The Strongest Salted Fish Boss

Every year, the Fairy Dew Conference needs to worship the god of wine and pray for good weather in the coming year. Such a ceremony needs a senior with a high reputation to preside over it, and it has never been interrupted since ancient times.

Pei Sanzhan was specially invited by the six sects to preside over this Xianlu Conference, which is already the highest honor, so naturally he did not dare to be careless.

Take a shower and fast one day in advance, and familiarize yourself with the process of the ritual over and over again, just hoping not to make a fool of yourself in public.

Pei Sanzhan held up three incense sticks and prayed to the sky.

"The god of wine is on the top, the dew is first brewed, and the god of wine returns the salute. I wish the 100-year-old a good weather and rain."

"vomit!"

Just when everyone was concentrating, Lin Xian's stomach was untimely, everyone looked at him, Pei Sanzhan looked a little embarrassed, but continued.

"First Dao Water, Respect Mother Earth."

"vomit!"

"Second Water, Respect Heavenly Father."

"vomit!"

"Three waters, toast the god of wine."

"vomit!"

..."Sect Leader Lin, pay attention to the occasion!"

The faces of the six major sects are not to mention ugly. When it was so solemn, Lin Xian kept saying: Make trouble, why don't you just spit it out and put up with it? It makes us want to vomit.

Resisting the soreness in his stomach: Pei Sanzhan finally calmed down, this is his first time hosting the Xianlu Conference, but he has encountered such a strange thing, and he will never come back next year.

After finally waiting for Lin Xian's nausea, Pei Sanzhan sorted out his emotions and shouted loudly.

"Get up and welcome the water!"

Following Pei Sanzhan's order, several guards opened the sluice gate, and the first water gushing out of the Lingquan of Zhongshu City was... the first water.

According to the regulations, the first three waters must be respected to the gods of heaven and earth, and only the fourth water can start to brew fine wine.

Pei Sanzhan took a porcelain bowl and played a bowl in Lingquan, put it on the table, and took a second bowl and beat it again, but when he put it on the table, he found that the first bowl of water It's gone! Gudonggudong! Pei Sanzhan turned around and found that Lin Xian had been standing beside him for some time. He took the water from the porcelain bowl and poured it into his stomach. After drinking, he burped and patted his stomach. .

"Oh! I'm finally comfortable. What are you looking at me doing? Is this bowl of water yours?"

Pei Sanzhan's mouth has grown, and this ceremony can't go on. Lin Xian even drank the water for the sacrifice. What should I do? Everyone looks at me, I look at you, and I don't know how to go on. I have never done this before. Nothing like this has ever happened.

The ruthless man hurriedly pulled Lin Xian's sleeve to let him down, but Lin Xian felt embarrassed, and he accidentally drank someone else's water, did he want to give them an explanation and hurriedly said to the crowd.

"Don't worry, I'll get you a bowl when I go to the toilet, so it's fresh."

Pei Sanzhan almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, but Lin Xian actually asked the mother to drink his urine. If there was a mother, she would definitely climb out and beat him.

But the matter has come to this point, and Pei Sanzhan doesn't know what to do. Looking at the heads of several heads, the heads discussed it and said.

"Master Pei, don't worry, we have reserved the first water, please continue."

Hearing the Sect Master's words, Pei Sanzhan breathed a sigh of relief. There were some situations when the Xianlu Conference was held before, and the organizers would prepare three waters a day in advance to prevent similar things from happening.

It's just that no one thought this year that Chu Dao Water would be drunk by someone, and all the heads thought that Lin Xian must have done it on purpose.

The ceremony was finally on the right track again, and the heads of the sects asked people to serve the first water, but who knew that the Daoist Chiyang, who had just changed his clothes, hurried over and shouted.

"No, the first water we reserved is gone."

"what!"

The headmasters stood up abruptly and hurriedly asked.

"Why don't you see it, it's clearly put in the back."

The heads of the sects finally felt a little panic, the water prepared in advance was gone, what should I do now?

The ruthless man took a peek at the face wash that he had just called for Lin Xian, as if... he took it from behind, and carefully kicked the face wash in, pretending he didn't see anything.

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Chapter four hundred and forty seventh three boiled three steamed

At the beginning of the Xianlu Conference, Daoshui disappeared, and nothing like this had ever happened in previous years, which was an ominous sign for everyone.

"Follow the procedure first, and check this matter later."

Daoist Yulong is the backbone of everyone, and the ceremony will naturally continue if he speaks.

Xiao Yun saluted Pei Sanzhan with an embarrassed look on his face.

"Master Pei, please continue the ceremony."

"But the three waters of the Xianlu Conference are a tradition left over from ancient times. If it is destroyed, it may lead to disaster."

"But now, that's the only way to do it."

Pei Sanzhan wanted to cry but had no tears. It was the first time he presided over the ceremony that he had this kind of trouble. He originally wanted to go back to find Lin Xian happily, but now I'm afraid he no longer has that...mood.

"Well, in that case, let's get started."

Pei Sanzhan walked to the front of the stage with a sigh and said to everyone in the audience.

"The Fairy Dew Conference begins, all winemakers are invited to the stage!"