The supervisor does not die from a debt

AI that kills people if they don't agree with each other?The so-called dismissal is actually killing, just like resignation, resignation, job change, transfer, etc., did you use nerve gas or super large incinerator, your name was actually called GLaDOS, right?!

Although he was crazy in his heart, he could not show a panic expression on the surface. Supported by his desire to survive, the young man assumed a very classic posture with his hands folded in front of his nose, covering a small half of his face:

"Christina. Okay, I see, then your job is... my assistant?"

For a moment, the young man Li felt that the AI ​​in front of him flickered. She replied: "As the best super AI in the world, my job is to assist the still amateur supervisor to manage the company's daily work. I will occasionally make some very valuable suggestions. I hope you don’t lose your mind and miss them."

"I know, now come to tell me about the company's situation. After all, it's my first day at work today. I have a lot of things that I touched from the beginning. I don't want to lose a lot of information when I come up. Then understand in an instant?"

"Reasonable request, you are the tenth smart supervisor I have seen, and you will actively seek information before the start of work. My evaluation of you has increased by %# percentage points. By the way, the one ahead of you is one An eight-year-old boy."

To be honest, young people feel that they are getting used to the AI's way of speaking, which is very hurtful, but they can't find a place to refute. Even if it is incompetent and furious, it is meaningless.

Christina stood up and put her hand in the pocket of her white coat: "With the development of technology, people's demand for energy is gradually increasing."

"One day, the existing technology that mankind has will not be able to meet the huge demand, which will lead to a collapse. Very interesting, but not too funny, because I have to rely on energy to move."

"Everyone is looking for a breakthrough, but our company is different from those companies that rely on technological singularities... We have'discovered' a miracle called'abnormal'."

The young man left behind the inexplicable lyrics of "We are not the same~" in his head, his eyes quickly swept the large screen on the front wall from left to right, but he did not find the three inward arrows in the middle of the circle. Sign.

Absolutely, it's so exciting to come up?Knowing what other companies don't have, and calling it "discovery"...This place is not safe.

"From them, we have found a way to extract new energy. Clean, pure, and easy to process. We isolate them from society and obtain new energy from them. It can not only protect social stability, but also provide a lot of energy. Output, you can kill two birds with one stone... Are you right."

The young man nodded hurriedly, even if he was unwilling in his heart, he could only nod at this time.

"So, we became a member of the'Wings of the World' that led human society to prosperity. It's really an honor, don't you think so."

"Of course, I feel proud of being able to enter the company."

Christina seemed very satisfied with the young man's answer. She took out a bronze pocket watch from her pocket and glanced at it-she didn't know the meaning of AI doing such an action.

"In order to manage these anomalies more smoothly, your job is to record their information on a file. How simple it is, even easier than copying an adjective from the sea of ​​words."

At the same time, the square space above the young man's head was opened, and a mechanical arm held a thick file folder and put it down. When I turned it over, the pages were...blank.

"Although it is blank now, I believe that enough time can allow you to gradually fill them in... There may be encouragement here, but if you want to get encouragement, please fill in the "Slightly Sporadic Encouragement Application" 20 working days ago And submit your application to me with your own name."

This kind of encouragement is better not to be pissed off.

"You seem to be worrying unnecessary. Although you can only sit in front of the screen and look at me or your employees. Don't worry, it is the employees' responsibility to obtain information and fill in the information. You only need to summarize and summarize, Then write down your own thoughts, that's enough."

The young man immediately answered, "It sounds like a good thing, so what, huh... I personally think, before we actually start management, can we do a drill or something? For example, even a seal Will teach their cubs to learn to hunt, right?"

In order to strengthen his persuasiveness, he also pulled his clothes: "And you see, when I took office, I didn't bring anything, and even the clothes were not very formal. When I met with the employees, it seemed very unsuccessful. Be decent."

"I have improved your rating a little bit. It seems that you are very dedicated to maintaining the company's image. I'can't help but want to praise you, but I'm sorry, you didn't submit the application form. I can't do that."

Afterwards, a plate in the corner of the wall behind the young man gathered in.Then, a very considerate rectangular wardrobe and a brand new suit were sent out.

"Now, please put your ridiculous suit into the'recycling port' and put on our company's super uniform. I will introduce you to your first department head."

Isn't this a normal suit?

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3. We have fully considered your preferences

In many cases, just complain in your heart, and you can't put it to your lips.

Therefore, even if the room temperature is too low and the cold is too low, and there is a murderer AI assistant looking at him behind him, young people can only honestly take off their T-shirts and shorts. Some are not used to it. Put on that suit.

It's time to call it a "super uniform".

But to be honest, the clothes are really comfortable.It also automatically adjusts the size when worn on the body, and it is also very convenient to move... Forget it, there are all "abnormal", what is strange about the adaptive clothes.

After changing his clothes, the young man was willing to turn around.Christina stood quietly on the screen, half-closed eyes as if asleep.

Suddenly, a polite knock on the door came from the corner of the room on the screen.Christina immediately opened her eyes and continued to say in a voice that can be said to be without a trace of emotion, but just narration:

"Your first department head is very punctual and will not arrive early and will not be confused about the status quo. Come in and say hello to your new head."

The heavy steel hatch in the screen was cut off in the middle, separated into two upper and lower sections, and then came in, a little girl in an indigo suit-but looking very young.

Under the cartoon-like painting style, she also appears to have a big head. The swaying light linen blue slightly curly hair is tied with a small braid behind her head, making the decent suit like... a child tries hard to pretend Same as mature adults.

The dark blue eyes opened wide, she looked out of the screen wall for the first time, and sat down again to pretend to be a young man who is the commander of middle-aged glasses.

"Lord, supervisor... Hello, when we first met, I am the head of the control department... Well, please don't think that I look like a child, so I am not very reliable..."

It’s like a child everywhere, and it’s exactly the same child as the person in my memory, okay, where did this company catch the person—and, just now, I’ve been skeptical, that cold-faced AI is actually with some The assistants are exactly the same.

Christina suddenly said: "You seem to be troubled now. In fact, when you arrive, the company will assign department heads according to the people who impress in your heart."

"If you really can't accept this reality, you might as well use your stiff brain to imagine that this is actually an abnormal result of fair use."

"Also, you can continue to introduce yourself. The hormone levels of the new director are gradually increasing, just like a monkey in estrus."

The little girl as she remembered it slightly bent down: "Yes, my name is'Kagafu Chino'. As the director of the control department, my job is like the nerve center, to make your instructions completely, efficient and correct. To every employee...Well, are you still listening."

Because the young man was covering his head at this time, thinking about when he was stolen by someone using thinking.

Before he opened his mouth to ask, Christina said in advance: "Our company pays attention to everyone's privacy, and the privacy of the supervisor is naturally included. Please don't worry about your useless experience being peeked or read in public. "

Well, in order not to be read aloud in public, the young man waved his hand and coughed pretendingly: "From the control department...Tomono, I see, I hope that in the future work, we can get along very well."

After Chino made some rigid salutes, when he was about to leave, the young man suddenly asked, "Speaking of which, would you make coffee?"

"Yes... this way, I am very confident in blending coffee. However, only after get off work can I do some personal needs."

Even if it was at a loss, the face with a particularly large expression change was indeed the same as in the memory. However, when the young man was about to ask something, Christina suddenly said.

"Thank you very much for your self-introduction. Please continue to leave the rest to me. Please go back to your job now."

Chino bowed her head politely and left, while Christina continued: “As the newly appointed supervisor, you can’t handle many things at the same time like me, so now only one department is open to you. When you’re familiar After the department operates, new departments will gradually open to you."

"And, I must declare to you something very important, and I will only say it once."

Her stern look made the young man become serious and listened.

"How do you feel about the department head? She seems to be so serious and hardworking that your hormone secretion is too strong. But the person you trust most should be me."

"She doesn't seem to be stable, haven't you seen it. As she said, as the director of the control department, it is the nerve center of this company. But in fact, it is not enough to just convey your orders. ."