The God and Buddha are actually me

Ruyi Inn.

When the brother and sister knocked on the door of the inn, the flag outside suddenly fluttered, as if a sinister wind was blowing, making the woman shiver subconsciously.

"Senior brother, why hasn't anyone opened the door for so long?"

"There is candlelight inside, there should be someone who can..."

Zhang Jiuyang came over and said softly: "You two, with all due respect, this should not be a place for living people to live."

His words were astonishing, shocking the brothers and sisters.

"Look at this flag. It's made of deerskin and looks like a flag. It's used to ward off evil spirits. There's also lime powder scattered on the ground. It's used to remove corpse odor and preserve corpses in coffins. The most important thing is these two A lantern.”

The man looked at the lantern and asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with the lantern?"

Zhang Jiuyang pointed to the two red lanterns at the door and said: "Although these two lanterns are not white lanterns for the dead, they are lotus tops. The petals represent the eight directions, which means Bagua Yin and Yang. If I guessed correctly, If so, there should be words on the red ribbon hanging from the lantern."

The lantern was hung very high, but the woman used her Qinggong skills and jumped up like a civet cat. She stretched out her hand and picked off a lantern.

Looking closer, she couldn't help but gasp.

I saw that there were two lines of small words on the ribbon just as the man said.

“The golden boy leads the way, the beautiful girl leads the way to the west.”

At this moment, how could she not know that this lantern was used to attract the dead and save the souls of the dead? She quickly threw away the lantern, and her beauty turned pale.

She is not afraid of evil people at all, and can protect herself with her superb martial arts, but this kind of ghosts and gods can't help but make her hair stand on end.

"Eternal life, bathing, crown, official position, emperor's prosperity, decline, illness, death, tomb, death, fetus, nourishment..."

Zhang Jiuyang picked up the lantern without disdain, looked at the small characters on the streamer, observed it curiously for a long time, and said: "This should be the writing method of the twelve palace gods. It is interesting. It seems that there are knowledgeable people in this inn."

These are what Zhang Jiuyang saw in the Yin Book. He didn't expect to encounter them in reality today. If he guessed correctly, this so-called inn should be...

Zhi Niu~

The door of the inn suddenly opened, revealing a pale face illuminated by candlelight.

The woman was instantly frightened and hid behind her senior brother.

Although the man was also startled, he immediately stood up in front of his junior sister and Zhang Jiuyang, and subconsciously pulled out his sword.

Clang!

The sword was unsheathed as fast as lightning, but as soon as it was halfway out of the sheath, a hand pressed it in.

Zhang Jiuyang patted him on the shoulder and said: "Don't be afraid, he is not a ghost."

As expected, the person who opened the door was also startled and hurriedly asked them to spare their lives, thinking that they were robbers.

The man looked deeply at Zhang Jiuyang.

He boasted of his fast sword, but this time he was pushed back halfway through drawing it.

The opponent's hand was like a mountain, no matter how hard he used his inner strength, he could not break free.

I misjudged him, he turned out to be an expert!

It's just that he looks so young, how can he have such strong martial arts? There is also Qinggong. Just now, he didn't even notice when the other party came to his side.

Unfathomable!

At this moment, the man was afraid. Fortunately, the brothers and sisters were kind-hearted and did not bully others by using their own martial arts. Instead, they formed a good relationship with this master.

After explanation, the misunderstanding was finally cleared up.

It turns out that this is a charity village.

The so-called Yi Zhuang is a place where corpses are temporarily stored until their relatives find the Feng Shui treasure land, and then retrieve the coffins for burial.

Every yizhuang will have a coffin keeper, either a bold man or an old man with half a foot in the loess.

One is full of yang energy and the other is open-minded.

When relatives come to pick up the coffin, the coffin keeper is usually given some reward. However, the problem is that not every deceased person has relatives willing to claim it. Some corpses have not been taken away all year round and cannot be buried, so there is a lot of resentment.

Therefore, there are often evil spirits in Yizhuang, and all kinds of strange things happen.

Zhang Jiuyang looked around and saw more than twenty coffins placed in the righteous village. They were not placed on the ground, but were placed on a foot-high wooden board with a lot of lime powder seeping out from underneath.

This is to prevent the coffin from falling to the ground, lest it be contaminated by the earth's Yin energy and undergo a corpse transformation.

What surprised Zhang Jiuyang was that there were other people in the room, and they were eating and drinking without hesitation.

He was a Taoist, with a youthful appearance, strong energy, and extraordinary bearing.

What he ate turned out to be the sacrifices of the dead, and he was not afraid of meat and fish. He devoured the food and looked very happy.

While eating, he fluttered his sleeves and talked to the air.

"Don't worry, if Pindao eats your sacrifice, he will definitely avenge you. Pindao will get rid of that big insect on Tiger Hill tonight!"

Seeing this scene, the brothers and sisters couldn't help but feel chilled. This man... was talking to a ghost?

Seeing Zhang Jiuyang and others, the Taoist laughed loudly and said: "It's rare to see so many living people. Come and eat together!"

As he spoke, he also waved his sleeves and made a push-hand gesture, as if to drive away the other people at the table.

But under the dim candlelight, it was obvious that he was the only one.

Zhang Jiuyang sat down first, and along with Ao Ya, he said with a smile: "Taoist Master, I'm not polite. My daughter can eat some, and I hope you don't mind."

The Taoist shook his head and laughed. Just as he was about to speak, he saw Ao Ya open her big mouth, her cheeks bulging, and swallowed a chicken leg whole. She was startled.

"Ling Qianjin... is indeed somewhat edible."

Seeing this, the others also sat down.

The Taoist took the initiative to introduce himself. It turned out that he was Taoist Master Jingxing of Wanfu Tower in Yangzhou. He heard that there was a tiger demon haunting here, so he came here to subjugate the demon.

"It is said that there is a giant insect that became sperm in Huqiu Mountain. It is bigger than a cow. Many people were bitten to death by it. More than ten of the more than twenty coffins died under the tiger's mouth!"

The coffin keeper sighed: "This place was originally an inn, and the business was pretty good. But after the big bugs came out a few years ago, people often died. Now it has been changed into a charity house. I used to be a waiter in the inn, and now I am also a coffin keeper." people."

"Some time ago, this place was also haunted. I got seriously ill and almost died. Thanks to Taoist Master Jingxing's intervention, he made a banner to ward off evil spirits and gave me instructions to hang up a death lantern, so I got better."

"Don't worry, as long as I'm here, that big insect won't be able to jump around for long."

Taoist Master Jingxing is very confident.

At this moment, a coffin suddenly started shaking, as if something evil was about to break out of the coffin, and everyone's expressions changed.

Jingxing angrily scolded: "I already told you that I will help you get revenge, so don't push me any further!"

After saying that, he waved his hand and threw out a yellow talisman, which landed on the trembling coffin.

The next moment, the talisman bloomed with a faint golden light, the coffin stopped moving for an instant, and screams could be faintly heard from the coffin.

The senior brother and sister were startled, and looked at Jingxing with strange expressions in their eyes.

What a magical method!

They wielded swords and acted chivalrously and righteously. They had heard about the monks' methods and were very attracted to them. Now when they see strangers, they are naturally happy to make friends with them.

The two took the initiative to introduce themselves. The man's name was Liu Zifeng, and the woman's name was Su Lingshan. They were from a martial arts sect in Lingnan. They were known as the Two Heroes of Lingnan. They were both brothers and sisters, and a couple of gods and gods.

They came to Yangzhou this time and were invited to attend Mrs. Shen's birthday banquet.

Hearing this, Zhang Jiuyang's heart moved. Isn't Mrs. Shen the grandmother of Yue Ling? He is also the legendary richest man in Yangzhou, and probably the richest man in Daqian.

"I didn't expect that junior sister and I would meet two masters at the same time this time. It's really disrespectful!"

Two experts?

Taoist Master Jingxing glanced at Zhang Jiuyang.

"I can't be considered an expert. I just know some internal martial arts and have practiced hard qigong. I have some superficial methods."

Zhang Jiuyang said lightly.

Strictly speaking, the Immortal Golden Body can be considered a hard qigong... right?

Su Lingshan looked at him and said: "But you know a lot. Just now you saw at a glance that this place is not for living people..."

Zhang Jiuyang waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's just that I'm usually very curious about these ghosts and gods, and I know more about them."

After saying that, he looked at Taoist Master Jingxing and said, "I have heard about the name of Wanfu Tower for a long time. I heard that your sect's talisman skills are unparalleled in the world. When I saw it today, it is indeed well-deserved!"

Jingxing was very satisfied with this compliment and said: "You are right about that. We have nothing else in Wanfu Tower except for the many talismans and a Zhenpa divine talisman, which is said to be able to kill people in all six realms!"

Seeing the confused looks on the faces of the brothers and sisters, Jingxing shook his head and sighed: "You are just people in the world, how do you know how powerful the Six Realms are?"

Hearing this, Liu Zifeng said: "I heard someone say that there seems to be a strange person recently who can attract thunder and kill many robbers who block the road. Is such a person the so-called Six Realms?"

To them, manipulating thunder is no different than being a god.

Even if you practice martial arts to the peak, you will never be able to withstand a thunderstorm.

Jingxing laughed when he heard this and said: "Being able to draw thunder means that this person knows the thunder method. He has some skills. He should be from a big sect, but that's it. There is a very powerful talisman in my Wanfu Tower called Lei." Talisman also has this effect.”

"Taoist Master, can you let us see the thunder talisman?"

Su Lingshan said yearningly.

Jingxing coughed and said, "We'll talk about it later, we'll talk about it later."

Afterwards, several people exchanged glasses and changed glasses, and the atmosphere gradually became lively.

This brother and sister are also heroic in nature. They have recovered from their initial fear and talk endlessly about their past heroic deeds.

The coffin keeper ate the meal in silence. Although he had drunk wine, his face was still so pale under the candlelight.

He rarely spoke and kept his eyes down most of the time.

As soon as he raised his head, he happened to meet the eyes of a handsome man wearing white clothes and a wooden hairpin. The other person's eyes were warm and deep, as if he had seen through everything, and there was a faint smile at the corner of his mouth.

The coffin keeper was startled and quickly lowered his head.

However, when he lowered his head, two pairs of big black and translucent eyes were looking directly at him, his fleshy cheeks were bulging high, and his mouth was full of food.

She's that man's daughter!

Zhang Jiuyang quickly hugged Ao Ya back. The little guy finished the food in front of him and crawled to the coffin keeper.

"Come, eat from me, don't be in a hurry..."

When Su Lingshan saw Ao Ya looking so hungry, her maternal instincts suddenly overflowed, and after the previous contact, she also vaguely discovered that this cute little girl seemed to have some brain problems.

Even more lovable.

She hugged Ao Ya without letting go and took the initiative to feed her food.

At this moment, suddenly a large number of coffins began to vibrate, making a thumping sound, which was extremely terrifying.

Jingxing snorted coldly and threw out a large number of talismans again, fixing them on the coffins, and then calmed them down.

"These are the people who were killed by the big beast. Their ghosts are still lingering and urging me to avenge them... Forget it, it's time for me to set off."

Su Lingshan was a little surprised and said, "Master, it's dark now. It's not a good time to go into the mountain."

Jingxing smiled slightly and said, "It's just a small tiger monster. Why wait until daytime?"

After a pause, he said, "Since we are quite compatible, are you willing to go up the mountain with me to subdue the monster? I heard that the tiger monster has collected a lot of treasures. After the matter is done, I only want the inner elixir, and the rest belongs to you."

After a pause, he added, "The tiger meat that has become a spirit is full of vitality and can also help you increase your internal strength."

Hearing this, Liu Zifeng and Su Lingshan were quite tempted.

On the one hand, they can see the legendary methods of the cultivators, and on the other hand, they can get treasures and increase their skills. Why not?

What's more, with Master Jingxing here, they are not afraid of the tiger monster.

"Okay, then let's go up the mountain at night and work with the Taoist priest to eliminate harm for the people!"

"By the way, Brother Zhang, do you want to come with us?"

Zhang Jiuyang drank the wine in the cup, picked up Ao Ya, and smiled faintly: "Okay, then let's go up the mountain together, just in time to see the Taoist priest's methods."

Su Lingshan was a little reluctant and said: "Brother Zhang, your daughter is still so young, otherwise don't take her with you, let her rest in the charity cemetery for a night."

Zhang Jiuyang pinched Ao Ya's little face and smiled: "Actually, my daughter is very fierce."

As soon as the voice fell, Ao Ya cooperated with a humming sound, but she was missing two front teeth and had no deterrent power.

Su Lingshan shook her head.

"But she is too greedy, there is still so much meat here that she hasn't finished eating, she doesn't want to leave."

Zhang Jiuyang thought about it, whispered something in Ao Ya's ear, and then handed her to the coffin keeper.

"I'll trouble you to take care of her for me."

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