The Lame Daoist Priest

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I looked at the time: "Sister Ling, it's more than four o'clock, are you hungry? I'll buy you dinner."

"No, I want to sit with you for a while. You have been away for more than three months, do you know how much I miss you?"

"Ok."

"Are you going to the capital tomorrow?"

"Well, there is an annual meeting of the Taoist Association, and they want me to attend ... Xiao Ling, I have been busy recently, and I have to leave after a while, maybe half a year, maybe a year, maybe even A year and a half, so you still forget me ... "

Before I finished speaking, Sister Xiaoling pressed my mouth and said, "No such words, even if you leave for ten years, I will wait for you to come back!" She said firmly.

I was silent for a while before asking: "Is it worth it?"

She nodded her head seriously: "Xiaolong, I just scratched and didn't want to be hospitalized. Will you send me home?"

After completing the discharge procedures, we walked out of the hospital, took a taxi, and returned directly to Xu Xiaoling's residence.

Sending her upstairs, I was about to leave, but she took my hand: "Xiaolong, let's go after dinner."

"You are hurt, forget it. I'll buy you some food."

She shook her head firmly: "I will do it for you."

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I couldn't but her, so she left to eat a meal, and Xiao Ling made it by herself.

This feeling is very warm, and I want to go on like this forever. . .

I'm in a dilemma now, and I can't bear to hurt her. She knows me too well, knowing that I have something to hide from her, alienating her intentionally, but actually still loving her.

When I left Xiao Ling's residence, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening. I returned to the copy shop and found that the cheap man was repairing shoes. I asked, "Is the ticket bought?"

"Ticket for 9 o'clock tomorrow morning, and to the capital at 4 o'clock the day after tomorrow. Brother, you want to go home with Xiao Ling sister? Why not take a plane?"

I corrected: "You are going with me."

"I?!"

"Well, the Taoist Association ’s annual meeting is about to start, does Old Song remember? He invited us to attend the annual meeting. Another thing, after such a long time of contact, I am sure that your character is ok, so I decided Recruiting on behalf of the teacher, and accepting you as the younger brother! Are you willing? "

"Brother is here! Please be respected by brother!" The humble man responded quickly, kneeling on one knee and saluting.

Then stretched out my hands in front of me.

I asked in doubt: "What are you doing?"

The cheap man explained: "Red envelopes! Didn't all the teachers in the movie give red envelopes? Brother, you just mean it!"

I sighed helplessly and took out fifty cents from his trouser pocket and put it in his hand.

The cheap man took the money, looked carefully at the lamp, and after confirming that it was real money, put it in his pocket and whispered, "I am a real bull, and I earn five cents!"

"Don't make trouble ... from now on, you are the heir of Niumen! You have to take the responsibility of maintaining peace between Yin and Yang, you can't use your abilities to harm people, have you heard clearly?"

"Qing ~ Chu ~~~" the cheap man shouted.

I nodded: "From now on, your identity has changed. You are my younger brother and a successor of Niumen! Well, you continue to repair your shoes. I went upstairs to find the elder sister. I have something to tell the elder sister ..."

When I got upstairs, I asked my elder sister to protect Xu Xiaoling, but to protect it secretly, don't let her know.

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The next day.

Me and the men stepped on the train to the capital. As for the hanged ghosts, of course, they stayed in the copy shop. I asked the couple ghosts to watch them. The spell has been left, enough for all the hanged ghosts to be reborn.

On the train, I was tortured for two days and nights by the cheap man. . .

For example, when the person on the opposite bed was eating corn intestines, the cheap man said to me in a spit: "Big brother, you do n’t know, I ate corn intestines last time and got a nail! I licked it for a long time and finally decided A piece of toenails !!! So say, this thing is too unhygienic, so I bought it ...

The man opposite was almost coming to beat the cheap man, but I was pulled away by what I said.

Later, the cheap man was hungry, and there was a trolley selling instant noodles in the aisle. The cheap man bought a box.

Because this product is sending messages while eating instant noodles, it knocks over the instant noodle box! ! A box of instant noodles all sprinkled with hot water on his crotch, and the painful man wailed on the spot! ! !

Of course, even more is still behind. . .

The cheap man said that if the hot water given by the policeman was too hot, his younger brother would not be swollen at all! So in retaliation. . .

When the policeman pushed the trolley again to sell drinks, the cheap man stopped the trolley and asked, "Is there any simple daily necessities? Towels, soaps and the like?"

The policeman said, "Simple daily necessities are available. Do you want towels?"

The cheap man glanced at the police officer and said, "Bring me a sanitary napkin !! Hurry up, don't you mean you have simple daily necessities?"

The policeman looked up and down at the cheap man and said that B was deliberately looking for something. However, the police still said calmly: "Yes, pay 20 yuan first."

The humble man looked at the car and made clear that there was no sanitary napkin. Is it a trick to ride the police? Can a bag come out of nowhere? ! !

The unscrupulous man gave the policeman 20 yuan, and the policeman handed him a pack of toilet paper and a towel.

The cheap man was stunned: "Brother! I want sanitary napkins! Not toilet paper + towels!"

The policeman said five words lightly: "DIY !!!" After he finished, he pushed the car and left, and the cheap man was speechless.

I can't help but sigh, the masters are in the folk! This policeman is too good! Even the cheap man was speechless!

I finally got to the Capital Railway Station. I took a long breath and called Song Lao: "Hello, Song Lao, I'm at the Capital Railway Station."

"Why didn't you call me earlier?"

"I ... I've been a bit dazed for the past two days. I forgot. It's okay, Mr. Song. I'll just wait at the station for a while."

Song Lao said: "OK, then you wait a while, I will immediately arrange the car to pick you up!"

Standing at the train station where people are coming and going, the cheap man said with emotion: "Ah! This is the train station in the capital! Brother, please take a few pictures of me!" Crammed into my hand and said to let me take a few pictures of him.

I photographed him indiscriminately, and then said: "Don't be beautiful, there are too many people in it, let's go out and wait."

Me and me came outside, and it didn't take long for a black car to take me and me to a four-star hotel. Opening the door and getting off, I found that Mr. Song was standing at the door. I hurriedly asked: "Old Mr. Song, how can you be so greeted by yourself here."

Old Song smiled, looked at the cheap man and said, "Huh? You are here too."

Because the cheap man was burned by his younger brother, his walking posture was a bit unnatural, and he said with a smile on his face: "Yeah, hello Song Lao."

Mr. Song nodded: "Go in, the Taoist Association sponsors the annual meeting. We have packed a lot of rooms here. Now that dinner is about to start, let's go in. There are many Taoists in it."

Said, Song Lao took us to the restaurant on the second floor.

Dinner is buffet style, and there are already many people standing in the restaurant at this time. It is very harmonious to talk together in twos and threes.

Song Lao said: "You have something to eat first, I have to go out to pick someone up, and I will talk to you later."

I smiled and said, "Okay Song Lao, go busy."

Seeing what was eaten at the table, the cheap man looked like his father, and immediately threw himself up! This one eats two, and the other eats two. And I also picked up the eating dish and took it slowly not far from the humble man. From time to time someone greets me: "Hello, Daoyou."

I also held my fist in return: "Hello, Daoyou."

"Daoyou is young, did he come with the master?" The other party asked.

I smiled and said, "No, this time only me and my brother came over. We are all here for the first time, and we asked Daoyou to tell me about this annual meeting."

While talking to others, I was looking at the humble guy not far away. This guy was too restless. I was afraid that he would cause trouble to me, so I had to watch closely.

The mean man is talking to a balding middle-aged man at this time: "Huh? Daoyou, I think you seem to have been in trouble for a while now, why not let me count on you?"

"Oh? Daoyou, do you know the art of divination?"

"Slightly understand one or two!" Said the cheap man: "Taoyou provide the birthday character, let me count it for you."

The bald-headed middle-aged man reported his birth date, and the pinch-like fingers pinched down. While counting, he frowned, and said, "Oh ... Daoyou takes away your wife from your character!"

The balding middle-aged man said in shock: "My wife is indeed dead, but you really figured it out!"

The cheap man rightfully said, "Of course! I still count your talents! Ji Yuxuan! Good-looking! The character is nothing to say! And recently I have found a fiancee 12 years younger than you!" The cheap man asserted.

"God !!" The middle-aged bald man gave a thumbs-up and praised: "The Daoist is really hidden, so that the five bodies admired under the ground are thrown into the ground !! In the next Daoqing Qingyang, dare to ask Daoyou Dao?

The humble man raised his chest and said holy, "Others call me a friend of women !!!"

"Good!" The bald-headed middle-aged man praised: "The Daoyou sounds like a vulgar name, but under careful taste, it is found that it is really vulgar, and the realm of the Daoist is really unpredictable! ! "

Daya, your grandma! ! Where is the nickname of the Friends of Women? I said a curse in my heart and hurriedly greeted the cheap man: "Brother, brother, come here."

The cheap man apologized to the balding middle-aged man: "Daoist, my brother called me, we will talk about it next time."

Pulling the humble man to my side, I whispered, "Why do you really tell fortunes, humble man? Then you'll calculate it for me to see when I can live."

The humble man stuffed a piece of cake in his mouth and said vaguely: "How can I know."

"You count! It seems that you calculated the person just now!"

"Oh, you said that silly b earlier, I heard him call, he said: Xiaoli, my wife has just died for two years, and it is not good to get married now, let me say, you are 12 years younger than me ... "

puff. . . I heard this and sprayed a whole mouthful of milk directly on the face of the mean man.

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