The God and Buddha are actually me

Tiger Hill, late at night.

Tiger Hill was unusually quiet at night, with towering rocks and lush vegetation, casting eerie shadows under the moonlight.

Liu Zifeng and Su Lingshan, the senior and junior brothers and sisters, began to get a little nervous, their palms on the hilts of the swords at their waists, waiting intently, fearing that a vicious tiger would jump out of the shadows if they were not careful.

Taoist Master Jingxing walked in front, holding a compass in his hand, with the needle constantly turning, as if he could track the tiger monster's trail.

Suddenly, a series of sharp sounds rang out, which actually sounded a bit like a child's laughter.

Su Lingshan was startled.

"It's an owl."

Zhang Jiuyang's voice rang out slowly, and he walked at the back, facing the eerie Tiger Hill, with a calm expression and calm eyes, as if he was here to travel.

"Owl, also known as the evil-voiced bird, is called a night owl by the people."

Seeing that the brother and sister were a little nervous, he explained that an owl is actually an owl.

Unexpectedly, they became even more nervous. Liu Zifeng said in a deep voice: "Brother Zhang, my sister and I have traveled around the world and have stayed in the mountains at night. We have heard the cry of night owls. It shouldn't be like this!"

Su Lingshan also nodded and said: "Yes, the cry of a night owl is a bit like the cry of a child. How can it be... like laughing?"

Thinking of the weird laugh just now, she got goose bumps.

Zhang Jiuyang smiled faintly and said: "That's because the owl can smell the special smell of rotten meat on the dead. When it smells this smell, its voice will change slightly, and it will sound a bit like laughter."

I'm not afraid of the night owl's cry, but I'm afraid of the night owl's laugh.

So the people call the owl the bird of mourning and the soul-chasing bird. There is also a proverb that the night owl will come into the house for no reason.

After hearing Zhang Jiuyang's words, Su Lingshan shuddered and leaned close to her senior brother.

She realized something that was extremely scary.

"Brother Zhang, do you mean... there are dead people around here?"

Zhang Jiuyang sighed and said, "I'm afraid there are quite a few."

The next moment, countless pairs of eyes flashing with dim light suddenly appeared in the dark forest, and strange laughter sounded, echoing in the mountains and jungles, making people's scalps numb.

"Owls are solitary birds, but now there are so many of them, which shows how strong the smell of the dead is."

Zhang Jiuyang's words made the two people feel cold, and they subconsciously looked at Taoist Master Jingxing.

At this moment, only the powerful Taoist Master Jingxing could make them feel safe.

Jingxing snorted coldly, took out a yellow talisman, pinched his fingers and chanted a spell, and drank a big sip of wine in his mouth, and sprayed it on the yellow talisman.

The next moment, the yellow talisman turned into a ball of dark blue flame, leaping like a fire snake, scaring away all the owls.

The flame quickly went out and did not ignite the trees.

Zhang Jiuyang smiled slightly. This Wanfu Tower did have some tricks, at least in the way of talismans, there were many tricks.

Suddenly, Taoist Master Jingxing counted with his fingers, his face changed slightly, and said: "Oh no, it's going to rain!"

Sure enough, the next moment a strong wind blew up, the sky was covered with dark clouds, and in just a few breaths, fine raindrops poured down.

"Let's find a place to shelter from the rain first, otherwise my talismans will be soaked in water and their power will be greatly reduced."

Jingxing led them forward, and soon they saw an abandoned mountain temple, and everyone went into the temple to shelter from the rain.

The temple was very dilapidated, and only half of the statue was left, and the head rolled on the ground, covered with spider webs.

But fortunately, it can still shelter from the rain.

Liu Zifeng found some wood in the temple very experiencedly, lit it with flint, and warmed his body which was a little cold.

"Master, let's warm up the fire together!"

Liu Zifeng called.

Jingxing shook his head and said, "I just used a lot of talismans. I will meditate to recover my magic power. As soon as the rain stops, we will kill the tiger monster immediately!"

After that, he began to sit cross-legged, meditating and adjusting his breath. There seemed to be a faint luster on his face. The invisible air flow blew his snow-white beard and hair, and he really looked like a fairy.

Su Lingshan sighed, "Even if we practice martial arts for a lifetime, we can't compare with the master."

Liu Zifeng's face darkened when he heard this.

They are definitely young heroes in the martial arts world, the best among men. At a young age, they have won the name of the Lingnan Twin Heroes, but their past achievements, which they were proud of, are so insignificant in front of real practitioners.

Even if he became a martial arts master, at most he would become an outer disciple of a sect and could not receive the true teachings.

It was not that the sect was stingy, but that most martial artists did not have the aptitude to cultivate immortals.

Liu Zifeng's father had spent a lot of money to send him to Taiping Temple, but the test result showed that he did not have the aptitude to cultivate immortals, so he was sent back.

Boom!

Thunders continued to sound, and the rain outside was getting heavier.

Su Lingshan thanked, "Brother Zhang, it's a good thing your daughter didn't come with you, otherwise she would not be able to handle such heavy rain as a child of that age."

After a pause, she sighed, "How could such a cute child get... that kind of disease?"

Zhang Jiuyang smiled faintly and said, "Perhaps not knowing anything is also a kind of happiness."

"Miss Su, since you like children so much, why don't you have one with Brother Liu?"

Su Lingshan glanced at her senior brother shyly.

Liu Zifeng laughed loudly, not hiding his feelings, and openly took his junior sister's hand and said with a smile: "In two years, when we go to the desert, we will get married, have a child, and return to our hometown to open a martial arts school. We will never go anywhere else."

"Senior Brother~"

Su Lingshan is both angry and happy, her face is shy, but her eyes are full of love.

Zhang Jiuyang: "..."

I didn't expect that I could eat a mouthful of dog food even if I put it on the fire.

Seeing Zhang Jiuyang's stiff expression, Liu Zifeng patted his junior sister's hand and whispered: "Brother Zhang is alone with his daughter in the world. Maybe there are some changes in the family. Let's be careful not to irritate him."

Su Lingshan straightened her body quickly and glanced at Zhang Jiuyang apologetically.

Zhang Jiuyang: "..."

You just encountered a change in your family. I am obviously unmarried, okay?

However, he has a good impression of these two people. They are innocent at heart and act chivalrously, just like the knights coming out of martial arts novels.

Su Lingshan quickly changed the topic.

"By the way, Brother Zhang, before we left, I saw you said a few words in your daughter's ear. Was it some advice?"

Zhang Jiuyang smiled slightly and said: "I told her not to bully others in Yizhuang. Of course, if someone wants to bully her..."

"Then there's no need to be polite."

…

Yizhuang.

After Zhang Jiuyang and others left, the coffin keeper held Ao Ya's hand and lingered at the door for a long time.

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

The coffins that had been suppressed by Huang Fu began to tremble again, and a terrifying roar sounded faintly inside, as if they were urging something.

The coffin keeper was not afraid, but looked down at Ao Ya.

Looking at the little girl who was looking up with her little face, her big black eyes full of innocence, he looked a little tangled, but in the end he sighed.

"Stop arguing, I'll cook right away."

He took Ao Ya to the kitchen and started cutting vegetables, pouring water, adding seasonings, and lighting a fire. The aroma wafted up, and Ao Ya couldn't help but swallow her saliva, and her eyes lit up.

Is it time to eat again? happy!

However, the next moment, the coffin keeper picked her up, threw her into the cauldron, slammed the lid on the pot, and pressed it with the prepared stones.

Then he began to throw in more firewood, and the flames under the stove became bigger and bigger.

Bang bang!

There was a knocking sound under the pot lid, but it soon stopped.

The coffin in the Yi Zhuang finally calmed down.

…

"When my junior sister and I were traveling in Jingzhou, we encountered a very strange thing."

Beside the fire, Liu Zifeng was telling the legendary experience of himself and his junior sister.

"There have always been rumors of corpse exorcism in Jingzhou. It is said that there is also a sect called Corpse Exorcist Mountain, but no matter how hard I find it, I can't find it."

"Once, my junior sister and I were staying at an inn. We heard something moving outside in the middle of the night. We looked out the window and found a group of beating corpses. There was a Taoist priest in front of us ringing a bell to lead the way, calling for strangers to avoid it."

"At that time, I was a newborn calf and was not afraid of tigers, so I went out to talk to the Taoist priest and invited him to drink. The Taoist priest was also a generous man and said that he was a disciple of the corpse mountain and was sending these corpses back to his hometown for burial."

"I asked him if these corpses want to eat?"

"The Taoist priest said to eat some raw chicken or pork, but not to give them blood, otherwise they will turn into zombies."

"Once this corpse becomes a zombie, it will be invulnerable. It will be difficult for us martial arts practitioners to defeat it. Later, it can turn into a more powerful zombie and even fly into the sky and escape from the earth!"

"The Taoist priest also said that some obsessive monks will eat people in order to quickly raise powerful zombies!"

"Some zombies born with intelligence even like to eat cooked food..."

Su Lingshan pinched her senior brother and said, "Why are you talking about this in the middle of the night? It's so scary!"

Liu Zifeng apologized quickly.

Zhang Jiuyang smiled slightly, glanced at Jingxing who was still meditating, and said, "Let me tell you a story too."

He paused and said: "There used to be a dark inn, where all the guests who came were quietly killed, and the corpses were used to feed a kind of monster. But this would be discovered one day, so the shopkeeper had an idea and decided to change the inn into... …”

"Yizhuang."

"This is indeed a good idea. In addition, there are tiger monsters nearby, and there are often unclaimed corpses, which can be used to feed the monsters. Moreover, Yizhuang's collection of corpses is reasonable and will not attract attention."

Liu Zifeng and Su Lingshan looked at each other and could see each other's shock.

They have realized that the story Brother Zhang told seems to have... a hint.

"Everything was going smoothly until one day, an uninvited guest came to Yizhuang. He was a Taoist priest with some magic power. He wanted to come and eliminate harm for the people and kill the tiger monster."

"But unfortunately, although the Taoist priest saw that there was a lot of resentment in the righteous village, he did not associate it with the coffin keeper. Instead, he instructed him to hang deerskin flags and hanging lanterns to resolve the evil spirit."

"Then he confidently went into the mountains to slay the demons, but unfortunately, he failed."

Boom!

The lightning suddenly appeared, illuminating the mountain temple and Jingxing's slowly opening eyes.

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