The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Although Li Cang's professional skills in interpersonal communication are still lacking, he may not be worth 0.005 jars, but he is good at using physical means to open green channels.

Oh yes

The opportunistic Li also took a set of photos of the two snakes that were shipped back with a grand delivery ceremony two days later. He boldly named them the victory of Li's diplomacy and planned to post them on the forum in the future to highlight the island's material resources. The abundant strategic talent reserve is strong.

It’s not surprising that people, as creatures, are more likely to yearn for something the less they have nothing.

Letitia had a look of disbelief on her face. Why did she go to other people's islands to talk about how to make a meal, but when she came back, her attitude changed drastically? She even felt that she had found a kind of thing in the other person's eyes. Something to respect rather than looking at a walking, talking corpse.

"From now on, you two will be Mr. Cang's royal diplomats!" Lao Wang, who couldn't help laughing, made a squeaking sound, "Skilled jobs, scarce talents, you know what I mean, you don't have to risk your life for Big Leizi. You ladies are working as Internet administrators and bathers, so remember to learn two more foreign languages. Our island still has to rely on your diplomatic team to keep its appearance!"

Li Cang: "Ah, yes, yes!"

A certain purgatory demon who did not want to be named looked unhappy, and his scarlet tongue licked his shallow lips that showed signs of malnutrition:

"Master, I'm so hungry~"

This is complaining about the stinginess of the fantasy island chain. They engage in diplomacy and come back with an empty stomach. Liliana has every reason to believe that the other side is quite lacking in etiquette.

Li Cang was now in a very happy state of mind, and he pointed magnanimously at the fantasy passage ahead: "Those bugs are crunchy, and their protein content is nine times that of beef."

Liliana curled her lips in grievance, her eyes showing the arrogance and pickiness of the Great Demon of Purgatory. She didn't despise such a soulless thing like bugs from the bottom of her heart. She was used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and even eating ribs from a roadside stall would not be a problem. It makes sense, but isn't it a bit too much to ask people to go swill in the trash can?

The airspace provided by the other party for them to be stationed is behind the umbrella-shaped defense line based on the tip of the entire island chain. It is very close. In the gorgeous halo, there are waves of plasma flowing from time to time, and the air is faintly filled with the volatilization unique to insects. Sexual aroma, and weird odor.

"Does this thing have radiation?" Lao Wang pinched his chin and said seriously, "I heard that super strong radiation will cause large areas of air to be ionized and produce odor. Look at the clouds and mountains in front of you. The entire subspace is polluted. It belongs to Yes!”

Yes, this guy can always master it inexplicably and forcefully output strange knowledge points in an insignificant way when others are caught off guard.

Li Cang stared forward faintly: "It may be a complete insect. Comrade Lao Wang, do you have a surprise to open the blind box now?"

"Not at all!"

"Your sense of humor is disappointing, go ahead and do the work!"

"Now? Don't wait for the next line."

Gou Kun flicked his tail and took away five people, including Liliana. His uncontrolled body shape rose from the ground like a meteorite that defied physics, dragging an evil dark green halo, and the fire shone in all directions.

"It smells like ladybugs, a little bit heady." Li Cang emphasized: "The little lady is in front of the defense line, hiding on the spot to coordinate with us. As soon as we arrive, they will immediately stop using the few high-power energy matrix cannons. Although they didn't rely on that thing originally, Dalei brought the Marauder's Map and paid attention to the actual distance of the fantasy passage. Calculate how long we have left after the parking time is over at the speed of the empty island. Even if the thunder tree matures across a layer of fantasy It’s probably hard to come back, well, not including you and others, I only have this one chance, so I won’t let it go to waste.”

Once again, the shortcomings of a ruler and the strengths of an inch are Li Cang's favorite way of communication.

Gou Kun lowered the distance slightly, and the young lady summoned the owl and Huahua, and jumped down from the air. The moment the tiger was perched on the island, several haloes of light spread from the feet like electric currents along the ground in all directions, and then, Tai Xiaoyi's figure Disappear in place.

"Damn, I have an ominous premonition. I always feel that something bad is coming from this guy's stomach." Lao Wang muttered and looked at Li Laisi, "The last time I felt like this was when he cheated on me. When, do you understand what I mean?”

Li Laisi looked him up and down: "If you sell by the pound, you are indeed worth a lot more than me, but I think he may not have time to talk to you now. Master Wang is worrying too much."

"I just think it was you who comforted me, Timi."

Lao Wang swore he smelled disgust, in a physical sense.

The spectacular umbrella-shaped defense line demonstrates the rough and wild aesthetics of violence. The umbrella surface with a radius of hundreds of kilometers is made up of giant vines connected with countless empty islands. It is suspended rather than cast. Ice crystals are poured into the gaps, making the umbrella surface Like a shield, the ice edges are like thorns, pulling the island chain behind it to wind, like a snake-shaped sharp arrow across the sky, pointing at the illusory passage, with the force of breaking bamboo and the murderous intent lingering.

At the critical moment, Lao Wang said something else: "Tsk, if that birdman Xiahou Haiwei saw this, he would be so scared that he would have to go to all the trouble to kill him, so he could just straighten up the formation. Let’s work together, the master of Fangsei’s lair!”

emmm

Even Li Cang couldn't refute what he said. There was a hint of refinement in the sloppiness, and a hint of reliability in the outrageousness.

However, in front of such a huge defense line, it was surprisingly quiet at the moment.

Amidst the roar of the giant cannons, only some subordinates belonging to the fantasy island chain can be seen sporadically. The huge figures of the five types of Zerg under the master of the nest that were vaguely visible just now have completely disappeared. This place does not look like a line of defense or a battlefield at all. , there is only a piece of destroyed land, corpses, ruins and silence.

Li Leisi opened her eyes wide, and she didn't know whether it was envy or speechlessness: "These people can even pull insects into the lawn illusion?"

Lao Wang was extremely disdainful: "Hey, the illusion is pretty much the same. It's just a bit of a fantasy to deal with the worms with just the rags in the lawn. Guess how many people they have to fill the illusion in a day and how many rounds it takes to hold off the insects?" Kill one?"

Li Cang said: "This strength is already pretty good, but unfortunately the skill is highly bound to the illusion and is worthless after going out. Even dragging the entire island chain illusion onto the track line to scrape the land is particularly interesting."

No one else could pick up the conversation.

This guy has been thinking about putting a large base settlement on the track for more than a day or two. He is not satisfied with being forced to enjoy misfortune in Dongjun Island Chain Yuketra Hill. His level of craziness is better than that of a certain person. Zenith Star Enterprises, which uses human life as a social experiment and has been working tirelessly to bring warmth to the countryside throughout its life, is no less generous.

Li Cang Laowang Liliana jumped straight down from a height of several hundred meters, shattering the rocky surface with a bang, causing spider web-like cracks to splash into the rubble and a cloud of dust and dust.

This is already the edge of the defense line, but anyway, as long as the volume is large enough, no matter whether it is round, flat, square, or pointed, at least it is a flat surface visually, not to mention that the slightly chaotic gravity field is willing to cooperate.

"That's so rude." Li Laixi waved her hands with disgust as if she were swatting flies away from Gou Kun, and went to the illusory passage to conduct surveying and mapping, "You just have to wait and see, I'll join you!"

"Holy shit, I'm so handsome, my landing is so flawless!"

Lao Wang pointed his middle finger at the top, took out a vacuum metal can like a badminton tube, poked it into the stone, and stood firm. The metal can made a bang sound, the top lid exploded, and the wall of the can turned into four pieces, revealing the inside. A long and slender frozen arm.

"It doesn't matter how much of this thing this bitch has stored. Every time I go to the freezer, I'm always worried, for fear that I might open the wrong freezer and take out this bitch's claws and stew them as pig's trotters!"

"I don't know, maybe a few hundred or a thousand."

Liliana suddenly interjected: "The two souls of the Mistress are perfect and pure. The light of the souls generated when they interact is as blazing as the solar wind. Even in purgatory, you can easily become a king. Why should you care about the main material world? Shallow death?"

At this time, a Zerg gargoyle with electric and fire burning bat-like wings and tattered wings appeared out of thin air above several people, interrupting the symposium of the three guys. Two more people appeared at the same time as the gargoyle. A burly black-haired man whose upper body was half-naked, only wearing armor on key parts, and whose lower body was simply covered with animal skins.

The two big men had been lingering with the gargoyle in the lawn illusion for a long time. They seemed to have no idea what was going on outside. One of them was stunned for a moment: "Fake, when will it be the damn yellow-skinned monkey's turn to go to the battlefield? , hello, you guys, Vietnam?”

As he spoke, he raised his eyelids with his two middle fingers and made a squinting face.

This opening statement, this action, this sudden but pure and unadulterated malice, Li Cang was stunned for a moment, then his eyebrows stood up, he stepped dozens of meters away, punched the opponent's door, the big man sneered, and waved almost more than Li Cang directly raised his fist three times and punched back straight.

The black-haired man's entire arm was thrown directly behind his back in a weird twisted shape, and arc-shaped shock waves burst out at the junction of his fist and his feet.

Boom.

The next second, the person was kneeling upright in the broken stone pit, and his knees looked broken.

"wtf"

Another strong man jumped several meters away after being excited. He watched helplessly as the other man pinched his comrade's face and lifted him off the ground. Scarlet red flames intertwined with strands of dark flames surged out from his palms, shaped like a trumpet. .

Phew~

It was like the sound of a glass of water being poured into a fluffy pile of straw ashes. The skin and flesh of his companion instantly exploded into fluffy embers and flew away, filling every inch of space with a diameter of several hundred meters. A body that seemed to have gone through the previous The centuries-old wind and sun had turned gray and pale, but the intact bones disintegrated half a beat later, and piled up at the opponent's feet. The blazing flames and strong wind not only destroyed the man's body, but the angle was just right to include the gargoyle above. The stone statue The ghost let out an earth-shattering howl and lost an arm.

"Damn it, you're the one who's causing trouble if you're so pretentious!" Lao Wang's eyes shone, "When did you master this soul-eating hand?"

Li Cang looked at the clean skull, stood it squarely on the pile of bones, and patted it: "Is this one? I just thought of it recently. It can be used on Gou Kun. It’s no problem to use my own hand as a trigger point, but it’s an unexpected surprise that the initial caliber can be condensed to the size of my palm.”

Liliana rushed forward like a vicious dog that heard the sound of the rice bowl, circling the pile of bones, and even leaned down to sniff the skull, but accidentally inhaled the ashes and sneezed several times in a row: "Sneeze! Where is the soul? Why not?"

"You, you, you," Olevig, who had peed his pants in his pocket, could not say a complete sentence, "Who are you?"

"A more accurate description would be a business partner. Does being friends with a racist make you feel that he is special or that you are special?"

"nonono, I don't know, I really do."

Li Cang asked: "I attacked him just now, why wasn't he forced into the illusion?"

"We are fighting partners. We pull the Zerg into the illusion at the same time. Then only one person will attack, and the other person will bring the other person out." Olevig swallowed hard, "Before coming out, he had transferred all the seeds to me. In your hand, so——"

"So he is the little snack you specially left for others, right~" Liliana's voice was charming and soft, and her performance was as stable as ever. At this time, even the tea-smelling Suo Zhihui was not as good as her. 1. "Master, you are a true gentleman and I love you!"

Combining the context and the behavior of this woman who is so beautiful and seductive that one would be ashamed of herself, it can be called a strange behavior. Even a fool knows what the ingredients list of her so-called snacks is. Olevig is horrified. For a moment, this fear is even amplified. Far beyond the level where his companions were crushed to ashes just now.

"I, I, I'm not familiar with Andreas. We are just temporary teammates. Please trust me."

When Olevig raised his head again and glanced forward timidly from the corner of his eye, he found that the other two had already walked away, and they were working together to break the wings of the Zerg gargoyle that had almost drained all their seeds. Pull down.

"Have you eaten yet? Use some strength. This thing can dig out a few ounces of meat with just the thing on its wings!"

"What a bastard. If I'm full, I'll be looking for food all over the place. Besides, this thing's strength value of 1.6kc is pretty slippery on the surface. How fucking hard should I use my head?"

"Would you like to eat the roasted food?"

"I'll eat your grandma!"

The absurd picture gave Olevig an illusion that the whole world was distorted. Liliana's face in front of him was now real and blurred, and a strong feeling of dizziness surged into Olevig's brain, but again I really didn't dare to faint.

"Sneeze~" Liliana bent down and examined his face for a long time, then finally turned around and swam away with her beautiful snake tail, "You smell really bad!!"

Olevig didn't care to think about why a person came out with a snake's tail, and rolled and crawled towards the rear defense line.

Smelly?

That's right!

I'm never going to take a bath in my fucking life!

there.

A gargoyle that had gone through several rounds of group fights in the illusion space would never be able to do anything while being controlled by Old King Li Cang. After a brief struggle, its two wings decisively separated from the body. Then he was stabbed through the head with a knife.

"Damn, the vitality of this thing is so strong. The only animal form that can reach this level without relying on skills is probably a bug. Speaking of which, is this thing considered a complete body? I feel like it is no better than Uktra. How strong was Hill back then?"

The insect that was hammered through the brain is still writhing wildly, but the gargoyle is neither a plague digger nor a picker, and death is only a matter of time. The combat logic of dragging each one into the fantasy island chain after catching it is a bit restrained. It has to go through two rounds of limited-number Zerg sea tactics, namely Fantasy Passage and Warp Storm. Unfortunately, no other Zerg can descend from the sky to provide off-site support or recover materials.

"I thought it would be more lively." Li Cang was suddenly stunned when he was guarding this extremely empty battlefield. "I'm afraid those guys have fooled me. Is there something wrong with this warp storm? I can't spray out a few of them at all." insect?"

"It seems unlikely." Lao Wang kicked out a Zerg chitin shell that was half buried in the earth and rocks, revealing several twisted human corpses underneath. "Look, they didn't even have time to collect the corpses."

Li Cang's battery was fully charged in an instant. With a snap of his fingers, a bunch of villains jumped out and opened their own homologous channels: "Young men, let your father and I plow this area first!"

"Li Cang, you look like that old lady who picks up rags~"

"I'm dissatisfied with the world where you scavengers have to be beggars. Don't talk nonsense. Just go over there and watch Ergouzi doing things."

"Gan!"