The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Our goal? Nothing....no gentleman!"

Above the square, my anger has been turned into substance, and the city management brigades and knights below have also responded to my call.

On the temporary wooden table, I hang the banner I wrote, and the calligraphy on paper shows my resentment and will.

On the left is - "Severely attack the gentleman metamorphosis!"

On the right is - "concentrate on purifying the city!

The horizontal batch is - "sad wind to death."

Well, we will not delve into the fact that this couplet does not rhyme, asymmetry, and does not delve into the tragic wind that should still be in the earth element plane. It is also shot, but when I write in front of everyone Out of the last four words, the cheers of the sky have already explained everything.

"The sad wind is going to die!"

The hat is flying, the hands are waving, and even an elf sister is excited to put the underwear in the air, listening to the cheers from the bottom of my heart, this is the performance of morale available, see the scene before me, I Can not help but sigh.

"People are available, but unfortunately the wind is not there."

It is a pity that if the tragic wind is here, using his sacrifice flag can boost morale. If you want to crusade the gentlemen, there is nothing more encouraging morale than the sorrowful wind.

"killing those sad winds!"

The sister is not mistaken..... The sad wind can't be equal to the metamorphosis, etc. It seems that it can be true. The sadness is definitely greater than the biggest concept that the word metamorphosis can contain.

"I have been watching them for a long time! The old lady bought a bottle of whitening remedy and used it for three days... Don't look at me like this, how many times have I said it, I am not a dark elf, I am a highland human, sunbathing A little bit, it’s not normal to think about it."

Is this sister not a dark elf? This black one can't see the five senses, and it's no wonder that others will admit their mistakes.

"The raging madness and streaking metamorphosis, waiting for the aging mother!" It seems that this is also a victim of a painful experience. Now wrapped in a double iron plate, it should be very safe.

Looking at the new city governors who are gnashing their teeth, I am still nonsense, such high morale and anger. Then, close the door! Put the dog.......Start the mission!

"Get off! Don't say anything extra, whether it's an active or a recidivist, give it to me. Those key goals, whatever they are doing, will bring me back directly."

Looking at the mad dogs that came out in front of me... The successful knights, I nodded with satisfaction, not to mention the new urban management knights with the core of the Sulphur Mountain City Knights. The morale is strong, the combat power is strong, and the most important thing is to deal with that. The group of **** are experienced. Will not let them escape.

"The task of the first brigade is to purify the market order. Captain Yawen leads the team. The most important goal is the sale of fake medicines by the Beya brothers. The group of **** actually recommended their 'safety card' engineering tools to the national missions. Alchemy syrup, know how much time I used to explain. Isn't that a bomb and poison to murder them? Selling fakes has become a diplomatic event, too much, give me a good meal to pack the bastards!"

After Diana went to find her own way of faith, Yawen, who was once her deputy, became the leader of the city management knights. After this transfer of the backbone, she also took more than half of the city management knights to Dieffen.

Before adapting to the sun, they mainly perform night-time security patrols. The reason why we focus on the centralized rectification activities today is to watch today is a big cloudy day, and our staff is relatively abundant.

Even though there is very little sunshine now, they are still very scary, and they are covered with a mostly closed, fully enclosed gas mask with a goblin on their heads. The exhaled white gas overflowed from the back of the brain and it looked like the steam was boiling.

Meng sister suddenly became a strange uncle, I looked uncomfortable, but fortunately now is not hot in winter, barely able to support. But still very inconvenient

"Special equipment needs to be grasped. If you need the manpower and materials, you will use the unlucky ones caught in this action as a coolie and a wallet."

Although the inner majority are mostly females who are full of mouthfuls, but at least the female elves who are pretty good looks are like demons and ghosts from the abyss, but their strength and experience are the most trustworthy... well, I admit I received a lot of complaints about them, such as scaring a few bears and the like.

"The second team's mission is to control the atmosphere, Momo and Catherine, seeing the group of undressed, tearing clothes, wearing clothes is more cumbersome than not wearing clothes, um, is the muscles of Peel and Omar. The bastard, I got it back. Do you know how many complaints we can get every day? With this mosaic spray gun, just show me the scribbles and give me a mosaic!"

high tech? It’s just black oil, it’s all black, and it’s more mosaic than “Shengguang”.

"The third team, your mission is contraband, especially the description of books and pictures that are too detailed, cough, I will not elaborate, understand, right, books and pictures of same-sex crimes plus First class...."

One by one, the task was released, and I looked at the city management knights who came out of the fish. I smiled with satisfaction.

The new urban management force is also the only resident city defense force expected in Dieffende. Their members are very mixed. There are rookie knights, rookie hunters who have just come out from several new trainees, and also backbones from the underground world. It is a local of Dieffen and even a neutral mercenary who volunteers to join the military.

Due to the existence of the "city without sin", as long as there are enough law professions, Dieffend is in a sense a city that cannot be captured, and the headquarters of the Law School has moved here... To be honest, if the orc war is the current Dieffend, the war will soon end.

Well, since you don’t need much defensive power, you still retain the Royal Knight as a garrison. It’s a waste to keep the city defense as a city garrison. So I reorganized it through the military and put the city defense and security. The mission was handed over to the city defense management force, um, still referred to as "urban management."

"This name is good, this abbreviation is even more strange." This is Eliza's complaint.

"Hey, you don't understand, this name can ward off evil! Three thousand city management is in the world, people see people, ghosts hide."

Under my "singularity", this urban management team named by me became the most loyal minion in my hands.

The task for them is very simple, that is, classification law enforcement, for a period of time, just to cause trouble, find trouble, and hold it for a period of time. If they are marked as felony by the "city of innocence", they are the law enforcers on the scene, and if they are lurking into the city, they are anti-spyware intelligence personnel.

And in order to strengthen the power of the new city management. I specifically extracted a batch of top-level combat power from the four halls and one courtyard of the Sulphur Mountain City Law System. With these gold, legendary spells and justice knights, I don't believe that anyone can turn the sky.

It is also because the law profession will be greatly enhanced in the miraculous land of the sleepless person, and more than half of the urban management knights I have chosen are from the law profession.

However, according to the usual practice, in order to carry out rescue and ambulance tasks, the Shengguang profession should also have a certain ratio. Unfortunately, from the current grouping, even the most basic configuration is far from enough.

Perhaps it should be said that the impact of the expulsion of the Church Church Division. It is also becoming more and more obvious.

Since the all-round elite is not easy to find, but I will find more talents that can top things. In the end, after the careful selection, the entire urban management force has more than 70,000 people. It can be called the upper army of the city, and each brigade has its own resident jurisdiction. Today, it is only a backbone of about 10,000.

This time, even if the need to sort out the urban atmosphere is a collective training, let me see the combat effectiveness of this new urban management force.

quickly. In the help of other urban management and "enthusiasm citizens", the streets and alleys staged a scene of chasing.

"Brothers, deceiving people too much, we fight with them.... People?"

The new shards of the shards have not yet figured out the key to fighting with the city management. When he plans to charge, his brothers have disappeared without a trace. It is estimated that the sprint of his legs can not be surrendered.

"To fight a wool, we have not committed a felony. If we get caught, it will be closed for a few days and fines. The resistance will be half-dead."

The hapless ones were smashed out and the contraband was already full of mountains. Soon I actually found that the square could not be put down.

"There are sixty boxes of drugs with unknown performance. Most of them don't even know the effect of the manufacturer....Olivia, even the drugs with unknown effects are all out, you are really a genius."

Olivia is a good and innovative pharmacy, but a successful improvement often means a hundred failures. As a ** operator, they step on the boundary line to deal with the failure and mark a new name for sale. , the cost has been recovered.

I have heard of it, what crazy alchemist syrup, the effect is completely random after drinking, but often the power is extremely high and the price is extremely low, many adventurers have bought some gambling remedies as a desperate time, there was once The guy drank a bottle and squirted a bit of a dragon.

"Oh, actually I am not as good as you said."

Looking at this ace, Alchemy, who is trying to disguise the stupid big girl, I laughed too.

"Oh, if you drink it, I will not hold you accountable. Otherwise, according to the new law regulations, the fine of the value of the goods will be fined ten times. ... dig, you actually drink."

I have underestimated the dedication of the goblin to the gold coin, the voice has not fallen, the silver hook has already plunged into the drug box, and his blue-eyed apprentice still pulls him hard.

"Don't drink, teacher, failure to drink too much will die!"

"My money is my life. If you don't drink, you will definitely have no life. If you drink it, you may be saved!"

Looking at this side of the green and white, the goblin alchemist, I once again marveled at the lower limit of the goblin, although I know that this medicine probably can not drink dead people (can drink the dead, they dare not sell), but what did it become after drinking? I really don't know.

"Come, half of you, half of me!"

"Wait... oh!"

I think that a person who drinks is not as good as two people, but actually pulls his own apprentice together.

Various potions were poured into the girl's mouth. This time, it was the turn of the alchemist to enjoy his whimsical product.

"The deformed pharmacy, the pharmacy, the fox medicinal agent, and the wolf medicinal agent are all improved versions of the feed. Hey, it may be possible to become a giant fox with nine tails."

Although I plan to talk to them about the sale of a pen, there is a large order to be entrusted to Olivia's workshop, but I am not in a hurry. Let the guys accept the lesson, or who knows what they can do in the future. .

"Fortunately, I did not choose to be an alchemist."

My little knight came from Catherine, watching her schoolgirl turn red and suddenly turn green. There were two more rabbit ears at once, and the fox tail was added at once, and it suddenly became furry, and it began to fall off again. I can’t help but feel a little scared.

In the end, she chose to become a knight in the end, otherwise she should become a member of the Olivia team.

My next goal is the focus of this ethos, the **** **** painters and bad booksellers, even the sage adults have begun to collect bad books, this hurricane must be stopped.

I opened the pile of books and picked one open and saw two...

"Oh." Then I closed it directly.

“It’s fun to draw two men together?”

"No fun. But it is very profitable." The tall man named Tam, the tall man, is not like a bad bookseller, but he is indeed the biggest bad book wholesaler in the country. At this time, facing my pressure. And questioning. It is very self-conscious.

"There are other types, such as normal...."

“Yes, but not much. These are our main business.”

I am a bit strange. Under normal circumstances, men also have to buy **, how can I sell this book.

"This year is not a disaster year. If men have a need, they will find a solution. Drinking wine or something is not a crime. Besides, the consumption power of the otaku is high, and many people don’t look good. The above is quietly like a lady, buying this kind of book is a bookshelf and a bookshelf, more than a man is willing."

"Look. I am not selling goods, but selling dreams, everyone has their own needs, they

Suddenly, Tam showed a wretched smile.

"If adults expect. I have a special version here, both male and female protagonists can book, brothers, fathers, sisters, brothers and sisters. ... look at your expression, do you not like special, blonde loli, ** Royal sister......."

Silently, he dropped the book and clap his hands, and then everyone around him threw the torch at the pile of books.

"I used Xiao Huangben to conquer the world's dreams! My children, you guys!"

Although the content of Tam’s roar is a bit strange, many people around have read the man’s words, and the blood and tears from the bottom of my heart.

"It turned out to be a gentleman (metamorphosis), and I will focus on prevention in the future."

Hey, I am like a person who is being bribed so easily. If you must bribe, you must also be private. At this time, everyone is staring at me. If I nod, I am not clear, I am perverted, then, I What identity, if you want to take a book, you still need a bookseller.

So I started the contact device.

"Adam, have you got it?"

"Well, there are a lot of treasures in stock. I am throwing them to the city management, and let them bring them to burn. The men are half of us."

"I am seven of you, otherwise I will tell Margaret. Right, let me pick it first."

"You are a bastard, I am..."

No matter how he complained about the threat, I just returned to him, 'Tell Margaret', Adam can only be soft, and the unmarried person has the advantage of being married and fearing. I succeeded in winning this game and remembered that The treasures that were detained soon belonged to me, and my mood was much better.

I was not happy for a few minutes. On the other side, I suddenly heard the exclamation of Adam.

"Margaret, Eliza, how do you know..."

Ok, I don’t have to say much about the rest. Just hearing these two names, I know that Adam’s cockroaches are playing again. It’s not that his whereabouts are being traced. Someone is whispering. In order to avoid getting burned, I am immediately Cut off the contact between the two sides.

"next!"

I remembered the treasures that were destined to be separated forever, and the inexplicable resentment made me roar from the bottom of my heart.

But this time, my opponent has made me have some headaches.

Black hooded robes, sickles, wooden crosses, burning torches, this is not the standard configuration of the Torch Festival parade, and the symbol "fff" behind the black robe has already explained everything.

"His Highness, this is the cult organization fff group we just seized. They plan to launch a terrorist attack codenamed "Long live the bachelor, the dog and the man go", and carry out a non-discriminatory attack on the couple at the Peace Day Festival."

"No, it's not indistinguishable. Our fff group is attacking dogs and men and never attacking true love!"

"What is the difference between true love and dog men and women? Are you clear?"

"The scary thing of a female ugly is true love. The beautiful ones are dogs and men!"

Well, this neat and screaming has been resounding through the clouds, and their straightforwardness has made me lose the courage to defend them. The roaring eyes of each other show that they really think so.

Yes, they are not the ones caught in front of them. The fff backbones of more than 30 black robes are sitting together. It is a super cult organization. It is said that this is still a backbone meeting. Members have spread all over Diffin. De, I should be proud to have created this strange society.

"Even if you execute us, the torches of the holy war will not go out!"

"Our war is endless. Valentine's Day is a barbecue day, Tanabata is a jihad day, Singles Day is a day for dogs and men to die, Christmas is the final day of the final year, and our members come from all corners of the country!"

"Perhaps the short-term victory belongs to you, but the eternal glory belongs to the fff group, killing me, and later people."

"Idiot! Our cause is just!"

Looking at this group of generous and righteous warriors, I not only have tears in my eyes, I think I put them in this way, but the eyes behind the swordsman pierced me and I was afraid that it would not work.

So, I tried hard to find a way to prevent them from being harmed by the ** and getting the punishment that would satisfy others.

"Take them in the woods of Aria Park, um, that is the dating place that has the reputation of a love park, and then find couples to show love in front of them so that they can only watch..."

"Kill me!"

"There is still such a terrible punishment in this world, you devil!"

Oh, actually, I am really a good person, why don't everyone understand me.

[Achievement unlock: King of the Black Heart.....]

"To shut up!"

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