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The fourth live guest re-drafted, Ye Fei still did it himself, and the master monk Hui Neng was drawn.

Master Hui Neng was so excited that he knocked off the wooden fish hammer in his hand, and quickly ordered: "Aunt Meng, book a ticket."

Aunt Meng, what a loud and great name.

As Master Huineng's words had just fallen, a female monk, a nun, was sitting cross-legged on a futon not far away.

The monk left a rosary in her left hand and a wooden fish hammer in her right. She was seriously knocking on the rosary with her eyes closed. When Leng Buding heard Master Huineng's words, he stopped knocking on the wooden fish, then frowned, and then continued to knock on the wooden fish.

After waiting for a long time, Master Huineng didn't see any response from the side. He turned around and saw that Aunt Meng started to knock on the wooden fish again. He stood up from the futon, and walked to the side of Aunt Meng in three or two steps and bent down. I bumped into her and said, "Hey, book a ticket. I won."

Master Meng Meng was annoyed by Master Hui Neng. She stopped knocking on the wooden fish, opened her eyes, turned her head to glance at Hui Neng, and then chanted the Buddha's name.

"Amitabha, Hui Neng roll!"

Master Hui Neng: ""

"I said, how can you be like this woman? You need to know that you are borrowing a temple from me to practice, your nun's uncle is raining and it's falling, you eat mine and use me, even the knocked wooden fish are me Yes, what's wrong with booking a ticket for me? "

Master Aunt Meng turned her head back, closed her eyes again, and started counting rosary beads and knocking on the wooden fish again.

Just said something in his mouth.

"I'm knocking on the Buddha's wooden fish. What does it do to you?"

"I, you, this woman is really unreasonable. I bought this wooden fish. Can you see if there is a manufacturer behind this? Okay, this is a product of Putian Dharma Infinite Co., Ltd. in Fujian, and I It ’s still custom made. How did it become a Buddha? ”

"Hui Neng, can you have a face?" Master Aunt Meng finally couldn't stand it, and suddenly stood up and pointed at Hui Neng's nose.

Hui Neng scratched her big bald head and said, "Why don't I lose face?"

"You rogue, did my nun aunt rain and fall? Do you have to tell me the truth? Why is the bottom of my palate empty? Don't tell me you don't know."

After Master Aunt Meng talked about this, Master Huineng hurriedly waved her hand and whispered, "I don't know what you're talking about."

"What else can I say? Hui Neng, you sent your disciples to secretly dig out the bottom of the poor man ’s treasure, and cause it to fall down on rainy days, so that the poor man has no place to practice, and then you pretend to be good and let the poor man come to you. Practice here, do you think I don't know what you're thinking? "

"I, I said, how can you be like this? You ca n’t do nothing without it. What do you care about under my nun? I ’m innocent. Why do I pretend to be a good person? If I pretend to be a good person, I will let you Do you borrow my temple to practice? It ’s really a dog biting Lu Dongbin and not knowing the people. "

Master Aunt Meng sneered, and said, "Yes? Good heart? If you are really kind, why is there a hole in the wall where the poor man bathes? And next door is your exclusive bathing place. Do n’t tell me It's a hollow bite out of a worm, and Pooh will despise you. "

""

Master Hui Neng's face turned red at once, and he quickly waved his hands, chucking for a long time, and said, "How do I know why there is an empty hole, I also found it, I thought it was you who dug and wanted to peep at the old lady to bathe and change clothes."

"You're shameless!" Master Aunt Meng was going to be mad by what Hui Neng was giving. He pointed at him and his fingers were shaking, and said, "I'll peep at you? You don't look at your fat and that What ’s the difference between white pigs? Look at the meat on that belly, you can cut off 20 pounds, and the breast protector on your chest is longer than the hair. What do you think I should peep? "

Master Hui Neng: "⊙ ▽ ⊙"

Then the goods also trembled and pointed at Master Aunt Meng, pursed his lips and said, "You, you, are you still not peeping ?! You also said that I peeped at you? You all gave me peeping / striping. You, the nun full of filthy thoughts, the old uncle and you are endless. You and you are responsible to me, otherwise the Buddha will not let you go. "

Master Aunt Meng felt that she was leaking, and hurriedly folded her hands, saying, "Amitabha, I am a compassionate Buddha. What I see is not you, but a pig."

"How do you swear?"

"I didn't scold people, monks can't scold people, I'm just telling the truth, Hui Neng, everyone is a monk, please don't harass the poor anymore, thank you."

Master Hui Neng stared at Master Aunt Meng for a long time, and finally waved her hands and left, but she mumbled when she left.

"Can't do both, we can't do both!"

"Huineng! Do you know what you're talking about? A monk, who speaks so badly in his mouth, what about your Buddha's heart? What about your practice?"

Master Hui Neng stopped and turned to glance at Aunt Meng, saying, "Since you practiced in the nun aunt next to my temple, my heart of the Buddha has been disordered. I begged a thousand times before the Buddha. I can meet you every day. If even this Buddha cannot satisfy me, what do I believe in him ?! I love Buddha, and Buddha must love me! Buddha who cannot satisfy even a little request, I believe What use is he ?! "

The last few words of Huineng almost roared out, but turned around and walked away after leaving the roar, leaving only Master Auntie who stood still.

It wasn't until Master Huineng left that Master Aunt Dream lost her head and looked down at the rosary in her hands, then looked at the wooden fish hammer in her right hand, jingled twice, and both things fell to the ground, then she slowly kneeled On the futon, facing forward the statues of the Buddha and the Buddha, folded their hands together, closed their eyes, and murmured, "Amitabha, Buddha, Buddha, can the monks fall in love?"

Ye Fei and the audience between the live broadcast did not know that far away in Qingyun Temple in South Fujian Province, such a wonderful scene was being performed.

They saw that Master Huineng was drawn this time, and each one was actually quite speechless, because many people have seen this great monk. He is a very flowery monk. No Buddhist commandments are of any use to him. This monk Do everything.

Even Ye Fei still remembers that this product is also planning to open a branch temple of Qingyun Temple in Yinzhou City. You can talk about this as a monk. This is purely an entrepreneur without hair.

But anyway, this fourth guest quota is certain, it is this monk.

Immediately after, Ye Fei didn't stop at all, and began to draw the last lucky audience.

This is the first time that Ye Fei has drawn a lucky guest audience at such a high frequency, and he has also drawn it by himself.

The last lucky viewer is an interstellar viewer, and also someone who knows the quicksand and the twists and turns, Greenskin!

So far, all five lucky viewers today have been created.

Ye Fei and Wan Zun and He Peng have eaten all the edible things on the table and drank the wine. Of course, almost all of the rest are twisted and drunk. This product is thoroughly drunk. Now, the talking tongue is knotting.

After talking to the audience in the live broadcast for a while, Ye Fei directly closed the video and ended today's live broadcast.

After the video was turned off, Ye Fei's heart breathed a long breath, saying that this ordinary and extraordinary day was finally over, and finally it was time to take a good rest.

That's right, Ye Fei has been broadcasting live for so long. He didn't feel any live broadcast was as tired as today. It can really be said that he is physically and mentally exhausted today, but fortunately, everything is over.

He Peng drank with a black-red-black-red face, sitting motionless there.

This article was sitting next to He Peng, holding He Peng's shoulders to communicate feelings.

"I said, how did you improve your patience so fast? The people on our planet are not as terrible as you are. If you go to our planet, it ’s your physique, and you are such a talent After being scrambled by many great forces, would you go to double star with me? "

He Peng ’s head is just like a rattle. It ’s impossible to go to the double star. In this life, he wo n’t go to the double star. In that place, the ghosts do n’t know where they are. It ’s not easy to go back and go. No matter what, I do n’t have a person to help myself. Where is the earth? Even Africa on earth is a warm home.

So this product will not be killed.

Ye Fei was sitting on the chair, leaning on the back, and laughingly watching the two men talking nonsense, and his head was a little dizzy. After all, he also drank a large bowl just now, although the wine is very fragrant and excellent, but after all Ah, and the degree is not low.

In fact, Ye Fei really wanted to be alone at this time, because he was thinking about today ’s live broadcast results.

But he knew that the twists and turns would never leave, because he still had work to do.

If this kind of thing is n’t done too much by the opponent, Ye Fei really does n’t want to get in trouble, but it ’s so strange that the other person is really annoying. You broadcast it yourself, but you sent a fighter plane, and it ’s still full The most advanced stealth fighter in the world. Although the Huaxia military did not find out what country you are in, there is no need to think about it or guess at all. There is only one country in the world that can do this.

"Yes, let's go." Wanwanqu was bragging and farting with He Peng, and suddenly turned his head and looked at Ye Fei with blurry eyes, and said with a big tongue.

Ye Fei was silent for a while, then nodded, and said, "Can you still drive a spaceship?"

"Of course I can. I'm sober now."

How did Ye Fei think this guy was not sober, but seeing that he started to stand up and swayed out, Ye Fei didn't dare let him go out. Although this product was very powerful, he couldn't get in, but after all he was a guest. It's not funny to follow.

When he went outside, Ye Fei found a group of people from Lao Mo and talked about things briefly.

When a group of Lao Mo heard it, they were all dumbfounded.

"Yes, you ... are you telling the truth?"

"Go to www.readwn.com ~ to Mi country? It's so exciting, can you take us?"

"Yeshen, I think you still have to think about it before you decide. After all, this is a big thing. If you do n’t do well, it will easily cause friction between the two countries."

"What are they afraid of? They dare to do the first day, can't we do fifteen?"

"Cangtian, I seem to have seen the news that is boiling the world soon."

This kind of thing Ye Fei definitely ca n’t take them with them. After all, they are soldiers. If you let them go, the nature will be different, so only he and the twists and turns will be fine. Asleep on the table, let Lao Mo take care of them.

Looking at the extraterrestrial spaceships that exploded into the sky, a group of Lao Mo can be said to be enthusiastic.

"Lao Mo, I feel the world is about to change."

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