The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

On the other side of the swimming pool, Qi Shaozu, who was leaning against the rooftop fence, raised his eyebrows and said to Mai Zhicong in a frivolous and playful tone: "Did you see that they went down with prey that suits your appetite? Tsk, the sheep has fallen into the tiger's mouth. It's hard to calm down." ah!"

Mai Zhicong drank a large glass of wine: "Fuck you! You two have the same surname and are full of evil. Before you came here, your father who stole my sister-in-law didn't tell you to watch more and talk less and be honest. A nice vase?”

"Ha" Qi Shaozu just wanted to be bored. He was scolded by names in front of a group of companions and female companions, and he immediately lost his face, "Brothers know in their hearts that we are not serious people anyway. I came by invitation. To put it bluntly, this kind of situation is just a beauty hunting bureau. Once people are invited, everyone helps each other. One person can't drain the pond dry, so Ya Ting will use a sword at the base. Do you really think that everyone will fall for his tricks?”

"Be careful what you say. This is someone else's territory. Besides, look at other people's faces. What's your level and what's the level of others? I don't know what level I'm in."

"Ha, then tell me what my level is?" Qi Shaozu cocked his neck and squinted at the other companion who was talking, "Money can make all the difference. No matter how awesome he is, he wasn't even able to catch up a few days ago. Talk to me about business!"

"Huh? Even if I agree with you, then you, I, are at the same fucking level as me. When we meet at the wine table, you and I might have to say, "This is my business partner, please give me some advice." "Uncle, I'm pouring you a glass of wine. I still have two big brothers above me, but I can't take my turn. How about you, if you have any use, you still want to play with us gangsters?" Zhicong sneered: "You've been holding this and that in your mouth all day long. You have so many hammers. You can't even mess with us in front of our second generation ancestors who are so stupid. Can you hold two taels of sesame oil in your belly?" Say, it’s a shameful thing!”

"Mai Zhicong, I will fuck your mother!!!"

Qi Shaozu's voice was really noisy. The independent band that was playing maintained good quality and was not affected at all. However, the people around him seemed to have pressed the pause button and turned their heads to look.

How fresh hey!

Where did this weird stupid young man dare to act like a monster at Teacher Cang's party and drive a life accelerator?

"This gentleman."

As soon as Manager Wang took a step forward, he was kicked to the ground by the angry Qi Shaozu. My family named Mai has a business cooperation with his father, but who do you think you are?

They were used to being lawless at the base, and it was common for them to criticize each other. Mai Zhicong was already upset and was talking quickly. After saying that, he felt a little regretful on the spot, but Qi Shaozu's kick made even him confused. "Qi Zi, are you fucking crazy?"

"Ha, you and I pretend to be your mother--"

Before Qi Shaozu could finish speaking, a hand pinched the back of his neck and lifted him off the ground. His voice suddenly stopped. As soon as the golden light emerged from his body, it was forced back into his body by some force, and it was tight. His muscles also became loose.

"Who? Who the hell are you? Do you know who I am?"

Click.

Then a corner tablecloth.

After taking off his chin and stuffing the tablecloth, the sideshow rubbed the saliva on his hands onto Qi Shaozu's back, scratched his head again, and showed a shy and delicate smile to the stunned onlookers: "Hey, um, little one Sister-in-law, is this guy also a friend of Brother Cang?”

Bai Huazi looked left and right, her pupils dilated, and she pointed at herself: "Me, me?"

"Then it looks like we don't know each other." The side show picked up Qi Shaozu's neck and walked forward like a dead dog. He suddenly turned around and said, "You guys, together, pack up and get out of here. Don't affect me." Brother Cang is excited!”

Mai Zhicong and others were deeply hurt by this careless look. The feeling that although they maintained eye contact but didn't bother to look at them more was almost the same as when they found a half-clothed beggar on the roadside and muttered. Why are there still poor people in this world who can't afford to eat?

Suffocated and desperate.

Mai Zhicong suddenly felt a chill. Without saying a word, he followed Bian Xiu downstairs with his body shrunken. When he came out, he happened to meet another group of high-spirited and well-dressed men and women arriving at the villa in the middle of the mountain. He was curious about them. Pointing.

"Get out~"

The side show threw Qi Shaozu to the ground and kicked him.

"Hey, Brother Bian, what's going on?"

"How do I know what's going on? I just saw these things causing trouble. Do you know them?"

"My brothers and sisters are the most unlucky ones in the world. They usually have trouble even asking for leave in the army. How can they know anyone else? Maybe they are from areas B and C outside? Who cares!" The guy who spoke! He pulled the side show and left, "Isn't that right? When the old man found out that Teacher Cang was looking for someone to play with, he made us all come over in a hurry. Brother Bian, Brother Bian, you are familiar with Teacher Cang. You can introduce him later. Recognize this person, we can’t afford to look down upon that person when we look at him with a black eye!”

"Stop, stop, stop, Brother Cang is annoying you with such a familiar face, please control it!" Bian Xiu said angrily, with a hint of admiration on his delicate face, "Well, Brother Cang is quite reserved. Not only can I fight, but I can also make friends much better than me. Isn't it difficult to deal with your Zhao Hei Lian and Old Monster Tao? Brother Cang can make friends with them, and that old Heima. Tinis, damn, as soon as I see him, I can’t help but want to beat him.”

"That's great. I said that those old guys are unreliable. They are so old and don't know anything about us young people. Hey, Brother Bian, is Teacher Cang really as good at fighting as they say? Don't worry. I mean, put aside those bloody scenes. Do you have a chance to fight?"

"Can you think of something useful in your head all day? Look for yourself. Doesn't the situation above look like they are setting up a ring for you at any time? Wouldn't it be nice to find a partner for yourself? I'm afraid you can't even see a single soldier sister in your monk temple?"

"Fuck? So many girls? This is heaven "Is it right!" Si Baofeng's eyes were almost like a kaleidoscope, dazzled, "No, wait, Brother Bian, you mean you have found a partner? What! When did it happen? I haven't seen you for a few months!"

Bian Xiu coughed: "What? What? Sister-in-law! You don't understand such a simple truth that the one with a big fist is called brother and the one with a big chest is called sister-in-law?"

"Okay, brother, does your sister-in-law have any sisters or girlfriends?"

"Ask your sister-in-law yourself!"

Bian Xiu took a few people back upstairs, and seeing that the incident just now did not cause any waves, he couldn't help but feel proud for a while.

Ha, it's my fault, it's stable, this wave is definitely better than the stupid old Xu of the Academy of Sciences to make an appointment with Brother Cang first, and take credit while it's hot, the chicken coward only knows how to tinker in the laboratory dog, and he really got scared when there are too many people.

Si Baofeng and Wu Chuanshan were like mice in a rice jar. They kept turning their eyes around at the long legs all over the world, but it was not enough. Their brains almost crashed: "Brother Bian, which one is the sister-in-law?"

"Sister Ting, Sister Ting, hey, come here, come here, let me introduce my younger brother to you!"

A tall woman in an ink-and-wash cheongsam turned her head after hearing the voice, smiled and stroked the hair beside her ears, then apologized to the person she was talking to, and walked towards a group of young men in a graceful manner, holding Bian Xiu's arm: "Hello everyone, I am Meng Fanting, Bian Xiu's girlfriend, maybe older than you, just call me Sister Ting."

"Hello Sister Ting!"

A group of young men and women from the army couldn't speak clearly. After chatting for a while, Meng Fanting had another friend coming over, so she had to smile apologetically to Bian Xiu and others, and gestured to come over later.

"Sister-in-law, you go ahead and do your work first!"

"Yes, yes, yes, don't worry about us!"

"Brother Bian, you are awesome. You are the concubine of a warlord!"

"Sister-in-law, it is indeed the eldest sister-in-law. Brother Bian is awesome!"

Bian Xiu was anxious: "Damn, why did you say your sister-in-law?"

"We are all rough people. Don't pay attention to those details. Brother Bian, you are too awesome. Tell us how you know each other. Give us some experience. We also like mature and stable big sisters!"

Several girls were unhappy: "Si Baofeng, are you disgusting?"

"That's right."

"Brother Bian, how old is your sister-in-law?"

"What does your sister-in-law do? She has a strong aura."

While Si Baofeng was still licking, the bold Wu Chuanshan had already started to work: "Sister, sister, your painting is so beautiful. The painting is like the person. Can I add you as a friend-"

"Fuck! You have to call this sister-in-law too!" Bian Xiu almost spit out a mouthful of blood, Pull this guy away from Bai Huazi, whose mouth was open in an O shape: "Sorry, sorry, ahem, this idiot has gone crazy!"

"I have to call her sister-in-law?" Wu Chuanshan made an arc gesture on his chest, "I don't accept it! I'm not wrong! Oh, don't hit me, how did I know I have two sisters-in-law?"

Bian Xiu stuffed this guy back into the chair: "That one is not your sister-in-law, I have to call her sister-in-law, um, little sister-in-law!"

"I know all those teachers of Teacher Cang, oh my god. She can't be next door, um, you-know-who"

"Shut up! Don't even mention it!" Bian Xiu rolled his eyes wildly, "Be careful that your fate will be directly blown up by that person's luck, forget it, you don't understand!"

I don't know how Lao Wang shook people. Anyway, the cars in front of the villa in the middle of the mountain are almost parked along the road for several kilometers and people are still coming. The people in the property management office are quick to organize people to arrange downstairs. Manager Wang, who was kicked, is as energetic as if he had been injected with chicken blood.

"What? The things I want haven't arrived yet? Are you guys eating shit? What nonsense! Don't I know that your place is my headquarters? Call your leader right now! Damn it, I want to ask him if he still wants to work!" After hanging up the phone, Mike Wang turned on the intercom: "Headquarters will send someone back immediately, hold on, yes, downstairs must also be arranged, the first and third floors have no more reception capacity, don't worry about other things, if the swimming pool is not enough, there are ponds, if the pond is not enough, there are waterfalls, comrades, remember, this is a war, the most concrete war in your workplace history, if you lose, you will get the minimum living allowance, if you win, you will get a promotion, all of you give your best!"

"Yes sir, got it!! "

When Li Cang came out, he looked downstairs, hey, guess what, the world is full of colorful heads.

He gritted his teeth and sucked blood for a while.

[Cang: Mr. Wang, where the hell are you hiding, what's going on, I don't know any of these people! 】

【Craftsman Master Wang: What's the point of having an acquaintance commit a crime? Let your father help you see the evil of human nature. Wow, welcome to the world of adults! 】

A spotlight from nowhere suddenly hit Li Cang, even the three little ones Duan Li, Huo Wen and others next to him. Li Cang's face turned pale, and Huo Wen, who was wearing a bath towel, lost focus and shook her head. Fortunately, I didn't faint directly.

The speakers placed around half of the villa sounded an exciting sound rhythm, and the roar of Lao Wang broke the earth: "Let us welcome the initiator of this party, the great magician walking corpse three feet high in the sky was born from the ground. Mr. Li Cang, the distributor of the terminator Xiaocoin Zaizi!

Li Cang: (;`)

Let me die, someone will take me out and kill me to cheer for everyone here!

Li Cang's expression, laughter and tears were all dried up by the air, but there is one thing to say. Under the management of Lao Wang and a group of people from the property management office, this swimming pool barbecue party at least achieved a stable, harmonious and civilized atmosphere. Everyone can find their own place in the party, and everyone is quite satisfied.

Even in the evening, Dalei Zi, who was addicted to the dungeon and was unwilling to come, brought the Ghost Fire Sisters to focus on the scene.

After what could be described as the first few happy days in his life, Big Lao Wang was a little swollen: "Tsk, Lei Zi, do you see, our pig has finally learned how to eat cabbage, is it a little crisis-conscious now?"

"Well, Huo Wen, I met her once before when I went to the Academy of Sciences!" Li Laixi, who was showing off her barbecue, didn't even raise her head: "In this group fight, everyone has learned to find helpers. If there are more people, it will be useful. If Xiao Russo could have brought him two independent dance troupes five years ago, hehe, if my moral bottom line is still a straight line, then my bottom line is a trap, she can do anything! "

Lao Wang was speechless and clinked the wine bottle with the woman helplessly.

"Why aren't you here, young lady? You're not lost, are you?" Li Laisi drained the entire beer bottle in several sips, "Here, your group of little plague gods are chasing after you again, hurry up and drive away to save your name." Gu’s little girl pestered my mother to give her a tattoo to help her unify the campus!”

Lao Wang cursed, dropped the wine bottle, bowed his head, and the dog was about to sneak into the crowd.

"If you run away again, I'll tell you that I'm pregnant with your child!"

"Hold the grass!"

With a snap, very quickly, Lao Wang covered Gu Mengxi's mouth as fast as a flash of light.

"Who is pregnant with——"

The young lady appeared behind Li Lei, staring at Lao Wang, Gu Mengxi and Zhao Xiaoshuang, who was trying hard to hold up her chest and raise her head, her eyebrows gradually knitted together.

Hey, I haven't slept well for two days again, and I'm seeing stars. I'm going to have a lower living allowance today, and I'm asking for some votes to help me sleep.