The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Li Cang had rarely interacted with living people, let alone children of this age. He was scared from the bottom of his heart. With Lao Wang, Li Lace, and Tai Xiaoyi as his courage, Li Cang walked over stiffly like a puppet: "Hello, children!"

"Hello, Teacher Cang!"

Yes, they are all teachers, so it's easy to call them.

Although the three little ones have perfectly integrated into the children's faces and bodies, their actual age is many years older than the children, just not much older. They are arranged here because they have to learn cultural courses and adapt to social rules from scratch.

When the three little ones saw Li Cang coming over, they smiled so much that their big eyes narrowed, and they chattered about their classmates.

In fact, the three little ones did not make particularly good friends in school. They were too beautiful, and their origins and personalities were so strange that they were naturally the type that was easily isolated. Li Cang could hear that they just remembered the names of each classmate and were not really familiar with them.

Li Cang thought about it and felt that he had to help the three little guys break through the class barriers and truly integrate into the classmates: "I often hear the three little guys mention you. I take good care of them and they are all good friends, so I have a gift for you!"

The big friend sitting next to Lao Wang, who was nearly 1.8 meters tall, whispered: "You won't also give us a package ticket to Baiyujing, right?"

The enthusiastic smile on the face of the head teacher froze instantly.

Li Cang: ? ? ?

Fuck, you idiot surnamed Wang, look at what evil you have done!

Li Cang pretended not to hear it and snapped his fingers. The skeleton door opened. A huge indescribable thing with a huge head and ghost fire stared at it with scarlet eyes comparable to three rooms and one living room. It looked around for a while before reluctantly making way for a three-dog carrying a large bag to come over - well, the three-dog is the first-class anthropomorphic one among all the servants of fate. It looks more like that when it puts on clothes.

"Well, brother likes to do some handicrafts. These little things are all carved by me. Don't be shy, pick the ones you like."

Ding-dang-dang.

A bunch of bone carvings of various sizes.

Li Cang's craftsmanship is basically to retain the original structure and do some artistic creation, so after opening the big and small packages, all kinds of skulls, spines, ribs, fans, fangs and claws immediately covered the table.

At this moment, the head teacher's expression was not only frozen, but the whole person was in a shaky state!

Children: "."

Such an explosive gift once reminded the children of the fear of being dominated by the zombie boss in the exercise that they had just gotten rid of with great difficulty. After a pause, extremely synchronized and rhythmic crying resounded throughout the cafeteria. Eyes from all directions drifted to the source of the sound, and everyone was curious about what happened over there.

Li Cang almost fled in a panic in the end.

Bei Zhikang, Wu Nansen, Zhao Yang and other bigwigs at the table watched the whole process speechlessly, smacking their lips, not knowing how to make peace.

Wu Nansen rarely interacted with Li Cang, and secretly asked Zhao Yang: "Has this kid been to Duan Li recently?"

"Yes!" Zhao Yang said: "Li Zi said that psychological counseling is quite useful!"

"Do you think it looks useful?"

"Emmmm"

Over there, Lao Wang patted Li Cang's shoulder with a serious expression to comfort him: "Think about everything on the bright side, our goal has been achieved, at least we don't have to worry about some blind little bastards bullying the three little guys in the future!"

Li Leisi muttered: "This is more than not being bullied."

He didn't finish his words, but those who understand understand.

Well, to some extent, this is also a disguised inheritance. After all, it was particularly difficult for Li Cang to make friends at that time.

So Li Cang naturally left the afternoon's art performance early and ran away with his bucket. Recently, he really didn't get any low-level zombies that he could sell to the school at a reasonable price. He actually felt bad for the expectant and cautious looks of those school leaders.

Qin Zhenzhen, the assistant and secretary assigned by the base, was of course indispensable. She was counting on her fingers for Li Cang: "Master Wang said he had something to do. Aunt Lei Lei left but there was a boss battle in the afternoon. She probably won't show up for several days. The instructor has to go to the third island chain to deal with the problem. Aunt Jin and Aunt Kong are not at home either. But Xu Gong asked you to go to the Academy of Sciences again. Do you want me to help you turn it down?"

"Turn it down! No!"

"Then shall we go back to the villa in Wenquan Mountain? Anyway, no one knows, so why not go back to Sky Island secretly." Qin Zhenzhen was obviously determined to stand in the same trench with Li Cang, and even dared to take such a dangerous proposal. She looked at Li Cang's face and said, "Or should we go out to relax and eat?"

" Nothing else?"

"Nothing for now." Qin Zhenzhen pondered for a while, "Wu Yisong and Sister Jiaojiao seem to be planning a wedding, the date has not been decided yet, but you have to prepare gifts in advance, I won't help you think about the gifts, Martinis came to ask you if you have returned to the base a few days ago, but it doesn't seem like anything happened, well, and the instructor's relatives, okay, let's not talk about them"

"Suo Zhihui."

"Humph, you just remembered it!" Qin Zhenzhen pouted and said, "Huihui is in seclusion, her bloodline ability has reached the second level, she is so mysterious, even I haven't seen her for a long time, by the way, you are going to see Doctor Duan, it's been two months, the boss asked several times and I helped you keep it a secret!"

Li Cang put his hands together and presented a crystal clear coin: "Female hero who saves people from suffering, female bodhisattva, can you help me keep it secret for another two months?"

Qin Zhenzhen put away the coin with a smile: "You are bribing public officials, it's so blatant!"

"I'll add more money!"

Qin Zhenzhen stretched out her little hand, and Li Cang added another coin.

She smiled sweetly and brilliantly: "No!"

"Then give it back to me!"

"No!"

Qin Zhenzhen, who beat up Master Cang, waved her delicate hand and looked very generous: "Two coins are enough, let's go, don't be so gloomy, be good, come out of Dr. Duan and I can treat you to the roasted rabbit and roasted chicken of the little sister-in-law at the gate of the fortress and drink beer!"

Li Cang reminded: "That rabbit seems to be only two or three work points!"

"But there is still wine! Boss Bei said that when you are a man, you should take one step and look three steps ahead. These two coins cover the compensation for your drunkenness and damaging other people's things~"

Well, who taught these people around me? Who learned from whom? They are getting worse and worse.

The two bought a few bags of sugar-roasted chestnuts and roasted hazelnuts on the roadside. They ate them and threw the shells into the roadside ditch without any manners while staggering towards the direction of the Academy of Sciences. Qin Zhenzhen urged: "Hurry up, do you think it's so easy to hide for two months? Do you know how much risk I took for you?"

"Comrade, you just accepted my bribe!"

"What bribe? I don't know!"

"I don't want to bother with you. The guy surnamed Xu should be off work at this time. I don't want to be caught by him. It's so uncomfortable to be a mascot and be visited by people."

"Not off work yet, wait for me to send a message, I'll find someone I know to help you get him, and it's guaranteed to be foolproof!"

"Stop talking, this bribe was not in vain, it's still a little bit useful."

"Tsk, I'm a powerful lady. Teacher Cang, I told you in advance that there is no one in every department of this base that I don't know and no matter what I can't do, you might even ask me for something one day, then don't blame me for being too bold in my attitude of killing the rich!"

"You're awesome, I look forward to that day coming soon."

Although Qin Zhenzhen's tone was joking, she was not bragging, and there was very little water between the lines. As the apple of the eye of Boss Bei, Boss Wu, and Boss Zhao's eye, a legendary existence that can make Bei Zhikang output emoticons in various serious occasions, in the eyes of certain organizations or individuals, this little lady is simply at the same level as the Zenith Star God of War, not only to be coaxed and praised, but even worshipped.