The Retirement of the Demon Lord

"Hahaha... Look, look, hahahaha..."

In a private room of a hotel with a very high-end decoration, bursts of uncontrollable hilarious laughter sounded, accompanied by the sound of excited table slaps from time to time, which shook the food on the table up and down.

"Brother, can you ward off evil spirits by placing your body in front of the door? Hahaha..." Duan Zhixing laughed until his crown crooked.

"I don't know if it can ward off evil spirits or not, but it's a very festive New Year's Eve, hahaha..." Yi Ze wanted to drink a sip of tea, but couldn't help but burst into laughter again, so he had to put down the teacup again.

"Actually, the rest is okay. I just can't accept your violet pants, big brother. I wouldn't dare to wear them like this when you are insane." Luo Yuanming commented seriously, his voice was a little hollow, probably caused by laughing out of breath.

"Actually, it's not that this fashion can't be saved, it's just missing something..." Lan Danque suddenly remembered something, and took out a folding fan. When people get started, they naturally say, "Come on, open it."

Lan Danque's family is a fashion designer, and they should be experts in fashion. The man was ridiculed for an afternoon and finally did not have a seizure. He bit his head and slammed open the folding fan, posing a standard Ximen Qing style.

On the white background of the fan, there are several large characters of dragon flying and phoenix dancing.

"Friends of women, girl killers..."

With his colorful outfit, no one dares to look directly at him in a radius of 100 meters.

"Big brother! This really improves your temperament!" Hong Xing kept trying to keep his benefactor from laughing. what!"

roll!

Mei Qianxiao held back her temper, her face full of blue veins.

Mistake, it's so wrong!

He was worried that the local specialties brought back by Dongting Lake were not fresh, so he was in a hurry, but he forgot to check in advance whether these **** were gone!

He has been gone for nearly ten days, and these **** can't wait for him to come back. They are bored and go back to their respective houses... Who would have thought that he hadn't left yet!

In the morning, he held a press conference at the Gongwei Division as a representative of the Spring Festival couplet, and reporters from various newspapers in Beijing came, even the editor-in-chief of his favorite "Knowledge of All Things". I chatted with him for a few words, and discussed a lot of gossip and private affairs of the women in the rivers and lakes... ahem, it's too far.

Just when he was about to be interviewed, a force suddenly came in and reported that Duan Zhixing and other representatives of the major factions were carrying a lot of things like banners and firecrackers, as if they were going to come in for the festival...

Mei Qianxiao was so anxious!

There were a lot of reporters here, and when they came in to make a fuss, the headline of the next day was not "Spring Festival Couplets Feign Death - The Imperial Court's trump card method to eradicate evil, this guy is really handsome!" "... definitely becomes "The Spring Couplet Man is actually the leader of the Demon Sect, the contrast is not cute but vomit", "Top Secret Archives - The Perverted Transvestite of the New Generation of Demon Sect Leaders", "One Lineage of the Same Origin and Blue Out of Blue - Ren" Your apprentices are even more perverted"... In the future, not only will he not be able to join the guards, he will not be able to get along in the world!

At that time, the situation was very critical. He was only half a second away from losing his reputation, and immediately pushed aside the reporters like crazy and rushed out...

It was dangerous and dangerous to stop the five **** at the gate who were about to set off firecrackers and hold banners when they saw him. If he hadn't stood in front of the gate of the guard secretary, he would have kicked out one by one!

In desperation, for the first time in his life, he took the initiative to ask a few of them to eat.

This was a miracle that was harder than the sun coming out from the west. Duan Zhixing and the five of them were stunned for a moment... But after reacting, they immediately chose this Zuixianlou.

They don't know if this is the best restaurant in Nanjing, but at least it's expensive. The capital is rich and expensive, and many imperial relatives and ministers choose Zuixianlou to treat guests.

This is how the rivers and lakes are, the feng shui turns around, and it used to be Lao Tzu's pit tyrants to eat, he is mighty and majestic... But if there is a little flaw, he immediately seems to be caught by the **** and won't let go.

Brother Dao understands, how can people not be stabbed in the rivers and lakes, but this knife is too hard!

He didn't have a few grains left in this month's ration, and he spent the last bit on those hairy crabs. A place like Zuixianlou that has a head and a face, of course, supports credit... but his identity is not qualified, so he will not be closed when he goes up to credit.

It would be hopeless to expect these stinky boys to pay for it. This is the first time they have encountered themselves begging for a meal, so they restrained themselves from pulling the banner. If he dared to let the pigeons wait for the meeting, how would he persuade this group of people to go to the Gongweisi to have fun with him, so I begged them One result of paying the bill and hitting the lantern to go to the toilet - looking for shit.

Mei Qianxiao looked up and saw Hu Lai and another long-bearded old man sitting a little further away from the table, burying their heads and devouring their ears without hearing anything outside the window.

Mei Qianxiao asked Hu Lai to rescue Hong Yigong this time, and he was rescued by him. Anyway, he should be invited to a meal, so he was also called.

How embarrassing he is when he has made a great contribution and asked him to pay for dinner... At least he has to wait for the next meal, this one is bad. He had no choice but to focus on the old man beside him.

The old man was also an old acquaintance. It was the number one fortune-teller in Nan'an City that he and Lin Xiyu ran into at the broken medical center back then. This fortune teller also went in by accident to seek medical treatment. Later, they stayed there to recuperate, and they got a little bit of human affection over time.

It just so happened that this guy ran to Ying Tianfu recently, and I don't know which small county town cheated fortune-telling money, and when he heard the news of Hu Lai, he came to meet, and happened to be involved.

It's been a long time since I've seen you, and it's a table again. It seems embarrassing to ask someone to invite you... But if you're not familiar with it, don't kill it!

"Old liar, long time no see, how are you?"

Hearing the words, the fortune teller put down the bowl and chopsticks, and a pair of turbid eyes shone with a gleam of brilliance... If he didn't have any eyesight in this line of work, he would have been beaten as a maim and joined the Beggar Gang to beg for food. Mei Qianxiao was watched by a group of people and didn't speak for a long time, but the first sentence was to talk to him, and his heart was very clear.

"Aiya, my stomach cramps suddenly... I have to go to the latrine, don't waste this braised pig's trotter with me..."

Drop the trotters! Going to the toilet to eat some wool, do you like the smell of **** to be energetic?

"Wait a minute, I'm here to save your urgent need! Come on! I want to add ten of your most expensive dishes, and bring a menu!" Mei Qian smiled and saw through it~www.readwn.com~ and called the fortune-teller who wanted to escape. Shout out.

The door was opened in less than two seconds, and the shop assistant rubbed his hands to bring the menu.

Seeing no, there are tricks to wanting fast service.

"Second shop assistant, get us a spittoon!"

"Ah, ah?" The shop assistant scratched his head, "Where's the dish?"

"I'll add it later, hurry up!"

"Okay, come right now!"

The fortune teller stared at Mei Qianxiao suspiciously, not understanding what he meant. Anyway, the shop assistant sent the spittoon in a blink of an eye.

"Old liar, you don't have to travel far, just pull it here and eat!" Mei Qianxiao sneered.

Pulling and eating in the box? ? ?

you are vicious!

The fortune teller squinted his eyes, and he hadn't seen him for a long time. This bad boy is still so difficult to deal with, and he feels that he has an opponent.

"Why, why don't you go? Okay, let's eat slowly if you don't go... I heard from Hu that you have been doing well recently, your business is all over the country, and your income is not bad..."

"Wait, why is there always a ray of light in the house, so bright that the old man's eyes can't be opened!" The fortune-teller interrupted Mei Qianxiao immediately and continued to talk more and more desperately. People thought he had a stroke.

It's so bright that you can't open your eyes, you can eat a table of dishes without missing a beat! !

"Oops, this light is in the room, and it only shines on your head, ah, I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse!" The fortune-teller pointed and pinched, and in the end, he seemed to put his **** up and smiled at his eyebrows, and he didn't care. I know if it's an illusion of a thousand smiles.

"Light? What light?" Mei Qianxiao sneered, seeing through it but not saying it, no matter how old liar you pretend to be a trickster.

"A green light, so wonderful, illuminating your bad future!"

I green you a big hammer! I've been out of luck recently. Believe it or not, I'll take you to sacrifice to heaven to change my luck!