The Zombie King Wants To Live An Ordinary Life

"Lu Ren, what are you going to do in the future?" Yu Pengpeng asked softly, and she followed Lu Ren half a step behind him, slightly hanging her head.

"I... nothing special." Lu Ren thought for a while, and found it difficult to answer the question raised by Yu Pengpeng. "You know, I am a person who lacks enthusiasm in the club."

As if recalling the past, the corners of Yu Pengpeng's mouth rose slightly: "Indeed, you are the most worrying about counting the number of attendances in each semester."

"Why?" Lu Ren was stunned.

"Because the number of times you participated is really one of the few!" Yu Pengpeng said, tilting his head, "No, it should be said that it is not more than three times."

"I have no ambitions since I was a child, so I rarely think about things in the future." Lu Ren realized that he asked another stupid question, and only smiled awkwardly to deal with it.

"Really? I always thought you were the kind of boy who likes fantasies." Yu Pengpeng was a little surprised.

"No way." Lu Ren was also a little surprised, he didn't expect Yu Pengpeng to have such a weird knowledge of himself.

"Really, because I have paid attention to it several times." Yu Pengpeng squeezed the hair around his ears, and his voice became much lower. "Even when everyone is messing around, you will not be affected in any way, holding a black SLR. Sitting quietly on the side, as if thinking about important things."

Lu Ren raised his eyebrows slightly, tried to think about it, and finally suspected that Yu Pengpeng had some misunderstanding about the actual situation at the time... In fact, he was just in a daze at the time, or simply waiting for the end of the club activities.

As for why Yu Pengpeng had such a misunderstanding, Lu Ren attributed the reason to his own face.

Since childhood, the aunts of the orphanage have given Lu Ren a look. They said that Lu Ren’s face is low and flat, his skin is thin, his nose is high, and his eyebrows are straight, and his eyes are dull. Bitter face". Lu Ren didn't quite understand it when he was young. Later, when he grew up, he learned that the so-called "sorrowful face" refers to those who are born with a combination of facial features and look very depressed. People with such a face often give people the illusion of "deep suffering and deep hatred" when they are not smiling. For example, Lu Ren is not in a daze, but it also makes people feel anxious and worry about something. It's like a national event.

"Lu Ren, have you considered when to get married and start a family?" Yu Pengpeng changed the subject when he walked into the complex.

Never considered it at all. Lu Ren was embarrassed to continue to answer so carelessly, so he thought about his own situation and conservatively estimated the time: "Let's try before forty."

"Is it forty years old? Will it be too late." Yu Pengpeng hesitated and said, "Moreover, the current policy encourages us...These young people get married earlier."

"Well, I heard that the first house of men and women after marriage is 50% off." Lu Ren sighed slightly, "but the marriage is not in a hurry, it can only be done by two people."

"Then what do you like?" Yu Pengpeng blurted out.

"Are you going to help me introduce it?" Lu Ren was a little strange when Yu Pengpeng asked urgently.

"Just ask casually." Yu Pengpeng lowered his head, his expression returned to his naturalness, "I know more girls than you, and introductions are not bad, but you have to listen to your standards first."

"Actually, I have nothing to do with the other half." Lu Ren took out the key and opened the door of the office. "You don't need to be very beautiful and your personality is not too bad, and then you just have to look at me. Of course, if she wants to It’s better to share housework."

"that's it?"

"Well, that's all." Lu Ren nodded, returned to his desk, took the cup and walked to the coffee machine.

"Then am I... totally in line." Yu Pengpeng suddenly said such a sentence, causing Lu Ren's arm to sway involuntarily.

"Teacher Yu, what did you just say?" Lu Ren felt that he must have heard it wrong.

"I mean, I meet the conditions you said." Yu Pengpeng also seems to find that his words are ambiguous, and his face is slightly red. "I mean, most of the girls meet the conditions set by Teacher Lu. ."

"Oh, that's what I meant." Lu Ren nodded in return, "Indeed, that's the case."

"Well, what did Teacher Lu just think I meant?" Yu Pengpeng couldn't help asking when seeing the man who seemed to be relieved.

"..."

"Not thinking," Yu Pengpeng asked boldly when the man was silent, "I want to marry Teacher Lu."

"Of course not." Lu Ren denied immediately, "Absolutely not."

"Why, why? Because I'm not good enough?" Yu Pengpeng's face turned pale, as if he didn't expect Lu Ren to refuse so decisively, a little hurt.

Lu Ren felt that the situation was a bit bad. The Oolong he had misunderstood seemed to be getting darker. He could only explain to Yu Pengpeng as best he could: "No, no, because it is too offensive and disrespectful. I really didn’t say you’re embarrassed, and I think that Mr. Yu is definitely an ideal type of marriage in the eyes of men..."

"Doctor Lu, who do you want to marry?" Someone suddenly pressed his voice into the already chaotic conversation.

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The door of the office was open. Brown hair slightly redder than maroon, sea-blue eyes, a clean blue-and-white training suit, holding a twisted mineral water bottle in his hand, You You appeared silently in Lu Ren and Yu Peng like a ghost. Peng's eyes.

"Who is this?" Yu Pengpeng couldn't help being attracted by the youth's exquisite appearance. He didn't realize that he was looking at each other upright.

Lu Ren stared directly at the young man who appeared suddenly, but the reason he stared at the young man was completely different from that of Yu Pengpeng. He swallowed instinctively, faintly feeling that something was wrong in his heart, always feeling that the timing of You swim out was very subtle in relation to the words he had just said and the current context. He looked at the time of the clock from the corner of the eye, and once again made sure that the other party shouldn't be at the door of the office at this moment.

"When I walked in, I was surprised to hear Dr. Lu talk about marriage. It turns out that Dr. Lu is more willing to marry a woman?" You You's voice was a little frighteningly low, "For example, a woman like this teacher marry."

Marry a woman? Although there is nothing wrong with marrying a woman, when did he say this sentence? Lu Ren felt that the current situation was chaotic. He stared at You You's every move and did not move casually. There seemed to be a terrifying aura around the youth, and his tone was also very wrong, it looked like he was here to smash the place.

But Lu Ren couldn't understand, and You You's reason for coming to hit the scene with a gloomy expression was as if he had done something unforgivable.

"What's the matter with you here?" Lu Ren asked in a steady voice, facing the situation with the strategy of "I won't move, I won't move".

"I'm here to disturb Dr. Lu?" You You answered the question with a question.

"This is not the time for trainees to move freely." Lu Ren frowned and said, "You should stay in your class."

"I know." You lobby, "but I must be here."

Yu Pengpeng was stunned. She didn't know what had happened. The tone of the two people in front of her suddenly fought against each other, and she was excluded by an invisible aura, and she couldn't insert a word at all.

"You should abide by the regulations for management trainees." Lu Ren and the young man looked at each other for a while, maybe because those light blue eyes were too firm, he still staggered his gaze first.

"Observe the rules and come here, there is no conflict at all." Youyou walked to Lu Ren without squinting, "I came here with the permission of the doctor."

"When did I allow it?"

"'If you have any questions, you can come to my office for consultation after class or in your free time.'" You You calmly reproduced the scene at that time, "You said this to everyone after the lecture. have to."

Lu Ren choked, he realized that out of the habit of the previous lectures, he might have actually said similar "gentle remarks" in Class A.

"So, you have a problem?" Lu Ren scratched his hair with a headache, "Well, a very serious psychological problem, if you don't solve it, there may be unpredictable situations," You You looked extremely serious." So only a doctor can help me."

"What's the matter with you?" Lu Ren paused, and his expression changed slightly.

"Doctor, are you sure you want me to speak here?" You You's eyes were slightly slanted, and there was a sense of sharpness in his eyes, which made Yu Pengpeng a little fidgety.

"All right, come with me." Lu Ren sighed and stood up. There is a compartment in the staff office specially prepared for him by the unit, which is equivalent to a simple psychological consultation room.

You You followed closely, and said nothing more.

The door opened and closed, leaving only Yu Pengpeng in the office.

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"What's the matter with you? Let's talk." Lu Ren walked into the counseling room with his front feet, and You You closed the door behind him with his back feet.

"What are you doing?" Lu Ren keenly noticed the lock-up sound. He turned around, and You You approached him with extremely fierce momentum.

A pair of arms hugged his waist tightly, and the young man's head was lying on his shoulders, panting very steadily.

"This—" Lu Ren was forced to stand by the table, with his right hand supporting the weight of the two people. He just wanted to raise his head and say something, Yu You raised his head suddenly and kissed him suddenly.

NS. Lu Ren was so painful that he cursed secretly in his heart, and pushed the youth away vigorously with his hands.

Unlike the last time when the lips were touched gently, Lu Ren almost thought that his upper lip was about to be bitten off by the youth.

"Are you a dog? Why did you bite?" Lu Ren touched his broken lips, he looked down, and he felt blood on his fingers.

"That's the dog raised by the doctor." After being pushed away, You You didn't feel any irritation. On the contrary, his beautiful and distorted face showed a teasing and crazy smile.