The Whole Entertainment Circle Begs Me To Shut Up

This is the first time that Meng Shaoyou has come into contact with Ma Xian. It was a bit embarrassing to see the enrichment device full of the yard, and it was not only the enrichment toy, but also when the hall was set up here, he went to apply for a business permit. And breeding license.

Is this a top fairy or a zoo...

There are many immortals in the yard, most of them have their own domains that do not interfere with each other. One by one, they were petite and rolled into a ball, playing around with Fengrong toys. Suddenly a little red fox pushed another little fox with a pattern on its tail to the ground.

The fox that was pushed down was taken aback, then jumped up and rushed towards each other. The two foxes fought, and then the other foxes joined the battle when they saw it, and they fought together.

Meng Shaoyou didn't expect to see such a scene again. He was taken aback for a moment, and the disciple on the side hurried up to pull away the foxes who were fighting together and said: "No fighting! Otherwise, there will be no delicious food today!"

When the little foxes were pulled apart, their hair was exploded into a ball, fluffy like red clouds, staring at each other without showing weakness, obviously not paying attention to the disciple's words.

Upon seeing this, the disciple said: "There is no more milk for dinner!"

Those little foxes sobbed when they heard this, murmured and became obedient, and went to hold their disciples' thighs and act coquettishly.

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

The sense of sight in the zoo has become heavier.

The disciple came back and said embarrassedly: "These are not the Xian family, they are all children of the Xian family, are the children still young..."

Meng Shaoyou nodded in a daze. As this progresses, it is estimated that this horse fairy will be able to reproduce artificially...

He went around here again. The immortals at the top of the hall are all orthodox five immortals, so all he sees are foxes, weasels, and the like, but I want to come, such a big hall, if it’s a bear, it’s not easy to follow people. Explain.

It is difficult to apply for farming licenses alone.

The distribution of these animals is also related to their habits. Foxes and weasels mostly like holes, while thorns are grouped together in corners, because Meng Shaoyou is a Taoist priest, which is quite insane for these little immortals. So Meng Shao wandered into the yard and the little animals didn't pay attention to him.

Even the group of thorns shrinking in the corner couldn't help but move to another place when they saw him.

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Upon seeing this, the disciple of the horse laughed and said, "No way, you are a Taoist priest!"

They will also offer Taoist or Buddhist statues at the entrance, but these are separate from the offerings of the immortal family.

Meng Shaoyou rubbed his nose and sighed. He still wanted to touch these little animals. The animals were not enough. Meng Shaoyou looked at the time and guessed that Ivano should be over. He was about to leave the yard. Suddenly a mass of things slid down from the tree and fell on Meng Shaoyou softly. On his neck.

Suddenly a smooth touch came from the neck, as well as a delicate and cool touch...

He turned his head and watched a little black snake slowly moving from his neck, the little triangle snake head stopped on Meng Shaoyou's cheek, and then he touched Meng Shaoyou's cheek affectionately.

Little Snake: "His hiss..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Meng Shaoyou froze and stood still. Seeing the calm expression of the disciple Ma, he also guessed that this should also be a child of the fairy family.

Yes, the willow gate among the four gates will float on the trees...

Knowing that this was an aura of snake Meng Shaoyou was a little bit calm, but still couldn't help getting goose bumps all over. The little snake liked his look very much. After rubbing his left cheek, he rubbed it to the right, with a cute look.

Upon seeing this, the disciple of the horse was surprised and said, "It seems that this little fairy family is not afraid of you!"

Meng Shaoyouxin said, it is not afraid of me, but I am afraid of it! !

But seeing Xiao Snake so happy to post with him, he didn't know what to say for a while, and could only smile. The little snake really likes Meng Shaoyou, his little tail patted his shoulder lightly, as if he was about to make his home here.

Meng Shaoyou had no choice but to say: "Let it come down, I am leaving now."

The disciple came over and wanted to take the little snake off, but when he approached the little snake, he straightened his body and made a "hissing" sound at him.

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

It seems that I really like it.

Meng Shaoyou had a headache and looked at the disciple of the horse. Before the two of them could figure out any way, he felt that the little snake was taken away as soon as his neck was lightened.

Looking back, it was a man with long black hair and a shabby face, holding the little snake and snorted, "If you don't practice well, what should you do with living people?"

The little snake was pinched in his hand pitifully on the man's wrist, and a pair of green snake pupils stared at Meng Shaoyou.

The man glanced at Meng Shaoyou, then put the snake into his sleeve and said, "The junior at home is naughty."

He nodded reservedly towards Meng Shaoyou, the little snake twisted unconvincingly in his hand, and wanted to swim towards Meng Shaoyou.

Meng Shaoyou laughed dryly: "It doesn't matter..."

This man should be the figure of a certain immortal family in Liumen. Seeing Xiao Snake looking at Meng Shaoyou longingly, he also looked over curiously.

He leaned in front of Meng Shaoyou and sniffed, and his expression became strange involuntarily.

Don't talk about the little snake, he also wants to get caught in Meng Shaoyou...

The look in Meng Shaoyou's eyes was a little wrong during the first year and the other, which made Meng Shaoyou feel twisted and couldn't help smelling his sleeve.

No, it's tasteless?

I saw that Liu Xian thought a little bit, and then rushed to Meng Shaoyou: "Little Taoist priest, I think you have a good relationship with our Liu Clan, this snake will send you off!"

Then he took out a snake and stuffed it into Meng Shaoyou's hands. The disciple on the side was also taken aback.

Humen's nails, Huangmen's hair, Baimen's thorns, and Liumen's snakes, these are all treasures!

These are the things of the Xian Family, they are all stained with spiritual energy, and these are equivalent to the Xian Family's presence...

This Liu Ye is quite a man who can fight at Tangkou, and his snake slough is also very precious. He is carefully kept in safekeeping on weekdays, and he was given away today! !

Meng Shaoyou didn't know the preciousness of snake sloughing, but he also knew that the disciple's reaction was a good thing.

Meng Shaoyou was about to shirk, then Liu Xian said: "This snake can be equivalent to another me, it can be worth thousands of soldiers!"

Meng Shaoyou, who was about to refuse, paused, and silently took the snake back.

This snake can also be used as self-defense props for Teacher Yu...

But it’s just a little bigger, so it’s not bad to divide it into small portions when you go back.

Liu Xian didn't know what Meng Shaoyou was thinking, but it was a good mood to see him accept the snake.

Meng Shaoyou stumbled on Liuxian’s snake slough, and the disciple couldn’t help but said when he sent him out, “How did you do it? Props..."

Meng Shaoyou’s face is considered to be a celebrity in Nancheng’s Xuanmen. The name of Captain Yang Jian’s impermanence, like his face, is widely circulated in the market. The horse disciple ate lemons in his heart and asked with tears: “Is it right? As a Taoist priest, you can become a group pet. Is it too late for me to become a monk? Oh..."

It's really enviable! !

The disciple's mouth was full of sourness, just as he hurriedly sent Meng Shaoyou and Ivano out, for fear that he would cry out in the next second.

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He wanted to say that even Taoist priests are not so lucky.

...

After Meng Shaoyou returned home, he saw Yu Jianghe sitting in the living room reading a book, which should have been waiting for him. After hearing the sound of Meng Shaoyou opening the door, Yu Jianghe looked up and asked, "I'm back? Do you want to eat or take a bath first?"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He glanced at Teacher Yu, crying and laughing: "Teacher Yu, don't be like this."

Teacher Yu has always said that such lines are too inconsistent, and they don’t fit the human setting at all!

Yu Jianghe asked, "Don't you like this?"

Meng Shaoyou vomited: "Looks like being pierced by the soul, I want to wear a talisman for you."

Yu Jianghe laughed, Meng Shaoyou walked over and sat down next to him, and then chatted with him about what happened today. When talking about the miniature zoo in the courtyard of Tangkou, both of them were smiling.

Usually Meng Shaoyou is talking, and Yu Jianghe is responsible for listening. He used to resist these things, but now he will take the initiative to understand them.

It's just for one person...

Meng Shaoyou leaned on Teacher Yu to talk non-stop. Yu Jianghe listened carefully at first, then looked down at him, then couldn't help but lowered his head and dropped a soft kiss on the tip of the long nose.

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

...

The snake that Liu Xian gave, Meng Shaoyou took it with him before he thought about how to use it, and regarded it as a ward off evil spirits.

Because of the role of the snake, the small animals around the crew are reduced a lot.

The weather has recently turned warmer into spring, and mosquitoes have begun to appear, but even the mosquitoes are not seen around the crew, which makes the crew next door envy.

Qin Bin is the male lead actor in the crew next door. After seeing Meng Shaoyou here, he came to chatter from time to time.

Before Meng Shaoyou helped him solve the female ghost in the house, he was very grateful to Meng Shaoyou, but the two hadn't seen each other much after that time.

Qin Bin whispered: "The place where you asked me to dig last time really dug a female corpse! I was so scared that I hurried to call the police. The police also solved a murder case ten years ago. Master, you really are incrediable!"

Meng Shaoyou was not surprised when he heard this. The reason why the haunted house Qin Bin bought before was a haunted house because the female ghost died in the house, and the bones are not cold. Wouldn't it be a resentful ghost?

Qin Bin dug up the bones and called the police to solve the case, which can be regarded as the cause and effect between him and the female ghost.

After talking about the haunted house, Qin Bin smiled again and said: "Although the haunted house is a little scarier, I didn't get nothing."

After solving the female ghost's bones, nothing messed up around Qin Bin. I also started to have a good luck. I recently had a girlfriend, and the two of them are fighting fiercely.

Qin Bin also trusted Meng Shaoyou to say that the relationship between the two is still hidden, but Meng Shaoyou is a person who has seen him twice, and now he has finally made a girlfriend and can't help but talk about it.

He took out his mobile phone and handed it over the photo of himself and his girlfriend. Meng Shaoyou took a look. In the photo, the handsome men and the beautiful women stood together quite right, and the manners were very intimate. It was obvious that they were a very loving couple. Lovers.

Qin Bin said hehe, "How about it, isn't my girlfriend very beautiful?"

Meng Shaoyou nodded, and Qin Bin smiled brighter when he saw his approval. He was not a mad demon, even the thought that even the master nodded his head.

Qin Bin kissed the photo and said to Meng Shaoyou: "Master, I only now know that love is such a beautiful thing!"

"Master, don't listen to those people on the Internet saying that love is hardship, love is good!" Qin Bin looked like a love salesperson, and then thought that Meng Shaoyou was a Taoist priest, and said, "Excuse me, master, I Forget that you are a Taoist priest, don't mind."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

The Taoist leader has long been in love! Not only not bitter, but also beautiful!

But that can’t be said. Qin Bin didn’t say much. Instead, he said, “Speaking of which, my girlfriend will come to visit the class tomorrow, or will you meet? I also want the master to help her check her luck and give her a charm. of."

Qin Bin really cares about his girlfriend, so naturally he will not refuse Meng Shaoyou.

When the next day, when the crew next door opened the visit, Meng Shaoyou saw a tall beauty and walked in, avoiding the reporter.

After the reporter left, Qin Bin took her to Meng Shaoyou and said enthusiastically: "Master, this is my girlfriend!"

Meng Shaoyou glanced up at this tall beauty, who looked exactly like the photo, with glamorous eyebrows and eye-catching eyes, and a quaint pendant hanging from her slender neck, which was gorgeous and not vulgar.

Who saw Qin Bin's good blessings without telling him.

But Meng Shaoyou looked at her pendant and then at the beauty.

The beautiful facial features gradually distorted in his eyes, and finally turned into a skeleton.

Qin Bin stood by her and looked at the skull affectionately, and turned to Meng Shaoyou: "Master, can you help my girlfriend take a look, does she need to pay attention to anything?"

Meng Shaoyou retracted his gaze and blinked, the skeleton turned into a beauty again and looked at him with a smile.

"Nothing..." Meng Shaoyou said, "Your girlfriend is in a smooth fortune, there is nothing to pay attention to."

The beauty smiled and patted Qin Bin and said, "I'll just say you are thinking about it."

Qin Bin was also happy when he heard the words, and after teasing with his girlfriend for a while, he sent the person out of the crew.

After the people left, Qin Bin came to Meng Shaoyou again and said, "My girlfriend is very good? Xu Ning always said that I am short-sighted. I paid attention this time. It must be fine~"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

No, I think you have a little bit of a snack.