The Foolish Gong was Reborn
沙雕攻他重生了
Outsiders all say that Xie Zhongxing had hit the jackpot marrying the prince of the Qin Enterprise, Qin Zhongyue, even being treasured and favoured for five whole years. They were well-recognized as a loving couple.However, they didn’t know that Qin Zhong
Summary
Outsiders all say that Xie Zhongxing had hit the jackpot marrying the prince of the Qin Enterprise, Qin Zhongyue, even being treasured and favoured for five whole years. They were well-recognized as a loving couple.
However, they didn’t know that Qin Zhongyue had a lot of dissatisfaction with this marriage. He complained to his good friend, “He micromanages everything. Won’t let me drink or smoke, won’t let me go clubbing, and he even set me a 10pm curfew!”
“I have to hand over all my salary and bank cards and he would only give me a hundred yuan a day! Only if he is in a good mood, he would give me a few hundred more!”
Qin Zhongyue felt angry and wronged, “And I even have to wait on him!”
“If I ever get the chance to do this again, I will never marry him! I used to get eight million yuan a month as spending money!” The prince said this to his friend.
The day after he said this, Qin Zhongyue found himself reborn to the time when he was seventeen.
The Xie Zhongxing at this time was eighteen years old and poor to the point where he only had one set of old clothes to wear, holes in his socks and a pair of dirty shoes whose soles were coming off. Even if he had a nice-looking face, he was despised and looked down upon, and known in the school as a pauper.
When Xie Zhongxing’s parents came to handle the withdrawal procedures for him, Qin Zhongyue only then found out that he was a study tyrant ranked first in his grade, receiving scholarships every year, and that he was a seedling with good prospects the school had high expectations for and not the ‘useless high school dropout who didn’t like to study and only has money in his eyes’ as claimed by his younger brother.
Qin Zhongyue couldn’t bear the sight of this. He pulled Xie Zhongxing into his arms, angry, “Continue studying! Our Qin family has never had a top scorer before, you must keep studying!”
Xie Zhongxing raised his eyes and looked at him in confusion. The look in his eyes seemed to ask: Who are you?
Qin Zhongyue thought of Xie Zhongxing’s dictatorship after their marriage and shuddered. He then maintained a look of righteousness, “I am just a kind-hearted person who does not wish to reveal his name!”
Later, Qin Zhongyue asked Xie Zhongxing shyly, “If we get married, can you give me a thousand yuan a day as spending money?”
Xie Zhongxing, “?”
Qin Zhongyue, “…..Five hundred is also okay.”
NB: The actual title is literally “The Sand Sculpture Gong was Reborn”. Sand sculpture (沙雕) is a homonym for 傻屌 (Sha Diao) which is a derogatory term for an idiot/a fool. Sand sculpture is often used with a more humourous/joking intention to describe something or someone as silly or foolish.
- 1 : Work related
- 2 Chapter 1: Xie Chongxing
- 3 Chapter 2: male moral teacher
- 4 Chapter 3:
- 5 Chapter 4: itching
- 6 Chapter 5: mother hobby
- 7 Chapter 6: battle of dignity
- 8 Chapter 7: Grumpy girl
- 9 Chapter 8: Why are your hands so rough
- 10 Chapter 9: killing gun
- 11 Chapter 10: Do you believe in the existence of the Chinese dragon group?
- 12 Chapter 11: silly boy
- 13 Chapter 12: My wife is awesome
- 14 Chapter 13: Heroes of Earth
- 15 Chapter 14: loose money boy
- 16 Chapter 15:
- 17 Chapter 16: Believe it or not, this is a panacea
- 18 Chapter 17: Qin is eight years old
- 19 Chapter 18: Straight men are inherited in the family
- 20 Chapter 19: prey
- 21 Chapter 20: Brothers!
- 22 Chapter 21: dog legs
- 23 Chapter 22: The more cub protects his wife and kisses me (four-in-one
- 24 Chapter 22: The more cub protects his wife and kisses me (four-in-one
- 25 Chapter 23: The life of the stars, your smile is priceless
- 26 Chapter 23: The life of the stars, your smile is priceless
- 27 Chapter 24: Rescue innocent and innocent young men and gentlemen
- 28 Chapter 25: I really want to shed a Pacific tear for my wife
- 29 Chapter 26: Give you a sea of stars (one more)
- 30 Chapter 27: Admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University by dreaming
- 31 Chapter 28: A mother is bigger than the sky, a mother will never give in
- 32 Chapter 29: A child with a mother is a grass is a plant
- 33 Chapter 30: The desperate **** of learning from scum to death (two more)
- 34 Chapter 31: That **** pure body
- 35 Chapter 32: The more cubs reflect, they must live up to their expectations! (two more)
- 36 Chapter 33: Your hands are so soft (one more)
- 37 Chapter 34: Fishing law enforcement never ends (two more)
- 38 Chapter 35: I like a man who runs with a cupboard
- 39 Chapter 36: The cubs stand up!
- 40 Chapter 37: He is light (one more)
- 41 Chapter 38: You are the only master of mythology atmosphere (two more)
- 42 Chapter 39: The world is destroyed, I don't like you either (one more)
- 43 Chapter 40: More and more competitive spirit (two more)
- 44 Chapter 41: Hair loss trouble grass is tears
- 45 Chapter 42: Tall, handsome and more cubs (two more)
- 46 Chapter 43: Take off your shoes and face your boyfriend
- 47 Chapter 44: When the college entrance examination (two more)
- 48 Chapter 45: The college entrance examination is over! give me back the emotion
- 49 Chapter 46: The more sincere heart of the cub
- 50 Chapter 47: How dare you take pictures of my wife!
- 51 Chapter 48: The wild boar roars and catches **** (two more)
- 52 Chapter 49: Do you want to kiss him?
- 53 Chapter 50: You are very cute (two more)
- 54 Chapter 51: I want to kiss you master duel
- 55 Chapter 52: I just want to sleep with my wife (two more)
- 56 Chapter 53: Provincial champion is well deserved! Mom's Shura Field
- 57 Chapter 54: Part-time job as a duck (two more)
- 58 Chapter 55: kiss me (one more)
- 59 Chapter 56: The princes of the beacon show are dizzy (two more)
- 60 Chapter 57: Let's learn to lift iron together, please don't talk
- 61 Chapter 58: I want to accompany you (two more)
- 62 Chapter 59: You are not allowed to squeeze the dignity of my wife's strict control
- 63 Chapter 60: If we get married to discuss private money (two more)
- 64 Chapter 61: don't hide
- 65 Chapter 62: I can't stand it, second
- 66 Chapter 63: Dead enemies don't like fools
- 67 Chapter 64: is showing off! When the president shows you (two more)
- 68 Chapter 65: It's a man who can't say little passion
- 69 Chapter 66: Love will stop but killing will not (two more)
- 70 Chapter 67: Green tea attacks straight men backlash
- 71 Chapter 68: you have bad eyesight
- 72 Chapter 69: Dogs resonate in pairs
- 73 Chapter 70: wait for a step two
- 74 Chapter 71: It's the best for a couple to sing as you go
- 75 Chapter 72: I have to change him
- 76 Chapter 73: Angry for the red face, I like you
- 77 Chapter 74: Straight men are never absent
- 78 Chapter 75: The Battle of Ultraman
- 79 Chapter 76: One bite, one wife, two more
- 80 Chapter 77: macho grievance kissing
- 81 Chapter 78: Conditioned reflex is very grass two more
- 82 Chapter 79: Damn command rebellion is not absent
- 83 Chapter 80: I'll read you a bedtime story
- 84 Chapter 81: Exaggerated one more
- 85 Chapter 82: vegan for you
- 86 Chapter 83: don't cry
- 87 Chapter 84: Mother and son meet two more
- 88 Chapter 85: Pit father is the pinnacle of professional self-confidence
- 89 Chapter 86: puppy hook two
- 90 Chapter 87: Straight guy's chastity wants him
- 91 Chapter 88: The virgin style commentary was killed two more
- 92 Chapter 89: you have dark circles you are wrong
- 93 Chapter 90: Infuriating master two more
- 94 Chapter 91: You don't see a boar roaring
- 95 Chapter 92: Color batch leader two more
- 96 Chapter 93: virgin hammer one more
- 97 Chapter 94: Sorrow two more
- 98 Chapter 95: The name must be changed
- 99 Chapter 96: I love you so much
- 100 Chapter 97: Be a couple! one more
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