The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Dressed in the head, squatting in the crowd, yo-yo, watching the crowds in front of the carnival, sipping a glass of wine, seems to be infected by the atmosphere of the celebration, unconsciously, the mood can get better It is.

Ivella has been sent away. Today is such a rare good mood, I don’t want to waste my spirit with an outsider. Angels are dead brains. Now I can’t make sense. Let’s go to Nanxiang for a few months and then exchange.

I have already walked into Wood City, which is also the most prosperous commercial area of ​​Dieffen. At this time, there are various small shops on the roadside, selling snacks, selling jewelry, and even various war memorials. There are many things.

And I just entered the market, but suddenly there was a cute little blonde sister, who ran to the roadside stall and started looking for new food stalls.

The slender blond hair has been dragged to the ground all the time. The more and more mouth-opening heroes have a kebab, a smoked fish in the hand, and a chicken leg in the mouth. Soon, the noble princess of the lovely princess becomes full. It is a rag of oil, and the little face of red flutter becomes a little cat.

Since regaining appetite and taste, Herois has been driven by the evolution of super food, but fortunately, she has only tasted most of the time. Although her mouth is not stopped, she does not eat much. It won't make the dead cat that always occupies my head getting fatter.

"Hey, I just eat more and I won't get fat. I can't give nutrition to those children. I want to fatten them. The old lady is always a single-aged witch girl....ah, Roland, look over there. What is it!"

Speaking can irritate all women's cool words. He also jumped and smiled and pointed at the street there. The parade floats that are slowly moving there seem to have completed the first tour.

In human countries, the parade of floats is also a tradition, but unlike the wealthy countries in the Central Plains of the mainland, which use flowers, beauty, gold, and art to decorate floats, the floats in the North are generally without flowers, but they are the highest in continental ice sculpture. area,

Mythological epics, heroes, and even real people. They can be turned into a vivid ice and snow shape, with a few lanterns between the ice, the colorless ice and snow statues live in the radiance, the distortion of the light and the magic of reflection, so that the vivid characters are like Lived over.

Of course, just these are just a bit boring, and the floats of all industries have their own characteristics and functions.

For example, the Asa chain store, the largest bakery in the city, has carved a variety of fancy desserts with ice. It is tempting, and there is also a discounted roll of bread on the banquet. It seems that the advertisement was scattered along the way.

"Desserts, desserts, banana boats, strawberry sundaes, orange tarts, fancy pink bread rolls...."

Well, looking at the king of the Banshee who grabbed a dozen coupons, I can only helplessly smile. It seems that there will be a lot more breadcrumbs in the family.

The float of the Philippe carriage was made into a fairy-tale pumpkin car. The horse of the cart was dressed as a rat, but the carving of the pumpkin shell and the decoration on the carriage were more delicate and gorgeous than the real carriage. The carriage did not have a trace of bumps, fully demonstrating the amazing skills of the master craftsman.

The float of the Jinfeng tailor shop has become the stage for the model to show the new clothes. Poor weather in the snow and ice, the young girls are freezing their cheeks, and they are still trying to show their dresses and casual clothes without much clothing.

In the past, even in the New Year, it was cold and clear, and with the revival of Dongpu, more and more people chose to return here, and many big businessmen also invested in the local, the above three local businessmen who were not originally Dongpu It is also to seize the propaganda opportunity and strive to publicize.

Even the newly established urban management forces did not give up such an important propaganda opportunity. Momo still showed their new uniforms on the floats, and the whip slammed the sky, and the snow sculptures that replaced the sinners were thrown by the snow flakes. It makes people feel very painful when they look at it.... But it seems that they have attracted many strange followers.

And there are more floats, and naturally there are some special types of special ones, such as an alliance with particularly energetic energy, especially those who are full of firepower....

"One two three! Learn to use excavators, come to Xicheng Mechanical Engineering College!"

It was a heavy goblin harvester and was showing off their new product "Safety Card" excavator.

"Boom!"

Ok, it’s probably a safe brand of gunpowder barrels. Whether it’s the audience or they’re already used to it, stand up and send the burnt hapless eggs to the priest. Others start looking for the parts they can use, just on the spot. Exquisite assembly skills have been developed.

Soon, among a piece of oil and broken parts, a handsome jet motorcycle appeared on the float. Just the excavator driver, riding a motorcycle and playing various techniques, began to show his skillful driving and The super horsepower of the small motorcycle....... Sure enough to learn the excavator, what will open?

"One two three! Learn the Jet Moto fancy skills, come to Xicheng Mechanical Engineering College!"

Well, there are people around the world who are apprehensed, which is better than any tricks and performances.

In a sense, there is no such visual explosion as a daily habit. The most important thing is that without the vitality of Xiaoqiang, it is impossible to achieve such a high attainment in the goblin engineering. Then, for their persistence and cheeky, They are thirty-two praises....... Just a little later to inform the city management to catch people, at least this perseverance is still very worthy of appreciation.

"You dare to get together so close, haven't you heard? They started with the performance of a five-engineering robot, which is higher than the city wall. Now there is only one right-handed excavator left. You still dare to look at it."

"Boom!"

The explosion and the fire behind it made the best testimony for this enthusiastic person. In an instant, everyone stepped back neatly and emptied around the float.

But the magic scene just re-enacted, it has been broken into slag, the goblin engineers still have not given up, in the march of oil and wrench, a gear-smashing goblin chainsaw was first assembled.

The goblin driver stood up again. I saw a piece of wood with that hoe. then. I heard the familiar screaming in unison.

"Three two one! Learn to cut wood! Come to Xicheng Mechanical Engineering College!"

"...from the giant robot to the excavator, to the motorcycle, and finally to the chainsaw, it’s like a corpse, first a person, then a right hand, a back index finger, and finally a nail clip... let it go. Saw it, they will leave him alone in the whole family. It’s too poor!”

Well, for the poor survivor, I immediately called for the helpline.

"Hey, hello, Eliza, help me find the city tube, and say that the safety card has a float..."

I don't have to say more about the rest. Soon, the two Dark Elf Knights just took the team to the corner. The goblins didn't say anything, and they shook the broken parts.

then. The first empty float appeared, but the strange thing is. However, many people cast a piece of snow-white stone.

"what is this?"

"The best floats can be won by three people. If you like the float, you can get the most of the floats after completing the tour. The prizes are very rich."

The familiar voice of Eliza came from behind, and she had arrived, unconsciously, and I looked around, and there were already many small white stones on the edge of many floats.

"It turned out to be a sympathy ticket, yes, who is leading now?"

"....... The gentleman's league has another top three floats. You see, that's the one."

Ok, I just glanced at it and I knew what was going on. The float was simple, just a big sign hanging on it. "There is a revenge, and if you don't have a hate, you can vent it."

Then there are a few hapless eggs tied under the sign:

"Crushing Devil!!"

"Streaking Eagle King!

"Fake drug dealer!"

"Explosive mad!"

"Professional Overlord Meal Prisoner...."

These hapless people are obviously sold by their own peers. They are very ridiculously popular. They enjoy the enthusiastic greetings of the citizens, but considering that they are not legendary, they are the top strength of gold. The small stones thrown out by ordinary people are actually The lethality is low, and the screams are also seduce the attackers to cast more votes.

One is willing to fight, the happiness of beating, one wishing, and beating are also happy.... Well, we should be voluntary, and the speed of collecting voting stones is amazing enough.

"Hey!"

"Hahaha, look, Eliza, that hapless, who is so wicked, put an ink bottle on the head of the silver hook."

Originally, the Gentlemen's Alliance also had to participate in the military parade, but considering his neutral status as a mercenary, and the future spread plan, it is not suitable for the official color too heavy, so that they can avoid suspicion, I did not expect them to play like this.

"Who's the idea? It's really bad."

When I laughed enough, I asked casually.

"No one, it is said that at the time of deliberation, Casio said that 'the sad brother is just fine, he went up and swayed, and with his popularity, he could win', then they estimated it. If the wind is in the wind, rely on him. Now the reputation, as long as it is not killed, most can really do it. Then they think that since the quality is not enough, the amount will be used to make up, so the few bad luck will be on the scene, I did not expect the effect is really good."

My attention, but not already there, not far away, I do not know who, actually made a float carrying a statue of Gemini, and many pedestrians, silently put stones on the float, Seeing that it has piled up into a hill, it seems that the score is better than that of the target float.

"This is a float made by the royal family. It is said to be a statue made by Princess Renee."

Looking at the more familiar Gemini statue, I couldn't help but fall into meditation, and Herois actually cared about me.

"...Oh, today is your birthday, and that person's birthday? But the strings that are always tight will be broken sooner or later, let go of the mess, and have fun today."

I heard the words, but I was laughing.

"Thinking too much, I just think that if we compare the two brothers together, it really is that I am handsome.... But I am so far away from our women."

Well, the rather shameful half will not be said to be exported, but it seems that it is only the first half, and it has also suffered from the contempt of the two, so I immediately considered the other.

"Right, since that third, the royal float should be the top three, and what is the float in front?"

I heard that Eliza’s expression suddenly became a bit subtle.

"Look at it yourself, southwest, right, it's the location of the Siro Empire, their death float. In a sense, the Gentlemen's Alliance is all the way."

"Love, courage, hope!"

"loveandpeace!"

Just aiming at it, I was almost flashed by the greasy fluffy muscles. Omar’s aerobics is getting more and more explosive, but at least wear more clothes. You are not a believer in the Storm Eagle.

And when I found out that the accompaniment for the Omar dance was the horrible penetrating voice of Gloria, I didn’t say anything, and I took the lead.

"For the life of the world, let this first give them!" (To be continued...)