The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Li Cang smacked his lips for a long time, then reluctantly opened his mouth: "Well, we."

"This is all about the base enjoying bonuses and enjoying welfare units. You are different." Kong Jingqiao directly took over the conversation and said with a smile, "If you have this heart, just go back and give out two dinners. The whole base But I can’t think of anyone more suitable than you to serve as a propaganda model to expand our influence.”

Li Cang: "."

Between asking for face and money, Teacher Cang chose to bury his teammates without hesitation.

"Old Wang, go!"

"I fucking know you're a book-burning guy! I know all my brothers, friends, and teammates are worse than a fucking dog in the eyes of this guy! You're just a token hesitation!"

"I'm just going to give some food and warmth to the hungry and cold young ladies. You're so shameless and you still care about being in public and killing two birds with one stone?"

"I'm not going! I'm not there with XP! Haven't we already cultivated two diplomatic ambassador-level items on our island? Let them go!"

"Snakes are temperature-changing animals."

"The status of co-authoring me in the world is not as good as that of two and a half people?"

After nagging for a long time, Li Cang finally became impatient: "Don't you have any idea whether to let them go to deliver food or to hold a banquet? Fifty, do you want to go or not?"

"Don't even think about it, at least a hundred!"

"make a deal!"

"Little miss??"

Tai Xiaoyi blinked and couldn't stop laughing herself: "Fifty, but Zhong can't go."

"become"

Lao Wang's teeth were almost broken: "I firmly cannot allow a mere copper-smelling thing to corrupt your will and our feelings! Twenty is twenty! I will bite my tongue and eat this!"

Vertical competition is so vicious. The little lady who has fifty more is equal to her fifty less. One hundred golden melon seeds have already gone out every time. Besides, I am the one who is short of those three melons and two dates. He remains calm. Naturally, taking thirty rebates is the right way in the world!

Rao Qifang: "So what are they talking about?"

Kong Jingqiao: “emmm”

Jin Yujing smiled and took out an exquisite skin bag embroidered with koi fish from her bag, and took out a few shiny golden melon seeds: "This is a directional circulation wishing currency that has been given special meaning on the empty island. Secretly Let me tell you, it’s very effective!”

"Even you?"

"Give me some!"

"That won't work!" Jin Yujing couldn't help it, and quickly stuffed the leather bag back into her bag, "This is what I won last time playing mahjong on the island, and that's all in total. Besides, I just give it to you. You can’t use it. In principle, this thing is not allowed to be given as a gift~"

Jealousy made Rao Qifang change beyond recognition, and he said unwillingly: "Isn't robbery possible?"

Fortunately, Rao Qifang, who had not even put down her chopsticks, was called away by a phone call from the base. Kong Jingqiao also drove away. Jin Yujing breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Then it's settled, we'll go tomorrow. To promote the ski resort, it doesn’t matter whether you show your face or not, the main thing is to create excitement!”

Lao Wang said: "Not showing your face? I bet, Aunt Jin, you have a lot of ideas to make us into living ornaments tomorrow! It's weird, isn't it just a snow resort, is it worth the war of your God of Wealth?"

Jin Yujing's eyes flickered, and she pretended to be shy and said: "It's a chain~"

"Good guy!"

The chain definitely doesn’t just mean chaining at the base. It can only be said that Jin Yujing is indeed Jin Yujing. Compared with the poor Bai Yujing who was forced to disperse her wealth, Aunt Jin opened a chain of ski resorts after hoarding food all over the world. , even the amusement parks and haunted houses have taken advantage of the situation to launch new scenes. The wind is rising at the end of Qingping, and it is true that this cold wave has been clearly arranged.

After the meal, several people had a heated discussion about whether to go to the snow resort first to collect the polar bears and penguins as gifts or to go to the archery first to ride the Q version of the pony that condensed the blood and bones of Teacher Qian'er. In the end, Tai Xiaoyi convinced him with one sentence Everyone: "The ski resort will open tomorrow. It will definitely not be fun. We have to promote it and there are so many people. It's better to wait for another day."

"Yes, yes, just stop and leave, so as not to be touched by others."

"Can you not go?"

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The next day, at the archery dojo, Li Cang, who was wearing a dark-colored Hanfu, was thinking deeply about Da Leizi, who was carrying two penguins on his shoulders and a polar bear on his back.

Polar bears obviously don't have as high an emotional intelligence as Huahua and penguins, and their personalities are quite tough. They were punched so hard that they didn't give in until they fainted, so that now they look as soft as a bearskin cloak.

The service staff at the archery field have experienced the world and have seen the world. They smiled without twitching the corners of their mouths: "Miss, we provide pet storage services here. You can go change clothes first, and we will make arrangements for you. Where’s the little baby~”

"Oh~"

Li Laisi, who was shaken and doubtful about her affinity with furry, responded gloomily, carefully placed a polar bear and two emperor penguins into the arms of three staff members and entered the locker room.

Two penguins and a polar bear were stunned for half a second. The polar bear flopped down on its nest, and a weak voice came from under its thick long fur: "Help."

"I wipe it?"

"Ah this! I thought he could really be carried! I was shocked just now!"

Li Cang, who was not far away, pinched the center of his eyebrows vigorously. As a reserved person like me, why on earth do the people around me wear conspicuous bags? Why?

"How do you like it?" Lao Wang, who was also wearing Hanfu, showed off his sleeves with a sense of unbridledness, "Are the clothes suitable? I have reported everyone's sizes a long time ago, so you can tell me whether I am considerate or not!"

"It's just shooting arrows, do you have to wear something like this? It's so pretentious!"

"The might of the Han Dynasty!" Lao Wang looked at himself and then at Li Cang, curled his lips, took a deep breath to melt his lower abdomen, and moved a few steps to the side before he felt a little safer, "You'd be the odd one out if you don't wear anything in this place. Although you look a little rough, you still have to pay attention to a sense of ritual in life, right?"

"."

Li Cang was speechless.

You, Timi, are so unlucky to wear a white outfit like a three-layered candied haws that has become a spirit. Do I owe you something? Why should I be despised by a candied haws?

He casually picked up a very distinctive flat silver pot of drink from the table in the rest waiting area, but he only drank half of it and spit it out: "Damn, mare's milk wine?"

Old Wang grinned: "I solemnly emphasize! That thing is called milky sweet rice wine!!"

Two young ladies with three-point confusion, three-point hesitation and three-point panic in their eyes hurried forward, poured out a little of the liquid in the small pot, looked carefully, smelled carefully, and tasted it, and said weakly: "No, it's not wrong, this is heated sweet rice wine, and the customers say it tastes good"

Well, this is a normal person.

And

This is an ordinary person. Except for some fanatical fans, ordinary people should not scream "I want to give birth to a baby for you" when they see Li Cang, the notorious and evil track line, the well-known executioner and the knife-head maniac. It is normal to be terrified. If possible, can you not go to this B class?

Li Cang's face was a little red.

I don't know if it was too embarrassing or the smell of alcohol on his face or both.

Old Wang probably felt guilty today, and didn't even make fun of this: "Wow, they're out, oh my god, that's not right, how come we're all wearing Hanfu and she's wearing Mongolian clothes, these two big shoulder pads look like a cloak!"

Li Cang rested his chin on his hand, not feeling strange at all: "It's just right for her to wear this thing, when she rides on a horse, everyone here except those with black eyes will die!"

Old Wang smacked his lips: "Tsk, it has the flavor of an iron hoof expedition to the west, Teacher Cang, I have to test you now, guess what Europeans can understand besides German, no, Humming!"

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"You two have been together for so long and you haven't quarreled yet?" Li Lasi looked strange at first, and then her eyes became hot, "Oh, this young man, hey, hey, are you willing to come into my golden tent to have a chat ? "

Old Wang: "Hey, hey, hey, you guys should at least respect me!"

Li Leisi frowned: "This warrior, please respect yourself. Since you have kidnapped someone, take the reward and go down!"

"Damn" Old Wang said aggrievedly, "Miss"

Tai Xiaoyi was only busy laughing, and had no time to care about him: "This place is pretty good. Well, when do we start playing, and how is the reward for throwing pots calculated?"

Li Cang's scalp exploded and he slid back directly: "Then you guys play, I won't disturb you, I'm leaving first, haha, Old Wang Kongdao is going to give birth, I'm rushing to deliver the baby."

"Still want to run? Give it to you!"

It's so funny, Teacher Cang is such a shrewd and calculating person, he lost a lot in mahjong, which he is relatively good at, and came to a field that he is not good at at all. Is this not robbery, can it be called exploitation?

The archery dojo is divided into fixed targets and live targets, and there is also the saying of shooting on foot and shooting on horseback. In short, it is quite complicated and retro, focusing on one profession.

After entering, Li Cang realized that this place was not unpopular. People were standing in front of the target, waiting for them to enter. A pair of eyes that were particularly concentrated and sharp due to archery training instantly fell here.

Li Cang: _(`」∠)_

It seems that only one of me and them can survive today

Hmm.

Thinking of this, I really feel much more comfortable. Teacher Ru Cang, who has a steely mind, sometimes needs the spirit of Ah Q. Otherwise, he can't just kill everyone with a knife, right?

Lao Wang didn't care about them, he clapped his hands and said, "Close the door!"

"Friends, comrades, comrades, today is a great, grand, memorable and celebratory day. A bosom friend is a friend indeed. I declare that the opening ceremony of the Cangjian Hall of the Baiyujing Branch and the fan meeting of Teacher Cang's appreciation conference are officially started!"

"Don't hide, why are you still so reserved, be confident, you have spent money to buy tickets, come out, hahaha!"

Hualala, the number of people increased tenfold in an instant.

Nine out of ten are women, and the remaining tenth are more fanatical and terrifying male mothers. In order to support, they even prepared light signs, banners, hand-held paper tube fireworks, big Kun Kun pillows, flowers, plush toys, four-person set figures, etc.

You don't need to look at the label to know that the only one in the entire base who dares to do this without authorization is Jin Yujing.

At a glance, Li Cang saw many familiar faces, such as his anti-fan leader, Qin Zhenzhen, who was dedicated to selling her candid photos in various groups, several nurses and head nurses in the first hospital, You Jinxin, who was stupid and rich and would buy anything on sale, and Li Qingyi, who was one-sidedly superior in seniority.

In addition, people like Bian Xiu, Liao Hongqing, and even Wu Yisong Jiaojiao and Song Qiang appeared in the crowd with a gloating look on their faces.

"Wang, I'm going to kill you."

"Shh, I'll give you 10%."

"50%!"

"20%!"

"At least 30%, who participated?"

"Qin Zhenzhen, Jin Yujing, Miss Lei Zi, Brother Zhao Yang, Feng——"

"Okay, shut up." Li Cang asked the sky speechlessly, "Placing the archery hall and the foot washing city together, it's a shame you can think of it!"

"Hey, you really don't care what kind of suture monster this is. You just asked if this place can become famous today. Also, what is the foot-washing city and not the foot-washing city? It's so ugly. There is no distinction between professions. There is no high or low in dreams. This is my long-cherished wish. Do you understand? Besides, I, Mr. Wang, am the largest shareholder of this place!"

Snap, snap, snap.

Sparse applause.

A group of staff distributed small cards to everyone, everyone who saw them had a share. What was written on it was the first [Daily Cup] Archery Trial Competition. It was signed by the 3/7 Base Archery Federation, and there were also the signatures of many sponsors. , the rewards are not wasted. In addition to a one-year top membership card and a foot-washing package, the champion also has real gold and platinum material rewards, such as a one million base work point card, such as a reservation card for dinner with the foursome. It is worth mentioning that one of the rewards is the right to use a small villa in Mingxi Town for one year. The location is excellent and the transportation is convenient, so it is easy to watch and feed.

The consequence of being unable to hold on was that Li Cang chose to abandon the treatment.

"Are you childish with the surname Wang?"

"Teacher Cang, are you happy?"

"roll!"

"Ha~"

Facts have proved that it is not easy to work as a camel in the scenic area, and it is also very hard work to make money while standing up.

Putting aside some undeniable and frustrating atypical facts, in fact, Li Cang still seems very gentle, polite and normal in interpersonal communication, just like the shy neighbor next door in the hearts of thousands of girls. This bamboo horse had already asked Lao Wang to ride a wooden donkey and cut him into pieces.

Teacher Cang had a calm expression on his face: "Isn't it just archery? Isn't it just a human being? Who is that? Come here and be the target!"

A staff member: "Ah?!"

"I mean, come here and get me an archery target. Your understanding is so poor!"

"."

Li Cang was wearing a black fish-scale pleated skirt, holding a heavy bow, and the bamboo basket around his waist looked clumsy and elegant. The arrows inside rolled around and made an irregular sound. Several girls on the staff saw it. She blushed and folded her legs, pushing and shoving Ai Ai in Qiqi, looking reserved and shy as if she was both afraid and afraid of not being able to come forward.

Lao Wang's eyes squinted, displeased, and sneered: "This is just a fixed ring target. Now we don't shoot live animals. In terms of points, you choose such a heavy bow because you want to deal splash damage and increase your hit rate?" "

Of course, it might have been more convincing if this guy wasn't sitting on a chair with his feet soaked in a foot bath tub and someone was massaging and pressing his feet.