The Zombie King Wants To Live An Ordinary Life

When introducing You You to Lu Ren for the first time, Secretary Song said that the other party was a person with a bewildering appearance.

Lu Ren didn't quite understand it at the time, but now after spending some time together, he has no doubt about it.

There is an old saying: "Love is added to the knees, and evil is falling into the abyss." It means to put you on your knees when you like it, and push you into the abyss when you dislike. Obviously, in Lu Ren's view, You You is such a typical person, with distinct loves and dislikes, emotions, and no emphasis on so-called principles.

"Why are you a domestic dog? You are a mad dog." Lu Ren's eyes drooped, looking at the young man who is almost resting on him, his short brown hair sweeping his chin.

"Did the doctor finally speak out?" You You's two white arms clung to Lu Ren's neck, and leaned sideways to the man's ear, as if jokingly, "It's okay, it's a crazy dog. The doctor must take good care of me, otherwise I will go mad and hurt others. That is the doctor’s responsibility."

Lu Ren bowed his eyebrows, ignoring the other rogue's speech, and pulled the arm hanging from his neck: "Stand now, are there no bones?"

"No, I haven't been comforted yet. The smell of the doctor can calm me down." You You's arms dropped at will, his forehead resting on Lu Ren's shoulder, and he sniffed the smell of the man's white coat. "I like it. The smell of the doctor."

"That's the smell of laundry detergent." Lu Ren's mouth twitched. "You smell the same on yourself. We use the same brand."

"No, it's not the same. The smell of the doctor is very clean and reassuring." Youyou lazily said, "It's a unique smell."

Does he smell "clean"? Lu Ren frowned. He had lived for more than 30 years and hadn't done cuddling with anyone. For the first time, he knew that he still had a "scent of body". Although it sounds beautiful from You You's description, You You's taste is different from ordinary people. Lu Ren still doubts that what the other party smelled might be the residual disinfectant, or it can be said that it belongs to the unique "dead smell of the zombie king." "?

"My heart was about to explode just now, as if a terrible monster was about to come out of it." You You said softly, "Does the doctor know the reason?"

"If the physical examination is good, then it is too emotional." Lu Ren gently pushed the young man away, sitting on the black and white plastic chair, and said to the omnipotent doctor, "Pay attention to rest and maintain your daily routine. Habit, eat less raw and cold spicy food, exercise more to strengthen immunity."

"Oh, are you emotional?" You You dragged a chair and sat on the opposite side of Lu Ren, "Then I need psychological counseling in this situation, after all, I am not a normal person."

Lu Ren touched his painful mouth, and patiently told himself that the person sitting opposite was a mental patient in need of treatment, and he should not get angry. He maintained his only remaining professional qualities, took out a book from the drawer, and took out a pen from his pocket, "Yes, if you are sure to make an appointment for psychological consultation. Then according to the confidentiality principle of psychological consultation, I will not disclose everything you say next to others."

"Really, it sounds quite exciting." You You tilted her head and put her two long legs casually. "That means only me and the doctor will know the next thing."

"It can be understood that way. But I hope you don't spread your thinking and think about some weird things." Lu Ren said in advance.

"Okay." You You answered obediently.

Lu Ren retracted his gaze, called out You You's file from the bracelet, organized his thoughts, and began to ask the young man: "Are you often as emotional as before? It's a recent situation."

"Recently."

"Can you recall the approximate time? Is it a symptom that only appeared after leaving the supervision room?" Lu Ren asked, while recording in his notebook.

"Yes." You You nodded.

"Are you sure you haven't before?" Lu Ren was a little unbelievable, "For example, strong negative emotions such as anger, irritability, or depression?"

"No, I'm pretty sure."

"But I heard that you injured a mentor at this time last year. Did you do this?" Lu Ren asked.

"I did it right." You You were slightly lost in thought, as if recalling the situation at the time.

"Could you tell me the reason for the action? Of course, this is not a question forcing you to answer."

"The reason..." Youyou fell into a kind of contemplation. "The reason is that he said something that makes me annoying."

"What's that?" Lu Ren's throat rolled, "Insulting?"

"I don't know, I can't remember." You You looked to the left and touched his neck.

This is a lie. Lu Ren glanced at You You's movements, and quickly determined that the other party was concealing, but he did not choose to continue questioning.

"Is there a regular diet lately?"

"Well, the doctor's food is much better than the supervision room, and the bed is more comfortable than the supervision room." You You's two arms supported the edge of the seat, shaking back and forth.

"Have you been upset recently?"

"Yes, when am I worrying about the doctor—"

"Stop. I didn't ask you the specific content of your troubles." Lu Ren raised his hand to interrupt the youth's answer, "Do you often dream when you sleep?"

"Yes." You You nodded.

"Can you describe the specific content of the dream?" Lu Ren lightly ticked on the notebook and continued to ask.

"It's not easy to describe." You You touched her lips, and stopped talking.

"It's okay. Many people have difficulty remembering the specific content of the dream after waking up from a dream. You only need to try to express the part that can be clearly remembered and the feeling of the dream." Lu Ren raised his head and said slowly. "I'm just doing an analysis and reference."

"Actually... I dreamed of having **** with someone." Youyou's cheeks were slightly stained red. "It feels very comfortable and very refreshing. After waking up, I thought it would be better if it was true."

"..." Lu Ren's face was tense, and after a weird silence for a few seconds, he closed the record book in his hand with a snap.

"Huh? Has the doctor finished the question?" You You asked strangely.

"The consultation is over. Your symptom is too long, so you can solve it yourself when you have time." Lu Ren was a little embarrassed and said the conclusion he had gotten, "No big problem."

"Can't the doctor help me?" You You stood up and followed the man walking towards the door.

"Do it yourself, get enough food and clothing. How can I help you with this kind of thing?" Lu Ren was asked inexplicably. He held the doorknob and was about to leave the consultation room, and someone pressed close behind him.

"I can't do it alone." A muffled voice came from behind.

"What can't you do? Haven't you taken a physical health class before? Haven't you watched some small videos?" Lu Ren's body was tight, and his voice was strong. ."

"I want the doctor to help me like in my dream. I know very well that my body only accepts a doctor, not even myself." You You's side face quietly rubbed the man's back, as if acting like a baby.

"You You." Lu Ren's face was stern, the blue veins on his forehead were slightly beating, and his body didn't feel very good. He didn't know how there would be someone like You You in this world, with a pitiful expression on the side, and talking shameless words at the same time.

"Yes, doctor."

Lu Ren pulled away the hand on his waist, and said in a more serious tone: "I didn't make a joke with you, I will be very angry if you do this again."

"Angry? Why?" You You asked.

"If it's a stranger, what you just said is considered a serious harassment, don't you understand?" Lu Ren emphasized the seriousness of the matter.

"I didn't tell this to a stranger? And didn't the doctor let me express my thoughts truthfully?" The smile on You You's face gradually disappeared, "The doctor first wanted to approach me, and now he sees me truly. On the one hand, are you too disgusted to want to stay away?"

"When did I say—" Lu Ren's throat rolled, and the young man's flawless face didn't know when it had appeared very close to him, so close that he could count how many eyelashes he had.

"You said that you don't hate me. I know this is the truth. If the doctor hates me, I will never actively touch you, hug you, or kiss you." You You said softly, his unique magnetic voice is born with With a sort of foreign romance, such a voice can make people feel affectionate even if he wants to say the most crude words, "The doctor always wants me to be true, but he is not honest at all."

"It's obviously not without feeling, and I obviously want to take possession of me." Lu Ren's body trembled slightly, and he could feel You You's breath lightly spraying on his neck. "I saw it in the mirror that morning, and the doctor saw it from the mirror. Look at my eyes." The youth chuckled, "To be honest, I was a little shocked by the aggressive appearance of the doctor."

"I don't understand what you are talking about, let go quickly and stop making trouble." Lu Ren's face became a little hot, because his emotions were almost irritated. So the voice is not consciously higher.

"Hush," the young man was not frightened by Lu Ren's angry look, instead the corners of his mouth rose more and more, "The doctor makes such a loud noise, aren't you afraid of being heard by the woman sitting outside? I don't care about this anyway, I wish she would misunderstand me more. An indescribable relationship with the doctor."

Lu Ren gritted his teeth slightly, his selfish intention was not to be inclined to Peng Peng, or other people to expose You You's feelings about being close to metamorphosis. Whether it's on the surface or secretly, Youyou's identity is unusual. Making such a scandal widely known will not benefit him at all for his future stable work and life.

"Calm down, Yuyou."

"I'm sorry for what you say, doctor."

"Let's talk, what can I do to make you more comfortable." Lu Ren asked bluntly. He knew that reasoning was the most useless, and it would be more effective to communicate with a lunatic like You You than to talk about conditions. And he can faintly feel that You You's abnormal and paranoid words and deeds seem to contain a bit of revenge.

"I hope the doctor can take the initiative once." You You raised her head and looked at Lu Ren's eyes with gentle innocence, "Kiss the kind of mouth to mouth."