The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

At this time, it was already noon on the second day of the celebration. The next day's activities were on the agenda, but I just woke up.

After playing last night, they were dragged and drunk by Xiaohong and Adam. As a result, they were allered overnight, and the result of drunkenness and sleepless nights was the pain of their heads.

But unfortunately, as the planner of the celebration, the documents of the office have accumulated like mountains, but I still have not escaped, and I was caught by Eliza.

The parade of floats that is more detesting than anyone else has ended. The winners are the chaotic enrollment of the Siro Empire. Their muscle operas and the ensemble of death sounds directly kill the audience, waiting for them to reach the end. The float has become a moving gravel mountain and can't see anyone.

"There are so many people who like my songs. Sure enough, art is not ethnic, regardless of national boundaries. Last time, it was my market that led to poor performance. Well, next week, I will hold a performance in the square."

"Really, really, too warm! I am so touched by me, I decided, every day in my life at Deventer, the Omar fitness classroom is free to open, I want to learn fitness and square dance with me, tomorrow morning Come early at six o'clock, just in Peace Square."

The news came out that in just one afternoon, the price and rent around the square fell directly by a third. It seems that square dance and stray singers disturb the people, no matter which event is the same.

The complaints received later were piled up into mountains. "Quickly stop the evil banshee, ah, my head." "Oh, my golden dog's eyes. Oh, it's all smashed." "But the dogs and men, but they really don't burn! This is a perfect match. Ah, let's just tell the truth. Just put them together. Don't let them out and harm others." "Hands, I want Pickpockets!" It looks like something strange seems to be mixed in, um, don't go into it.

Although there are a lot of complaints, there are some interesting rewards. "Good fun uncle uncle, he will play high and fly high (throw it and then, with Orma's arm strength. Flying high is a few tens of meters without difficulty However, it is reported that the children's parents are scared a lot)", "All the scales are not adjusted. For the first time, as an elf, I feel that you can ask the undead monarch not to ruin the elves." "Is it famous?" "It's very interesting. I hope to hold this kind of event next year. I am already thinking about the float next year."

Although there are a lot of complaints, it is not all without benefit. At least the high-order undead who has left shortcomings and personal emotions has a little more humanity and has narrowed the distance between the two sides.

And at this time, me. There is no such thing as ignoring these things, and new troubles are already in front of them.

"Because of someone's arbitrariness, all of the more than 20 projects, including the Death Crown Playground and the Big Belly Test, and the more than expected crowds, the scale of the activities of the ceremony was far more than expected. The result is today. Only at noon the next day, our finances have a big deficit."

"It is expected that the over-expenditure will be over 1.2 million gold coins. If you can't find a solution as soon as possible, I am afraid that we will move the construction of the city construction project or the salary of the royal staff next spring.... I personally recommend that you shorten the program of the celebration, which is fundamentally The way to solve the problem!"

Ah, that is how familiar the cross-brows are cold, and the look under the gold-colored glasses will also be like talking. "You are enough, don't engage in new shows anymore. This birthday party is enough to make people feel annoyed. Let's take a break. Take a break."

Well, the original Eliza has said it directly, although she seems to make sense, but

"It's very good, but it doesn't make sense! I don't think anyone can stop my vacation. This time the schedule has been scheduled for next month!"

While holding my teeth and insisting on my own opinion, I waited for Eliza's fierce rebuttal, but suddenly, the devil girl pushed the glasses, the iceberg thawed, and quit the "ghost mother-in-law mode", and nodded.

"Well, then let's find a solution together. At least we should first clear the recent funding model of the celebration."

"How come suddenly so good to talk, is there a conspiracy? Saying, I am not dead now, explosion toilet and shoe cutting machine, or forget it."

I won't be fooled again. Every time Eliza is erupted, it will suddenly become more harmonious, to reduce my vigilance, but the more gentle, the more revenge will be more deadly.

I heard that Eliza was silent and silently looked at me for a long time. I saw that I was a little bit haired, and I continued to say.

"It seems that some things can't blame you all. I seem to have overdo it. No, because I taught you, it's still your fault. It's all your fault. But this time, rest assured, I There is no extra plan, um, no."

Eliza shook her head. It seems to be hesitant.

"I'm sorry, although I don't know where it got to you, it's my fault! Please let go of the children who are still being jealous of you."

Since it is not directly troublesome to find me, then I will definitely retaliate back in other places. I remember the treasures that I am still in the palm of my hand. I immediately decided to surrender.

"No, it seems that I need to reflect on me. I am finally thinking about it. You used to go out to prank a person at this time of the year. You will go home alone in the middle of the night, and you will find it when you come back. This is how you celebrate your birthday. Is it so lonely to let other people's unpleasant exchange for their own short-lived pleasure? Before neglecting, I am really sorry."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Not everyone will forget my birthday and find someone to suffocate."

This time, it was Eliza’s turn to be amazed, and it’s true that it’s true.

"It turns out to be true, it's too childish."

"You swindle me!"

Right now, there is a good chaos. When you calm down, the business is imminent. Lack of money is a big problem...

"Or. Try to find a church in the church to extort a little. How do I say that I and their boss are also allies, and gave a title for the saints, it should not be difficult to change some money."

"Do you really don't know or don't know, your current reputation has reached a realm in the priesthood, just look for the Church of the Holy Light, and say that Roland is here, there are more than a dozen pastors and paladins jumping out.揍人. Besides, the sacred refusal of the sacred name of the sacred church has spread throughout the city. Most people say that you don’t know how to live and die, and you don’t know how to lift it. Such a good opportunity is wasted.”

Eliza said, but nodded with satisfaction, obviously Eliza is one of the most people. If there is a title of the saint, many things will be much more convenient, but obviously Roland is calmer most of the time. The mind, when it comes to the church, will be overheated, and it will be difficult to recover if the decision has already been made.

The past is meaningless. Still look ahead, so. Said Eliza.

"But some people admire your courage and dare to sweep the face of the church. At this time, you turn to look for them? Are you going to bow your head or admit your provocation? If it is the former, you are completely shameless. Understand, please don't try to refresh the lower limit. If it is the latter, then it is better to start the battle, so you are not going to cause trouble."

I opened my mouth and finally said nothing. If I can change my money if I bow my head, it would be fine to do it. But according to my understanding of my ridiculous ability, if I go to the door, no matter what I was going to do, the ninety-nine will evolve. Into the latter.

"Your arms are sold? Isn't it very successful?"

"The auction is not a one-and-a-half-time event. If you don't hang your appetite, how can you sell it at a good price? Their spies should now be active throughout the city, waiting for them to finally touch some clues. When they have nothing, it is when we bid. ""

"You are not afraid that they really got your technology?"

"That's basically impossible. In the area of ​​the technicians, I let Best be personally guarded. All the people entering and leaving must approve. The outsiders can't enter at all. If I look for the real thing, I can't find it. How can they find it? ""

I didn’t want to show the new magical mechanical products in the military parade. However, in the war, the finished products were basically lost. Those Roland Titans were completely destroyed. The last explosion was very dazzling. The train king also exploded and killed. The little orcs, the small floating boats have not come back, it is a product of the goblin to intervene, how it seems to be the end of the explosion.

"Next time, don't install the self-detonation button. I feel that as long as I design this stuff, I will use it sooner or later. Just like before the battlefield, I said, 'Although the opponent is very strong, at least I have the same grasp.' It is unlucky. The person who made this sentence immediately changed from the supporting role to the cannon fodder, and most of them could only kill themselves."

The more I feel, the more I feel, the more I seem to have touched the truth.

"There is only one truth. I just want to shout out this line. Well, just point, let us analyze it from the state of mind. There is a red button in front of you every day, obviously there is an arrow on it to remind you. Don't press, but the more you don't want to press, the more you want to press, and finally, there is no chance, you can't stand the temptation to press, or press your hands, or press your hands hard."

"Please don't compare your habitual handcuffs with those warriors who are justified. If the engineers and drivers who are working hard overtime hear it, they will definitely strike collectively. It’s dead. Right, my salary? I don’t seem to have received a salary from you.”

A good boss should get used to being stupid on irrelevant things, at least to get used to ignoring the complaints and emotions of his subordinates. Therefore, I took a sip of tea and turned my eyes to the outside.

"Eliza, the black tea is getting better and better, the weather is really good today."

"Thank you for complimenting, but it is green tea specially prepared for you, and the weather is not good at all. It is raining outside. It is even if it is perfunctory, please be more sincere."

We know that since we can't solve it now, let's put it down temporarily.

"Oh, oh, I remembered, Adam said that he is going to play tennis today. It should be coming soon, and I have to set off quickly."

"Is that the murder tennis contest that has already been a good partner? I heard that your partner is still admiring your beauty, and said that the measurements are 110, 80, 100, tall, and in all respects, the end of the next line." flat"

Ok, I vaguely know why I was dragged down by the bed in the morning, and the familiar coldness in my eyes clearly shows that someone is already on the verge of violence.

"Cough, don't say it! How come? I am a good person, how could it be who is doing it. It is definitely a **** who likes to lie."

"Well, bastard, I drunk more than yesterday and gave me half a night. I don't remember it at all? Roland, Yan Fu is not shallow."

I grew up, but I remembered what Adam said to me yesterday. How can I let go of such a good opportunity? So, the next moment, I stood up, smashed the black tea, turned and ran, even if I must die, To play enough to die!

"I went out, I don't have to wait for me to eat at night."

I saw a sigh of relief when I saw Eliza not coming, but Eliza was behind her sneer.

"Oh, I really didn't wake up. I drank too much yesterday. I was so stupid that even Adam's words would dare to believe. You will die together."

Soon, on the newly built special course, I also met the legendary beauty.

"Adam, is this the beauty you said?"

"Of course, look at the face, the face of the melon, the little red lips, the picturesque, and of course a beauty."

"What is tall?"

"Of course, you look at the curve, the front convex back, the muscles, the elasticity, the perfection to no friends. You see, the super-pectoral muscle that is bulging is the perfect figure in the sculpture."

Ok, I almost understood it. This time I was smashed again. Xiaohong, who was on the side, had already bent and bent, and even Margaret looked at me like a smile.

"You will continue to edit it. Admire me?"

"Of course, does a son not respect his father? Well, I forgot to tell you that he is not her."

Yes, the "beautiful" partner in front of him is the current monarch of Siro, but at this time, he is wearing a rather ridiculous white skirt and is curious about the racket.

He was very happy to see me coming, but then he calmed down.

"Father Dad. I have long wanted to find a chance to talk to you alone. It is a matter of Silo and the news of the death plane." (To be continued...)