The Lame Daoist Priest

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The cheap man wiped off the milk on his face calmly, disregarding the surprised eyes of everyone around him, said to me with a fist: "Thank you Brother for giving milk!"

I waved my hand and said, "You don't have to be too polite, let's go wash ..."

While I was eating, I was greeting others, but I also knew a lot of people in Taoism.

About half an hour later, a young man walked on the stage with a microphone. The man was about twenty-six and six years old. He was 1.8 meters tall and wore a white dress, giving a sense of stability. He said, "Thank you for coming to the annual meeting! In this age of advocating science, there are so many Taoist heirs, which is a happy event!"

Applause reminded me, I also took a few shots.

The young man continued: "Introduce yourself. My name is Gao Yu. I am the new president of the Taoist Association. To be honest, I really cannot afford to sit in this position. I do n’t have the qualifications regardless of qualifications or prestige. Yes The elders of the association rallied the public to make me sit up. What ’s more important was that my father was the former president and was killed for his work! "The tone of the youth was agitated:" My father taught me no matter what, There must be a beginning and an end! Since I took this seat, I will do my best to do it well! I hope everyone can give me a chance to show me and hope that Taoism will be passed on forever! "

‘Papapap. Another applause sounded.

I applauded while thinking secretly. The ghosts gathered in Qingtian City last time, the president of the Taoist Association was killed, then this young man is the son of the dead president, and it does not look like a simple character.

The young man continued: "There is another thing. We just received a secret report that a village in the southern mountainous area of ​​our country has zombies. Many people have been attacked by poisoned hands. Several Dao friends killed the zombies before. It was actually a thousand-year-old corpse, and only one Daoist escaped, and the rest of them were attacked by poisonous hands! "

As soon as the words fell, the following people started talking about it.

The mean man also asked contemptuously: "Brother, is the thousand-year-old corpse awesome?"

"Of course." I nodded solemnly: "Yin corpse will not grow hair, similar to the kind of zombie played in the movie, they are highly toxic, if someone is caught or bitten, it will not take long. Highly poisonous. According to the records in the "Description of Niumen's Demon in the Past", people who are scratched by the shadow corpse will also become zombies, but I have never seen it with my own eyes. "

"No, brother, this is not a movie. If you bite it and become a zombie? I don't believe it!"

I glanced at him: "I don't believe it either. You let the zombies take a bite and you know if it's true."

Listen to me, the humble man hurriedly closed his mouth.

The young man pressed his hands together and said: "Everyone be quiet. Most people present must have heard of the millennium corpse. This kind of thing is very fierce, and the body is very toxic. It will be very poisonous! And people who are poisoned will become zombies after death, and will jump and hurt like beasts! "

Someone shouted: "The scourge of a thousand-year-old corpse shouldn't exist in the world. This time we all gather here, it is better to take this opportunity to kill it together!"

Someone beside him said, "Yeah, I haven't seen the shadow corpse, so it's better to see it together!"

"Okay!" Said the youth: "Our monks should decimate the people! Since the Taoists are so enthusiastic, we will start the day after tomorrow! After all, the thousand-year-old corpse is not easy to deal with. It ’s also very high. I hope that all the Taoists will go back to the evening and think about it. At noon tomorrow, we will count the number of people who are willing to help us sign up. Of course, even if no one signs up, our Taoist Association will send people to calm the Millennium Corpse! "

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After dinner, Lao Song and I took a walk downstairs.

The sleeves of my shirt rolled up, hands in trousers pockets, while walking, said casually: "Song Lao, have you known about the thousand-year-old corpse?"

Song Laogan, who had always been grumpy, laughed twice and didn't answer.

I continued: "Call me to attend the annual meeting just to get me shot, right?"

"Since you guessed it, don't say it. Look now, let me put this old face on." Song Lao said.

I smiled: "Song Lao, it's not that serious. Let's consider it at the turn of the year. If you have anything to say directly, I will never say half a word."

In fact, I do n’t want to participate in the matter of the Yin Corps. The Taoist Association has a large number of talents. Without me, they can still do it. As for why I promised Song Lao? It's because I want to pave the way for the humble man and have a good relationship with the people of the Taoist Association. Even if I die later, the humble man can ask the Taoist Association for help if he is in trouble.

Song Lao said: "Xiaolong, the thousand-year-old corpse is fierce and abnormal, and it is not comparable to the purple hair stiffness! To be honest, I also wanted to reduce the number of casualties before I called you. Of course, mainly because I believe in your strength. Gentle, but Dao Shuxiu is no worse than my old man. We should be able to relax a lot with you this time. "

"Song Lao, you lift me up too much. I'm just a fledgling kid."

Song Lao smiled: "Don't be humble, Xiaolong. By the way, do you know how to deal with the thousand-year-old corpse?"

I shook my head: "I don't know, I have never seen this kind of thing before. According to ancient records, the yin corpse of the millennium is highly toxic, and the whole body is condensed with yin and anger. Fear of any spells! Want to kill the shadow corpse ... I suggest using a high-tech weapon! A rocket artillery passes, and it will be blown into pieces even if it is powerful! "

But Song Lao said seriously: "Xiaolong, we are Taoists, not military, so we can't use rocket artillery. There are two reasons. First, we can't get rocket artillery. Even if we get it, we can't carry it. Second, we are Taoist. You must use Taoism to deal with Yin's corpse, otherwise Taoism will be lost! "

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After chatting with Mr. Song for a while, I returned to the room.

What room? . . I live in a standard room with a cheap man. After entering the house, he found that the cheap man was playing on the computer. He was playing mine-clearing and asked, "Brother, shall we sign up tomorrow?"

"Of course, I will take you to see the legendary millennium corpse. I asked you, have you exercised in the three months I left?"

"Yes, I can now do 200 push-ups in a row! How is it? Powerful?" The cheap man smelled and showed his muscles.

"You're so embarrassed to say 200? I can make a thousand at random."

"Blow, you just blow it, there are a thousand, you made a thousand and I ate the computer !!! Chew! Nothing to drink!" The unbelievable man said with disbelief.

I didn't say anything, just pushed the ground with both hands and started the push-ups. It took an average of one second per second, and I finished one thousand. It took about 20 minutes. I also sweated a lot, but my breath was still stable, and I didn't have a big gasp. This is the result of training, my endurance is very strong!

The cheap man had been dumbfounded for a long time, and then froze back to touch the computer. I stood up and wiped my sweat, pointing at the computer and saying, "I'm done with the show, and then it's your turn."

The expression of the mean man is like eating a fly: "Big brother, do I perform a swan dance?"

"you guess."

"I guess ... OK!"

"Hurry up, less nonsense, chew the computer!" I urged.

Just at this moment, my mobile phone suddenly rang, and took out my mobile phone to see, it was Xiao Ling sister. I didn't take the cheap guy anymore, pushed the door and went out, stood in the corridor and answered the phone: "Hey."

"Xiaolong, I didn't want to disturb you, but I want to know if you have reached the capital safely." Xiao Lingjie's voice of concern passed over.

My heart warmed: "Well, arrived safely, we stayed at the XX hotel. How about you? How is the injury? Has the wound become scabed?"

"I'm fine, I thought ... you won't answer my phone."

I was about to speak, and a nosebleed suddenly flowed out, and at the same time I felt as if I was out of breath. I had to breathe very hard to make me feel comfortable, so my breathing gradually became more rapid. I hurriedly said to the phone: "Sister Ling, I am a little busy, I will tell you later."

She seemed to hear my rapid breathing and asked anxiously, "Xiaolong, what's the matter with Xiaolong?"

But I have hung up the phone.

Return to the house and rinse your nose while breathing with your mouth wide open! This situation lasted for about five minutes before it gradually subsided.

Lung failure. . . When I ca n’t breathe, it ’s my death.

Fortunately, the incidence is not very high.

The cheap man has been helping by the side. When I saw that my nose wasn't bleeding, he passed the towel and asked seriously, "Brother, are you sick?"

"No, I was tired of doing push-ups just now." I took the towel and wiped my nose, then returned to the room, took a little bit of ginseng from my backpack, and ate a few jujubes, lying in bed silently Silent.

Nose blood flows every day. In order to prevent excessive blood loss, I must eat more blood. Therefore, in addition to spells and shadow swords, I now carry blood-enriching foods such as jujube, ginseng, and gelatin.

After a while, I called Sister Xiaoling: "Sister Sister Ling, I'm sorry, I just had something wrong here, so I just hung up."

She asked softly, "Xiaolong, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?"

I smiled: "No, Sister Ling, how can you curse me for being ill? Well, you have a rest early, oh yes, there is one more thing, I am going to a mountainous area the day after tomorrow to deal with something, There may be no signal over there, but it wo n’t be too long, at least two or three days, and at most one week I will go back. "

"Xiaolong, if your body is uncomfortable, don't take the risk, I just want you to be healthy."

"Well, rest assured, you know my skill will not be in danger. First of all, Xiao Ling sister, you have a good rest, don't think about it, good night."

Hanging up the phone, I took a deep breath against the wall of the corridor. I really don't know how to deal with Xiao Lingjie. The doctor said that women are often in a bad mood, which will increase the chance of cancer, so in recent times, it is best not to make Xiao Ling sister angry. But my lung function was gradually exhausted, and my life was almost at the end. Being with her, after all, still hurt her. . .

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