The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Chapter 1523 Another day full of hope~

Li Lace and Lao Wang and others had basically the same opinion, and said with a smile: "After choosing the bow, you are not allowed to change it! Li Cang, are you giving up? Just waiting for a miracle when shooting a live target?"

The so-called live target is naturally not a moving ring target running on a track. Otherwise, do so many old people gather together and rely on ordering takeout to survive?

"You know nothing, this is called steady, the heavier the more stable!" Li Cang snorted and retorted: "It's you, you look like that, and now you wear this, I have to take a good look at how you draw the bow and arrow later!"

"If you have the ability to explain it clearly, what do you mean I look like that and wear this, what?"

"Tsk~"

The track line sparrow saint did not participate in the discussion. At this moment, he ignored the fact that he and Lao Wang were competitors and victims of the golden melon seeds, and actually pointed out the key points of Lao Wang's archery.

The heavy bows of 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 stones that Lao Wang had played with before had long been covered in dust and attracted many insects. Only Tai Xiaoyi was willing to pick up these things to try her skills, so the young lady was really proficient in archery and horse riding.

Li Cang was so disgusted: "You are cheating openly."

To be honest, this place, this scene, and this state are more or less half of Lao Wang's home court.

As for Li Cang, let alone the issue of whether it is an away game or not, it is better not to mention it directly.

Besides

This is really not a serious competition.

"Player No. 56, please do not interfere with Player No. 1's competition. Please stay on your own track!"

"38! 38! Please stop your face-to-face sneak shots! Your camera is about to hit our teacher Cang's butt! Tsk, it's still so fucking perky~"

"Comrade No. 129 Wide Mouth Bottle, I don't know how high a price you have reserved for Teacher Cang's towels, but put them back. Right now, there are so many towels at home, aren't they enough for you to sell?"

"Player No. 1? You're a fucking shot, aren't you? We all know that being handsome is a lifelong thing, but you can't live longer if you try to be handsome Hit rate!"

The bowstring and bow arm made a horrible groan that made people's teeth ache. Li Cang was about to strangle Lao Wang with the bowstring: "Can you, Timi, stop interfering with everyone's game?"

"We call this a competition commentary. It's professional!" Lao Wang casually put a small red sticker on himself, right next to the player's serial number sticker. Being both a player and a referee was a natural thing for him. "Why, as long as you don't shoot, no one can say that you can't shoot accurately, right?"

"Bang~"

The bowstring tore the air apart, and a loud thunder-like sound broke out.

A hole that was transparent from front to back appeared in the center of the ring target first. It seemed to be delayed for a few seconds. In an instant, it exploded into pieces, splashing a large cloud of residue and dust in the air. After two seconds, only half of the arrow was left outside the back wall, and the arrow without tail feathers was still trembling.

"There are such heavy bows in my Tiangong Field."

"The sound of the vibrating string is simply, ferocious!"

"Which bastard covered our teacher Cang so tightly? What kind of Hanfu is he wearing? He should just wear a small vest. I really want to see his back muscles when he draws the bow and puts the arrow. I am drooling just thinking about it. Such a beautiful body is actually covered in dust, a waste of natural resources, alas!"

With the current vision and motion capture capabilities of Lao Wang and Da Leizi, there is basically no need for high-speed cameras on the field. There were environmentalists who recognized carbon dioxide with their naked eyes before, and now what's wrong with us referees chasing arrows with our naked eyes?

It is precisely because of this that Lao Wang stared at Li Cang with a completely new look: "Fuck? Pinhole Ten Rings? Who are you? Who are you?"

"Basic exercises, calm, steady!" Li Cang said disdainfully: "It's your turn!"

Lao Wang thought to himself, how can you expect me to be steady with my fucking body of two or three hundred kilograms? He took a deep breath and stood up from the footbath, standing firmly on the edge of the bucket: "Oh, it's just so-so, I'll sell my head!"

Today, I'll let you see what it means to be invincible in a Feng Shui treasure land, a blessed land, and shoot the sky and the earth. The amplifier is activated!

The lady next to Bai Yujing who came to brush the KPI is obviously also a wonderful person. Not only did she turn on the heating function of the footbath, she even poured a pot of steaming new potion into it for Lao Wang.

Lao Wang gave the young lady a flirtatious look of appreciation, drew his bow and arrow, held his breath and concentrated, his pupils shrunk to the size of a needle tip, sharp as a knife, and the three layers of mixed Yuan even stretched out the beauty of muscle-like ruggedness and violence on his clothes with this breath.

"Buzz~"

The target did not move, and the arrow was still there.

Lao Wang laughed and grabbed the microphone arrogantly: "Competitor No. 1 missed the target, 0 rings; contestant No. 2 Neihuang 10, 10 points!"

Li Cang: "?"

"What are you looking at? You didn't even have a target, so what else is it if it's not missed?"

"6!"

It was a direct 6, and the onlookers who watched the excitement were dumbfounded, and praised Master Wang for his noble character and integrity.

"As long as there is a target?"

"Under the rules, there is no child or old man - what the hell are you doing with the thunder?"

"Release the target!"

Two more archery targets were placed in Li Laisi's arrow path. It made Lao Wang almost forget his own last name. Da Leizi didn't care about them and picked up three arrows in one go. In the shape of a beetle, he can draw his eagle bow like a full moon, and his arrows can pierce the sky and chase stars and the moon, showing a heroic appearance.

But there seemed to be something strange mixed in with the short vibrating sound of the bowstring. At the same time, Li Leisi let out a miserable moan. She threw the bow aside, hugged her chest with one hand and squatted down quickly.

The whole place was silent.

Li Cang raised his eyebrows and walked over happily: "Uh-huh, huh-huh~"

"Hmm, your mother is big, can she be a bit discerning?"

Li Cang pulled out a Sangouzi from the same source channel, took the clothes and put them around the girl: "Calm down, it's just a layer of the coat that is torn. Isn't it good inside~"

"Bullshit! Don't think I don't know how cautious you are!"

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Li Laixi came back after changing her clothes and muttered: "I lost my skills, I was careless. I was sailing against the current or retreating if I didn't advance. I forgot my movements. How could I make such a low-level mistake? If Rao Qifang had done this, Do you know you shouldn’t dip the whip on my hanging beam into cold water?”

Li Cang raised his thumb: "You are gifted, so it is inevitable, will you get purple?"

"Yeah" Li Laisi pursed her lips, "It'll be fine in a moment."

The elusive jar-mouthed comrade of the same style pursed his lips: "This is the trouble of happiness, people want it too~"

Li Laixi emphasized: "This is because of poor academic skills and unfamiliar movements!"

With her height and wingspan, she could still avoid this embarrassing and enviable situation for certain people by paying attention to it. It was only because of her family background that she had relatively little exposure to bows and arrows, and she did not learn the movements into instinct.

Qin Zhenzhen blinked her eyes and gestured to shoot an arrow, hitting the 7th ring in the red zone casually. She looked a little angry and wished she could take out her gun to make up for it on the spot.

As for Suo Zhihui.

Like Li Cang, she is a pure novice, so much so that her hastily directed shooting movements feel like dancing.

"Bah bang bang~" Lao Wang applauded, "Very good, great. Even the beginners didn't miss the target. It shows that they are indeed more talented than some people!"

Li Cang really wanted to press this guy's head into the foot bath bucket.

A large part of the people here are just slightly stronger ordinary people. They may not even be considered serious subordinates. Some people even come into contact with bows and arrows for the first time. Amateurs can no longer be amateurs. The arrow paths are quite satisfactory around the target. A teaching-like warm-up, followed by live target shooting and horseback riding are the truly worth looking forward to.

Lao Wang and the group of people worked out a very complicated scoring system. There are different points according to the type of prey, whether it is large or small, whether it is flying in the sky or running on the ground.

people.

Also scored.

As soon as the rules came out, Li Cang went numb and had a feeling of déjà vu. The last time this happened was the last time. When playing real-person CS, his timi was so miserable that he was killed by the first batch of "impregnable" defenses. disuse.

If you don’t want me to win, just say so!

I, Timi, only have one and a half bags of golden melon seeds left in my pocket!

If you want it, just take it!

I.

Did you say you wouldn't give it?

However, the rules may be a little more humanitarian than Li Cang thought. Although domineering force cannot be used, it at least ensures a relatively fair competition to a certain extent. People are not of the same level, but horses are of the same level. Ah - untrained, unharnessed, wild horses that have been tested in the Sky Island Age.

"How is it? Isn't it exciting? Is this a genius idea?" Lao Wang was even very proud, "I'm seriously warning everyone, this is archery on horseback and horseback riding, and it is strictly forbidden to use horses and people on horseback. I know some people do it in order to win. You can do whatever it takes~"

Li Cang: "."

Li Laisi was very dissatisfied: "Although they are quite cute, but what about the little pony? A small, fluffy, big, wet-eyed, cute little pony?"

Lao Wang grinned: "I'm telling you, grandma, if you have such long legs, you can't even drag them on the ground when you ride on it. That thing is for viewing, how can you use it for competition?"

“You just say whether it can be ridden or not and that’s it!”

"able"

There is a world behind the archery. Hundreds of wild and unruly horses rush out of the back door and directly enter a forest and snowfield. There are continuous small mountains with two basins sandwiched between three mountains. Every forest tree is covered with rime or frozen. , under the setting sun, the silver light of the snowfield is shining brightly, making people unable to open their eyes.

"The points-based prey will be released in thirty minutes. Now, comrades, form your own teams or find a place to hide. It's up to you~"

The sound of horse hooves is urgent, and the snow is like waves.

Everyone had almost left, but Li Cang's tall horse with dark and shiny fur still couldn't be broken open with tweezers. The white steam whistling in his nostrils became faster and faster. If the staff hadn't repeatedly confirmed that the horse was gone, he would have thought it was off. In one second, you can have a heart attack and be lying on the ground pouring foam.

The racecourse boy was confused and puzzled, but he still cautiously said truthfully: "He may be stressed. How about I change you to another horse?"

Li Cang has never been as speechless as today in his life: "By the way, is it a cat?"

Brother: "???"

Although this gentleman seemed quite approachable and refreshing, the racecourse guy still didn’t dare to talk nonsense, and just smiled with a half-embarrassed expression: “Horses are quite spiritual animals, and they may be able to detect some It’s hard to say what people can’t feel.”

The younger brother didn't finish what he said, but Li Cang understood the meaning: "I'm not interested in living people! And I'm really not a bloodthirsty maniac!"

"Hmm! So do you want another horse?"

Li Cang waved his hand feebly, and the little brother got out as if he had received an amnesty, and it was very smooth.

"I timi"

"The bastard named Wang did it on purpose!"

"What are you going to do now? Do you understand that it's a foul if Timi carries you? Isn't it disrespectful?"

Horse: "Hmph hum~"

He was panting as if he had a single-cylinder diesel engine in his mouth.

"ε=(ο｀*)))"

Zhuan Lancang led the horse and walked in the snow, leaving a long sled-like trace, just like a shovel holding a dog that would rather die than move even half a step. What bad intentions could there be in repairing a dog? Ma The same goes for children.

Li Cang has a strong desire to win, but due to the rules, he cannot carry the horse as fast as he can. Now this thing can't even stand up. If it is dragged like this, the horse may not survive.

"Another day full of merit!"

Li Cang can only hope that this guy will get to know him quickly. Not to mention riding, he must at least start walking. Let's be reasonable. My skills are not aimed at you. Why are you just joining in the fun? That?

The snowfield is dotted with red plums, and occasionally you can see the feathers of some pigeons or other birds. It can be seen that many people who came out in front have already left, but he is still here trying to reason with a horse.

Losing numbness.

"I finally found out, you, you, you are not a cat at all, you, Timi, are a donkey. Good guy, you dare to roll your eyes at me. If you have such ability, you should take two steps!"

"Did you see it? What is this? This is blood. If I were in the air force today, I would kill you later, remove your intestines, make dumplings and make buns. Hey, your nose is so good, how can you smell the wild onions in this mountain?" "

"Brother Minato, please don't lie down. I have no other intention, I really don't!"

"Let's just use this as a target, I tell you! Wait for them to come back after wandering around for a while, and then, ha, have you ever heard of borrowing arrows from a straw boat? No? Have you ever seen a hedgehog?"

Li Cang, who was chattering step by step, looking at the hoof prints all over the ground, looked like a silly boy on a spring outing.

Pa da~

A soft, clusterless arrow poked into the snow next to Li Cang. Li Cang didn't even hide. He grabbed the arrow and shot it fifty meters away in just three steps, even dragging a Hanhan that couldn't walk. The dark horse hit Qin Zhenzhen's head with three arrows.

"Ah! It hurts~" Qin Zhenzhen held her head and was about to cry. She pitifully exposed half of her palm-sized face from her elbow, "Will I be in your room at midnight tonight?"

very good.

It just means that no matter what, this beating cannot be in vain.