The Young Me, Three Words Shocked The Whole Network
少年的我,三个字震惊全网
Su Chen traveled through parallel worlds, became an eight-year-old child, and was selected by the "Time Boys" program group.
Summary
Su Chen traveled through parallel worlds, became an eight-year-old child, and was selected by the "Time Boys" program group.
On the first day of school.
Teacher: "Teacher wasted half his life and summed up a crucial truth. Only by studying hard can you not be abandoned by the times in the future."
Su Chen: "Teacher, your comprehension is a little shallow. Even though I am young, I feel that I have comprehended it! Life is actually not that complicated!"
Teacher: "You can't say that, you are still young, you don't understand, just like those flowers in the garden, if it were you, which one would you pick?"
Su Chen: "The ugly one."
Teacher: "That's right! Beautiful...wait...why?"
Su Chen: "My garden cannot accommodate those useless waste!"
As soon as this remark came out, the entire Internet was shocked!
Netizens:
"My good fellow, I planned to teach you the way of the mean, but you have realized the emperor's mind!"
"I cried, I actually...
- 1 001-Time Boys Program!
- 2 002-Gold Finger Account!
- 3 003-Sister, Have You Heard Of Pengci?
- 4 004-Be Rich!
- 5 Is Anyone Watching?
- 6 005-My Garden Cannot Accommodate Those Useless Waste!
- 7 006-Damn It! It Was Actually Pretended By Him Again!
- 8 007-Seven Years Old And Injured For A Year! (Ask For Flowers)
- 9 008- Make Good Use Of Onomatopoeia! (Ask For Flowers)
- 10 009-What Kind Of Wickedness Can A Child Have! (Ask For Flowers)
- 11 010-If I Am Guilty, Please Let The Law Punish Me! (Ask For Flowers)
- 12 011-I'm Still Young, I Don't Want To Die Young! (Ask For Flowers)
- 13 012- Our Lady Boss Is From 1982! (Ask For Flowers)
- 14 013-I Have Double-Clicked On The Temple To Save! (Ask For Flowers)
- 15 014-The Joys And Sorrows Of Human Beings Are Not Connected! (Ask For Flowers)
- 16 015-Million Emotional Value, System Lottery! (Ask For Flowers, Ask For A Reward)
- 17 016-How About... I Knock Myself Out First? (Ask For Flowers, Ask For A Reward)
- 18 017-Fuck! What A Big Bend! ! (Ask For Flowers, Ask For A Reward)
- 19 018- Please Accept The Magic Power! (Ask For Flowers)
- 20 019-A Handsome Word Runs Through Life! (Ask For Flowers)
- 21 020-Too Arrogant! Please Allow Me To Challenge Him One-On-One! (Ask For Flowers)
- 22 021-He Seems To Have Said Everything, But He Seems To Have Said Nothing! (Ask For Flowers)
- 23 022-This Is More Than Just A Show! It's Wai Rui Goode! (Ask For Flowers)
- 24 023-Teacher: You May Not Believe Me If You Tell Me, I'm Gone!
- 25 024-Is It Time To Eat? (Ask For Flowers)
- 26 025-My God! I'm Still A Kid! (Ask For Flowers, Ask For A Reward)
- 27 026-Teacher, Please Calm Down First, Listen To Me Slowly Argue With You! (Ask For Flowers)
- 28 027-God, What A Jar Of Ashes! (Ask For Flowers, Ask For A Reward)
- 29 028-The Essence Of Drama! (Ask For Flowers, Ask For A Reward)
- 30 029-I Even Laughed When I Was Beaten! (Ask For Flowers)
- 31 030-I Treat You As A Student, But You Want To Be My Father? ! (Ask For Flowers)
- 32 031-As Long As You Work Hard, Your Boss Will Definitely Buy A Car And A House!
- 33 032-Crying Like A Two-Hundred-Pound Child! (Ask For Flowers)
- 34 033-Look At This Small Mouth, It Looks Like It Has Been Wiped With Kerosene! (Ask For Flowers)
- 35 034-Hurry Up And Arrange A Hukou In Cao County For Such Talents! (Ask For Flowers)
- 36 035-How High Is The Pillow To Have Such A Dream? (Ask For Flowers)
- 37 036-My Goddamn Nowhere Charm! (Ask For Flowers)
- 38 037-I, Su, And RuanFan Are At Odds! (Ask For Flowers)
- 39 038-Bingbing: Don't Worry, I Will Take It! (Ask For Flowers, Ask For A Reward)
- 40 039-Good Behavior? If You Say It Eats People, I Will Believe It! (Ask For Flowers, Ask For A Reward)
- 41 040-Would You Like To Leave This With Me? (Ask For Flowers, Ask For A Reward)
- 42 041- Su Chen: I Have A Mature And Bold Idea! (Ask For Flowers)
- 43 042-When You Open Your Mouth, You Are An Old Hermaphrodite! (Ask For Flowers, Ask For A Reward)
- 44 043-I'm Going To Die Laughing In This Live Broadcast Room Sooner Or Later! (Ask For Flowers)
- 45 044-I Treat You Like A Girl, But You Want To Fencing With Me? (Ask For Flowers)
- 46 045-Everyone Has A Lumbar Disc, Why Is It So Prominent On You? (Ask For Flowers)
- 47 046-Some People Marry Love, Some People Marry Technology! (Ask For Flowers)
- 48 047-System Lottery, Terrifying Rewards! (Ask For Flowers, Ask For A Reward)
- 49 048-You Understand My Schemes, And I Understand Your Pretentious Reserve! (Ask For Flowers)
- 50 049-I Know This Dog, Who Sat At My Front Desk In The College Entrance Examination! (Ask For Flowers)
- 51 050-Is It Okay To Slip By Yourself? (Ask For Flowers, Ask For A Reward)
- 52 051-I Think There Is No Homework In This World! (Ask For Flowers)
- 53 052-Little Question Mark, Do You Have Many Friends? (Ask For Flowers, Ask For A Reward)
- 54 053-I Just Like To See You Talking Nonsense In A Serious Manner! (Ask For Flowers)
- 55 054-I Call The Experts Directly! (Ask For Flowers, Ask For A Reward)
- 56 055-When I Understood In Seconds, None Of You Here Is Innocent! (Ask For Flowers)
- 57 056-It's Okay To Be Ugly, The Key Is To Be Beautiful! (Ask For Flowers)
- 58 057-What Are These Tiger And Wolf Words! (Seeking First Order, Seeking Custom Order)
- 59 058-This Wave, Some Personal Grievances! (Seeking First Order, Seeking Custom Order)
- 60 059-Don't Just Drink, Eat A La Carte! (Seeking First Order, Seeking Custom Order)
- 61 060-Beautiful Brother, You Are Done Talking! (Seeking First Order, Seeking Custom Order)
- 62 061-Are You Satisfied With Making Me Cry? (Seeking First Order, Seeking Custom Order)
- 63 062-Classic Club Death Scene, You Have Coins! (Seeking First Order, Seeking Custom Order)
- 64 063-Chrysanthemums Have Become Sunflowers! (Yanzu, Please Customize!)
- 65 064-Aren't You Here To Mess Things Up? (Yanzu, Please Customize)
- 66 065-Tears! Dream Back To The Classroom! (Yanzu, Please Customize)
- 67 066-Don't Leave After School, Come To My Office! (Yanzu, Please Customize)
- 68 067-Liu Mengyao: I'm Numb! (Yanzu, Please Customize)
- 69 068-You Can Doubt My Character, But You Can't Doubt My Appearance!
- 70 069-You May Not Believe It! (Yanzu, Please Customize)
- 71 070-Fuck! You Actually Boil Shit? ! (Please Customize!)
- 72 071-No One Asks About School Flowers For Ten Years, But Once The Stewed Shit Is Known To The World!
- 73 072-Great Damage, Strong Insult! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 74 073-I Shed Tears Of Envy On The Spot! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 75 074-You Have The Ability To Harm Your Neighbors, But Why Don't You Have The Ability To Open The
- 76 075-My Mentality Has Collapsed! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 77 076-My Dignified School Belle Doesn't Want To Lose Face! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flow
- 78 077-This Movement Is So Skillful That It Makes People Feel Distressed! (Please Customize, Please Ask
- 79 078-The Farewell Of Adults Is Always Silent! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 80 079-Put Your Head Here, I'll Give You A Buff! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 81 080-If You Talk About This, Then I Won't Be Sleepy! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 82 081-The Clown Is Myself? (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 83 082-This Is Really A Scary Thing! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 84 083-A Real Sand Sculpture, I Have To Find A Way To Be Friends With Him! (Please Customize, Please As
- 85 084-Handsome Is A Lifetime Thing! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 86 085-Can You Talk? If You Can Speak, Just Say A Few More Words! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flo
- 87 086-I Want To Wake Up With You! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 88 087-Where Is The Morality? Where Is WechatXin? ! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 89 088-Stainless Steel Chopsticks, Nice Sticks! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 90 089-Stop! Let Me Go! I Want To Go Home! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 91 090-Park Tai Chi? (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 92 091-I'll Sit At The Child's Table! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 93 092-I'm Too Embarrassed To Poke You! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 94 093-Aren't You Crazy? It's A Big Problem! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 95 094-All Labor And Capital Pants Are Taken Off, And This Is The Result? (Please Customize, Please Ask
- 96 095-Stone Hammer! Do You Still Dare To Say That You Are Not Named Waste? ! (Please Customize, Please
- 97 096-God, What Kind Of Painting Style Is Above Him! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 98 097-Master Su Qingjie, God Su Blushed! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 99 098-Please Give Me A Dozen Of Such Wingmen! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
- 100 099 - Oops! It's Heartbreaking! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
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