The System Made Me a Fool

　　"Okay, okay, don't quarrel with the two concubines, peace is the most precious thing!"

　　Yan Ge hurriedly tried to persuade the two beautiful concubines to fight.

　　"Dark Lord!"

　　This time, the two beauties shared an enemy and slapped Yan Ge nervously.

　　More than ten days have passed, and the construction of the Jiuchi Meat Forest is progressing in an orderly manner.

　　Okay, but the criticism of Yan Ge's move in the court and the opposition is getting bigger and bigger.

　　"Your Majesty, Xu Kun has something important to report."

　　In the Hall of Mental Cultivation, Li Fuhai came in and bowed to Yan Ge.

　　"Let him in."

　　As soon as Xu Kun entered the hall, he knelt on the ground.

　　"Your Majesty, Wei Chen recently discovered a big disrespectful thing, and immediately came to report it."

　　"What's the matter?" Yan Ge asked lazily. He had heard too many scoldings in the past few days, but he didn't know what could have alarmed Xu Kun, the head of the East Factory, to report to him in person.You must know that if it was a normal situation, Dongchang's arrogant style would have done it himself.

　　"Your Majesty, Tang Heyue, a celebrity in the capital, wrote a poem to satirize His Majesty during a meeting with celebrities recently. Please read it."

　　Xu Kun handed over a piece of paper, and on it was a poem. The poem veiled and satirized the emperor as a foolish monarch for Yan Ge's sale of officials and jue, and the establishment of a wine pond and a meat forest.

　　"Who is this Tang Heyue, living impatiently?"

　　Yan Ge said angrily.

　　"Your Majesty, this Tang Heyue has an excellent literary talent, but he has repeatedly failed to become a scholar, so he has no choice but to linger in the land of Fireworks and Liuxiang. Instead, he is very famous in the capital. Dongchang wants to arrest this person directly, but this poem has He is suspected of insulting His Majesty, but the cryptic puns he wrote can have multiple interpretations, and secondly, since this person has a high reputation, it is inconvenient to arrest him for no reason, and please ask Your Majesty for instructions."

　　Yan Ge actually doesn't care that someone secretly scolds him, because what he does does seem like a fool.

　　But what bothers him most is that these sullen literati scold him in a different way, which he can't bear.

　　So Yan Ge waved his hand and said, "Don't worry about this matter, Dongchang, I will personally meet this Tang Heyue."

　　Two days later, West Garden Yayuan.

　　The name Xiyuan Yayuan sounds elegant, but in fact this place is a brothel.

　　It's just that although it is a brothel, its main user group is some literati and elegant customers who like this way, so they took great pains to come up with such a high-end sounding name.

　　At this moment, two young men stood at the entrance of the West Garden Yayuan. One of them was wearing a brocade shirt with a blue auspicious cloud pattern tied around his waist. He had long black hair and looked like a celebrity. But there is an extraordinary domineering between the eyebrows.

　　This person faces the emperor Yan Ge in disguise.

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　　And the man beside Yan Ge was handsome with cold eyes and a straight body, ruthlessly scrutinizing everyone who passed by. This is not Yan Ge's loyal guard, who is Zhao Yun?

　　According to the information provided by Dongchang, Yan Ge, Tang Heyue and a group of literati will gather here today, so he brought Zhao Yun to the door.

　　"Your Majesty, this place is mixed with fish and dragons. For the sake of Your Majesty's safety, it is better not to go in."

　　Zhao Yun said.

　　Yan Ge smiled and said, "Hahaha, Zilong has been worrying too much. With you by my side, there is nothing to worry about."

　　After saying that, the two walked through the door.

　　As soon as he entered the door, Yan Ge saw a group of scholars talking loudly, and they were just talking about some clichés of propriety, righteousness, loyalty and filial piety.

　　One of them was very handsome, and it could be faintly seen that he was the leader among these people. Yan Ge guessed that this person should be Tang Heyue mentioned in the intelligence.

　　Since it is a brothel, it is impossible for these scholars to drink and brag. There are also several beauties standing beside them to accompany the wine. With beautiful women around, these people chat more and more vigorously. After all, everyone wants to express themselves in front of beautiful women. .

　　Yan Ge listened to these people chatting for a long time, and suddenly said: "Since this Xiongtai has strongly criticized the filthy management of the court officials, but I don't know what Xiongtai thinks about rectifying the official management?"

　　The reason why Yan Ge asked this question was mainly to test Tang Heyue. He wanted to see if this Tang Heyue had real talents.

　　For a scholar with real materials, he would be fine even if he was a little more lofty. Since ancient times, scholars have been so arrogant, but if this person doesn't understand anything at all, and only writes poetry and eloquence, he can't bear it.

　　Tang Heyue saw someone asking him a question, and thought that Yan Ge was here to ask him for advice, and suddenly felt a light on his face, so he shook his fan and said:

　　"The question raised by this brother is very good, so Tang Mou will tell everyone how the sages and sages since ancient times have rectified the administration of officials.

　　The first is to spread benevolence... The second is to lead by example..."

　　Halfway through Yan Ge's listening, he felt like his mouth was about to laugh crookedly, what Tang Heyue said was outrageous.

　　If corruption can be controlled by doing propaganda, being loyal to the monarch, and loving the people, then what kind of rigorous and complicated supervision system is there?

　　At this time, he can conclude that this person is also a whimsical, a man on paper.

　　But the literati around didn't think so. They got together to flatter each other. Seeing Tang Heyue's eloquent speech, of course, they all applauded vigorously.

　　Tang Heyue was complacent, and while drinking wine, she held the little hand of the beautiful woman next to her to tease, and she suddenly felt that she was at the peak of her life.

　　Yan Ge said gloomily: "What Brother Tang said is probably too simple."

　　Tang Heyue's face changed, but she still pretended to be patient and said, "Then what's your opinion?

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　　Yan Ge stood up and said: "In the way of supervision, both favor and power should be given equal weight, punishment and virtue should be given, great greed should be punished severely, and petty greed should be severely punished..." , it is useless to criticize Tang Heyue's set.

　　"You, are you here to make trouble?!"

　　Tang Heyue was speechless by Yan Ge's refutation, and said angrily.

　　"Hahaha, Tang Heyue, with only your two brushes, you dare to talk about the government and write poems to satirize the emperor. Who gave you the courage?"

　　Tang Heyue's face suddenly turned blue.

　　"You foolish madman who dares to insult Mr. Tang, get out of here!"

　　"Yeah, get out!"

　　At this time, everyone saw that Tang Heyue was slumped, and hurriedly attacked Yan Ge.

　　They don't care who is more reasonable in the argument between Yan Ge and Tang Heyue. For their small team, maintaining Tang Heyue is like maintaining their own face.

　　During the dispute, I don't know who pushed Yan Ge, Zhao Yun immediately grabbed the man like a chicken and threw it out, the man suddenly vomited blood.

　　So the others also moved forward to surround Yan Ge and Zhao Yun, and the scene was suddenly tense.

　　Tang Heyue's face changed, knowing that Yan Ge was a bad person, so he hurriedly gave a wink to a person next to him, who immediately sneaked away.

　　Zhao Yun saw that he was about to stop the man, but was stopped by Yan Ge. He wanted to see what medicine was sold in this soup and Yue Hulu.

　　"Who is making trouble here?" Just as everyone was arguing, an angry shout came from outside the door, and a large group of soldiers broke into the Xiyuan Yayuan, led by a bearded general in full armor.

　　Seeing this person, Tang Heyue immediately greeted him as if he had seen a savior: "General Wei, hurry up and capture this person, this person makes a lot of nonsense in public, and still does it"

　　When the general saw Tang Heyue, he clasped his fists and said, "It turns out that Mr. Tang is here. Don't worry, Mr. Tang, I will arrest the troublemaker!"

　　After that, he ordered the soldiers to detain Yan Ge and Zhao Yun.

　　Tang Heyue suddenly showed an expression of victory. It turned out that the servant who slipped out just now was going to call this General Wei to make a rescue, but he didn't know what connection Tang Heyue had with him.

　　Could it be that even a little literati can have a connection with the officialdom?

　　Yan Ge frowned and said, "What kind of bullshit general are you? When someone argues, do you take down one of them indiscriminately?"

　　The general laughed when he heard it: "Boy, the man in front of you is the famous and wise Mr. Tang, who has always been gentle and elegant. If you weren't deliberately provocative, why would there be a dispute? Stop talking nonsense, and follow me to the yamen. Go for a walk!"

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　　"You dare!" Zhao Yun said with his sword drawn, "Do you know who is in front of you?"

　　Zhao Yun was furious when he saw that a small town guard commander dared to run wild in front of Yan Ge.

　　Yan Ge didn't care, patted Zhao Yun on the back to signal him to calm down, and then said lightly, "Oh? This general means that if Mr. Tang is famous, he won't break the law, and I should be arrested as an unknown person?"

　　The general was stunned by Yan Ge, he didn't know how to respond, and when he became angry, he wanted to arrest Yan Ge in person.

　　At this moment, there was another sound of hooves outside, and a silver-armored general walked quickly into the center of the arena.

　　When the general surnamed Wei saw this person, he quickly and respectfully said: "Lord Colonel, why are you here? Does this trivial matter still alarm you?"

　　Yan Ge saw that this person turned out to be Gyeonggi Colonel Hu Guanghe, a general who was barely above the rank of saint, so Yan Ge had a little impression of him.

　　Hu Guanghe stroked his beard and said, "This general inspected this place and saw that there was some noise, so I stopped by to have a look."

　　General Na Wei nodded and said, "Sir Commander, this person had a conflict with Mr. Tang and shot someone to hurt someone. The lower official decided to arrest him and bring him to justice."

　　Hu Guanghe glanced at Yan Ge when he heard the words, and almost fell, thinking he had read it wrong.After confirming it again and again, I exclaimed.

　　Yan Ge then secretly made a gesture to him, Hu Guanghe resisted not calling out Yan Ge's true identity, but was secretly surprised, how did the emperor throw the palace out of the palace, and even clashed with a group of civilians?

　　But in any case, the emperor did not want to reveal his identity, of course he would not rashly expose it.So he had no choice but to slap the general surnamed Wei on the spot, and said angrily: "Blind your dog's eyes, you don't know who is in front of you?!"

　　After speaking, he bowed respectfully to Yan Ge and said, "Mr. Huang, it's really a sin for your subordinates to offend you without knowing that you are here."

　　As soon as this statement came out, the audience was horrified, and Tang Heyue's group looked at Yan Ge with incredible eyes.

　　Who is this Hu Guanghe?

　　Dignified fifth grade Gyeonggi Captain!

　　He is in charge of the daily patrol arrangements in the capital. Just such a person who is already unattainable in their eyes, is so humble in front of Yan Ge, what is the identity of this kid.

　　And the general surnamed Wei was even more frightened. His immediate superiors would call themselves "Xiaguan" in front of this person, and he even dared to be so arrogant just now.Fei Lu's novel inner group 1 1 4 2 5 2 9 7 3 1

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　　So he hurriedly knelt at Yan Ge's feet tremblingly:

　　"This... This lord, I didn't know the dignity of the lord before I was young, and I have offended you. Please forgive me, lord."

　　Yan Ge glanced at Hu Guanghe,

　　Unexpectedly, this person looks big and three rough, but his mind is quite delicate, and he deliberately created a mysterious "Mr. Huang" identity for him, so that Yan Ge has enough face.