This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life
82. Play A Card And Play The Sky And The Earth! (Kneeling To Subscribe)
To be honest, Jiang Mingyan was a little suspicious of his own life experience.
Jiang Xiaomi beside him seemed to see his doubts, so he comforted him very intimately: "Dad, it's okay, at least we are still close."
Lao Jiang and his wife originally wanted to live in the happy community.
However.
Although that place is not a good place, there are very few vacant houses, and even if there are, they can't contact the landlord at all. In the end, they can only retreat and live in another old house about half an hour away from Xingfu Community. Campus: Sunshine Home.
Said it was sunny, but this place didn't look very sunny.
When Jiang Mingyan came here for the first time, he even suspected that the actual age of this place might be older than that of Happy Community!
He also persuaded Lao Jiang to change places, but the old man refused to do so, saying that this place is cheap and saves money!
Chen Xiaoran bought more than 20 dishes with his family.
There are everything from chicken, duck to fish.
Before Lao Jiang went back, they were already busy.
Chen Dalei and Chen Erlei are in charge of picking and washing vegetables, while Chen Mama and Chen Xiaoran are in charge of chatting to pass the time.
After Lao Jiang returned, the gluttonous feast tonight officially started.
in the kitchen.
There was a sizzling sound, Lao Jiang was wearing an apron and humming a little tune, and Jiang Mingyan was standing beside him, helping to fight.
"Son, let me tell you, this beer-roasted duck has to be simmered slowly." Lao Jiang seemed to be a top chef, teaching while cooking, "When making this dish, you can't add water, even a drop of water can be cooked." Cannot be added."
"Chop the duck, then wash it, boil hot water, add some salt and cooking wine, add two slices of ginger, and then put the duck in water. These are to make the duck meat firmer, and the water can also remove the duck's body. Clean up the dirty stuff."
"Then take it out, put more oil in the pan, and stir-fry until the outside of the duck has a layer of light burnt yellow, then throw in ginger, garlic and spices, and pour two cans of beer directly to Add salt, dark soy sauce, and sugar, and finally turn on a low fire and hang it for eight hours."
Jiang Mingyan listened carefully.
But his expression was very strange: "Dad, didn't you realize that you put too much salt just now?"
"Is it?"
"Yeah, when you turned your head to talk to me, you poured out half of the bag."
"That's right! Don't be distracted when cooking, or you will easily add too much salt. In this way, help me get some water, and let's do it again.
Jiang Ming said: ""
After thinking about it carefully, he decided to go to the living room and play 20 cards with his father-in-law.
Staying here is easy to distract Lao Jiang.
At this moment, Chen Dalei and Chen Erlei have already started playing with poker - Jiang Mingyan is also very familiar with this kind of game props that are almost well-known to every household.
"Come, come, play or something, count me in."
"Fighting the Landlord," Chen Erlei glanced at him, "A card costs five yuan, will you come?"
"You are gambling!"
"Small gambling is fun, but big gambling hurts." Chen Dalei waved his hand: "And my family is playing together, how can it be called gambling? We are just trying to pass the time.
"Okay, here are two."
Jiang Mingyan rolled up his sleeves: "Are you playing with one deck or two?"
"Of course it's two decks!" Chen Erlei chuckled: "One deck of cards is too few bombs, two decks are so exciting!"
The three draw cards in turn.
Jiang Mingyan was lucky, the first game was the landlord.
"Husband, your card looks pretty good."
"That's not true."
Jiang Mingyan squinted his eyes—his luck was really good, there were four bombs in his hand, and three kings.
"I'll play the card first, Jiang Mingyan raised the corner of his mouth: "Four five six seven eight is the last pair. "
Chen Erlei shouted angrily: "Four five, blow you up!"
Chen Dalei shouted angrily: "Four sevens, I'll blow you up!"
"???" Chen Erlei immediately looked at his elder brother with silly eyes: "Are you a fool! He is a landlord, why are you blowing me up!?"
Chen Dalei blinked: "There are so many bombs, this card has its own ideas."
The voice just fell.
As soon as Jiang Mingyan raised his hand, five cards were thrown out.
"Five eight, do you want it!"
Chen Erlei: "Five nines!"
The more they played the cards, the more passionate they became.
When all the bombs were going out one after another, the three elders all stood up, and every time they threw a card, the momentum was so powerful that it could break through thousands of troops!
"Two of five!"
Jiang Mingyan slammed the bomb on the table and gritted his teeth: "Do you want to start?"
"Six dry!"
Not to be outdone, Chen Erlei jumped up and put his cards on the table.
The confrontation between the two seemed to be full of fire, and Chen Dalei couldn't hold back after all, and joined the battle excitedly: "Six preserved eggs!"
In the live broadcast room, all the audience felt incredible.
【Is this a card game? I thought it was a fight with this momentum. 】
【Fierce!】
【Hahahahaha (picture.Jpg) I laughed so hard!】
I don't know which naughty netizen it is.
Throwing a picture in the live broadcast room, it immediately gave other online netizens a lot of fun - in the picture, Jiang Mingyan's appearance is magnificent, and when he played the card, a huge magic sky and earth appeared behind him, the golden His dharmakaya is imposing and daunting!
[Fuck! Awesome]
【Pfft! Who did this, hahaha, it's kind of like that. 】
soon.
More pictures appeared in the live broadcast room.
[(Picture.Jpg) Furious Sword Master. Chen Erlei]
【(Picture.Jpg) Wilderness Swordsman. Chen Dalei】
As more and more strange pictures appeared, finally, the three of them seemed to have become three different camps.
Numerous netizens who know P-picture technology all joined it.
Use various renderings to package the three into a powerful existence that is difficult to describe in words, and then fight.
more than this.
Even edited various poker tricks for them.
Simply bizarre!
An hour and a half.
Jiang Mingyan won 12 consecutive victories, while Chen Dalei and Chen Erlei sat on the sofa with dark faces and stared at him sullenly!
"Are you cheating!?"
"how is this possible?"
"Then why do you win every time!?"
"Willing to bet and admit defeat, you can't afford it?"
Chen Dalei was very puzzled. He looked at the poker in his hand, turned his head and said to Chen Xiaoran inexplicably: "Look, Xiaoran, your father and I are not bad luck...Huh? Xiaoran, what are you doing!?"
This moment.
Chen Xiaoran is raising two hands, making a gesture with his left hand
The moment the father and daughter look at each other.
It's embarrassing.
Chen Xiaoran blinked, then quickly changed gestures, and put his hands together to form a '0' again, "I'm talking... 520, what's wrong?"
Chen Dalei: "Is it 520? Or five twos!?"
"Of course it's 520." Chen Xiaoran waved his hand: "I don't know what five two is. It's delicious. I feel like the rice is cooked. I'll go and see. You guys keep playing, keep playing." Son."
After Chen Xiaoran left.
Chen Dalei looked at the five second cards in his hand, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
This daughter is really raised by others!
Not for a while.
Lao Jiang's joyful voice came from the kitchen: "The meal is ready! Come over here to help serve the dishes and get ready to eat!"
This is the first time the two families have dinner together at home.
Everyone seemed very happy——Jiang Xiaomi rushed to take out various cola drinks from the refrigerator.
More than 20 dishes of various delicacies were served on the table.
It looks delicious.
"Everyone, let's raise a glass together," Jiang Mingyan stood up, picked up the glass and said with a smile, "It's been a long time since our family has had such a complete meal together."
Today, not only to see my old man show his skills, but more importantly, our family can get together, I hope that in the future, we can often have family dinners like this, Tian Cup!"
Everyone stood up: "Cheers!"
This scene immediately brought tears to the eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room.
[It's been more than half a year outside, and I also want to have dinner with my parents. (tears)]
[(Poor) I haven't been home for three years. 】
【Hey, seeing this makes my heart sour. I haven’t eaten with my family for a long time. My father passed away when I was very young. Every year during Chinese New Year, my mother and I are alone. It’s deserted. 】
[Suddenly homesick. 】
[My mother doesn't want me anymore. 】
[Homeless. 】
In the house, it looks warm and harmonious.
But on the Internet, it seems less warm—in fact, it is difficult for most people in this world to get what they want.
Even if it's just a family reunion.
most of the time.
Under pressure from all aspects of the outside world, they have to give up time with their families for some more practical issues.
It's actually very sad, but there's nothing you can do about it.
Jiang Mingyan's scene today was quickly edited by the marketing account and posted on the Internet, and the moment when the family reunited and toasted together immediately aroused the sympathy of many netizens
Someone feels the same way.
But there are also people who are sad.
then.
A very fresh topic rushed to the top of the major self-media hot lists overnight, and occupied the top spot in a very short period of time.
【How long has it been since you had dinner with your parents?】
at the dinner table.
Jiang Mingyan looked at the crowd and asked, "How is it, how does it taste? Let me tell you what I think.
"I'll come first. I think it tastes very good. It's delicious and tender. Just looking at it can make people's appetite increase. Just smelling it can make people salivate. It's not good to describe it as delicious It is no exaggeration to say that these dishes are impeccable and perfect! Thank you, my opinion is over!"
Au: "..."
Jiang Mingyan pondered for a while: "Dad, the parties are not allowed to express their opinions."
Lao Jiang:
"Dad, let me tell you my opinion." Chen Xiaoran put down his chopsticks, thought for a while and then said, "To be honest, I don't think it feels like a hotel. I don't know how to describe it. It's not like eating in a hotel anyway." The feeling, the taste and the shape are all the same."
hear this.
Lao Jiang couldn't help but feel a little lost, he lowered his head and let out an 'oh'.
"However," Chen Xiaoran suddenly changed his topic: "But it has a very strong taste of home cooking. I think this kind of taste is something that hotel chefs can't produce."
"Hey, Lao Jiang shook his head and smiled bitterly: "It must be home-cooked food. After all, I'm just a cook who can only cook at home. I'm a chef or something.
No, I can't do that job..."
Jiang Mingyan on the side looked at Lao Jiang with great interest, and asked, "Dad, are you sad, do you feel that your heart hurts, hahahahaha.
Lao Jiang gave him a hard look: "Get lost!"
"Hahahaha," Jiang Mingyan laughed wantonly gloatingly. He didn't stop until Lao Jiang picked up his chopsticks and was about to hit him, then coughed twice and said, "I think,
My daughter-in-law used a very good word, home cooking. "
He squinted his eyes and then scanned the crowd and said: "Actually, we don't necessarily have to compete with other hotels when we open a restaurant. It's the same as if a chef can't cook home-cooked food.
We just do what we do well. "
subsequently.
He looked at Lao Jiang and said, "Dad, I think we can open a restaurant, and the core content of our main focus is 'home cooking'!"
"What professional chefs can't do is our greatest advantage! I believe that the migrant workers in this city all want to taste home-cooked food. These people also
It is our largest customer group, and the name of our restaurant is "Home Cooking", what do you think?"
obviously.
Jiang Mingyan proposed a fresh idea.
It breaks the ordinary people's understanding of the restaurant --- it is really a very slanted thinking to start with the taste that the chef can't make.
Everyone peeped at each other.
Then Chen Dalei raised his hand: "I agree."
Chen Erlei also raised his hand: "I second the proposal!"
"OK!" Jiang Ming clapped his hands in 827 words: "Then this matter is settled, so Dad, let's go to the store tomorrow, find a bigger one, the one with two floors,
If we find it, we will sign the contract immediately, and then try to open "Home Cooking" as soon as possible!"
hear this.
Lao Jiang was trembling with excitement, and nodded his head desperately: "Hey, good, listen to you, listen to you... Don't be dumbfounded, everyone, eat vegetables, let me tell you,
These dishes are nothing, I have something better, for example, that... pig's trotters, then I make pig's trotters, it's a unique skill, a serious unique skill..."
Jiang Mingyan looked at Lao Jiang who was eloquent, and couldn't help but shook his head with a smile.
actually.
Old people also need praise and approval.
After dinner.
Everyone chatted about the details of opening the restaurant, and it wasn't until after 9 o'clock in the evening that they went back to their homes and looked for their mothers.
on the way.
Chen Dalei patted Jiang Mingyan on the shoulder.
One old and one young walked in the front, he said with a smile: "Xiao Jiang, I want to ask you a question.
"Old man, tell me."
"Before I ask this question, let me talk about something else. Ever since you and Xiaoran met, and they fell in love and got married, in fact, I am very optimistic about both of you, although your
Sometimes Xiaojia's life is not so good, but I can see that you are kind to Xiaoran. "
"But now, you are famous and rich... as the old saying goes, do men turn bad when they are rich, so I want to ask you, and you answer me seriously, will you treat Xiao Xiao in the future?
$..."
"The question need not be asked,"
Jiang Mingyan interrupted Chen Dalei with a wave of his hand, and then said seriously: "Don't worry, I only recognize Chen Xiaoran in this life, no matter whether he is poor or rich.
When we first got married, our family couldn't afford much money, didn't you agree, and you were afraid of hurting my face, so you deliberately gave Xiaoran the money for buying a house and told Xiao that the money was her prize
"
heard the words.
Chen Dalei was startled: "How do you know about this, Xiao Ran said it?"
Jiang Mingyan smiled and shook his head: "She didn't say it, but I know it. After all, I'm not stupid. Including when Xiaomi was born, the hospital changed us to a better ward.
Do it behind your back. "
Chen Dalei didn't answer, but his smiling face confirmed Jiang Mingyan's guess.
"So, Xiaoran can treat me like this, so if I let him down, wouldn't I be worse than a beast? What's more, I think our family is very good, and there is no conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.
, and there is no festival between the son-in-law and the mother's family, what do you think. "
Chen Dalei thought about it carefully, and then nodded: "You are right, then last time I lost my mind and gave you the bank card, you can see if you can return it..."
Snapped!
Jiang Mingyan slapped his forehead suddenly: "Oh shit, I almost forgot that there is something I didn't tell Xiaoran."
Say it.
He turned around and ran in front of Chen Xiaoran and asked loudly: "Daughter-in-law! Let me ask you, if you want to take out the money that has already been in your pocket, will you take it?"
"???" Chen Xiaoran had a question mark on his face: "I definitely won't take it, whoever wants me to be in a hurry!"
Chen Dalei: "...".
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