The strongest salted fish boss Author: Asking for a bite of salted fish
Traveling to the fantasy world, Lin Xian gained invincible power, but he just wanted to be lazy on the reclining chair, bask in the sun, drink juice, and be a salted fish waiting to die.
"Effort is impossible,
"Everyone here is talented, and they speak nicely."
"Every time I slap the table, they will calmly reason with me, and they will also take the initiative to give me many precious gifts..."
"I love it here!"
Chapter [-] Salted fish to be kept
Lin Xian stared blankly at the town in the distance.
"Finally, have you reached the city yet?"
He was covered in straw and branches, and his shoes were covered in mud—no way, the forest was full of mud even if it didn't rain.
What's more, he is still a person who is too lazy to change his route. He doesn't care about any mud or dirt road at all, he just steps on it and turns into the embarrassed appearance he is now, which is understandable.
puff.
He leaned back directly, lying on the ground, staring at the sky in a daze.
Don't get me wrong, it's not about how tired he is, how badly injured, or exhausted or whatever.
He's just plain...lazy.
"Hey, if it wasn't for finding something to eat, I'd really be too lazy to go out of the forest."
It has been four or five months since Lin Xian traveled to this world.
I don't know where this place is, there are strange trees everywhere, some are thousands of meters tall, some cover the sky, and the small animals have grown a bit bigger. For example, a few days ago, he encountered a tree that looked like A hill-like bear.
Probably, maybe, maybe... it should be a fantasy world.
At the same time, he also found that his body has also undergone some changes.
For example, although his body was white and clean, and he didn't have much muscle, he never felt tired.
The speed is also surprisingly fast. If you want to catch any animal, you step over it directly and come to its side in an instant.
The strength is surprisingly great, no matter what kind of tiger, wild boar, snake... He can slap the opponent's muscles and bones with a single slap, and with a little strength, he can directly slap it. Puree meat.
At first, he thought that the small animals in this world had some abilities to breathe fire, discharge electricity, and ride clouds, but they might be too weak.
But until he saw a bear that looked like a hill.
Then he punched it subconsciously, turning the bear's entire body and the half of the mountain behind it into fly ash in an instant, and he felt in a trance.
"I...seem to be invincible?"
However, after becoming invincible, nothing changed. Lin Xian was still as salty as before, and even his living standards plummeted.
In his previous life, although he was an otaku who could only rely on code words to make a living, he could still eat instant noodles and spicy noodles anyway.
Occasionally order a takeaway, but also change the pattern.
Now......
"I really had enough barbecue..."
Lin Xian said softly, then took out a piece of roasted and charred meat from his pocket for a long time, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed and chewed...
By the way, this meat comes from the countless small animals that Lin Xian met along the way.
Speaking of which, those little animals are quite imposing, they are tigers with wings, and leopards riding clouds...
His appearance was also extremely fierce, so scared that Lin Xian punched him.
Then......
Ha ha ha ha ha......
......
After eating a piece of bear meat, Lin Xian finally prepared to cheer up and head to the city to have a good meal.
then......
"I need to rest after a meal, let me rest for ten minutes before walking."
After half an hour.
"The sun is really warm, let's bask in the sun for a while, and then I'll walk."
After sunset.
"I'm a little hungry again, and I'm still a little sleepy... Or, take a nap and leave tomorrow?"
That's right, he has such a strong body that theoretically one step is enough to cross half a forest.
And there is only one reason why it takes four or five months to get out of the forest - walking, it's so tiring!
Salty and lazy...
Fortunately, there is still a little food to act as motivation, otherwise Lin Xian would confidently say 'I can still live in the forest for [-] years'.
Suddenly, Lin Xian felt a shadow covering his head. .
Lazily opened her eyes, but it was a pretty little loli.
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