The God and Buddha are actually me

Chapter 1: Zhong Kui chewing ghosts

Daqian Qingzhou, Yunhe County.

Under the setting sun, the water surface was floating with light golden waves, and the willows on the shore were swaying like smoke. The people passing by couldn't help but look at a certain place, and then shook their heads, with pity or suspicion in their eyes.

Under the tree was a young fortune teller, wearing a green cloth, with patches sewn on some places, but it was washed very clean, with a handsome and elegant face, and a scholarly air.

"To judge the yin and yang and the five elements, look at the sun and the moon in the palm."

"To measure the feng shui and the six directions, take the world in your sleeves."

The flag danced with the wind, in sharp contrast to the magnificent words on it, there was no one interested in the stall after a day, but Zhang Jiuyang was not in a hurry, but leaned against the willow tree and closed his eyes to rest.

In his mind, a picture was shining and flowing with a bright luster.

The painting shows a majestic man with a stern face and a beard. He is wearing an official robe, with a sword hanging from his waist, eyes like copper bells, and holding an evil ghost in his hand as if swallowing it. He is really fierce and majestic!

Next to the portrait, ten ancient seals are shining with golden light.

Bless the Saint of the House, Tianshi Zhong Kui!

Looking at this "Zhong Kui Chewing Ghost Picture", Zhang Jiuyang sighed in his heart. In fact, he is not a person in this world, but a traveler from the earth.

In his previous life, he was a college student. Just when he was about to graduate, he suddenly received the bad news that his grandfather had passed away. When he went back to pack up his grandfather's belongings, he actually found a purple Taoist robe and Taoist certificate in the sandalwood box under the old man's bed. Only then did he know that his grandfather, who had been a barefoot doctor in the mountain village for decades, was actually a Zhengyi Taoist priest.

There was also a picture album at the bottom of the sandalwood box, called "True Spirit Position Chart". Zhang Jiuyang checked it online at that time. Tao Hongjing, a famous Taoist priest in the Southern Dynasty, once wrote a book called "True Spirit Position Chart" to rank Taoist gods and immortals, but it was completely different from the "True Spirit Position Chart" left by his grandfather.

In the book left by his grandfather, there were pictures of gods and Buddhas, with few words, and it was not limited to Taoism, but also included some widely circulated gods and immortals in Buddhism, such as Arhat Jianglong and Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Zhang Jiuyang usually liked to paint. He thought that the brushwork of these gods and Buddhas was extraordinary, so he studied and copied them all day long. As a result, he accidentally fell asleep. When he woke up again, he traveled to this world and possessed this person with the same name and surname as him.

Speaking of which, the original owner of this body was also very pitiful. He was an orphan and was adopted and raised by the fortune teller Lin Xiazi in the county. As a result, Lin Xiazi went out to do business not long ago and was bitten to death by a wild beast while walking at night. Until now, one of his arms has not been found.

The original owner was in great grief, and because of his poor health since childhood, he died. That’s why Zhang Jiuyang took over his position.

He had just arrived and accepted the reality. In order to survive, he had to inherit Blind Lin’s business and make some money to fill his stomach. Unfortunately, he looked too young. Although he was Blind Lin’s disciple, there were still very few people willing to come to tell fortunes.

If Blind Lin was really capable, could he not have predicted that he would be bitten to death by a wild beast?

The master was a liar, not to mention the apprentice who had no hair on his mouth.

Gu~~

There were waves of hunger in his abdomen, like minced meat. Zhang Jiuyang frowned. These days he had been trying to find out the secret of the portrait, but not only did he not make any progress, but the hunger that penetrated his bones became stronger and stronger, and it would soon relapse even if he had a full meal.

What on earth is this hunger?

A cold wind blew.

A wisp of fragrance drifted by, and Zhang Jiuyang suddenly felt even hungrier. Unfortunately, when he opened his eyes, he found that it was not food, but a beautiful woman.

She was wearing a red and white long dress, her toes touching the ground, her long hair was untied, fluttering slightly in the wind, and it seemed that she had just washed it, and it was still a little wet.

The pair of black eyes were staring straight at Zhang Jiuyang. I don’t know if it was an illusion. Although he was clearly being looked at by a beautiful woman, he felt an inexplicable chill.

“Divining, palmistry, divination, dream interpretation, I am good at everything. Madam, why don’t you give it a try? You must pay.”

The woman didn’t speak. She slowly turned her head and stared at the words on the flag. The whole person seemed a little stiff.

Although the woman looked like she didn’t have a good brain, Zhang Jiuyang didn’t dislike it. After all, she was the first customer of the day, and money was enough.

“If you are not convenient to talk, I recommend fortune-telling, how about it?”

Zhang Jiuyang pointed to the pen and ink on the table.

This time the woman finally took action. She reached out and picked up the pen, and slowly wrote a word on the white paper - Rong.

Zhang Jiuyang was instantly shocked and broke out in a cold sweat, because this word... he didn't know it!

He had always been self-righteous and eloquent, but now he encountered the biggest difficulty in his fortune-telling career. For a moment, he even doubted whether this woman was deliberately looking for trouble?

Calm down, calm down!

Zhang Jiuyang took a deep breath, his mind turned quickly, and suddenly an idea came to him when he looked at the word.

He first stared and inhaled, then looked around the word Rong left and right, and finally shook his head and sighed: "Not good, very bad!"

Facing the other party's direct gaze, Zhang Jiuyang continued: "Madam, look, this word is a sign of great misfortune no matter what you predict!"

"The two fires on the top are candles, the middle roof means covering the coffin, and the wood at the bottom can also refer to the coffin. This is a sign of great misfortune, with a strong death aura. If things go wrong, someone will die!"

As he spoke, Zhang Jiuyang observed the other party's expression.

Fortune telling is a game of words, and this woman doesn't seem to be easy to fool, so you have to scare her with harsh words first, and then give her a solution when she gets anxious, so that she can spend more money.

However, what he didn't expect was that the woman not only didn't get anxious or angry, but nodded, with a hint of satisfaction in her dark eyes.

"You really have some skills."

When she spoke for the first time, her voice was not unpleasant, but rather gentle and charming. I don't know if it was an illusion, but there seemed to be a slight rustling noise in her voice, very faint, as if there was sand stuck in her throat.

"I want to ask you, where is Lu Yaoxing...?"

When she mentioned this name, her emotions fluctuated for the first time, and she pronounced the words very heavily.

Lu Yaoxing?

Zhang Jiuyang was stunned. Although he didn't know who this person was, he smiled calmly and said, "It turns out that Madam didn't really want to tell fortunes just now, but wanted to test my skills."

He stretched out his hand and said, "But one thing is one thing, please pay the money for the fortune telling just now."

What you earn is yours, who knows if he will reveal the truth next?

"How much?"

"You decide."

The woman hesitated for a moment, then reached into her arms, took out her purse and poured it on the table.

Ta-ta~

A black sugar bean rolled to Zhang Jiuyang's hand. He picked it up and couldn't help frowning. He felt a bit fooled.

"Why did you give me a sugar bean? It's really too much--"

Zhang Jiuyang paused before he finished speaking, because a strange fragrance floated from the sugar bean. The next moment, the hunger in his stomach hit him like a tidal wave, making him swallow his saliva and stare at the sugar bean.

It seemed that after so many days, he finally encountered real food.

His fingers holding the sugar bean moved closer to his lips, and hunger was affecting his mind little by little.

However, the next moment, a voice sounded faintly.

"Where is Lu Yaoxing...?"

The woman's voice became heavier, as if she could no longer suppress the deep resentment, and she made a low roar like a beast.

Zhang Jiuyang subconsciously looked up, and the scene he saw made his breathing stop suddenly, his hair stood up, a chill rushed straight to the top of his head, and even his calves were shaking.

The woman's left eye had become empty at some point, as if it had been gouged out with a knife, and black blood was flowing continuously.

The charming face was completely shrouded in a sinister look, her facial features were distorted to the extreme, and water stains flowed down her body, as if she was a water ghost who had just drowned, and her hair was mixed with rotten water plants and mud.

"If you take my eyes, you have to tell me, Lu Yaoxing... where is he?!"

The woman approached slowly, and her only remaining right eye turned slightly, reflecting Zhang Jiuyang's pale face.

"Fuck!"

Zhang Jiuyang finally understood that the woman who came to him for fortune-telling was not a human, but a ghost!

What he almost ate just now was not candy beans, but... the eyes of the female ghost!

Zhang Jiuyang threw away the eyes in his hand as if he had been electrocuted, and turned around to run, but the female ghost was faster than him, her messy hair like water plants soared, like black lines wrapped around Zhang Jiuyang, and the biting cold made his body stiff and difficult to resist.

It was like falling into ice water in winter.

"Where is Lu Yaoxing..."

The ghost girl was still asking, but Zhang Jiuyang was extremely frustrated. He wanted to make up a place name, but his cold body couldn't even open his mouth.

You have to let me speak!

Just when he was desperate, a warm current suddenly came from his chest, and then the ghost girl screamed and disappeared in an instant.

"Xiaojiu, Xiaojiu!"

Zhang Jiuyang woke up suddenly, his whole body was soaked in cold sweat. He looked around, the sunset was still there, and the waves were slowly, as if everything that happened just now was just a dream.

A fat and strong auntie woke him up and said with concern: "Xiaojiu, you just fell asleep against the willow tree, your body was shaking, and it took a long time to wake you up. Don't be possessed by evil spirits."

After a pause, the auntie looked at the river and whispered: "Don't set up a stall here in the future. People have drowned in Xiaoyun River."

Zhang Jiuyang thanked her. He grew up in Yunhe County and was familiar with many neighbors. This auntie was Auntie Wang who slaughtered pigs at the intersection of West Street. Although she was a woman, she was very neat and tidy when slaughtering pigs.

Auntie Wang saw his pale face and sighed softly, and then took out a fist-sized piece of pork from the basket on the ground.

"Don't be polite to Auntie, although it's just leftovers, it still tastes delicious."

After that, she left with the basket. Zhang Jiuyang felt a little warm in his heart. He turned around and looked at Xiaoyun River, thinking that it was just a dream.

But something in his chest was still hot?

Zhang Jiuyang reached out and took it out, and then his pupils condensed.

It was a yellow talisman, folded into a triangle, strung with a red rope, and hung on his chest.

This was a birthday gift that Blind Lin had given to the original body. The original body had always worn it on his chest, but now there were some burnt marks at the bottom, as if it had been burned by fire.

Zhang Jiuyang unfolded the talisman with a slightly trembling palm, and vaguely saw a word "軻" written on it in cinnabar.

It is said that when a person dies, he becomes a ghost, and when a ghost dies, he becomes a 聻. Therefore, some talismans for exorcising ghosts and warding off evil spirits will have the word "軻" written on them, which will scare ghosts. In a few places, there is a custom of burying bricks when building houses, which is also to ward off evil spirits.

Just now... it was not a dream!

Zhang Jiuyang was frightened, and suddenly, he seemed to remember something and began to search carefully in the grass on the river bank.

After a while, he pulled aside a patch of grass and saw a dark eyeball, the erect pupil was still moving slightly.

Gu~~

Zhang Jiuyang felt a startling hunger again. He looked at the eyeball and swallowed his saliva even though he should have been afraid.

"Zhong Kui chews ghosts... Zhong Kui chews ghosts..."

An amazing guess suddenly emerged in his mind. Could it be that the ability of the Zhong Kui portrait in his mind was...

When he thought of this, he subconsciously felt a little nauseous, but accompanied by a kind of excitement that made him tremble all over.

PS: Brothers, I, Hu Hansan, am back again. I miss you so much after not seeing you for a long time~~

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