The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

It’s quite late to come out of the city’s government, but I really don’t want to go back to the detention center.

Detention center? Yes, the Lich Roland was still being detained by the detention center because of the big riot that was created, but it was just sneaking out.

Although planning a large-scale streaking does not violate any of the laws, it is really impossible to talk about crimes. However, it is absolutely necessary to make a three-and-five-day introspection and let them reflect on imprisonment.

I now summoned a cockroach, put the usual decorations and clothes on him, and left some magic. Pretend that the lich was being faked, but the body itself slipped out. If it is a weekday, in order not to be discovered, it is true. Hurry back.

After all, the dark elves are very sensitive to the magic, and they will wear them when they are inspected, but now they have no time to manage the sly lich in the corner.

the reason? That's because they are very busy, super busy.....that is going to be done from my own, the engineering banned month.

Judging from the sulphurous mountain city atmosphere, the banning action was perfect. After the **** gnomes and goblin live bombs were thrown into the detention center, the crime rate and alarm rate of the entire Sulphur Mountain City dropped by more than 3% at the same time. It was an evening. There was no explosion.

But when the urban management knights enjoyed a good night's sleep, they found that this was the beginning of a nightmare.

More trouble than one trouble is that several troubles are accumulated together. When many engineering masters are united in the detention center, when the banner of the first Sulphur Mountain City Engineering Exchange Conference is played, it is also a well-informed me. I was shocked with my friends.

The goblin engineering masters exchanged experiences of explosions and explosions. The gnomes exchanged various new ideas and new methods. Well, mainly the various methods of death, even when the body was searched clean, at the extreme In boring, gnomes and goblins discuss the product of two types of engineering fusion even in quarrels....

Originally, I was quite interested in igniting on one side..... "We can make a mountain-sized goblin logging machine, a chainsaw can cut down the ancient trees of the high elves? Impossible? Will be overweight? Children Why is it so unimaginative? You have forgotten that there are more than one master here. As long as you use the dwarf's electronic conduit and decompression spring, it will not be overweight and should not explode too quickly."

"We can make a giant mechanical fire-breathing dragon and then paint the corners of the head in red, so there is three times the speed."

"We can make a bite airship with a constantly rotating head and use it to drill holes into the ground, so that you don't have to pay for the underground city that holds the ground access."

But very quickly, I found that the situation was wrong. The group's action was too strong. When I mentioned the fusion technology and the new research topic, I was so happy that I started to work directly.

"There is no source of fire? My heel is a lighter, and there is a spark when the flint hits the ground."

“There are no parts? Oh, my brother’s silver hook is still a part-time flame master, and I’m a few irons to make a part.”

"There is no gunpowder? Oh, I am the master of the double master of alchemy and goblin engineering. Come, pick up the soap..... No, I am not based, I just want soap and animal fat in your lunch. Do the raw materials, see me hand-refined nitrification. Glycerin!! This is my unique skill in the North to the seals, since the master of this secret recipe, my mother no longer have to worry about my nitrate. Glycerin propeller Fuel is gone."

"There is no fuse, catalyst and clockwork? I am undressing.....hey, I am not a base. You see, this clothes are soaked in liquid black soot, and you can detonate by simply tearing the cloth (next to The goblin looked at him with reverence, which means 'you are a model of the spirit of the goblin, you dare to wear it.') This set of buttons is the most basic tool set, wrench, screwdriver There are all the vise, want? Don't sell, this is the birthday gift that the clever lich gives me, our precious friendship symbol!!.....If you want to buy too, it is not impossible, at least 30,000 Gold coins are sold!"

Proudly touched his hairless chin, full of green teeth. Beyer also grinned at me, compared to a thumb.

Looking at the Bea brothers who thought they were excellent technology and faintly became the leader of the crowd, watching them smash the iron parts, take soap, animal fat and extract explosives, my annoyed intestines are green, um, if I have intestines .

"..... I swear, when I go out, I must find a reason to throw them into jail. Crime? If nothing unexpected, let them go, and wait for it."

Well, the detention center built for the public tax will not be bombed, but more importantly, I don't want to fly to the sky, so I did not hesitate to call for support.

"Eliza, go to the city management headquarters to report the case, saying that the group of goblins at the detention center are making big bombs that can blow up the entire city!"

Ok, the rest is very simple, the city management rushed to meet with the guards of the detention center, and smashed the group of lawless masters...

But this is only the beginning... Once the fire of truth is ignited, it will never be extinguished - the master of the goblin engineering, Golden Tooth. Beyer.

Their communication and cooperation only went from the ground to the ground, and all kinds of engineering drawings were like flying underground intelligence joints. One eye can transmit intelligence...

Moreover, the idea of ​​the cooperation project of the Master of Sulphur Mountain City Project is not known to be transmitted by the communication tools. After that, there are constantly outside engineering masters who take the initiative to commit crimes and seek to join this “grand event”, which also brings cherishment as an admission fee. Components.

The result was that the guards turned and they began to work as a pawn, and the guards stared at them, and they whispered to the sky.

In desperation, only all the urban management is in place, one staring at one, and strictly guarding against it. Naturally, the other prisoners are relaxed. I also used this opportunity to sneak out to see Annie.

Cough, memories are over. Today's detention center is like a crater. It is possible to make a fuss at any time. Well, literally, it is a day of trouble. Perhaps the word "explosive" is appropriate.

The gentleman does not stand under the dangerous wall. What's more, I never think that I am a gentleman who abides by morality, and I will not take the initiative to enjoy the explosion.

"So, wait until they play off the explosion, go find a place to pass the time, um, go see Xiaohong."

What surprised me was that through contact, she learned from her men that she was not at home.

"Oh, she is the biggest loss in her life, and she must have been mad. Now, if it is not for someone to fight, there is only one place left!"

Sure enough, when I arrived at the biggest tavern rose in the Central District, I just approached the small room we used to go, and there was a familiar voice.

"Roland, come and drink with me!"

"Why, a person becomes a human form to drink alcohol? The wine is not good for the wound."

Yes, it is similar to the human beings. It is the same as the rebellious Xiaohong. The biggest hobby is drinking and fighting. Now there is no suitable opponent to fight. Naturally, I can only find a place to drink.

"Oh, that's your fragile human beings need to avoid taboos. For me, drink some wine, just stop the pain and sleep well."

Open the curtain, the one who holds the barrel directly in front of the wine, or the dwarf's high number of spirits, but a beautiful woman with dark hair and embroidered eyebrows.

The long black hair is silky and silky. The crescent eyebrows add some women's exquisiteness, and the body is extremely high. The tight leather coat makes the perfect figure undoubted. The slender arm is white and snowy, the eyebrows are clear, and the lush fingertips are carried. It’s bloody, just look at the appearance, and there’s a bit of a scholarly feeling.

Now the left eye is wearing a blindfold, and the body is covered with a lot of gauze. The smell of medicinal liquor is also on the body, which makes it feel more delicate.

But as long as she blinks, no one will regard it as a weak woman, the wildness of the beast, no, it should be said that the predator at the top of the food chain looks at the food, which will make the weak feel the danger of life, fear and trembling .

Why, disappointed? I think that the red dragon sister will become a cute red little loli? Too naive, the dragon turned to like to become a little girl? A typical habitual prejudice in a typical knight novel.

Why? In the wilderness, a little girl who suddenly fell down with a force bursting out the table was clearly covered with mud, but she was dressed in a gorgeous spot. The fool also knew there was a problem.

Cough, in the past, this dragon sister really had a lot of knight novels. I planned to mix in our adventure group and come to an epic adventure, but unfortunately, it was discovered by us at the beginning.

However, we are more than happy to have a strong hitter and mascot, how can we break it, but instead try to be stupid, and raise our arms and warmly welcome the "new legendary young female mad warrior and fire mage."

Finally, because of an accident revealing the truth, but facing a face that we obviously knew early, she did ask her, what happened to her disguise, but that answer became her lifelong shame and super black history.

"Strength needs time to accumulate. It seems that the legend of ten years old, after excluding several possibilities, other strong racial changes are the most likely answers, and the most likely to do this is the dragon." This is Margaret, who explained the cold face. She was still an ordinary human mage with a knife and a tofu, but she still cares about Xiaohong’s face.

"Equipment and weapons, you can buy a small city after the spider's silk skirt, throw it out." Considering the gentle character and gentleman style that the Paladin should show, in this case should be scrupulous To her face, I racked my brains and tried to find a less obvious flaw, and said with a smile.

"Stupid little red, when you meet for the first time, you kill our ration for one week. We need to hunt and replenish food. Do you think humans can eat so much? Hey, I lost weight for one night." Ok, The thief Lisa Grant was worried about the hungry stomach that day.

"Haha, you guys, I didn’t know it until so late. I knew it at first glance. At that time, Xiaohong was not reading a book. The popular knight novel "The Dragon Princess from the Stars" is not a story of a dragon becoming a little girl. In the world, have you talked with humans about the story of love? Such obvious flaws have not been seen. Haha, always said that people are stupid, I think you are stupid....... ah ah!!"

This is.....well, it’s really the stupid Adam. Later, it took us a long time to find the stupid brave who fled a few kilometers with the anger and anger, and fortunately he was an excellent meat shield. Only then can I survive in the face of Xiaohong who accidentally moved the real thing.

Well, at this point, the lovely little Lolita Dragon Princess has disappeared. Instead, this mature version of the Dragon Sister, but in fact, this is also very suitable for her character, therefore, although the Dragon can adjust their own transformation Race and age (transformation can choose to transform into elves, humans, but the appearance does not change), she has always used this look.

As for the red dress, it is true. After the general dragon turned out, he often likes to wear clothes with similar skin color. Xiaohong really likes red, but the problem is...

Adam is also a red, and that screaming is always stupid. If you wear the same clothes as him, wouldn’t it be used as a companion? No one wants to be regarded as a fool of the same kind.... Xiaohong said that, it is definitely not my deliberate ambiguity.

"What's in Qianlong, come over and help me barbecue, I remember that you were the best barbecue in our group. Let me see if your craft has gone backwards."

"You still remember."

Yes, I know that I was the Paladin captain of the year, Luo Luo, on the bright side, just in front of Xiaohong, the ancient red dragon Ain Meisius.

The methods and angles of the golden race dragons are completely different from the mortals. In the face of the dragons who saw the soul, it was impossible to marry her from the beginning.

However, our relationship is to say that it is a companion. It is better to say that it is an accomplice..... There are some things that don’t pretend to be stupid. It’s far worse than saying that everyone is broken.

Now, while I am roasting, I have just sprinkled with the secret spices (mainly a mixture of cumin and paprika, and also a casting method for smoke-based spells). Before I have time to brush the oil, she takes it away and takes it twice. Eaten with pleasure.

"This time, let you be wronged, I will help you find the way back."

Xiaohong was indeed wronged this time. If it was not for some reason, she would not lose this time, and she would not even be injured.

I thought it was hard to accept the loss? Where is the most troublesome place for the dragons? Strong melee ability, excellent magic? No, they are the most difficult to deal with, there are wings! Will fly!

The dragons are born to be the chong children of the sky. Their flying skills are extremely excellent. The dragons can use magic to help the floating, and the adult dragons can fly at will. For the ancient dragons like Xiaohong, flying and breathing are generally relaxed and natural. She even You can fly freely in the sky without violating physical rules without wings.

The dragon's habit of opposing the enemy means that it suddenly falls from the cloud, and in response to the spurt of the dragon and the magical blow, then pulls up before the counterattack comes and grows out.

Although this kind of tactics sounds shameless, it is extremely difficult to deal with. If you want to kill the dragon, please let the dragon fall to the ground. Therefore, even the super empire will not arbitrarily offend the dragon. After all, no one wants their capital to be separated by two days. A fire was fired, but no murderer could be found.

The high mobility of the dragons is the most difficult for them to deal with. The 90% of the dragons are blocked because they are stuck in their own nests or fall into traps. The dragons in the wild are not able to fight, and they absolutely escape. It is extremely difficult to deal with revenge.

This time, Xiaohong was so heavy, just because she was behind Adam and Margaret. She couldn’t move at all. She could only live as a target.

Being a fixed target, such a serious injury, naturally makes the heart of the arrogant Xiaohong full of grievances and unhappy.

I heard that I was going to find her back for the scene. Xiaohong was the first one, then picked up the wooden barrel and poured it into the mouth.

"Cough!!"

But drinking too fast, this stupid dragon accidentally picked himself up, I quickly helped her to take a break.

"... No, my field will find it myself, Moryl will personally find her, you don't want to intervene."

I shook my head and knew that she was not convinced. This is the answer. However, Xiao Hong’s individual strength is indeed vaguely on the back of the dragon, otherwise the old guy has come to the door to clean up the portal. After all, Xiaohong is a minority that can really threaten her post-King's throne.

"Let's go back to the game together, this time my loss is not small."

As expected, when I talked about my travel and trouble-making plan, I was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and I just wanted to find a place to vent the little red fruit and I was pleased to promise.

Just finished, and looked at me with a lot of fun.

"Is Lisa recently okay?"

"...What are you talking about? Oh, Eliza? Or as always, the poisonous tongue is yin, and whoever learns is not good, but Margaret is more and more difficult to deal with, two days ago. I was caught in the detention center. It was a wrong choice to bring her back."

"Don't pretend to be stupid, you know that my dragon is directly watching the soul. Eliza is Lisa, the last member of our adventure group, that year the goal became the thief of the millionaires, Adam's stupid crush For the rest of her life, Lisa Grant. Hehe, Eliza, is the prefix E in front of Liza. This simple letter game is estimated to be a fool of Adam.

"...when did you see it?"

"From the time you brought back the half-devil girl, it was the beginning. Hey, you are not much better than me. The camouflage is not a lot of flaws. However, you are really amazing, I remember Lisa is dead, even the soul. All fall into the roots..... Wait, half demon, you won’t go to the river of the dead to get her back?”

"Yes, Lisa, who is human, is dead. Now Eliza is a new life and soul. It can be said that Eliza is Lisa, not Lisa."

Looking at Xiaohong, who is full of interest, I look bitter. It seems that there are some things in the past, when it is time to have an account.