The Target Always Thinks That I Like Him!

Xin Lu Yao had a dumbfounded expression the whole time. When she finally came back to her senses, she couldn’t help but lament, “To even be jealous of another girl, but not daring to confess, I take my hat off to you!”

They weren’t very quiet so it was impossible for Jiang Yi to not notice. Hearing the commotion, he turned around with a frown. “Don’t get involved in their matters and stay away from Meng Ze.”

Xin Lu Yao didn’t like his tone. Frowning, she said with displeasure, “President Jiang, if you can’t speak properly, it’s best to shut up.”

This caused Jiang Yi to choke on his words. He sat still for some time before abruptly standing up and heading to the second row. He squeezed his way into the seat next to Xin Lu Yao and whispered, “Are you angry?”

“Heh, how dare I?”

“Alright, alright. It’s my fault, I was just… jealous from seeing you getting along with that Meng guy.”

“Your scope of jealousy is a little broad.”

On the other side, Meng Ze kept pulling Xiang Han’s arm all the way till they left the venue. Wearing heels, Xiang Han was unable to keep up.

Seeing that there was no one else around, he tugged at Meng Ze’s elbow and acted pitiful. “Slow down, my feet hurt.”

Meng Ze quickly came to a stop and looked down at his shoes. Suddenly, he picked Xiang Han up into a princess hold and walked all the way to the car.

Xiang Han was instantly dumbstruck and almost forgot to speak.

Meng Ze used this opportunity to stuff him into the car and carefully held his calf to remove his shoe and give him a massage.

Xiang Han regained his senses and was frightened in that instant. After waking up from his daze, he hurriedly retracted his foot and said in embarrassment, “No, no, uh… President Meng, I…”

If he confessed at this time, wouldn’t his success rate be 100%?

Thinking of Xin Lu Yao’s advice, Xiang Han took a deep breath and was about to speak. However, Meng Ze was one step ahead of him. “What were you talking to her about just now?”

Before Xiang Han could get a single word of “I” out, he was stifled. “We didn’t say anything.”

Yet, sitting so close together?

Meng Ze frowned. “Stay away from her in future.” That woman might be homosexual. What if she leads Xiao Han astray… No, what if she seduces Xiao Han?

For the first time, he felt a sense of danger. He couldn’t hesitate. It was better to confirm the relationship before explaining everything else.

Thinking of this, he let out a breath and was about to confess. However, Xiang Han suddenly spoke up. “Why?”

With this interruption, Meng Ze forgot the words he had been preparing and simply said, “Because I like you.”

Xiang Han froze. The glee in his heart couldn’t be contained and his grin almost reached his ears. Sure enough, the heavens rewarded effort. He had finally taken Meng Ze down, hahaha!

Watching his smile grow wider, Meng Ze was finally relieved, but he still asked with a frown, “Don’t you have anything to say?”

What’s there to say? It’s all within his plans! Hahaha! Xiang Han continued to laugh dumbly.

Meng Ze could no longer resist. He directly pushed Xiang Han down onto the backseat and kissed him.

“Mmn…” Xiang Han was forced to tilt his head and gradually felt his jaw grow numb. He reached out a hand to push the other person away.

Meng Ze released him easily but couldn’t resist sucking on his earlobe.

“It’s ticklish…” Xiang Han pushed him away and evaded him with a laugh.

Meng Ze was finally pushed aside. His expression was aloof as usual, only his dark gaze had a bit of emotion.

While leaning over Xiang Han, he suddenly let out a light laugh and used a finger to press against the other person’s lips. He whispered hoarsely, “Your lipstick is smudged…”

Xiang Han: “…”

“But it’s alright. I’ll help you make it redder.” Saying so, he leaned in for another kiss. This time, it was extremely light, almost like a feather caressing his lips.

Xiang Han blinked and finally touched his own lips. Watching him, Meng Ze’s eyes grew deeper.

Xiang Han tried to reach out to block his line of sight, but as if nothing happened, Meng Ze retracted his gaze and looked toward the road. “Right, you didn’t answer me.”

“Answer?” Xiang Han’s head spun. He nearly forgot what they were talking about.

“Be with me and have less interactions with Xin Lu Yao.” Meng Ze appeared calm, but he glanced furtively at Xiang Han.

Helpless, Xiang Han could only reply to him using his actions. Must he still say anything?

“Ahem.” He cleared his throat and suddenly leaned sideways, into Meng Ze’s chest and began to act. “President Meng~ From now on, I’m yours. You cannot let me down…”

Meng Ze’s hand slipped and he nearly banged his arm against the railing.

“Speak properly.” He coughed, not wanting to admit how he did quite like it.

“Oh.” Xiang Han immediately straightened his back and said reservedly, “This Emperor permits it.”

Meng Ze tried to keep a straight face, with the corners of his lips twitching.

“Honestly, though, what has this got to do with Xiao Yao?” Xiang Han asked.

Meng Ze was clearly interested in her, how did he suddenly change so drastically?

Did it have anything to do with his charms? Xiang Han was gleeful.

“Nothing much. In any case, stay away from her.” Speaking of the female lead, Meng Ze’s tone grew colder.

Xiang Han only gave a hum and determined that he truly had no other intentions towards the female lead and relaxed. Now that he had successfully courted him, the next step was to… bend him?

However, since the general was already bent, it shouldn’t be difficult to bend him, right? Xiang Han thought worriedly, feeling the joy somewhat dissipate.

There weren’t any plans for that afternoon, so they went sightseeing a little. After returning to the hotel, Xiang Han laid on his bed after his bath and began to analyse his strategy.

Meng Ze waited until 11, but no one knocked on his door. He could no longer endure.

Outrageous! When courting him, Xiang Han would seduce him every day. Now that he had obtained his heart, he no longer made a sound?

Meng Ze’s gaze was quite dark as he sat by the desk. After a moment, he shut the laptop and got up.

Currently, Xiang Han was laying in bed. He got the system to access some p*rn sites to download some H manga.

The system refused and continued to struggle. [I’ll get a virus sooner or later.]

[Relax. You’re a combat system with strong defensive capabilities. Those small sites can’t possibly do anything to you…] Xiang Han continued to urge.

[No way, getting a virus from those sites is too disgusting.] System refused to yield.

Xiang Han could only harden his face and speak with utter sincerity, [Little Nine, do you think I want to do this? No! This is for the sake of the mission, to save you and the general!]

[Ahem, 009. Just…help him.] Big A couldn’t help but speak up. In fact, he was quite curious about how girls with d***s in H mangas looked like. Ah, the humans on Earth in the past were so imaginative.

Under pressure from its superior, System could only agree with humiliation.

When Meng Ze came knocking on his door, Xiang Han was immersed in it and quickly said, “Wait a minute.”

[Little Nine, send it to my phone after downloading it. Then, download the next one.] He instructed before going to open the door.

System felt extremely wronged. Should it download or not? There were so many viruses, it was incredibly uncomfortable!

As soon as Xiang Han opened the door, he saw Meng Ze wearing a black windbreaker with his arms crossed. He was leaning slightly against the doorframe, his whole body exuding a sense of indifference, abstinence, and beauty.

Xiang Han’s heart trembled. He couldn’t help wanting to push him down and do something else…

Meng Ze looked up after a second. He stared at Xiang Han deeply for a while and suddenly asked expressionlessly, “Hi, do you need some special service?”

Xiang Han’s hand that held the door slipped and he almost fell to the ground.

Meng Ze immediately reached out to support him. He smoothly entered the room and kicked the door closed behind him at the same time.

A service staff passing by: “…Public morals are degenerating with each passing day. That lad looks like a talent, but I didn’t expect…Tsk tsk. However, our hotel isn’t…”

“Lady, I’m from next door.” Meng Ze suddenly opened the door again and flashed his room card without a change in expression.

“Oh, oh.” The service staff was embarrassed..

After closing the door again, Meng Ze took Xiang Han into his embrace. He lowered his head to look at the other man.

Without high heels, Xiang Han was a lot shorter. If he didn’t look up, Meng Ze couldn’t see his expression at all and he couldn’t help but feel a little uncertain.

After thinking about it carefully, he found that he hadn’t done anything wrong. Why did Meng Ze suddenly come knocking on his door so aggressively?

“About that…what’s the matter?” He asked carefully.

“My bathroom is broken, I came to use yours.” Meng Ze recited some familiar lines.

“Oh oh, then go on.” Xiang Han quickly stepped aside.

Meng Ze felt helpless then pulled him back. He held Xiang Han’s shoulder and asked, “Did you really think the bathroom is so easily broken?”

“I-If not?” Xiang Han’s expression was blank. He thought to himself: Meng Ze couldn’t have deliberately broken the shower in the bathroom like he did, right? He was usually so dignified and serious… doesn’t seem like that kind of person at all.

Meng Ze felt weak. He reached out his hand and flicked Xiang Han on the forehead. “Let me ask you, are we in a relationship now?”

“Yes.” Xiang Han nodded vigorously.

“Then why…” Meng Ze’s words came out halfway before he fell silent.

Why did he feel like he’d been snubbed and given the cold shoulder? He couldn’t possibly ask the other person, “Why didn’t you come to seduce me?”

Meng Ze frowned and continued after a moment of thought, “It’s nothing, I’m just here to make sure.”

Xiang Han: “…”

“I’m just here to remind you that today’s goodnight kiss hasn’t been given yet.” Meng Ze said seriously.

Xiang Han: “…” Since when did he agree to give Meng Ze a kiss every day?

“There is still yesterday’s which you need to make up for.” Meng Ze reminded again.

Xiang Han was shocked. He didn’t expect the tyrant to do something like this.

He quickly stood on tiptoe, kissed the other man twice on the cheek, then quickly escaped.

“Is this okay?” He was still waiting to go back to his manga.

“Too perfunctory.” Meng Ze frowned, clearly dissatisfied.

Xiang Han: “…” Which part of it was perfunctory? Wasn’t this how he did it the first two times?

“But it’s okay, I’ll teach you.” Meng Ze said solemnly.

After saying so, he took a step forward, grabbed Xiang Han’s waist with one hand and held the back of his head with the other.

Xiang Han’s eyes widened, and cursed in his heart: If goodnight kisses were all like this, there was no need to sleep at night anymore.

After separating, Xiang Han just took a few gulps of air before hearing Meng Ze say “That was for yesterday. This is for today…”

Xiang Han’s eyes widened. As soon as he tried to resist, his lips were captured again and he could only let out a whimper.

Noticing that Meng Ze was growing out of control, Xiang Han suddenly woke up. He hurriedly pushed him away with embarrassment. “I…I’m not ready yet.”

It’s over. He had *ahem* just now. It didn’t touch Meng Ze, right?

Xiang Han was dying to cover his face. He had caught Meng Ze, but how should he confess that he was actually a man?

Meng Ze was also quick to calm down and instantly understood why Xiang Han had suddenly pushed him away in fear.

He frowned. How should he tell Xiang Han that he actually doesn’t like women without hurting him?

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Xiang Han: I’m afraid he will be scared when he knows the truth.

Meng Ze: I’m afraid he will be heartbroken when he knows the truth.

P/R: Haaa…this baka couple…