The System Made Me a Fool

　　So Yan Ge kicked General Wei and said to Hu Guanghe:

　　"Master Hu, this person will favor Tang Heyue indiscriminately. You have to find out what is the connection behind this."

　　Yan Ge is now interested in why this general is so partial to Tang Heyue. He vaguely feels that there might be someone bigger behind Tang Heyue who is planning to slander him.

　　But at this time, seeing that his superiors would kneel down like a dog in front of Yan Ge and beg for mercy, Tang Heyue, who was arrogant just now, of course couldn't sit still, and immediately knelt on the ground with a thud: "Sir, I know my mistake. Oh, the little one is wrong!"

　　Yan Ge shook his head. This Tang Heyue had no backbone at all. Although this kind of person was hateful, he didn't look like someone who had the courage to write poems to mock the emperor, which further strengthened his thoughts just now.

　　So he stepped forward and patted Tang Heyue's face and said, "Hey, great genius Tang, wasn't he still very dragged just now?"

　　Tang Heyue was sobbing and didn't dare to say a word.

　　Yan Ge gave him a somersault and said to Hu Guanghe, "General Hu, I heard that Mr. Tang has written some great things recently. If you have time, please check it out for me."

　　Hu Guanghe understood and nodded again and again: "Xiaguan must investigate this person's wrongdoings to the bottom of it."

　　Yan Ge nodded, the days of invincibility are too lonely, and what kind of talent is like a joke in front of his emperor's power.As for whether Tang Heyue had any instructions behind him, he would naturally send people from Dongchang to further assist Hu Guanghe in the investigation.

　　Under the rush of a large number of craftsmen and laborers, Jiuchi Meat Forest and Lutai were finally basically completed after half a month.

　　On the day of completion, Yan Ge kept in mind the bet with Di Gang that day, and specially sent someone to press him from the prison to the scene, and at the same time invited the people to watch the ceremony.

　　Although all the officials thought that the construction of the wine pond and meat forest was too absurd and extravagant, no matter whether it was Di Gang's statement that there would be violent storms on this day or Yan Ge's statement that there would be auspiciousness from the sky, they didn't really believe it. The high probability result should be nothing. occur.

　　The ministers saw that the Lutai eaves and teeth were carved, resplendent, layer upon layer, carved beams and painted buildings, like a beautiful and magnificent royal building.

　　Below Lutai is a jasper-like pool.

　　The walls of this wine pool are entirely made of white marble. The wine in the pool is a collection of fine wines contributed by Quan Dawei. It took three days and three nights to fill the pool. There is a larger wine cellar not far from the pool. Constantly renewing the wine in the pool.

Chapter 40 Auspiciousness

　　In the distance is a lush peach grove, which is said to have been transplanted by the thousands of gardeners who have been hired by Zuoji to work around the clock.

　　At this time, it is the season of spring flowers, and there are countless delicious delicacies hanging between the bright red petals and emerald green branches and leaves, which is really tempting.

　　Even the officials who hated Yan Ge's move in their hearts had to admit that the emperor really knew how to play and came up with such a good-looking and fun combination.

　　At this time, Yan Ge stood on the high Lutai and lit an incense in front of the heaven and earth. This is the traditional ceremony of the Great Wei Dynasty to celebrate the completion of the building.

　　After Yan Ge finished bathing and burning incense, everyone held their breaths and waited for something strange to happen, but they only saw a golden sun in the sky, the sky was clear, and there were no visions.

　　Just when everyone shook their heads and thought it was over.

　　Suddenly, there was a sharp and crisp cry in the sky, the sound was like a bird call, and it was like a beast roar, making it impossible to determine which animal made the call.

　　And then, all the ministers watching the ceremony saw a scene that they will never forget.

　　I saw a big black-blue bird gliding by in the air, every feather on its wings stood like a needle, and a circle of fluffy and colorful feathers on the top of its head, as if wearing a noble coat. crown.

　　"This is it!" Lin Song in the crowd suddenly widened his eyes like copper bells, "Could this be the legendary blue bird?"

　　According to the "Shan Hai Jing", the blue bird is a divine bird that feeds and spreads messages for the Queen Mother of the West.

　　In folklore, the blue bird is the auspicious divine bird as famous as the phoenix.

　　It is said that when Emperor Taiwu raised his army, there was a blue bird hovering over the rebel army for three days. As a result, Emperor Taiwu's power was greatly increased. When the enemy saw it, he thought he was the commander of the destiny and dared not resist!

　　Then the blue bird appeared when Yan Ge's wine pond and meat forest was built, what does this mean?

　　Among the hundreds of officials, the intelligent people have hurriedly knelt down and shouted: "My emperor is destined to return, and the emperor sent down auspicious signs to show his approval. Long live my emperor!"

　　At this moment, even those ministers who were still dissatisfied with Yan Ge's wine pool and meat forest didn't dare to say a word.

　　After all, the auspicious omens were right in front of them. Maybe Yan Ge's idea of ​​the wine pool and meat forest was inspired by the destiny?

　　After all, in the minds of the ancients, nothing could be bigger than the word "mandate of heaven". The so-called etiquette is nothing but the rules of the ancestors. What is it compared to the rules of heaven and earth?

　　What the hell is going on here?Standing on the deer platform, Yan Ge knew clearly in his heart, of course, there was no auspiciousness coming from the sky, it was just that he spent 1000 points to exchange for an A-level auspicious card in the system mall.

　　It is said that auspicious cards above S rank can directly change the sky

　　Like the weather, that's called terror. The scene in front of me is nothing but drizzle compared to those, but it's enough to bluff people.

　　After a while, the blue bird finally flew away, and the completion ceremony of the wine pond and meat forest was over, but the shock of leaving the crowd did not dissipate.

　　"Di Gang, what else do you have to say?" Di Gang, who was shocked, was pressed in front of Yan Ge.

　　"This..." Di Gang knelt on the ground, speechless.

　　"Do you still remember the oath you made with me at that time?" Yan Ge asked.

　　Di Gang kowtowed heavily on the ground: "Your Majesty, I know I'm wrong! From today on, I will kowtow in front of the Taiji Palace for three days to apologize!"

　　Yan Ge couldn't be happier in his heart, and this stubborn and stubborn stunned young man finally gave in.

　　So Yan Ge waved his hand: "Forget it, don't kneel, go home and rest. I will punish you to demote one level and reflect at home for three months!"

　　Di Gang said gratefully, "Thank you Lord Long!"

　　You must know that Di Gang blatantly offended the emperor in the main hall, and he can be sentenced to death according to the law, not to mention that he lost to Yan Ge in the gambling contract, and finally received such a light punishment, which is definitely Yan Ge's kindness .

　　So it's no wonder that Di Gang is so grateful, presumably in the future, even if Yan Ge does something that looks stupid, he won't use such an extreme way to discourage him.

　　After all, today's auspicious omens made all ministers more afraid of Yan Ge.

　　For Yan Ge, Di Gang's crime was only a minor crime compared to Zhou Han who scolded him in the courtroom. Di Gang was just a little pedantic anyway, and his starting point was good.

　　And Zhou Han represented a group of unruly literati. As long as the emperor did something that was not in line with their ideas, he would criticize him. Such a person would never be lenient.

　　It is precisely because of this that he has kept Zhou Han in the sky prison, and insisted on asking him to be executed after the autumn.

　　Even though many ministers and nobles asked him to release Zhou Han from the first day of Zhou Han's imprisonment, Yan Ge never wavered.

　　After Di Gang stepped back with great gratitude, Yan Ge called Daji: "Beauty, our wine pond is finally built!"

　　The two jumped into the wine pool, and the rich aroma of wine rushed to the face in an instant. The warm and sweet wine turned into fragrant wine steam after heating, which made people feel relaxed and happy.

　　"Your Majesty! Your attention to using wine as a pond is really wonderful!" Daji said with a sigh of relief.

　　Yan Ge laughed and said, thinking that in history, aren't you the rightful owner of this wine pond and meat forest?

　　If it is said that I can play or King Zhou of Shang, I am just imitating others.

　　After having fun in the wine pool, Yan Ge returned to the bedroom, and the system prompt that the wine pool meat forest mission was completed sounded in his mind.

Chapter 41 The King of Chu is so slender, and many of the palace starve to death

　　"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing the stage task: Wine Pool and Meat Forest, reward points [-] points!"

　　"Ding Dong, the new stage task 'Great Cleansing Movement' has been released: the host needs to eliminate the existing officials within the national bureaucracy, requiring the dismissal of more than 10% of the officials. Task reward: 1.5 points + a beauty card. Failure penalty: teleportation Back to the original world, time limit: 90 days."

　　"Ding Dong, a new batch of free tasks has been released in the task panel, please view it freely."

　　The amount of information prompted by this wave of systems is very large.

　　First of all, [-] points are in hand!

　　Yan Ge counted the current points, and there are 3.3 points, which is the most points he has accumulated so far!Enough for him to exchange his favorite props!

　　And the newly released stage tasks are also very attractive, in addition to 1.5 points, there is also a beauty card!

　　The beauty card is of course very good. After all, no one is too much of a beauty, right?

　　Since Yan Ge used the scoring system to redefine the beauties in the harem, there has almost been a major reshuffle in the harem, especially the only two beauties who have reached the concubine level are now Lin Peiyao and Daji.

　　But it's no wonder that Daji is a famous beauty in the entire history of the celestial dynasty. It is rare for the former emperor's palace to find Lin Peiyao who can stand in court.

　　These two are the most beautiful Wu Shi and the close-fitting female official Yue'er.

　　However, because of their status, these two could not be canonized as concubines.

　　The dignified emperor of Wei, if there were only two concubines in the harem, it would be too unreasonable.

　　Of course, Yan Ge adheres to the principle of “preferring to be short and not too much” and will not relax the posture requirements of a concubine, so the only solution is to find more top-notch beauties.

　　In Yan Ge's mind, it is necessary to hold a nationwide female draft event in the future. Of course, he will not allow the top beauties of Dawei to fall into the hands of others.

　　However, he would not dare to do this until the national strength was a little stronger, otherwise it would be too labor-intensive for the people and money.And now the beauty card is the best weapon to summon beautiful women.

　　It's a pity that the beauty card has up to 1 points. Under normal circumstances, Yan Ge really can't afford it. You must know that the dignified S-level [Dragon Tooth Censor Terrace] blueprint only has 1 points, and this thing is The ability to rectify the entire Dawei officialdom shows that the beauty card is expensive.

　　Therefore, under normal circumstances, if the quest reward is 1 points, Yan Ge should be reluctant to exchange for a beauty card, but now the reward for this task is a beauty card, which is not forcing Yan Ge to call. More beauties!

　　Yan Ge thought to himself: Oh, System, you know my mind too well.You must use this method to inspire me to complete the task!

　　However, although Yan Ge can't wait to complete this task immediately, the difficulty is not small.

　　What is the concept of dismissing more than 10% of officials nationwide?

　　It means that the entire bureaucracy of the Wei Dynasty has to go through it once

　　Regroup.

　　If the emperor casually issued such an order to clear people indiscriminately, it would be a devastating disaster for political stability.So how to accomplish this task has to be carefully planned.

　　As for the newly released free missions, Yan Ge is also looking forward to it.

　　After all, the stage tasks are mandatory, and there will be penalties if they are not completed.

　　The free missions are supplementary and can be freely chosen according to his current situation. If the missions are too difficult, he may not complete them, while missions with low difficulty and high rewards can be completed first. Therefore, the cost-effectiveness of free missions is very high.

　　Not sure what the newly released free missions are?

　　Yan Ge opened the task panel.

　　The new free missions are as follows:

　　1 Wang Hao has a slender waist: The host must enforce a waist-length dress in the harem. After the proportion of the harem's waist reaches a certain level, the task will be automatically completed.Reward: 1 points

　　2 Playing in women's clothes: The host needs to wear women's underwear to show in the public once.Reward: 4000 points.

　　3 Stealing tombs: Organize large-scale robbery of a large tomb.

　　Reward: 1.5 points.

　　Halo, the free tasks released by the system are still as absurd and bizarre as ever.

　　The name "Wang has a slender waist" makes Yan Ge naturally think of the sentence "The king of Chu has a slender waist, and many people starve to death in the palace." It is said that King Ling of Chu likes ministers with thin waists, so the officials of the court vote for him. Well, they don't eat even after dieting, and some even starve to death because of it.