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World famous paintings!

Li Cang turned his head back, and Bai Huazi lowered his eyelids speechlessly: "I'm painting, I'm painting."

There is no horror in the world that can be compared to the horror of urging someone to update in person, especially when the person urging someone to update is named Li Cang. Bai Huazi is weak, pitiful, and helpless, and can't even think of delaying the manuscript.

Of course, as the moral high ground of the entire Sky Island, the gentle and virtuous young lady would definitely not embarrass Lao Wang in front of outsiders. She just gave Lao Wang a casual look, while Zhao Xiaoshuang and Gu Mengxi were caught on the spot by the Queen, and their expressions were visibly flustered. After they raised their heads and built up their mentality, they honestly called people: "Hello, Sister Tai."

To be honest, their tone was as if they were calling Grandma Tai.

Tai Xiaoyi pinched her brows: "No classes today?"

"Yeah, no!"

"Go play, no drinking, go back before 11 o'clock!"

"Oh"

Old Wang was pardoned: "Young lady is mighty and domineering, young lady is the best in the world, young lady saves the poor, little--"

Tai Xiaoyi ignored him: "Leilei, your dark circles are back, auntie hasn't seen you for two years, it's hard to have time to spend more time with her, can't you play games anytime?"

The plastic sisters who followed behind to join in the fun but didn't see the fun but almost became the fun themselves all shrank their necks in unison, Li Leisi felt guilty: "Rao Qifang is only fresh for two days, if I hang around in front of her for one more day, I will get beaten for one more day, oh, I will catch up in two or three days, just two or three days, good young lady, um, you drink this, produced by the new brewery in the base, it tastes great!"

Old Wang added flatteringly: " Right, right, it's just that the alcohol content is a bit low!"

Li Cang snorted: "Can you still get drunk? Does it matter what kind of wine you drink? Isn't it the same as drinking electrolyte water?"

"It's not Li Cang. If you don't want to drink, then don't drink. No one is too full to persuade you to drink this drunkard's wine. Stop spoiling the fun, okay!"

"Hetui, moral depression!"

Lao Wang's eyes suddenly lit up: "Fuck, you know how to play. Which little cutie came up with this idea to play with alien antelopes here?"

The place farthest from the waterfall was the most colorful and fierce. I don't know which idiot actually stole the alien antelopes that the master chef used for barbecue, and used pillars and ribbons to surround a place and started playing. At first, no one paid much attention. Later, the people in the villa halfway up the mountain rushed over there. Seeing the excited and fanatical appearance of those female fairies with shining eyes, they were even more excited than a group of men who were sitting in the bank and organizing the game.

Emmmm, think about it, this thing is much more interesting than fighting electronic crickets. Winning or losing is not important. Whoever is cheating will be embarrassed. The winner only gets the right to choose a mate and the right to bark. If you lose, you will be socially dead and your soul will be destroyed. It's cruel.

"Teacher Cang, I have a hunch. I think we will go down in history as the initiators of bringing the alienated antelope to the base. This thing may become a conventional measurement standard in some industries in the future. The guys in the base are blessed!"

When Lao Wang said this, his expression was actually quite serious, but there seemed to be a little suspicious sense of superiority on his face.

"Aren't you surnamed Wang? Have you fallen so low as to compare yourself to a child?"

"Open your dog eyes and look carefully. There are no children here. Most of them are older than me. I am still a baby!"

"Do you think I am talking about my age?"

"Well, I do want to go back to Sky Island!"

"Huh?"

Old Wang looked deep, and said while shaking the wine bottle with a bit of boredom: "I suddenly feel quite bored. Damn it, it's all your fault. You have polluted me into your shape. Now you want me to show off to guys like them, I don't feel any sense of accomplishment at all. Isn't life just for showing off? What's the point of living without being able to show off in front of others? Just say, it's boring, boring!" Li Lace nodded slightly to show partial agreement. Li Cang didn't know what to say for a moment. The young lady also said with a smile: "Don't pay attention to him. If he still thinks so after washing his feet next time, let my hams spend the rainy season in the coldest days of winter!" Wow~ This is equivalent to a poisonous oath for the young lady! "Don't be so excited, Xiaoxiao, try this slow-roasted beef." Li Cang pushed a dozen pieces of beef shoulder meat that was charred on the outside and tender pink and juicy on the inside to the young lady and cut off a piece. "Yes, it's a bit special, with that smoky nutty flavor. It feels good to eat it occasionally." "The good thing about good meat is that it's not easy to make it taste bad." Tai Xiaoyi said after tasting it: "It's delicious, but this color always makes me feel that it's not fully cooked. It may also be because I ate too much roasted meat on the track. In comparison, I I still prefer the big pot you stew with firewood outside, and then stew some wild vegetables and mushrooms after the meat is eaten. That taste is heart-warming and stomach-warming. "

Li Leisi said happily: "Yes, yes, yes! The young lady is very much in my heart! Li Cang is just too lazy. Unless he wants to eat, no one can make him stew a pot every night? Isn't it wonderful for you to eat meat while the young lady and I stew vegetables and mushrooms?"

"I might as well make a super big pot next time and keep it on for 24 hours. It's nothing more than finding a three-dog to clean it and let it be responsible for adding some firewood and soup~"

"I'm not saying, wait, wait, wait, let's be reasonable, it's not salty for you to talk about all these handsome guys and girls in the world without even taking a look at the music, listening to games, playing or drinking. Are you polite about something that is not trivial? Are you worthy of my hard work?"

"Hey, he's not as good-looking as my Li Cang!"

"It's noisy"

Lao Wang was completely speechless. He felt that he had really sacrificed too much for this family and the unity and friendship of this family.

After Li Laixi solemnly expressed her loyalty, she began to wink: "What new tricks are they doing over there? Are there any performances coming soon? Does Wang have any exciting shows?"

Lao Wang squeezed back: "Don't worry while I do the work, there will be a midnight show!"

Li Cang sighed, glad that he didn't have any concerns about sleep quality: "Don't go too far, otherwise the neighbors will knock on your door if you continue to trouble them!"

"Stop talking nonsense. You are the only one living alone for several kilometers. Besides, who do you think those guys are?"

"wipe"

Looking at the dozens of people dragging their families with their misfits and their cautious and curious babies, the answer is obvious. You can always trust Big Laowang in this matter. He is really perfect and perfect.

After all, the side show was once a ruthless kid who left his name in the history of Baiyu Beijing. He really admired and admired Lao Wang, but he really didn’t have any decent adjectives in his mind. After the whole party, the single guy almost went crazy with him. , with his older brother, uh, big size, uh, and his considerate elder sister standing beside him: "They are the ones who are really happy. Alas, I was born at the wrong time. Why didn't I meet Cang?" The teacher was so anxious to join the base before, I cried to death!”

Meng Fanting handed Bian Xiu a large glass of beer with a smile, touched him with a smile, and then took a sip of the red wine in his glass: "Did he reject you just now?"

The side show was a little envious of his girlfriend's intellectual and elegant temperament, but he really couldn't learn to drink red wine, so he drank a whole glass of beer angrily, wiped his mouth, and looked around: "Well, I want to compete with Brother Cang. , Brother Cang said that the track line is a matter of life and death, so there is no need to compete. I thought about it, and the style of painting today is really not suitable. Also, Sister Ting, do you know? Brother Cang said that we can do it when we are free. I wanted to go to his empty island to gain experience early on, but unfortunately I had training every time they went there, so I missed it perfectly!”

emmm, I can only say that young people are still too young.

This has something to do with the painting style. After all, the side show is a serious "scientific background" carefully crafted by Nightingale. Our elegant guide magician, leaving aside the mountains of corpses and the sea of ​​dogs, he may not even be able to set up a military style boxing. Can fight all the beards and tails!

Discuss?

Wrestling in the cesspit while washing people's faces with the burning of Isolaye?

The sideshow who was deceived obviously didn't know that he was the idol that Brother Cang cherished so much. That person's dignity and elegance were only based on killing all the witnesses. Not a blade of grass was left alive, and every dog ​​that passed by was slapped twice. !

"I know, I know, it's reckless." Meng Fanting's tone sounded a little doting, and he smiled brightly and said: "Come with me, Jinxin and the others want to meet you. By the way, I will be at Yuli for dinner tomorrow. Ya made a reservation, don’t you like their steak and caramel pudding the most?”

"Ah" Bian Xiu's eyes lit up, and he was humbled for a moment, "No, I have training tomorrow, who knows when it will end."

"Then, help you pack it to work?"

"No, no, how much do you need to bring? Those bastards are all bastards. Not only do they steal food and drink, but they also give it back."

"I know, 'Xiu'er, our mother is here to deliver food again', right?"

"Sister Ting, don't listen to those bullies' nonsense. I'll beat them to death to vent your anger!"

"Goose, goose, it's okay. They are quite interesting, and I'm older than you. How about I treat them to a meal sometime next time?"

"A bunch of mouthy weirdos, they can't even speak politely to you when they see you in person, so asking them to eat is worse than feeding a dog."

"Did you spend all your salary this month again?"

"Ahem."

"Don't be afraid, little brother. After training, you will accompany me to climb the mountain. Can my sister give you pocket money?"

"Sister Ting. Sister Ting, please don't do this."

"Goose goose goose! Who would have thought that the famous Chief of the Stafford Colosseum is not only a young boy, but also has to live a tight life on a meager military allowance. Oh yes, he has been deprived of food. Let me think about it. What’s the reason? What happened in Bai Yujing?”

"sister!!!"

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore." Seeing that the sideshow was getting anxious, Meng Fanting said with a smile: "Haven't Stafford's resources in the Colosseum been all used up? The base has used part of it, but Li Cang's part is still there. Even if he changes hands to Jin Yujing, you should at least have a three-way handover ceremony, right? "

"Hey! Sister Ting is awesome! Why didn't I think of that!"

"Then? Deal? Come hike with me after training!"

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Three poles in the sun.

Partying all night long should be a memorable event for a normal person, but when Li Cang saw the "bodies" all over the lawn and walk, he felt a bit bitter that he couldn't throw all these things into the mill. deep.

Groups of doglegs came out of the homologous passage: "Go and clean up. Well, first take down the two hundred and fifty from the top of the rockery and waterfall and see if they are dead."

Needless to say, San Gouzi is not on the same level of wisdom as Big Gouzi and Er Gouzi. If those black-skinned idiots come over to inspect the goods, the best result is probably to chew off an arm and leg. The one who called must have failed, and the one who didn't called was of course responsible for adding extra food.

King Mike from the property management office also stayed up all night yesterday, and his people were all lying down together. He forced himself to bring a group of capable people from the headquarters to harvest Qiu'er, and by the way, he mentioned the matter of professional housekeepers to Li Cang.

"Then it's usually here"

"Oh, Miss Suo and Miss Qin should have cleaned it up personally. It can be seen that the two ladies really care about this house. A large mountain villa like this is actually no less than a small castle. Generally, it has At least one professionally trained and loyal housekeeper is responsible for managing the service team, such as gardeners, chefs, cleaning staff, etc.”

Li Cang nodded to express his understanding: "Do you have any ready-made ones over there?"

"Yes, we are responsible for more than 80% of the owners in Mingxi Town. You can rest assured about the security and privacy. I can arrange for the best housekeepers to visit you later, led by Ms. Suo and Ms. Qin personally selected a housekeeper who is in charge of the villa, you see."

"Please."

"Don't dare."

King Mike did his best yesterday, so even if he got beaten, he still had to give him face.

But this hasn’t happened yet. King Mike has already begun to envy a certain lucky guy. If he were not responsible for the main affairs of Mingxi Town and was not a professional housekeeper, I, King Mike, would definitely take this position——

It really can’t be done!

The boss is a woman, so you can't use Timi's knife to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings!

After a rough night, Suo Zhihui, who was addicted to the hostess, still hadn't woken up. Li Cang picked her up from the bed with blank eyes. When Qin Zhenzhen heard that she was about to receive a private butler, she immediately became confused: "What?" ?Butler? Can I, I, I really deserve that? I, I, I, am I already a capitalist?"

"Why are you making such a fuss! If you make any more noise, I will kill you dogs!"

Bang!

They didn't finish the job and fell down. The prodigal women drank tons of wine before they lay down for an hour or two. It would be damned if they could get up!

The second floor is the overall layout. There is only this empty hall-like room. The three of them want to go out and can only carefully avoid the corpses lying on the floor. Li Cang's mouth twitches: "It's like a crime scene. The wine is not as good as this." As for me, how can they sleep at their age?"

Qin Zhenzhen: "Huh?"