The Jade Emperor In Naruto
Chapter 1 - 'F***k”
You see I hate fake people, people who only like you for the clout. For example, the people in naruto's village, oh my god I hate them with a passion. Well except for the few who treated my boy right. Oh another example is the bitch who is running towards me with a knife trying to kill me.
"DIE" yells this crazy lady, well actually she's my wife. You see I'm a multimillionaire and ceo of a company, one day I caught my wife cheating but I didn't want to file for divorce because she could take half my money so I was going to change my will so that if I die everything I own will go to multiple orphanages and homeless shelters. Well she found out and wants to kill me before I change it.
Well back to her running at me with a knife I easy dodge and throw a right hook to her face essentially knocking her out. "Well that was easy" I said taking out my phone and calling my lawyer "Charles it's time, change it" and like that everything I own will go to charity and now I can rest easy.
BANG " huh, what was that, what's with the pain I feel in my ċhėst" I said and then I look to see blood where my heart is. My vision gets blurry and right before it goes black I see the man my wife cheated with.
"Fuck"
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I didn't know where I was, I couldn't see, hear, or feel. The only thing I had was existence, I knew I existed but that's it. I don't know how long it's been. This place seems to have no concept of time or space, i didn't want to be here any more, I might go insane.
(Pov: ???)
"The soul is still here? I thought it would cease to exist like all the other souls that have fallen into the void. What an interesting mortal, I wanna see what else you can do if I were to grant you a second chance" said a being with no form but with just it's words the void shook.
(Pov: mc)
When I opened my eyes I saw a Japanese style room with many bunk beds in it. I took a look at my body and I saw that I was tiny, like I had the body of a three year old.
"What the hell is going on, does this mean I'm finally free from that dark space?" I wondered to myself. I couldn't help but notice that I felt different, I felt like I had some sort of unimaginable strength. Maybe it's my imagination, also why the hell am I in a child's body?
I looked around and saw other kids sleeping, some were quiet and other snored loudly. I lay down on what I guess is my bed and I close my eyes hoping to fall asleep. That's when I sensed a dark ominous aura, it was full of so much hate that I almost shit myself. All the kids started waking up and crying and women appeared telling them to get up and follow them. That's when a heard a roar and what felt like an earthquake.
The ladies led us outside and that when I saw it, buildings made of wood destroyed, there was even a gigantic mountain with four faces on it. People were screaming and in the center of it all that destruction was a gigantic orange-red fox with nine large tails swinging behind it.
All I could say was "fuck"
"DIE" yells this crazy lady, well actually she's my wife. You see I'm a multimillionaire and ceo of a company, one day I caught my wife cheating but I didn't want to file for divorce because she could take half my money so I was going to change my will so that if I die everything I own will go to multiple orphanages and homeless shelters. Well she found out and wants to kill me before I change it.
Well back to her running at me with a knife I easy dodge and throw a right hook to her face essentially knocking her out. "Well that was easy" I said taking out my phone and calling my lawyer "Charles it's time, change it" and like that everything I own will go to charity and now I can rest easy.
BANG " huh, what was that, what's with the pain I feel in my ċhėst" I said and then I look to see blood where my heart is. My vision gets blurry and right before it goes black I see the man my wife cheated with.
"Fuck"
—————————
I didn't know where I was, I couldn't see, hear, or feel. The only thing I had was existence, I knew I existed but that's it. I don't know how long it's been. This place seems to have no concept of time or space, i didn't want to be here any more, I might go insane.
(Pov: ???)
"The soul is still here? I thought it would cease to exist like all the other souls that have fallen into the void. What an interesting mortal, I wanna see what else you can do if I were to grant you a second chance" said a being with no form but with just it's words the void shook.
(Pov: mc)
When I opened my eyes I saw a Japanese style room with many bunk beds in it. I took a look at my body and I saw that I was tiny, like I had the body of a three year old.
"What the hell is going on, does this mean I'm finally free from that dark space?" I wondered to myself. I couldn't help but notice that I felt different, I felt like I had some sort of unimaginable strength. Maybe it's my imagination, also why the hell am I in a child's body?
I looked around and saw other kids sleeping, some were quiet and other snored loudly. I lay down on what I guess is my bed and I close my eyes hoping to fall asleep. That's when I sensed a dark ominous aura, it was full of so much hate that I almost shit myself. All the kids started waking up and crying and women appeared telling them to get up and follow them. That's when a heard a roar and what felt like an earthquake.
The ladies led us outside and that when I saw it, buildings made of wood destroyed, there was even a gigantic mountain with four faces on it. People were screaming and in the center of it all that destruction was a gigantic orange-red fox with nine large tails swinging behind it.
All I could say was "fuck"
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