chen Xiaomei was extremely perfunctory.

"What I want to tell you is that this man named Zhang Moxuan doesn't just like men, women, and virtual characters. He should be obsessed with anime figures, cats and dogs, wild animals, various plants, exhaust pipes, vacuum cleaners, etc. wait wait wait."

Chen Xiaomei really didn't know what to say because she was quite shy when speaking, and she could only express her judgment in a very general and general way.

But Zhang Tong was dumbfounded when he heard it. Like men like women, like virtual characters, obsessed with anime figures, and even like flowers and plants, or wild animals, kittens and puppies, etc., all of which he can understand.

But love vacuum cleaners and exhaust pipes? What does this mean?

Zhang Tong could only look at Chen Xiaomei with a puzzled expression: "Huh?"

After Chen Xiaomei finished eating the biscuits, she looked seriously at the dynamic Superman in front of her: "Actually, I didn't really want to help you before, because it was too evil to help people arouse their emotions. But now I suddenly feel that I am actually helping you. Getting Zhang Moxuan to fall in love with you is probably also a way to help him get out of the sea of ​​suffering. I am willing to help you. This is a good thing and two good things."

Chen Xiaomei stretched out her hand, wanting to shake hands with Zhang Tong to show solemnity, and expressed that she was willing to stand with Zhang Tong.

Zhang Tong didn't reach out, but emphasized again: "I said it's my friend."

Chen Xiaomei pulled the superman's hand in front of her and shook it vigorously, then said very perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, I understand. I know it's your friend, it's your friend, it's not you, you're just a steel straight That's fine, man!"

Chen Xiaomei grabbed Zhang Tong's hand and shook it vigorously, thinking to herself: This is probably called a dead duck's mouth.