The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Li Leisi stood up and threw two golden melon seeds like she was sending away a beggar: "Come here and let me kiss you, and then give me a bath!"

"Two seeds are only worthy of kissing my coat! But you can give me a bath!"

"Wow, Li, I hear your tone of seniority seems to be quite high, you are really tough when you talk and chat, is your wallet bulging again?"

"Hehe, my seniority has been very high in the past year!"

"How high?"

"Don't you call me that every day?"

"Arrogant! A villain is getting rich!"

The fact is, Li Leisi Li Leisi has been very humble for a long time recently. Some small quarrels with Lilith have forced her chess skills to rise sharply and her chess strength to plummet. Although the game of chess is the most interesting when there are wins and losses, it is not that there is no game experience when it is one-sided. It’s just that the increasingly abnormal physique of a certain red-bar giant and blue-bar perpetual motion machine makes Li Leisi swing happily like a rocking car, babbling: Daddy’s dad is called daddy, daddy’s mom is called mom~

Insect nest

After a set of silky little combos exclusive to Teacher Cang, Li Leisi was clearly arranged. She lazily stayed there and thought about how to have a luxurious and extravagant lunch: "By the way, what happened to your new rebellious son?"

"If you think my skills are not good enough, you can refuse to pay!"

"It hurts?"

Li Cang's mouth twitched: "The materials added forcibly are too complicated. Although the process is still running, I am afraid that my directional prayer can no longer be saved. I originally wanted to leave it to my precious spine, although that is even more slim."

"Didn't Lord Peregrine reward you once? The old man didn't even want it!"

"So I feel even more distressed!"

What a fucking logic, what a fucking brain circuit, Li Leisi suddenly beamed with joy again: "So, the elegant and decent road you lead the magician to can only be achieved by having a rebellious son, and you can only fall to the point of being with us, these vulgar warriors?"

Li Cang's teeth were almost broken, and he felt that his soul was being tortured: "This is a personal attack!"

"You should say: Come on, Leilei, keep going, you are great!"

"Why? ?"

"You are really a noble person who forgets things easily. I said this when you attacked me just now. I treat you as a national hero, how can you repay me?"

6!

A female bandit, you are really something!

"Which little wild cat are you thinking about? Good you, good you Li Cang, are you ignoring me when I talk to you now?"

"I'm wondering whether Transformers should buy life insurance or compulsory traffic insurance!"

Li Cang muttered unhappily and got up to cut the fruit plate. Li Lace has this pretentious little habit. She must eat snacks after the main meal. Who would have thought that this woman with disturbance alloy flowing in her bones and blood vessels is really made of water?

Draining the pond to entertain fish. There is a way to die!

"You're all sticky. I'll soak in the water for a while. You can get some honey from a beehive, steal some of the yogurt made by the young lady, and get some fruit to eat!" Li Leisi was lazily twitching there, saying, "That Li Xiaocang, your service awareness is still lacking. I have to strongly criticize you!"

Li Cang: [expressionless smile.jpg]

Young, strong, reasonable, and Timi are like father and daughter. They are so affectionate that they can't get enough. They didn't even get the fruit when they cut the fruit plate. They just sat there and ate each other, inseparable.

In the middle of the night, or it can be said that it was just about dawn, Li Cang suddenly slapped his thigh: "Fuck, it's not right."

Li Leisi was too lazy to open her eyes: "Are they safe?"

"The guys from the Academy of Sciences."

"Are they safe?"

Opening the prayer chat interface, he saw Duan Li's report: "Help! Help! Help! Help me!"    "It's terrible."

"I shouldn't believe anything these scientific research lunatics say. They keep saying that they have prepared absolutely enough food and water, but who would have thought that they actually prepared bigu pills!"

"What are they thinking? Is that kind of thing food? It's medicine! Medicine is three-tenths poisonous!"

A long list of messages shows how deep the resentment is.

"Li Cang."

Then came Huo Wen's pitiful two words and ellipsis.

First of all, this is definitely not pretentious.

Don't even think about what the bigu pills are made of as raw materials and for what purpose they are produced and manufactured. That thing is not a product that a normal person can accept in even a slightly normal situation.

The nutritional base is more than enough, the taste must be coated with sugar, and there is no sense of fullness. Based on the principle that I can't satisfy your appetite but I can destroy your appetite, this thing does not interfere with the taste of the raw materials excessively. It can be said that after peeling off a layer of sugar coating, there are basically only shells left. Some types of products do not even have this layer of sugar coating.

They are called Bigu Pills. The main point must be to stay alive. Don't care about those insignificant details. Just say whether you are still hungry or not.

Or, another pill?

Li Leisi said twice and fell asleep in a daze. Li Cang got up and rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to make food. It was too late to make it now. The big pot of stewed meat left over from the day, the messy fruits, the snack library of Da Leizi, and the private money of the young lady

all failed to escape Li Cang's sweep.

In total, several tons of stuff were tossed out. Standing in the wind and snow at the door of the temporary isolation laboratory, banging on the door: "Xu, hurry up, don't wait for me to kick this pile of junk to pieces before you bark at me. I told you not to take these unnecessary isolation measures, but you stubborn people refused to listen. But is it really a human idea that Timi can take fasting pills to prolong his life?"

After about three minutes, Xu Gong, who was so thin that he was almost starved to death by the colorful white coat, ran breathlessly to the back of the third-floor isolation door, waved at him repeatedly across the 36-meter vacuum sterilization passage, and then a screen appeared outside the door on Li Cang's side: "Teacher Cang, Teacher Cang, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, this is a misunderstanding, absolutely a misunderstanding, the logistics side prepared the materials according to the highest level of emergency operation, this this this"

"My most In a high-level emergency, you need to be sealed in the mill. You can ask the logistics to come over. I will send them in to experience it for free. "

"Oh, this."

"Stop talking nonsense, open the door!"

"Can't open it!"

"What?"

Xu Gong was also numb, and his voice was almost silent: "I said it was the highest level of emergency, and the laboratory is also that standard. The standard is preset, you definitely can't get in!"

"I understand! You guys have really straight brain circuits!" Li Cang was annoyed by him and laughed, pointing at the lackeys, "I won't go in, they will go in, and I will give them to you as experimental materials!"

"Hey, that's great-"

"─━_─━"

Okay, Xu, today I will treat you as a magician and get to know you again, Sun Ze, when you come out, I must let you see what the fucking real magic is!

After a burst of triple disinfection, Xu Gong led the lackeys carrying boxes and disappeared in an instant.

This time, he didn't even have time to say hello.

Li Cang choked for a long time, and knocked the ground with his big magic wand weakly: "Quickly, give these stubborn living fathers the whole shed, damn bad luck!"

The tomb guardian beast rumbled after receiving the order, and quickly completed the secondary coverage of the entire closed experimental site with its tentacles. The structural strength index was directly maxed out, and it was adapted to the adaptive activation defense system without dead angles. The effect was visible to the naked eye and far exceeded the initial stage of the shelter.

"What's wrong? What's the matter? Late at night." Lao Wang rushed out in a pair of big flowered shorts and flip-flops, and laughed from afar: "Teacher Wu Cao Cang, what do you mean by building a mourning shed for them? It's a bit early, isn't it? Oh, you are doing risk hedging here, right? I understand, I understand!"

Li Cang gritted his teeth and said: "The little mouth is smeared with enema, you are really sweeter than glycerin!"

Lao Wang stood in awe: "You even know this kind of cold knowledge? A fellow traveler!"