The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Tai Xiaoyi looked at the two people and said amusedly: "Why are you back again and they don't want to play with you two?"

"Haha, people said he was a variable and an uncontrollable factor, so I kicked him right away!"

"That's better than some people! You, interference body, get out of here!"

"Fart you!"

"You dog!"

"Don't argue, don't argue!" Tai Xiaoyi didn't even make a nest, throwing out a small bait to fundamentally resolve the dispute: "If this thing can be successful, is it better than alienated grains and meta-human growth promoters?" Is the value even higher?”

"Of course!" Lao Wang exclaimed, "One has to be eaten by those who are alive, and the other must be eaten to survive. Can it be the same concept? Mr. Ostowowsky once said that spending money buys life. No one thinks it’s expensive, it’s just because you’re poor!”

"No wonder the base attaches so much importance and sends so many people here." Tai Xiaoyi muttered, and then naturally raised another question: "But what if they don't buy it?"

"How could it not...hiss."

Taking into account several major mainstream rhythms on the forum, such as the Anglo-America faction, the Black African Progressive Movement faction, the bulk NATO faction, the Southeast Asian white-eyed wolf faction, the Australian native dog faction, and even the Bharat Monkey Show, which has its own national conditions here, This thing is really damn likely to happen again, ten thousand times. If I didn’t really have three melons and two dates in my hands, the epidemic compensation party and the vaccine handout party would really think they are Are you kidding me?

Besides, insect plagues are not epidemics.

This is a global-level event that requires the concerted will of the vast majority of people to deal with the outside world. Just one or two of you, no matter how hard you work, the population base will only be that much. And as Li Cang guessed, once the Zerg has accumulated enough insect-like forms, Based on the base number of the infection, what these insects put in are real insects, and they will give you a big mess when the time comes——

When you wake up, the sky is falling?

unimportant!

I'm short!

Whoever the hell loves to support!

Lu Xun: Yes, the world is like a huge boomerang. When it is thrown out, it seems to be nothing, but when it comes back and hits someone, it will definitely hurt.

Don't worry about whether it's me who gets angry or not. I'm so angry because I'm so angry. I'm barefoot and I'm afraid of you wearing shoes? Even if this medicine is available, it would be up to you, the responsible ones, to take the initiative and beg me to take it! Need more money!

What?

America agreed?

Which America?

What America?

What kind of bird shape can you make to be beautiful?

Who are you America? Latin America is used to living a good life, right? Everyone has glorious moments. Don’t take a moment as eternity. The past was the past and the present is the present. How about you bite me again? Maybe I will really I kneel down for you. Besides, if I step back ten thousand steps and speak, you won’t be able to hear me, right?

These are only a small part of what is imaginable. As for the unimaginable, it can only be said that reality is always more exciting than the plot.

Lao Wang frowned for a long time, then suddenly turned his face and said to Li Cang, "What about that, let's talk about your demographic dividend plan again?"

Li Cang seemed very clear: "What you are talking about is called public medical insurance. What we sell is actually private medical care. When the only fairness in the world is that the price of life remains the same and each person is limited to one purchase, They will definitely think of a way!"

chaos?

Isn’t this world chaotic enough? How many people died had nothing to do with my innocent teacher Bai Cang? It’s not like those capitalists were hung up from the street lights first. Besides, as long as you don’t feed them to bugs, then of course people all over the world have reasons to thank you for your kindness to the human race. What sacrifices and dedication you have made for righteousness!

"Dad! You are such a living dad! No, no, no! You are simply a living saint! Isn't this just a fucking battle royale? After two rounds of world-class battle royale, whoever is still alive still cares about insect resistance? To use the state-transforming infestation potion, don’t you have to directly bring your physique up to standard?”

This time, Lao Wang was indeed not acting strangely.

Instead, his eyes shone. Don't forget, this guy is a complete and utter extreme racist. According to his thinking, the world's population is discounted directly by folding it in half, and the remaining half is folded in half and given to him as gray animals. They are all dirty.

"If I lose, I will lose a little." Li Cang said with a look of pity on the people: "In that case, although the demographic dividend is unlikely to be reaped, at least the problem of insect infestation has been solved, so it is not completely unacceptable."

Lao Wang immediately followed suit: "Gu Guan, the so-called heroes in the world, only Cao and Juner!"

Tai Xiaoyi: "."

The poor little lady was completely numb.

She didn't understand, and she didn't understand why she had the illusion that she had instigated and helped others formulate a highly executable population reduction plan with just a few words.

Me, am I a villain?

Ah, yes, yes

My pie!

Then the little lady, who was already tired and numb, rushed into the kitchen and started fiddling with her pie. The pasta needed to be mixed with No. 42 concrete, and the Pulu pie couldn't be baked with four such pies, Aba Aba.

evening.

Li Cang ate the last piece of braised naan in his hand, and watched Li Laixi bombing a T tower for another piece of braised naan. He couldn't help but sigh that women are really crazy creatures. The calories consumed by this bitch are terrifying. Even a ton of braised naan can’t be replenished: “Come on, it’s the last group!”

"Get out! You are a bitch, you don't have any eyesight!" Li Leisi took the towel handed over by Letisia and wiped her face, wrapped it around her body, and pushed Li Cang off the old rocker: "Huh, does it look good?"

Li Cang patted his butt and got up: "What's the point of being covered in stinky sweat? I'm tired of it already. Don't think too much. I'll just find a place with a good signal and send five dogs and six dogs to patrol the surrounding airspace!"

"What if I don't wear a corset next time and wear a push-up instead?"

"That's a good feeling!"

"Progress~" Maybe he was in a good mood. This time, Li Laisi didn't talk about his aesthetic deformity. She sat there with a bit of air and ate bite by bite of the apple that Letitia had forked with a golden fork and had been cut into pieces. Pie, ostentatious and ostentatious like a concubine: "Hey, what's going on, little miss? The promised green apples are here, so sweet!"

Li Cang, the bold and bold woman who insisted on playing the main palace as the concubine, couldn't bear to see it: "This T Tower is no longer suitable for you, eliminate it, and ask the old king to make a few more sets another day. Also, you should let our mother I’ll help you make a joint progress plan, including Lilith’s training share, what do you think?”

"Tell her yourself!"

"I know, if you have any objections, I'll tell our mother right away!"

"You fart! I said, tell Lilith!"

"walk slowly!"

Li Leisi choked and rolled her eyes. For her, any form of communication with Lilith was basically just a formality, except for the skills based on fighting. After all, Lilith had her own ideas.

But for Li Cang

These problems have never been a problem.