The Queen Wicked Deeds

Chapter 36 - Pick up lines

The Fellowship of the Queen. The one club you want to join if you wish to have something valuable to brag about in the future.

"Princess Anne, are you sure about this?"​​

Rose was a bit worried, from the start of the year Anne had gotten seventy invites to different clubs. Seventy, how insane is that. Everyone in the school knew that the last year only forty clubs existed in the Academy. Only Forty. But this year, it seemed that thirty more were added to the list only to attract the new famous faces on the school.

Not only that, but one of those clubs had made their main target, Henry, of course. The Knights club made a special offer for everyone in the little group of Anne, even Collin was invited. However, it was obvious that their main purpose was to attract Henry.

[There is something wrong with our registry form, warrior… We don't have your name here.

Mighty warriors of Lith, the future knights of our society. We have the greatest honor to invite you to our little group of candidates for Knights.

Which Benefits can we give you?

Well, you will be able to use 'REAL' swords during training and participate in the championships that the school organizes every year against other schools and Kingdoms' clans. Great! You will have the opportunity to kick a bunch of ȧsses.

Please give us the honor of joining our humble but very valuable team. We won't require any payment for joining, nor many requirements. Just a simple ȧssessment of your abilities from the start and if you pass, then you will have the opportunity to expand your possibilities and let out some steam from your daily studies.]

It is obvious that the only one with the ability to pass the selection would be Henry, as the jury panel consists of two persons this time, and they were from Lith, James Prim, and the Crown Prince of Lith, Ilian.

How did they manage to secure the only two places on the jury panel? Well, of course, bribing the trainees with 'REAL' weapons. Poor knights, they were only able to use wooden swords for their practices many years ago, but now they will have the opportunity to cry tears of… again sadness because they will be cheated.

The 'REAL' on those swords most likely will be the brand name of the swords. A mighty idea of Ilian. Now everyone can say they got a 'REAL' sword for training. Later on, he will launch other devices too, keep waiting…

Anyway, if those two were to be the jury, the ȧssessment will only be a joke.

Anne will be disqualified because the King made Ilian promise to protect her from any wolf trying to get near her. Though, the boy sincerely thought that she was the wolf but anyway, he can't let her near the Knights club full of sweaty teens. They will only look at her with vicious eyes. It is time to create a Knights club for the female population eager to beat some ȧsses.

Rose will be disqualified because the Prime Minister made James promise to protect her against any daring wolf trying to get near her, even the idiot son of the King. He is the most dangerous. So, no, she can't join that club where that Crown Prince will be able to look at her… and only that, he may faint, or run, or blush until foolishness.

Moira will definitely be disqualified, though, the knights are already following her like a goddess. However, she is too strong for the young lads in the Knight Club. Maybe the older ones can take her in but that will be a challenge for the future. Either way, she is more interested in the pastry club if they let her in. Hopefully not, but how those cute fragile aspirants of chefs can tell her no.

Victor is not even interested in the Knight's club. He will go with the flow if he had to, but most likely he won't enter. His interests are more in medicine, stomach medicine. If he wants to be what Moria needs in the future, he needs to start with strengthening his stomach, right?

Eliot is a fragile damsel… nothing to comment about the random student of the Academy, well, only that his magic usage is the best among the school and that he is the youngest to join the Academy. Twelve, yes, the little genius and follower of the Princess.

Colin, the two juries are waiting expectantly to make a thoughtful ȧssessment of his abilities, not that they want to see him suffer, not at all. However, it is usual to suffer some injuries in combat.

Results of the ȧssessment: Henry in, Anne, Rose, Moira, Tia, Eliot, out, Colin, and Victor in.

[Fellow, are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Princess of Lith and her splendid fellows, I wish for you to consider joining our beautiful Leonor Choir Club. We knew about your wonderful abilities in singing and we heard that you are a mighty composer.

It will be our honor to have you on our side for this year's competition against those of the Ellen Choir Club, please don't get swayed away by their not-so-bright and unladylike manners.]

[Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future, my dear fellow.

´Princess of Lith, beautiful flower of the most amazing garden please consider us your second resting stop, your moment to appreciate the scenery of our fresh club garden. We can't force you to share your astounding voice but we would like to express how gratifying will be if you share a bit of your gift with us, the Ellen Choir Club, though we had another name and activities on it if you want to join… the Joking making club.

[I think we are getting to get sued, for kidnapping an angel,

I am sorry Miss Moira, we can't allow any other club to have you. Please consider joining us and give us the pŀėȧsurė to have you as our leader. This is a secret society, you will know what it is when you join, but it has to be with guarding the most amazing and outstanding being of the academy while admiring and talking about her daily activities.

We are not stalkers, just overly active and proactive fans. ]

[We request your cooperation, we need your number for insurance purposes as your beauty had blinded my eyes…]

[Do you have a map? I kept getting lost in your eyes…]

"What with all these pick-up lines?!"

Eliot was looking at the pamphlets and requests for joining clubs, however, they seemed to be more like a shameless request for a date than anything.

"Princess Anne, what should we do with all these? Are you joining a club?"

"Of course, not, my dear Eliot," Anne took a sip from her cup of tea that Victor had prepared very carefully.

One must say that this little fella, Victor was a true master in every culinary art that existed. He was even named a Royal Chef by the age of twelve, however, the real purpose and motivation for all of his mighty creations, even the names rhyme with the name of his muse, Moira. Moira's morning cake, Moira's rainbow fruit tart, Moira's please give me a smile muffin…

However, the red-eyed girl was never attentive to the little red-haired child, not even once. Her little list of interest was on Cakes, Bakery, Chef Hugo receipts secrets that she may steal one day or she will die trying, Shadow and Princess Anne's approval… some other in Callum, though a little one. However, Victor was fascinated with her, and to get her attention, he just… well, had to learn every technique to try to convince Chef Hugo to share his book or he will die trying. Though he had some hope… maybe Chef Hugo never recognized him from the ghost disguise, but his cuteness was something that old man can't resist.

"Then what should we do, Princess Anne? Should we respond to some of these invites? The Device Making Faculty seems interesting, they give free tickets to some Wizard's show for free…"

"That is a scam, little Eliot, I can get them for free if I want to… after all, I am that Wizard's manager."

"That is amazing!" Eliot couldn't help but clap again and shine with amazement.

"Dear Eliot, please, can you turn off the light?"

"Oh yes, I am sorry Princess," his light magic turned off.

"We are going to start a club, friends," Anne raised her cup. "And we won't give any entrance to any golden fish!"

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