The God and Buddha are actually me

Wanfu Tower.

The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the blood is soaring to the sky.

When Sun Tianchi, who had a gloomy face, rushed back from a distance, he saw a scene that made his eyes split open.

Under the moonlight, Wanfu Tower was completely reduced to ruins, with no place intact anymore. What was even more frightening was that the ground was densely covered with corpses of Wanfu Tower disciples.

"How is it possible..."

He walked over with some trembling, his domineering and stern air disappeared, and he suddenly felt panicked and helpless.

Those elite disciples of Wanfu Tower who were supposed to survive were all dead!

They fell in a pool of blood with horrific burns on their bodies. The strangest thing was that most of their fatal injuries came from each other.

It was as if their spirits fell into some kind of madness and they began to kill each other. Some people committed suicide, drew their swords to kill themselves, or smashed their own heads with a palm.

As if this can escape some kind of pain and suffering.

"Lianxing, Chengjie, Gaosu..."

He shook several of the corpses. They were all his direct disciples or very senior elders in the sect, and they had deep feelings for them.

Besides his son, they were the most important thing to him.

He originally had high hopes for these people, who were the foundation and hope for the future resurgence of Wanfu Tower, but now they are all dead and their bodies are stiff.

"Three souls are captured and returned to the original body, and seven souls are chasing and returning to the divine court. Curse your enemies and do not reject them. God has decreed that you will not be merciful!"

Sun Tianchi took out a soul-summoning talisman, and as he kneaded and recited the incantation, the talisman turned into hazy green light, spreading continuously towards the surroundings.

If there is a soul wandering within a few hundred feet, he will be summoned for questioning.

It's a pity that no matter how much he chanted the curse, he couldn't find a soul or even a remnant soul.

The other party seemed to be very experienced, and he made everyone go up and down Wanfu Tower with their souls in a state of panic!

After a long time, Sun Tianchi trembled and fell to his knees with a thud. He dispersed the spell, with pain and self-blame in his eyes.

If he had not chased the black turtle and had not coveted the scriptures on the heavenly tablet, then they would not have died, and Wanfu Tower would not have been wiped out!

Who is it? Who is it?

Sun Tianchi was filled with grief and anger at this moment. The crazy way his disciples died reminded him of a certain person.

It's just the remaining sanity that makes him still unsure.

At this moment, he saw a somewhat strange corpse. It was the corpse of his long-time friend, the great elder of the sect.

The great elder was lying on the ground. He slapped his own head with one palm, but his other hand was hidden in his sleeve.

Sun Tianchi quickly opened his sleeves and saw that the palms of his hands were upward, pinching Zi, Hai, Xu, You, Shen, and Wu. The jade patterns overlapped with the Wu patterns, and he stretched out his index finger, little finger, and middle finger.

Sun Tianchi immediately realized something was wrong. This was the Three Mountains Technique in Taoism and was a commonly used hand seal in spell casting, but the great elder used it wrong.

It is the index, little, and thumb fingers that should be extended, not the middle finger.

This is a low-level mistake that even ordinary disciples would not make. The Great Elder has been cultivating Taoism for decades and his Taoism is profound. How could he make mistakes in even the most basic Three Mountains Technique?

The Great Elder was deliberately reminding him of something!

Sun Tianchi immediately began to search for the great elder's body. In the end, his efforts paid off. He found a purple talisman in the shattered skull of the great elder.

Sun Tianchi's heart trembled, and he carefully took out the purple talisman full of brains, with tears in his eyes.

The great elder used the cover of smashing his head and took the opportunity to hide the voice talisman in his head. At the same time, he deliberately performed the wrong Three Mountains Technique with his other hand just to attract his attention.

This is using his life to leave clues to the real murderer for him!

Sun Tianchi naturally knew how to use the voice talisman. He made a hand and recited the incantation, and soon the purple talisman began to glow with light, and a voice sounded from it.

"Double-faced Buddha, you, what exactly do you want to do?"

"Stop it, my head teacher won't let you go!"

"No, he wants to kill us and silence us. Let's fight him together!!"

The voice that sounded in the talisman shocked Sun Tianchi. It was really him?

Why?

Why did he want to destroy all the members of my Wanfu Tower?

Immediately afterwards, the voice of the Double-Faced Buddha sounded from the phonograph.

"This time your Wanfu Tower suffered heavy casualties and Black Sky's plan was thwarted again. Sun Tianchi will definitely feel resentful towards Lao Na. In that case, why not kill them all while you are injured?"

"From now on, there will be no Wanfu Tower in this world."

Countless screams rang out, and Sun Tianchi's eyes turned red, he clenched his fists, his lips were bitten, and red blood flowed out.

He finally understood everything.

This time, Wanfu Tower suffered too much damage, and Krishna's plan was thwarted again. The Double-Faced Buddha was afraid that he would be resentful and revengeful, so he took the initiative to eradicate it!

Yes, with the double-faced Buddha's insidiousness, he can indeed do such a thing!

After thinking about this, Sun Tianchi felt that his heart was bleeding, and his anger rushed straight towards Tianling, making his white hair dance wildly, like a madman.

Looking at the wreckage in Wanfu Tower, he seemed to be reminded of his master's regrets before his death.

The master has always hoped to revive Wanfu Tower, but unfortunately he was unable to realize this long-cherished wish until his death. He knew that the master was not at peace with his death.

Since taking over as the head teacher, he has carried out drastic reforms, breaking many ancestral rules with domineering means, and making friends with the court's dignitaries, all in order to strengthen Wanfu Tower.

But now, he destroyed Wanfu Tower with his own hands.

Sun Tianchi let out a heart-rending roar. He knelt in the sect where he had struggled for most of his life, tears of blood streaming from his eyes, and murderous intent rising into the sky.

Evil spirits... all deserve to die! !

If you seek skin from a tiger, you will eventually be injured by the tiger.

Just when murderous rage and hatred had eroded his mind, a Buddhist chant suddenly sounded from behind.

"Amitabha, Master Sun, what's wrong with you?"

The real double-faced Buddha is here.

…

"Selling jokes!"

"The funniest joke in the world!"

"You won't pay for your life if you laugh to death!"

Zhang Jiuyang walked along the river embankment and kept ringing the gong in his hand. A long time had passed, but there was no movement in the river.

Could it be that I am looking in the wrong direction?

Zhang Jiuyang shook his head. The words on the sky tablet were indeed precious and had the power to bring the dead back to life. This alone was enough to cause countless powerful men to rush for it, not to mention that it seemed to contain the secret of becoming an immortal.

But even if you don't get it this time, there will still be opportunities in the future.

In fact, what he really wanted to inquire about was the large tomb in Shenju Mountain.

Although the sky monument is good, it is too far away from him. Now he has not even broken through to the fourth realm. The "Big and Small Cauldron Diagram" in his hand is enough for him to practice for a period of time.

Becoming an immortal was too far away, but the big tomb in Shenju Mountain made him feel very extraordinary.

Whether it's a moving sky or a sky monument, they all come from that big tomb.

After shouting a lot more, just when Zhang Jiuyang was about to give up, he suddenly had an idea.

When Qian Tian came back from the dead, he must have been frightened. At this moment, he was probably hiding somewhere under the water and did not dare to come out. Even if he heard his joke, even if he was moved, he would not dare to show his face for a while.

But what if he sells a joke first to arouse the other party's interest?

Thinking of this, Zhang Jiuyang smiled slightly. He sat on the shore and channeled his magic power into his mouthpiece. His voice was as loud as a bell and extremely penetrating.

"Telling a joke!"

"There once was a farmer who was kind-hearted but had bad eyesight. One night he went to the toilet and saw a frozen little snake on the side of the road. He quickly put the snake into his chest and used his own The body temperature helps it warm up, but what he doesn’t know is that good intentions may not always pay off.”

At this point, Zhang Jiuyang saw ripples on the water, but there was no night wind around him.

He smiled meaningfully, feeling certain in his heart.

The fish has taken the bait.

It was indeed nearby. It had already been attracted by the shouts of his jokes, but it just didn't dare to show up due to some concerns.

"The next day, the farmer walked to the place where he had picked up the frozen snake last night with a livid face, and put up a sign with six big characters on it."

"No shitting here!"

The water in the river was calm, and the slightest wave had disappeared.

It seems that Zhang Jiuyang is just playing the piano to a cow.

But he was not surprised. He just sat there quietly, as if waiting for something.

Well, let the bullets fly for a while.

Time passed slowly, about dozens of breaths passed, and the calm river water finally changed. Waves arose one after another, and became more and more intense, with each wave overpowering the other.

Wow!

The waves were furious, and waves of suppressed laughter could be heard faintly from the depths of the water.

Unfortunately, I couldn't suppress it at all. The laughter became louder and louder, until finally the whole river was reverberating, water splashed everywhere, and waves of waves were set off.

A huge turtle shell surfaces.

Zhang Jiuyang's pupils condensed, the sky monument had disappeared, and the turtle shell began to grow covered with moss. It seemed that in this short period of time, moving the sky had experienced the imprint of countless years.

You must know that when it comes back from the dead, it is like a newborn turtle, with a clean shell.

What exactly is the Sky Monument, and why does it have such strange power?

Qian Tian laughed so hard that he almost turned forward and backward in the water, causing the whole river to turn upside down. After an unknown amount of time, its laughter gradually subsided.

"Funny, your jokes are so funny!"

It stared at Zhang Jiuyang and said, "Is there more? I still want to hear it!"

At this moment, it became very interested in this Taoist man dressed in white. In so many years of living, this was the first time he heard someone tell a joke.

This alone is enough to attract it.

Therefore, even though the secret of the Sky Monument was exposed and it knew that it would attract many people to covet it, it still refused to leave and watched in the water.

Of course, it has not lost its vigilance. If the other party dares to mention the sky monument, it will immediately turn around and leave.

Zhang Jiuyang smiled faintly. He was not afraid of you being vigilant, but just afraid that you would not play.

"Of course. This is just an appetizer. All the other jokes are funnier than this."

Hearing this, Qantian came closer again, his eyes lit up, and he said impatiently: "Say it quickly, say it quickly!"

"There's no rush, we have to agree on the rules first. After all, I'm selling jokes, not delivering them."

The sky was so angry that it set off huge waves and roared like thunder: "Aren't you afraid that I will crush your head under my feet?"

"Of course I'm afraid, but if you trample me to death, you'll never hear the funnier jokes."

For a moment, this was the first time it had seen someone so unafraid of death.

That joke just now was really funny. Is there anything funnier in the world?

I really want to listen to it.

My heart is itching.

After a long time, it said carefully.

"What are your rules? Let me tell you."

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