The Retirement of the Demon Lord

"Ahem, I'm wrong, it's red light!" The fortune teller hurriedly changed his tune when he saw Qianmei smiled and rolled up the big red sleeves.

"Fortune is on the line, so why don't you know if it's a blessing or a curse... Let's talk about your recent business growth, should you take care of your old friends..."

"That's too bad!" The fortune-teller poked his **** at Mei Qianxiao's empty space, ahhh, that finger trick, once again forcibly interrupting Mei Qianxiao's intention, "Red means great wealth and honor, but also blood. The omen of disaster, of course, cannot be generalized!"

"Okay, then tell your brother whether this is a blessing or a curse?" Mei Qianxiao understood that it would be endless if he didn't talk to him.

"Do you want to listen to 'Right and Wrong Line', 'Nine Character Mantra' or 'Hundred Treasures Destiny'?" the fortune teller asked skillfully.

"What kind of thing did you pick?" Mei Qianxiao didn't understand, could you please explain and classify?

"Fortune-telling package! You may not understand the 'right and wrong line'. 'Hundred Treasures Destiny' is more expensive. You can choose the 'Nine Characters Mantra', the old man will give you a 22% discount..."

Lao Tzu folded your neck!

"Seeing you, I have a good fate, or I'll give you a 'Baibao Destiny' package today, and I won't charge you... But you see, it's okay to invite the old man to a meal, right?" The fortune teller turned such a big one. The circle finally got to the point.

This is called the first to be strong, to cheat a meal ticket before Mei Qianxiao tricks her into paying the bill. She is terribly smart.

"Boss, let him do the math, I want to see a joke... ah, Boss, the luck has been so bad recently, it's okay to take a look."

"That's right, maybe you'll be able to foresee it after listening to it, and it will turn a bad luck into a good one!"

"I think boss, you're just about the same color as a green hat... I mean you can cancel out the red light and make your life colorful..."

"Yes, yes, if there is a **** disaster, I should have been prepared to block it..."

Don't say a few words, except for this old fortune-teller in this room, the five of you are the most **** disaster!

Mei Qianxiao greeted them and unified their names. Now they all call him eldest brother or eldest brother. Otherwise, it would be very good for a rough man walking outside to say "Benevolence" to you from time to time.

It's not too big of a deal for them to watch the excitement at a glance, but Mei Qian smiled and pondered, and then reluctantly agreed.

It's very difficult to dig a meal out of this old liar. This is an opportunity. Maybe the old liar can't figure it out when he is talking nonsense, but it will reveal a flaw. At that time, when he touches a piece of porcelain or something, let alone the meal money, the villa is all in hand!

"Okay, you say. If I think it makes sense, of course I want to invite you to eat this meal... If I think it's nonsense, you also know who I am now, be careful I use your cowardly words to confuse the public and treat guests at the Zuixianlou. Bring him back to Gongweisi's prison on the charge of eating Bawang's meal!" Mei Qianxiao said viciously.

The fortune-teller was shocked... Damn it, I thought about throwing the money for this meal on my head so quickly!

"Okay, okay, old man, take a look. If you don't show some housekeeping skills, you really don't take this old man seriously."

The fortune-teller stepped forward and was thinking about which **** general in heaven is more handsome, so he picked a set to get rid of this bad boy.

Taking a closer look, he suddenly exclaimed in surprise: "Huh? No, apart from still being foggy, it's really bright and colorful, competing for each other's radiance?"

"Hey, what do you mean by real? Ganqing was fooling me just now!"

"Don't talk, sit down." The fortune teller made Mei Qianxiao sit up straight, and circled around him a few times, his expression was a lot more serious, and he exuded an aura that could deceive a few people, "Oh, this peach powder is so bright... ...tsk...it's incredible."

"Fortune teller, are you dazzled? His pink clothes reflect the peach pink, right?"

"That's right, the red light before was reflected by the sleeves."

"If you let him hang his legs on his head, it is estimated that he can change to a purple light..."

Seeing that the fortune-teller seemed to be serious, those **** made a fuss. No joke to look boring!

Mei Qianxiao wrote down silently, he would be satisfied with what they wanted later.

"I said an old liar, just now you said red light, but now you've become pink again? Don't lie to me if you are handsome!" Mei Qian smiled suspiciously.

"I didn't lie to you... This radiance is so obvious, can the old man's heavenly eyes see it wrong?"

Mei Qianxiao touched her face, why didn't he find it so radiant?

"What's the difference between this pink light and red light?"

"It's a big difference!" The fortune teller seemed to have seen it almost right, and stood by, repeatedly stroking his long beard and thinking about it.

"What does the pink light represent?"

"Saucy."

I can't take it anymore, what about Lao Tzu's bench?

"You put down the stool! Ouch, this old man can't stand you, so don't be impulsive! The so-called peach powder peach powder, the important thing is that the peach is not a powder, you don't listen to the peach, right?"

"Okay, you say... I'll take the bench and listen to you!" Mei Qianxiao threatened.

"Since ancient times, peach blossoms have been associated with love, and your peach fan is naturally associated with the opposite sex. The more coquettish, ah, the more pink, the more the opposite sex, and it is also a proof of charm..."

"That's it, you said it earlier... Come on, drink some tea to moisten your throat." Mei Qianxiao put down the stool, poured a cup of tea for the fortune teller in a good voice, and asked him to say slowly, "Come on, don't worry, slow down. Continue slowly. Where did you just say? I'm very attractive, aren't I?"

"That's right. But it's not a good thing if it's too bright. If it's too bright and deep, it's the so-called Peach Blossom Tribulation!"

"You're talking nonsense again. You used to say that my life was a peach blossom, but now you're doing this again?!" Mei Qianxiao was able to regain some reason in her rhetoric.

"It's different. You used to be better than Tao in your face, but now Tao is better than bad..."

"I don't understand it very well, and it sounds a little bit frustrating."

"A simple explanation, that is, you used to have a peach blossom robbery, and now you have a peach blossom robbery..."

"Sit down for Lao Tzu!" Mei Qianxiao stood up and pushed the fortune-teller on the stool, slapped and breathed with a grim face, "There is no such thing as a stuttering that Lao Tzu cannot cure with a slap!"

"Hey, when did the boss learn medicine to treat stuttering?!" Hong Xing said in amazement.

"Medical skills are a bum. Those who don't speak properly after a slap will be buried in the ground. Do you think they are cured?" Yi Ze explained to the honest and honest Hong Xing with a smile.

"I'm not joking with you." The fortune-teller pulled his eyebrows back and sat down with a thousand smiles, looking at his face with relish, as if there were some veins in it, "You have a lot of peach-pink marriage lines on your face. The interlocking knots can't be untied at all, and I don't know how you got it, tsk tsk... scumbag!"

kindness? !

"I mean, it's usually the scumbags who are showing mercy and irresponsibility everywhere."

Isn't your explanation still calling your brother a scum? ?

"But you have to be attractive scumbags to have such power."

What you said seems to make some sense.

"So it's good or bad?" Mei Qian smiled and looked at the other party's answer, thinking about how many punches she should punch.

"It's messy, but the powder is tender, it's hard to say... It's so conspicuous, I believe that the old man has a word, this pile of peach blossoms will soon be fulfilled, you still have to be careful..."

After the fortune teller finished speaking seriously, he went back to sit and drink tea, looking like he was done.

"It's gone? So how can I decipher you without telling me?" Mei Qian smiled in a fog, feeling that she was fooled, but she was suspicious.

After all, recently, he felt that he and Li Mengyao seemed to have something, and it seemed that there was nothing. That feeling was very metaphysical... I don't know if it was because of the peach blossoms on his face.

"The way to crack it... Hehe, so should I eat this meal or not?" The fortune teller shook his head and hinted.

Some of the master's words are right. He said that there are generally two kinds of people who can't shake their heads. One is a scholar, who can't read books without shaking his head; One of them!

"Eat, eat, eat, if it doesn't work, I'll shoot out everything you eat!" Mei Qianxiao said as if giving up on herself.

When Mei Qianxiao admitted, the fortune teller immediately said: "There is only one way... You go to the purification room, and you will naturally get a clean body."

Mei Qianxiao couldn't bear it anymore, she jumped up in anger, "You're kidding me!?"

"Who is playing with you?!" The fortune teller suddenly widened his eyes, shouted angrily than Mei Qianxiao, but calmed Mei Qianxiao, "Who told you to make the girls lose their minds, is it still worth it? Blame the girls!? Don't you blame yourself for being so popular!"

Mei Qianxiao was like a blow to the head, she suddenly woke up...

That's right, this... I blame myself for being so handsome!

This old liar is a bit of a virtuous man, so he's so accurate!

"I'm sorry, I misunderstood. Come on, let's take the food, this is mine!" Mei Qianxiao put one hand on her face, her eyes were hazy, imitating the appearance of male models occasionally published in "Knowledge of All Things", and she felt more handsome than them. 10,000 times.

"It's about the same..." The fortune teller's anger came and went faster, and he devoured it again. He didn't have to eat for many days.

Mei Qianxiao was stunned for a while, and suddenly realized that this scene was so similar to when she lied to her master to pay for the bill...

No, how could the fortune teller lie to him? After all, he is really handsome, ahahaha...

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