The Days of Opening a Restaurant on an Abnormal Earth

"What's going on here?" Zhang Tong looked at the middle-aged man with his bare butt crying, crying until his heart was piercing, and then looked at the wretched look on the old master Xiao's face. In his mind, he made up a long article of 2 million words, which is probably the disadvantage of reading too many online novels.

"Hey, this, I, it's not..., oops! You put on your pants first!" Old Master Xiao didn't know how to explain, he had a feeling that everything he said was wrong, and a big It doesn't look good for a man to cry with his butt naked.

So the old master Xiao first found the middle-aged man's pants from the room, and then fell on the man's face.

That scene reminded Zhang Tong of some movies he watched, those scumbags cheated the innocent little sister at night, and when they were drinking last night, they whispered sweet words to each other in her ears, and put on their pants after a night of passion Don't admit it. Throw someone's clothes on her, and then let the other party go.

There are quite a lot of this kind of scumbags, whether in movies or in reality, but Zhang Tong never imagined that an old guy like Master Xiao could show such a scumbag side. I have never tried to do such a scumbag thing!

"Who is this person?" Looking at the crying middle-aged man, Zhang Tong felt that there was nothing to ask from him, so he asked the old Master Xiao directly.

Old Master Xiao shook his head: "I don't know either."

Zhang Tong's neck shrank and squeezed out three layers of chins. I didn't expect, I didn't expect, how far the old Master Xiao has come on the road of scumbags!

"Old Master Xiao, although I personally shouldn't praise or criticize your hobbies, but you are a bit too much." Yes, such scum, so scum that you don't even know the other party's name, this situation is still very rare. Have you been yelling and yelling all the time?

Zhang Tong made up his mind. The old master Xiao in his seventies and eighties shouted at the middle-aged Mediterranean man: Sweetheart~

vomit~

No, hold back, don't vomit, at least not here. I am the president, I must maintain the basic majesty!

Zhang Tong resisted the strong discomfort and the feeling of his stomach churning.

"No, no, the president is not like this. Oh, can you stop crying, I'm so annoyed!" Old master Xiao felt an unprecedented boredom with this crying middle-aged Mediterranean man.

"You... you can't do this... I... I gave the money! Five... fifty thousand!" The middle-aged man stretched out his hand and gestured: "Fifty thousand, you have to give me an explanation."

This is cheating money and sex! Zhang Tong's eyes became sharper. Old master Xiao can't entrust big things to him, he really knows people and faces but doesn't know his heart. Originally, I thought that the old master Xiao was not very good at thinking, but he should be considered a good person. But it doesn't look like that now.

He doesn't look like a good guy, he doesn't have a good brain, and he's a super scumbag at the same time. Do you want to leave first? Zhang Tong was thinking that he should be downstairs and not in the room.

"No, President, please listen to my explanation." The old Master Xiao held Zhang Tong who was about to leave, this matter must be explained clearly. Otherwise, if this matter is going to be spread out, how can I find a girl in her twenties in the future. I don't want to be surrounded by a group of Mediterranean men.

"It's like this..."

The old master Xiao told Zhang Tong everything he was doing now, and finally he said: "Well, I originally planned to start a side job. Make more money, 50,000 yuan per operation. And it can be regarded as doing good deeds. After all, it is also very important to solve the problems of other people's married life. Discord between husband and wife is not good for the family, and it is not good for the children, you say so."

Zhang Tong's eyebrows twitched: "You are not afraid of being harmonious after doing this? Now we are building a harmonious society."

"What are you talking about?"

"nothing."

"Hey, anyway, I think it's okay to do this, and it can be regarded as helping others."

Hearing the old Master Xiao say that he was helping people, that Mediterranean quit: "What are you helping, what are you helping! You didn't help me! I have completely lost consciousness now."

"Uh..." Old Master Xiao was speechless, not knowing how to answer.

"It can't be my fault. I did a good job. Everything is normal. If you didn't knock on the door suddenly, which caused me to be shocked, and then my hands trembled, could things have turned out like this?" Old Master Xiao I feel very wronged.

"So I'm still to blame for this?" Zhang Tong glared at Old Master Xiao.

"Otherwise, who is to blame..." Old Master Xiao muttered aggrievedly.

"Hey! Don't shirk responsibility for me now. How do I solve this matter? You have to come up with a plan for me! I have no perception at all now!" The Mediterranean man has an indescribable sense of urgency, because It is related to the happiness of my lower body.

Although it was not very strong in the past, it can still be used, right? I came here because I wanted to do an enhancement, not to mention what to do to enhance the +13 dark gold, at least I should change the white equipment to the blue equipment. But I didn't expect that the blacksmith's enhancement here is so unreliable. Not to mention the failure of the enhancement, the enhancement materials were not returned, and the weapon was even broken into pieces. What's the difference between this and those online games that force people to spend money? !

"Uh." Zhang Tong felt that this matter really needs to be resolved. It was originally intended to make the couple happy, but now it has become unhappy, and may even divorce or something. This is not very good. After all, I am about to get married. Although Jiang Hua has not agreed to his proposal, but it is precisely because of this that I need to accumulate blessings even more!

"Old Xiao, what is the situation now?" Zhang Tong scratched his head, no matter whose fault it is now, he must first solve this person's problem.

"A small mistake, my skin hardening magic is semi-permanent. It can be controlled independently, and it is activated when it needs to be used. But the downside is that after use, because the skin hardens, the surface will lose most of its perception. This is originally in The magic we use to fight in other worlds. The skin is hardened, strengthening the defense, reducing perception and reducing pain. But after I came back, my magic degraded, so this ability has a new application direction. Okay, but now it has been accidentally made permanent. So in the normal state, it loses the ability to perceive. And it is still relatively hard, if you don’t believe me, come and pinch it.”

"Get lost!" Zhang Tong politely declined Old Master Xiao's invitation to have a pinch.

"I don't care, anyway, you guys have to fix it for me now!" The Mediterranean man is very embarrassed now, but he is a man in his forties, and he is not a boy, so there is nothing to be shy about: "Anyway, if you can't do it well, , I will expose you. Said that you want to sterilize all the men in the world, and then occupy the women in the world!"

"Uh, would anyone believe such stupid talk?"

"Heh! Don't underestimate the idiots of today. People even believe that plastic is pretending to be rice."

"Well... that's right."

Zhang Tong decided not to let this Mediterranean man ruin the hive's reputation.

"Okay, Lao Xiao. We're going to cooperate this time."

"Huh? President, you can also use magic?"

"I don't know, but I can control some weak electromagnetic waves, the weak ones that others can't detect. But there are still some stimulations for acupuncture points."

"and you……"

"Needless to say, let's get to work."

About fifteen minutes after an indescribable, unwritten event happened. I only heard the majestic and high-spirited voice of a middle-aged man from Master Xiao's room: "Ha! It's done! It's done! Hahahaha! This time it's really enchanting +13! Hahahaha!"

The old master Xiao looked at Zhang Tong with an expression of admiration: "President, let's join hands together. We can save this world!"

"Get lost!" Zhang Tong politely rejected Master Xiao's request.