The Right Way to Offer a Sacrifice to the River God

The villagers chose a maiden to be the bride of the River God.
In order to save the maiden, Liu Qi went to the River God’s Temple, and beat up the River God as soon as he appeared.
The River God cries and curses the village to flood; Liu Qi raises his harpoon: “Say it again, and I’ll stab you to death!”
The River God cries: “I just want to marry and have a wife!”
Liu Qi clenches his fist: “Lao Zi is your wife, just accept it.”
The River God suddenly cries even more…
A short story selling meng, River God is Gong! A useless good-for-nothing gong! 【Waves goodbye】