The Whole Entertainment Circle Begs Me To Shut Up

What the brother of the Jade Emperor, the Shoushan King of Mount Putuo, what the black bear said Meng Shaoyou couldn't believe a word.

When it comes to the Taoist genealogy, isn't Xiao Meng Daochang more familiar than a bear?

Besides, this is a Taoist and Buddhist school. Another grandson monkey, why don't you say that he is still one of Confucius's 72 disciples?

Jiang Chuang is familiar with these methods-the immortals like the Four Gates mainly rely on the incense received by the people's beliefs. In the eyes of the government, they can only be regarded as folk customs and cannot be classified as religious beliefs. Therefore, they have not been able to cross the clear road. Be weaker.

Therefore, many immortals will make up some powerful origins for themselves when the top immortal is urging incense, so that they can look more powerful in front of the believers. This black door is okay, Jiang Chuang has also seen a fairy family claiming to be It's from Pangu...

The fox fairy of Jiang Chuang's family also knew these methods, and immediately said: "You are also worthy of being a king?! What a big tone, the king! I'm still Guanshiyin!"

The two animals disliked each other. The black bear looked up and down the fox fairy and sneered: "It's just a southern fox, what right does it have to talk to me?"

It is said that the southern ghost and the northern fox, the main position of this fox fairy is still in the north.

The foxes in the north can generally be included in the genealogy of the Hu family, and although the fox from the south of the Jiang family has the Tao, but it is not a pedigree with the north, the reputation is much worse. Now, to put it bluntly, the black door of the three immortals of the flower is half a catty.

What happened to the fox from the south!

This has always been fox fairy's painful foot, and it is even more embarrassing to be said by the five thick black gates. The little fox furiously exploded his hair, clenched his fists, his body suddenly tightened, and his round eyes also It became a bit narrow and long, and the pupil became the vertical pupil of the animal!

I saw the little girl exclaimed, "What's wrong with the Southern Fox! I can't tell the Mandarin!"

"Today, let you see how great aunt and grandma are!"

He turned into a flaming fox and rushed to the black bear in front of him. The black bear is not a vegetarian, and is now torn with the fox!

Ivano was dumbfounded and said: "This, this is a matter of discussion?!"

Jiang Chuang was not surprised, and said calmly: "If you can't agree, just fight!"

My family’s immortals have always convinced people with reason, physical reason.

The fox fairies of Jiang Chuang's family can all run out of the island by themselves. That is also the best talent among the southern foxes, okay! Xiaohuxian has always had a bad temper. Before, Xiaolin was angered by her at the door of her house only after rubbing some dust. This time, the black door prodded her sore spot, so naturally he would not be let go easily.

Because it is under the eaves, the two animals maintain their normal size and torn together.

The fox is dexterous and clever, and often unexpectedly rushes to bite a piece of black bear's flesh, and it screams in pain. When the two animals fight, they usually have hair flying all over the sky. Meng Shaoyou and the three human beings stand aside, and a lot of hair floats in front of them.

Pieces of red and black, Ivano couldn’t help but feel the same...

He also lost a lot of hair when he was fighting with the bear!

This black door is still a little good. The little fox fairy of Jiang Chuang's family has the upper hand at first, but after all, the black bear has better physical strength and thick skin. Even if the fox bites it bald, it doesn't mind.

In the next second, the little fox was caught by the black bear's tail, and Jiang Chuang said anxiously when he saw this: "Ah!"

How can a girl's tail be caught casually!

From this glance, I knew that it was Jiang Chuang's immortal who had lost the fight. The black door screamed while grabbing the fox's tail, and squeezed the fox's tail. The hair on the tail was squeezed down.

Jiang Chuang felt distressed and quickly said: "Stop! Stop! Stop!"

The black door closed his hand, and the little fox fairy was thrown aside by it. Jiang Chuang quickly went up and picked up the fox, and touched the visibly bald tail with distress.

Heimen snorted, and sat directly on Jiang Chuang's sofa and said coarsely, "Are you still talking about it now!"

Jiang Chuang hugged the little fox and said sorry to Meng Shaoyou: "I'm sorry, Mr. Meng, we can't take care of this, please be clever."

The little fox cried out, but he didn't expect to lose the fight, so he struggled in Jiang Chuang's arms and said: "I don't accept it! I don't accept it! I want to fight!"

Jiang Chuang hurriedly hugged the fox away, you will be bald if you continue to beat grandma!

Seeing that Jiang Chuang no longer dared to take this matter, Heimen stared at Meng Shaoyou and Ivano who were standing aside and said, "Why, do you still want to continue talking?"

Ivano and Meng Shaoyou looked at each other. Only then did Ivano realize that the bear should have kept his hands when he fought with himself.

Meng Shaoyou is a little helpless. He has never been in contact with these immortals, but judging from the temperament of these animals, he can’t help but feel a little bit persistent. I will definitely come back...

Jiang Chuang glanced at both sides, pulled Ivano and Meng Shaoyou aside, hesitated and said, "I'm telling you the truth, this black school is just looking for a disciple to top the immortal, but in fact there is no one. It's too bad, why don't you consider it too?"

In Jiang Chuang's cognition, those who are able to top the immortal have immortal fate and cannot be shied away. Moreover, the fairy family and the disciples can be regarded as a state of mutual assistance, and the disciples who are generally favored by the immortal family will eventually top the immortal.

If Ivano doesn't want to look at things, then it's okay to offer to protect the family.

Jiang Chuang shared his suggestions with Ivano, and Ivano also saw the attitude of Caiheimen, and he couldn't help thinking about it.

In the end, the black bear sitting on the sofa became impatient and slapped the bear's paw.

Meng Shaoyou turned his head and looked at it when he heard the words: "Can't wait so much?"

The black bear still remembered him, he was the Taoist priest he had met before. It is still a little afraid of this Taoist priest. The immortal family can all look at the fate. This Taoist priest and the man next to him yesterday are not easy to provoke.

The black bear just wants to make Ivano immortal, and does not want to offend such a person.

Therefore, when Meng Shaoyou spoke like this, it snorted, but did not urge it again.

Ivano struggled there for a long time. After Jiang Chuang told him something about Ma Xian, he didn't reject the black bear too much.

After all, I heard that some of the Xian family's unique skills are treating diseases, and this black bear does not know if it will cure hair loss.

He hesitated for a while and asked, "I am not incapable of being an immortal, I just want to ask, why is it me?"

The black door said: "What else needs to be said? Your family is the only one with fairy fate!"

This black bear used to practice with the old lady, and was rescued by Ivano’s grandfather when he was a little bear. The immortals all talk about fate and will repay their gratitude. Heimen will find him when he can reach the path of immortality. They are home.

Ivano was puzzled upon hearing the words: "Repaying gratitude, repaying gratitude is so troublesome!"

Kuromon heard this and said angrily: "Do you think we are random animals?! You don't have to keep your eyes open when you find a disciple!"

The fairy family chooses his younger brother Mana very carefully. After all, this is related to their cultivation level. If the disciples’ bad conduct is also a bad thing for the fairy family, these disciples will be "spoken" by the fairy family before they go out. .

This can be regarded as the restraint of the immortal family, if you are casually topping the immortal, how will people look at it...

Meng Shaoyou thought, the exchanges between the immortal family and his disciple who came from Ma Xian could be regarded as the standard for blind dates in the metaphysical circles.

Because Ivano agreed with Dingxian, Heimen became more talkative. Finally reached an agreement, Ivano agreed to worship Kuromon, but only to protect the family, not to help others.

Then came the worship. After the discussion, Jiang Chuang said: "At this time, you only need to worship another master... There is a hall of immortals in Nancheng, and there is also a teacher. If you don’t, you worship. It’s the same for me as a teacher."

The fox fairy of Jiang Chuang's family is not the same as that of the northern horse fairy.

Ivano asked with doubts upon hearing the words: "Then it is not good for me to follow Meng Shaoyou as a teacher?"

Jiang Chuang: "..."

Jiang Chuang choked, and said to his heart, I haven't seen a Taoist priest who has ever been found to be a master! Even if you are an outsider, you can't take such an unusual path, right?

Meng Shaoyou was also taken aback for a moment, and then he couldn't laugh or cry: "There are rules for each line, this is not the same way after all, it is better to be a teacher."

Ivano didn't understand that, in fact, all the immortals were masters and apprentices, and they all had their own unique rules and magic. They were not in the same system as Buddhism and Taoism.

Moreover, Taoism also has its own rules and will not accept disciples at will.

Ivano couldn't help but lose a bit when he heard the words, but he was not persistent. Just as Meng Shaoyou said that his party has a line of rules, he promised Dingxian, it is naturally to act according to the rules of the disciple of the horse.

Meng Shaoyou certainly can't accept disciples here, and the black bear is unwilling to worship Jiang Chuang as his teacher. After all, the fox of Jiang Chuang's family hasn't defeated him, so why let him apprentice Jiang Chuang? Isn't this inferior to others for no reason?

Hua Sanxian rarely has a chance to become immortal, but the black bear still keeps the rules of the world. Heimen is unwilling, and Jiang Chuang does not force it, so he gave Ivano an address, which is the entrance to Nancheng’s Maxian. Among the three lanes.

It was still early from Jiang Chuang's house, so Ivano thought of finishing the matter earlier, and went straight to Sanfangxiang. Meng Shaoyou also followed.

This is also the first time Meng Shaoyou has walked into Sanfang Alley. The address given by Jiang Chuang is at the end of Sanfang Alley. It is a two-room shop, but the door is concealed, not like opening the door for business.

Before Ivano entered the door, someone came out and saw the two of them: "Is it introduced by Jiang Chuang? Please come inside."

There will always be exchanges between Nancheng's disciples. Jiang Chuang greeted Ivano in advance and didn't encounter too much trouble.

Then it was for Ivano to choose to learn from—in fact, this was also a part of the fairy family's mutual understanding.

The black bear, who was quite dignified in Jiang Chuang's house, has also become a little more obedient here.

…

Meng Shaoyou didn't look at it when he was apprentice, and went to the courtyard at the entrance of this hall.

This yard is very large, planted with many green plants, and there are also many container decorations. Mainly because there are many immortal houses in Tangkou, some immortals will show their real bodies to play in Tangkou, and there are even Xianjia drag families who live in Caishen Tower.

Meng Shaoyou glanced at the yard. The fox and the weasel each occupied a place and squeezed together. There was a big roller beside it, and a few small hedgehogs were running on it.

In addition to the roller yard, there are a lot of toys and the like, the layout of this yard is a bit strange...

Meng Shaoyou looked at the disciple who was on the sidelines and couldn't help but ask, "What do these appliances in this yard do?"

Seeing that he was curious, the disciple from the horse explained patiently, "This is a Fengrong device!"

With the development of science and technology these years, the outside world is not as green and beautiful as before. Modern equipment has invaded a lot of mountain environments, and even animals are rare on the roadside.

Therefore, the immortal family in the entrance of the hall can't go out as long as they want to go out like in the past, most of the time they have to nest in the entrance of the hall. This animal can't stay in the small place for a long time...

"So, in order to enrich the life of the fairy family and meet their physical and psychological needs, we have arranged a lot of enrichment equipment in the yard, all of which are advanced equipment imported from the zoo!"

Otherwise, what if the immortals stay depressed!

Although it is said to be a fairy family, it is actually a wild animal!

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Tangkou in the new era is very humane.