The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"This year, a change in one day, I really can't understand it. Yesterday I heard that the Principality of Sarah is fighting again. The price of grain has soared. Today I heard that the Druids invented a new crop, and prices have plummeted. I asked Carlo to go to the town to pull a cart of food. I sold it directly before I got into the warehouse." Behind the bar, Barton, wiping the plate, complained that the world is changing so fast, letting himself retire so old. The warrior can't understand it. It’s already night, the rain outside is pouring, the rain hits the wooden windows and the roof sizzles, the heavy rain hits the bar’s barrel sign, and the indoor dim oil lamp slightly illuminates the hall of the rhino pub, half-elves The bard is whispering the new war epic in remote areas, and the adventurers are quietly listening. This bad weather not only made them have no plans to go out, but also did not have the loudest interest in the past. It was the most extravagant to enjoy the warmth by the fire and the Kunte brand while listening to music. "Hah, old Barton, I am not talking about you, the machine that makes a sound when you shake it. You can't afford it. Now the magic light is sold everywhere, just two energy coins a month. A kerosene lamp that is both fuel-efficient and not bright. Is your coffin still bad? Or, are you planning to be cheaper for Katrina's future husband?" Katrina is the boss of this bar. Female, is a little bit of a fuse. If other people are talking in front of Old Barton, he has already used actual actions to teach the other dog or two teeth. At this time, the joke of the big joke is an old-fashioned mercenary. The silver emblem is engraved with flying wings. This is the emblem of the silver emblem mercenary. Only the warriors who have made great contributions to the Principality have the opportunity to obtain it. It is also a proof of the ace mercenary. In such a small town, there is obviously some grievance. The valuable magical rifle leaned against the bar, and the toasted arm was wearing the latest "Explorer x4" brave wristband, with some of the latest miniature energy buckets around the waist. This is the standard configuration of Winston, the strongest mercenary in Antontown, and he was able to joke with old Barton and not be thrown out by grumpy veterans. But they were once a partner of a mercenary group. "Hey, I will look at engineers and mages who are not reliable. Their stuff can be trusted? Especially the goblin!" "Hey, hello, you can't. It was remembered by the goblin engineer who was in the past. That's yours. That..." "Mechanical alarm clock!" "Right! Right, that is the mechanical clock, um, I still remember that name is especially auspicious, call, what is it?" "Safety... Beyer Brother's safety card alarm clock." Old Barton said these names in a word, remember the name of the producer, apparently resentful... the memory is very deep. "Oh, I remembered again. The alarm clock rang for half an hour. We were all clashed. You still drooled with a pillow. While saying 'Let me sleep for another five minutes', then......... oh. Looking at Barton’s boss’s white face, I saw the red-haired waitress eavesdropping on the table. Considering that this bar is the only shop in the town with a supply of dwarf spirits, Old Winston decided to give the old man Leave some face. "Oh." Well, the bald daddy himself crushed the plate. Apparently he remembered what happened later that morning, and his strength was out of control. Old Winston smiled and squatted directly on the table. When the alarm clock came to the back, it gave a warning. It was a hoarse and harsh recording. Old Barton now remembers the sharp voice that decided to belong to the goblin. "Well, you don't want to get up, you actually look down on the safety card alarm clock, the Beagle brother's goblin products, this alarm clock is angry, this alarm clock is about to explode! Fifty, forty-nine..." The countdown of fifty seconds, for the stupid The veteran warrior is enough. Considering the reputation of the goblin, it is said that there is definitely more than one pit to blow a pit. It is only possible to blow up a dozen pits or a pothole legend. The veteran immediately wakes up without hesitation. Then press the alarm stop button, then... "...42, 4..." Obviously, the stop button of the alarm clock bomb is not this, but after the old Barton turned over and looked for a thorough, it still remains. Did not find the second button that can be pressed. "...three, two..." Then, in desperation, Barton could only heartily throw away the "one-month salary that was about to be converted into a bomb" and the countdown was finished, but not waiting for it. The explosion is another piece of music recording. "Hah, got it, you finally woke up. Don't listen to those rumors, our safety card is solid and reliable, we haven't done bombs for a long time." Well, if things stop here, you don't have to use them. Sleeping, I can't say that Old Barton will appreciate each other's sense of humor, and the alarm clock does play a role. When he just got back the alarm clock, he found that the alarm clock was broken and a small hole was opened, and the hidden organs were restarted. "H, actually dare to spy on the business secrets of the Beya brothers, taste the anger of the goblin!" Barton remembers that the high screams were all naked and malicious, and the wing of doom already covered his head. "Boom!" Well, this familiar story doesn't have to be depicted. The explosion is not very powerful. Old Barton is not so fragile, but because the source of the explosion is close at hand, the poor old Barton's last few hairs and eyebrows are exploding. Dissipated in the middle. Then he angered and ran to question those "green servants with no professional ethics". The contractor of the goblin received him with a gentle and gentle manner, and then "talked and friendly with him." Therefore, he was first stunned by a large number of hidden exemption contracts in the sales contract, and inexplicably counterfeited some "liquidated damages" and "sniffing fines of trade secrets", and finally came back to think that the more he did not find the door, but again I was bought by a baffling and bought a lot of hair products. "Oh. Don't say, your hair products are really effective." "Hey." This is the second time that Barton's old man crushed the plate. He is already thinking about whether it is a good deal with the old man. At least that time when I got up the next day, when I became a long-haired ball, the old **** was so happy and laughed, and I took my companion to see the orangutan. Well, it’s no wonder that Barton is so resentful of the goblin products. In the past, I bought a new thing, and the result was that I didn’t lose money. It was enough to be tossed, and the hair did grow. It was too scary, and finally spent money to buy a permanent hair loss agent for the goblin... It was like being stepped into a pit. His "hard rock hammer" finally retired early, it is already unknown that he is really as old as he said, or can not stand the ridicule of the brothers and the strange eyes of others. After all, not everyone can keep calm on the clean face of the egg. Every time someone in front of him laughs inexplicably, his old face can't wait. "Right, is the permanent depilatory agent ineffective? How did your eyebrows grow out? Oh. No, fake eyebrows, isn't that a goblin product? Old man, aren't you super hate goblin products?" "Well, this time the old man took out the warhammer under the bar." Waving a silver-colored weapon, running the full bar chased by the undisguised silver emblem mercenary. The old customers of the bar have become accustomed to this everyday life. While cheering for the boss, he asked the bard to change the fast-paced tune. In this ghostly weather, stay in the pub instead of the warm home, or the adventurer and mercenary who have no place to settle, or the old drunkard who has been poisoned by alcohol to hopelessness. But unfortunately, it is different from the bosses of the past. This time, Old Barton chased after a dozen or so laps. Suddenly he stopped, and looked thoughtfully at Winston, who was completely okay. "You old guy? Did you touch the legendary hurdle?" "Well, I just touched it in the last two days and made a special trip to show off." "Speaking, Barton is a glimpse first, but the clenched fist is relaxed again. How many years of buddies, showing off what is not necessary, can not be the radical method of coming to the age of use, even if the old man took the opportunity to invite him to re-enter the mountain, He is still the answer. "... Hey, even this guy can become a legend. This ghost world, the old guys can't understand it, or it's easy to shrink the bar here." It seems that Winston's persuasion work failed again, old. The mercenary shrugged, which is also expected. The name of Hard Rock Barton is not that he is stubborn like a stone. "You guy, only forty-five years old, don't be an old guy. I heard that, Muling people began to sell their youthful holy water, as long as 100 justice points, is two years of youth! I am not sure you are also You can enter the legend." "Oh, no interest, say this boring, next time your dwarf Thunder spirits only have water and no wine." This is obviously not a vernacular, but a real threat, aware of the old The buddy was really angry, shook his head, and Winston bowed his head and concentrated on drinking. It’s no wonder that Old Barton is so resistant to the new magical guides. The world is changing too fast. It’s not like a few that he can’t adapt. In fact, if it’s not for some reason, according to past practice, Winston has already arrived. The age of retirement. Old Winston has passed forty-eight. Under normal circumstances, the human warrior is about the age of 35. After about forty, the body will decline rapidly in all aspects. If you can't enter the golden step, this life is not to think about it, but With the advent of the great era, with the help of the crazy rising elements and the precious materials exchanged by the contracted brave system, he not only entered the golden stage in just two years, but now he even touched the legend in the seventh year. Kan. So, while the surprise, the old guy is also heart-warming, ambitious expectation to pull the old man back to the mountain, but unfortunately, some people are delighted by the arrival of the big time, and some people are always faced with changes in the three views, very Can't adapt. Yes, the big era, the new dawn era (ft), although most people still used to the old calendar ad1905, but with the law and the expansion of the church, the dawn era they advocated is increasingly Many people accept. Nowadays, it is already the seventh year of the new era. In ft7, Ai Xi people are getting used to this new world of constantly refreshing three views. Right, even the word of three views. These are the new concepts and new vocabulary that have been spread by the Law School in these years. It is already too much. Over the years, as the tides of the elements have risen, the rare caster talents have sprung in ten times. Even a pure warrior like Winston has inexplicably learned the skills of two hands and even considered selling the home. Old antiques, replace a real magical rifle. these years. The silver level of the mortal limit of the past has been broken, and the master of the golden level suddenly becomes worthless. Even the legendary powerhouses are flooding the world, and the world is going to reconsider their names. Of course, these roads are not clear. And the new sturdy ones that are not in the soul of the seal, the strength is far less than the old strong, but enough quantity can make up for everything. In these years, the map can be rewritten three times a week. The different dimension of the intruder and the plane cracks are common and disgusting. The whole plane can be said to have all fallen into the chaos. If it is not the residents of the main plane, it will rise. I am afraid that the world has not been saved. In these years, the technological revolution that began in the North has become more and more intense. Magic Guide Technology has changed the normal life of the world and the normal state of war. The ordinary family also has magic lights, and the mortal warriors also began to try those magic swords and magic guns. The new transportation equipment made the trade of goods simple and fast. The Legion and the army even started the mechanization revolution of the magical guide. Winston adapts to the changes of the times and has gone further and further. If the old Barton is still adhering to the past lifestyle, I am afraid it is already destined to be eliminated. these years. The change is innumerable, and no one can be sure whether this is a good thing or a bad thing. But no matter how it changes, life has to continue, gold coins must be earned, land must be cultivated, wine is still to be drunk, and some things are gone forever. Some things are still like the past... "Hey." The sudden ringing of the door interrupted Old Barton’s memories, and the three cloaks that attracted him caught his attention. The soaked cloak allowed the rain to drip on the floor, and the heavy non-slip boots squeaked on the floor. It is not the average person who is willing to do it in such a weather. The boss glanced at it, but bowed his head and concentrated on doing things. Anyway, this is just a new customer. As long as it doesn't make trouble, he is still welcome. "Hey, hello, look, the black skin and the inverted cross emblem, is the anti-saint!" "Silver balance and the emblem of the black skull? And the big man of the law church? Come to the countryside in our side." What to do." "Wow, silver cross sword? Three magic box holes! Is it the latest type of magic sword? Isn't it a military non-sale of the Northland Warfare? Is it the guys in the North?" But take off Waterproof cloaks attract the attention of all the guests. A combination of a dark elf, a human, and a goblin is not common, but at the moment of seeing the goblin, the boss decides to add 50% water to the wine and then double the price of the wine, and then arrange the first two days for the goblin. The vacant room of the dead, maybe even exorcism. But the three new customers didn't mean to order, and they went straight to the bulletin board in the middle of the bar, where it was the place where the mercenaries were hired for employment. The goblins of the Law Church set off their toes, tearing off an all-nighter, but sticking another one. Others were still interested in watching, and they had some expectations for the tasks of these "big men", but when they saw the new wanted list, they all shook their heads directly and went back and did what they did. After all, no matter how attractive the overnight bonus is, it is meaningless. It is meaningless. This task has been passed from ft5 to ft7. There is no such thing as a message, if you only rely on the ambiguity of the wanted order. The information of Qing finds him, I am afraid that it is the world's number one detective. "Mothers of the order: Roland" "Sexual males, ages 5 to 60 are possible, hair color is probably blond hair (possibly dyed hair), height is uncertain, the body has no obvious characteristics, the appearance is unknown (normal face is weak, but may be disguised) Immune all the detective spells. I may carry a black cat or other ghosts around me. I may be a warrior or a paladin. Maybe it is a law profession, a Necromancer, a Frostmaster... It is also possible to pretend to be a different profession, and the guy did it out. The strength evaluation is unknown, but please follow the legendary occupation group. As long as you live, he will be very troubled if he dies again. Right, I have no sense of humor, only Tell a cold joke. "Well, if the person is dead, you can die again. This infinitely stimulating person can only find someone if he is a ghost. But there are still many people who are heart-warming and acting. After all, after that. The reward is too attractive. "Bonus: two million gold coins, 50,000 justice points, alliances, law and the church, the absolute gentleman mercenary group and other multi-party friendships and a requirement that does not violate the basic ethical standards." Gold coins and justice points can only Moved the lone strong, and now the alliance has jumped from a small country to a superpower. The law and the church are both a state religion and one of the most powerful churches in the world, and the absolute gentleman mercenary group Two years ago, after a sudden return of a group of backbones, it was already the first mercenary group without any doubts. Their friendship and a request were enough to impress a country! Obviously, the three "guests" come here not to find someone. After all, "Looking for Roland" is inexplicably one of the ten most epic quests in the world that have been rated by the goblins. They just update this one. The wanted order of the world. The content of this update, in addition to mentioning the prize from two million to three million, and the number of justice points from 50,000 to 80,000, the last night of the wanted order. "Roland, you don't take the initiative to surrender in a year, the baby of the a17 bookshelf in your underground library, we are all open, the goblins will prepare a special issue for you!" Others looked at the overnight bar, directly scattered And one of the bars, named Carlo, was a resident drunk, but he was suddenly awakened, and he almost scared that even the iconic beard had fallen. "a17? Isn't that the **** novel I wrote with real people as a template? And my own special heavy-duty dew-painted paintings! Margaret, Eliza, Herois, they... they will kill My!" "Bastard! Actually there is still a aging mother! You can also start a ghost banshee!" "Cough, people are not feeling, but the classic theme, the game is a lot of things... let go, don't "Bite and feed." At this time, play Tsundere, the style is wrong!" "Dear Aspenia. Are you hungry? I will give you something to eat." (To be continued)