The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Yushitai and Jianyuan are collectively called "Taiwan Jian", responsible for the impeachment of hundreds of officials, a bit like modern commissions for discipline inspection.

Yushi is not easy to do. It's not just casual impeachment. They have to submit a monthly report every month... Oh no, the monthly lesson is given to the official, and it contains the inspection report of the month.

This monthly check of homework is really stressful. If the performance is always not as good as other colleagues, will the officials have any ideas?

And it's not all without punishment, there are some for newcomers. If the officials of the Second Division of Taiwan Admonishment have no performance within 100 days after taking office, they will either throw you to another department, or they will pay a fine called "Insult Taiwan Money."

What a shameful name to insult Taiwan money.

Because of poor business ability and failing to make achievements, our censors were dull on the table and paid fines.

Li Zeyun, a new Yushi who hadn't been making any corrections for two months, was so anxious that his **** was about to smoke. He always felt that the director had seen him recently, and he was not in a bad mood. Yesterday, I even said in front of my colleagues, without naming names, that it has been a long time since no one in Yushitai has paid for insulting Taiwan...

The era of Li Zeyun has entered, so these words are definitely not casually said! It must be hinting at him!

Li Zeyun also understood that many of the newcomers in front, and some of them in situations like him, were all transferred to other places. That would be even more humiliating. Paying a fine proves that it is rescued, but transferring away proves that it is not rescued.

Both are too embarrassing. Li Zeyun had to spin around like a top, staring at the officials, his eyes turned green.

Finally, he found out that the domestic slaves of Pang Taishi's trusted officials had committed the crime. No matter the three or seventy-one, he hurried to report it. I felt relieved. No matter who was behind him, I never heard that Pang Taishi was anxious now. Is it? All of them are going to be abolished after they are passed on. If it hadn't happened to Guangnan, then all the will would have come down.

On the second day after the memorial was handed in, a servant came to summon him, saying that the official wanted to see Li Zeyun.

The colleagues looked at Li Zeyun, including the director.

Li Zeyun was at a loss. He didn't know why the official wanted to see him in person. His impeachment should be very small. Is there any background behind that official that he doesn't know?

The director of Yushitai, that is, Yushi Zhongcheng coughed, and said, "Go, what are you still waiting for?"

Li Zeyun carefully looked at his color, then bowed and retreated.

Li Zeyun tried to find out what happened to the servant, but unfortunately, they refused to disclose that he wanted to send money, but they didn't accept it, which made him even more nervous.

After entering the hall, I saw the official sitting for a few cases and was reviewing the memorial. After seeing Li Zeyun coming, he put down the pen and ordered him to sit down.

Li Zeyun sat down tremblingly, afraid to look at the official's face.

Renzong and Yan Yue said: "Li Qing has been in Yushitai for more than two months, right? Are you not used to it?"

Li Zeyun suddenly got tense and wanted to faint. Oh my god, is there really something wrong with his impeachment that caused the officials to feel that he was not suitable for staying in Yushitai?

"No, no, no... Ah yes, indeed, it's a bit too weak..." Li Zeyun stunned and replied.

"Then, you really wrote this?" Renzong took out a memorial.

Li Zeyun: "Huh?"

He didn't react for a while.

Renzong stretched out his hand, and Chen Lin finally made a memorial and got it to Li Zeyun.

Li Zeyun took the memorial and opened it suspiciously, and found that there was a piece of paper in it, which read "The world has its own land, the world governs its people, the world governs its soldiers, the hereditary, and the world governs its place. "The world enters its flow, the world is awarded by it." Although the character is middle-class, and it does not seem to be written with a brush, it is relatively hard, but the font is unprecedented. This is the only one that makes Li Zeyun, a calligraphy lover, a bright spot.

Moreover, Li Zeyun is also the imperial court official anyway, and he still has this political sense, and he instantly realized that it has something to do with the recent official troubles. When I think about this thing in my memorial, and the official's question, I sweated on my forehead in an instant.

"Officials, this thing is not written by the minister, and only Zhuo Jing and Shutong can touch the memorial at home, but they will never..." Li Zeyun said anxiously.

"Li Qing is not anxious, in fact, I think this method is very feasible." Renzong said lightly.

Li Zeyun was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Weichen doesn't know its source."

Renzong pondered for a moment, "Li Qing, go back and have a good chat with the book boy and his wife. The court employs people regardless of origin..."

Li Zeyun almost couldn't listen to the latter words, and he was completely dizzy.

...

Li Zeyun’s family was open for dinner. Li Zeyun’s wife, Luo Shi, served the Lang Jun. She also came from a family of officials. After Li Zeyun was promoted, she was caught by her son-in-law and matched her. After the two got married, they were also very affectionate and quite close. Got.

Li Zeyun looked at Luo's profile, thinking in his heart that he had already tortured the book boy before. It was not like, but the wife is said to have studied poetry since childhood, especially love to read history books, and was more influenced by his family's ancestors and father. Isn't it...

"I'll do it myself." Li Zeyun saw that Luo Shi was about to serve soup for himself, and suddenly awakened.

Roche only thought that the Xianggong felt sorry for himself, so he smiled and stopped.

But in Li Zeyun's view, he was even more suspicious. He held Roche's hand and summoned the courage to say, "Madam, I know it all!"

Roche paled, "You, how did you know..."

Li Zeyun said excitedly: "The official told me that he takes this very seriously!"

Roche lost his voice: "What, the officials mind if I sell the singer-songwriter someone else gave you? Lang Jun, did I get into trouble? What is the status of the singer-songwriter?"

Li Zeyun: "Huh??"

——

"I am ambitious, and my heart is higher than the sky, so I actually became so as to bring children to others..." Yun Yan whispered back.

At this moment, he was squatting in the vegetable field of Kaifeng Mansion, bringing a group of small turnip heads to grow and pick vegetables, and from time to time he had to pull out the children who pulled the turnips and planted them into the soil.

Not far away, there is a group of famously boring, wealthy, well-established and leisurely clan families who are eating melon seeds and talking nonsense.

It's all the officials' fault, it's all the officials' fault!

Because of Renzong's words, these particularly idle clan families brought their children to Kaifeng Mansion today. Originally, it stands to reason that he called the artisans, introduced them to them, and then helped to communicate the requirements and so on, so that was enough.

However, Kaifeng Mansion is full of vegetable plots. Most of these clan children have never seen vegetable plots before, so they want to play on their own.

The parents were also confused, and they actually laughed and told Yun Yan to return to the "landlord" to take care of them and take them to play around in the field.

Yun Yan replied, and asked someone to quickly notify Bao Da to save his life, and only he could drive these people away. You said these are relatives of the emperor, princes and nobles, can they still go abroad? Yun Yan could only follow it temporarily.

"Brother, please help me pull this out." Yun Yan replied, and the trouser legs were pulled by someone. He looked down and saw that it was a four or five-year-old boy who was pointing to a carrot and said to him. There are still a few slices of radish tassels in it, probably because it failed to pull the radish.

"Oh, good." Yun Yan pulled out the white radish, white and fat, and held it to the little boy. He was guilty of old problems and couldn't help selling it: "Our Kaifeng Mansion’s water source is very special. Good, so the quality of the radishes grown is also very good. They are absorbent and sweet, and they are snapped up every time. Look at the radish that is plucked out without any mud, and it can be eaten as a pear. It is very sweet..."

As soon as Yun Yan finished speaking, he saw the little boy holding up the radish and taking a bite, leaving two front teeth marks on the radish.

Yun Yan replied: "..."

Why is this kid so honest? It doesn't mean that you don't need to wash it if you come out without mud!

However, it was too late. The little boy had already taken a bite, chewed twice, and said seriously: "It's really sweet."

At this time, the children next to them saw it and gathered around.

"Shisan Lang, give me a bite too..."

"Jusan Lang, I also want to..."

"Wait, dear princes, wash first, and only eat the radishes before washing!" Yun Yan yelled back quickly.

"What? You need to wash it?"

"This seems to be pulled out of the ground..."

"What? Turnips actually grow in the ground?"

Yun Yan fainted, took the radish and washed it, then cut it into small pieces with a knife and gave them to eat. I don't know what's wrong with these little kings and grandchildren, maybe there are too many good things to eat, a raw radish is also eaten with relish, and a big radish is finished.

Shisan Lang slapped his head, then raised his head and said back to Yun Yan: "Brother, come home with me. My yard is so big. You can help me grow radishes. It's not good to stay in Kaifeng Mansion, and you're tired of money. Few."

Yun Yan replied: "..."

"Hey, help me plant it, my yard is also quite big, oh, I still want to plant that vegetable, it's so beautiful..."

"Me too!"

"Come back with me, I will give you five pennies every month."

Yun Yan replied: "..."

Damn, these little lords are really promising! One 6 has to fly! If he loses his job in the future, can he really consider running a happy farm for others?

"No, he has promised to help me grow radishes."

At this time, a familiar voice rang behind him, and Yun Yan suddenly felt relieved and shouted, "Xiao Chu."

Zhao Yunchu came over with a smile, "I'm here to work today, and Baofutai called me to rescue you. He is busy now."

Yun Yan replied faintly: "If you come later, I won't be good."

Those children saluted Zhao Yunchu. Some recognized him and some did not recognize him, but the ones who recognized him were the ones who did not recognize him. They finally shouted out. They are basically Zhao Yunchu's nephews.

Zhao Yunchu nodded in response, smiled, and replied to Yun Yan: "I also hurry up, because I'm afraid that Brother Yan will be snatched away."

Yun Yan looked back at the people who were asking him to grow vegetables, and shook his head helplessly. No matter how cute the children are, the more the number of them will make the head bigger, especially this group of clan houses.

Look again, those parents who had been sitting nonsense, after seeing Zhao Yunchu, also came over. Although Zhao Yunchu was not the first in the previous examinations, his later development was the best in the clan. Of course, these people wanted to get close to him.

Zhao Yunchu simply asked all his cousins ​​to go for a drink. They naturally refused and ordered the children to be sent back. He and Zhao Yunchu went to talk about relatives, so that Yunyan was relieved naturally.

Before leaving, the Thirteenth Lang who took the lead in eating radishes pulled La Yunyan back and asked seriously: "Brother, do you really want to abandon Uncle Yunchu and plant radishes for me?"

Yun Yan replied with a stunned smile, and then said with a smile: "No, we have already made an appointment. People don't stand without trust."

Shisan Lang was suspicious, "But I didn't see you make an appointment before, when did you make an appointment?"

Yun Yan thought about it, "About twelve years ago, by the way, at that time he also called my brother...so you also called my brother, probably because of a mess."

Jujuro worked hard to figure out when it was twelve years ago, and finally found that it was a bit long, he hadn't been born yet, and he sighed like an adult.

"..." Yun Yan was speechless and said back to the last topic, "I think you can ask your family to ask an old farmer to help you plant it. It should be better than me."

A trace of disappointment appeared on Shisan Lang's small face, "But I am afraid that people are not as fun as you."

Yun Yan replied: "..."

What an evil feudal society...

Shisan Lang glanced at him regretfully, "Brother, if you regret it, come to Runan County Prince's Mansion to find me, my name is Zhao Zongshi." After that, he ran away.

Huh?

Huh? !

Zhao Zongshi? ?

Yun Yan replied: Wait! Let me hug my thighs first!