This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

Early the next morning, Jiang Mingyan's family of three went out.

The original plan was for him and Lao Jiang to find a house—but Lao Jiang suddenly said that he wanted to go back. After all, it was a temporary decision when he came to Haishi, and An Bi could do the housework.

therefore.

The matter of finding a store could only fall on Jiang Mingyan's head.

Chen Xiaoran sent Xiaomi to the martial arts hall, and asked her grandfather and second grandfather to take it with her, and then the couple left the martial arts hall arm in arm.

This made Jiang Xiaomi very angry!

"Grandpa! Second grandpa, did you see that! The two of them wanted to meet privately, and they thought I was redundant, so they didn't take me with them!"

"It's okay," Chen Dalei said, a generous person at first sight, "When they are old, it's fine if you don't take them with you."

Jiang Xiaomi: "..."

"Where can I find a store?"

Chen Xiaoran asked: "Do you have any ideas?"

"Let's go to the shopping mall first," Jiang Mingyan shrugged. "I don't have too many ideas for the time being. Let's take a step and see if there is any suitable one in the complex. We just have lunch at noon."

"Row."

They came to the familiar dark blue square.

After all, they have 'acquaintances' in this place. If they really want to open a shop here, it will be more or less convenient.

Unfortunately.

After looking around in the mall, they couldn't find a suitable store.

There are empty shops, but the area is too small. It is enough to open a pancake and fruit stand, but it is definitely nonsense to open a restaurant.

"Forget it, let's find a place to eat.

"Wait a minute," Chen Xiaoran pouted, "There's a bookstore over there, accompany me to buy some books."

"Huh? What book do you want to buy?"

"Vocal music," Chen Xiaoran rolled his eyes and said, "It's been a few years since I graduated, and I've forgotten some things. I need to buy a few books to review."

"Row."

In fact, Chen Xiaoran has always been interested in reading books.

It was like this in college. When Jiang Mingyan was with her, he would always buy her books that he couldn't understand.

This habit has been maintained until after marriage.

I still have a cabinet full of books at home, but I didn’t buy any more due to financial pressure after I came to the show.

But even so.

Jiang Mingyan himself is still not interested in reading books. In his eyes, the most exciting book is likely to be some kind of gold or plum - but unfortunately, there is no such book in this world, and he has considered it. Don't let 'this culture invade', but dismissed the idea to save myself from prison.

"You go shopping by yourself, I'll go find a book."

"Ok,"

Jiang Mingyan looked around, and finally came to the bookshelf of 'Internet Novels' - although he doesn't like reading books very much, he still used to read online novels.

In Nuoda's bookstore, there is probably only this row of bookshelves that he can understand.

Sudden.

A very delicate voice sounded behind him.

"Hello, big brother, can you help me with the book above? I can't reach it..."

Look back.

Jiang Mingyan couldn't help but looked her up and down—this is a little girl about eighteen or nineteen years old, short in stature, but very cute, petite and Linglong is the only one she's talking about, with short hair , the big eyes are sparkling, cute, and the voice is... a bit squeaky.

"Oh oh, which one?"

"It's the one above."

"Is this the one?" Jiang Mingyan took down the book, "Here you are."

The little girl took the book, hugged it in her arms and smiled sweetly: "Thank you, big brother, you are so kind."

subsequently.

She glanced behind Jiang Mingyan, then turned around and fled the scene...

But Jiang Mingyan didn't feel the 'crisis' coming from behind him, but was knocked out of his wits by the shouts of 'big brother'. It wasn't until the photographer let out a 'cough' twice that he realized that the situation seemed to be Something is wrong.

look back.

Chen Xiaoran looked at him with a sneer on his face, and then said: "Thank you, big brother, you are so kind.

Jiang Mingyan scratched his head: "No, why are you imitating other people's language? You can't imitate her...

This is true.

Chen Xiaoran's voice belongs to the kind that is very gentle and gentle, but it definitely has nothing to do with the clip.

When she heard Jiang Mingyan's words, her head was filled with question marks, and then she let out an angry 'ah', rolled her eyes and turned to leave.

"Oh, daughter-in-law, don't go, you listen to my explanation."

Chen Xiaoran suddenly stomped his feet, then looked at the bookshelf about one meter above the ground, pinched his throat and pointed at the "Popular Music Style Analysis" in front of him and said: "big brother~~~ I can't reach this book, Please help me get it."

"!!!" Jiang Mingyan had goosebumps all over his body: "This finger is almost touching it, you tell me it can't reach it?"

"big brother~~~"

Chen Xiaoran bit his lip: "big brother~~~ can you help me enough~~~~"

Jiang Ming said:

Bought three books.

When leaving, Chen Xiaoran said again (clip voice): "Thank you big brother for helping me buy books~~ big brother, you are so kind~~~"

Jiang Ming said:

The bookstore staff on the side were all holding back their laughter at this moment, but they couldn't help trembling all over.

"Go, go, go, it's too embarrassing..."

on the way.

Chen Xiaoran continued: "big brother~~~ I want to buy a small slipper, okay~~~"

"Would you like to buy another windmill?"

Chen Xiaoran blinked: "Hoo~~Hoo~~Hoo~~~~"

Jiang Ming said: "!!!"

Pass the ice cream parlor.

"big brother~~~I want to eat ice cream~~~Can you buy it for me~~~~"

Jiang Mingyan was about to collapse, but considering that Chen Xiaoran was most likely angry, he could only bite the bullet and say to the boss: "Boss, get some ice cream.

Boss: "What sauce do you want?"

Chen Xiaoran blinked, then tilted his head to look at Jiang Mingyan, and suddenly raised his fist, imitating the cute appearance of his sister in the anime: "Oni-chan~~~"

Boss: ... Puff Chi!"

Jiang Ming said:

【Hahahaha!!! Chen Xiaoran is so fucked!!】

[(tears) Although it’s a clip, it’s so cute, the key is that Chen Xiaoran is beautiful.....]

【I'm dying of laughter, hahahaha... Chen Xiaoran is so funny!】

[I have goosebumps all over my body, but I like to watch it, I look so cheap. (tears)]

【Oni-chan... ahahaha!!! The boss's expression is dumbfounded!】

along the way.

Chen Xiaoran is full of yin and yang: "big brother~~ big brother~~~

Jiang Mingyan burst into tears: "I beg you to return to normal."

"No~~~" She pointed to the piano in the hall and said, "big brother~~Look, there is a piano~~~~"

.." Jiang Mingyan said weakly: "Then do you want to play a song? "

"Oh~~~"

Chen Xiaoran sat in front of the piano and began to play, but her eyes were always on Jiang Mingyan. After playing four column chords, she pulled the clothes on her shoulders and continued to sing in a clip tone: "Think~ ~I want a helicopter~~~I want to fly with you~~to the universe~~~”

"Fuck!! You hurry up and leave!!!" Jiang Mingyan's mind was about to explode: "You are almost enough, this is too scary..."

This moment.

Many passers-by were smiling at the two of them with their aunt.

Jiang Mingyan dragged Chen Xiaoran away abruptly, keeping his face away from the crowd....

while eating.

Chen Xiaoran: "big brother~~ want to eat meat~~"

Chen Xiaoran: "big brother~~ the water is so cool~~"

Chen Xiaoran: "big brother~~I want a tissue~~"

Chen Xiaoran: "big brother~~ why are you ignoring me~~"

Chen Xiaoran: “big brother~~ big brother~~ big brother~~

Jiang Mingyan finally broke down.

As soon as he closes his eyes now, his mind is full of ~~~—the people under his feet!!!

At this time.

The cell phone rang suddenly.

Jiang Mingyan shuddered immediately, then picked up the phone: "Ang... I'm in the mall.

"big brother~~"

Chen Xiaoran rushed to his side, blinked and asked, "big brother, are you calling?"

Jiang Mingyan put down his phone.

The screen displays——【Old Zhangren】

"Give it to your dad, come on, get him one."

Chen Dalei's voice came from the other end of the phone————【Hey! Hey, hey?? Who was talking just now!? Xiao Jiang, who is that woman next to you? Why is she talking so disgustingly. 】

Chen Xiaoran was silent for a while, and finally returned to normal: "Dad"

***

After lunch at the mall.

I planned to go outside to look for it——but the weather in the afternoon was too hot. After some discussion, Jiang Mingyan and Chen Xiaoran decided to go to the martial arts gym to rest and wait until the sun was a little stronger before going out.

The martial arts school is doing very well.

Chen Dalei and Chen Erlei are in charge of teaching, while Chen's mother is in charge of finances-they also recruited two or three staff members to take care of other matters.

Although it opened not long ago.

However, due to Jiang Mingyan's live broadcast room, there are still a lot of people who come to them to learn martial arts and boxing. At first glance, there are at least fifty or sixty people. To be honest, this scale is already very good.

"Dad, Second Uncle, have you eaten yet?" Chen Xiaoran stepped forward carrying fruit and other things, "Where's my mother?"

"Your mother is home," Chen Dalei said cheerfully, "Anyway, there is nothing to do these two days, so let her rest at home, or go to the community to play mahjong."

Chen Xiaoran nodded, and beckoned to Xiaomi who was following those students punching not far away: "Xiaomi, what are you doing.

"Well... I'm practicing boxing," Jiang Xiaomi yelled, "If you have a trumpet, if he doesn't obey, I have to teach him for you."

heard the words.

Jiang Mingyan couldn't laugh or cry: "Then I will thank you on his behalf."

"You're welcome, Dad!"

"How about it, did you find the store?"

"Nope," Jiang Mingyan shrugged, "It's so easy to find."

"That's right." Chen Erlei nodded: "We have been looking for this for several days, don't worry, this matter has to be done slowly."

Afterwards, they chatted about some irrelevant household matters.

After more than three o'clock, they set off again with Xiaomi.

But the results are obvious.

No particles!

Before returning home, the family of three bought a dozen barbecue sticks on the side of the road

Meat skewers.

"Zhigang hasn't eaten meat for a long time, he eats dog food every day, and you can feed him two pieces of millet in a while.

Jiang Xiaomi looked at the big skewers in his hand and blinked: "But I only have six."

"Why, can't you bear it?" Jiang Mingyan raised his brows: "You were the one who wanted to raise it back then, so you can't bear to bear this little meat skewer?"

Jiang Xiaomi thought for a while, then nodded, "Okay, I'll share it with it."

After returning home.

Jiang Mingyan and Chen Xiaoran, who had been running for a long time, lay directly on the bed, wanting to rest for a while.

And Jiang Xiaomi went to feed Zhigang.

She put the meat skewers on the tin foil, and said to Zhigang solemnly: "Zhigang, here are six skewers, we will share them equally."

Zhigang yelled 'Mmmmmmm' a few times.

Probably agreed.

"First, you have a string, then I have a string.

"One more for you, one more for me."

"You have another string, and I will have another string."

The six big meat skewers were divided-but Jiang Xiaomi frowned and looked at it, but waved his little hand and said, "Wait a minute, it's not finished yet."

-

Zhigang tilted his neck: "???"

I saw Jiang Xiaomi taking one out of Zhigang's three strings on his own: "You get one string, and then I get one..."

so far.

There are two more that belong to Zhigang.

She repeated the same trick and took out one from the two skewers: "One more skewer for you, and another skewer for me, that's it! The division is over! Fair and just, Zhigang, eat quickly!"

Zhigang: "???"

Although Zhigang is still very young.

(Noma's) But at that time, he looked up at her, then looked down at the only remaining skewer, finally looked up at her, and finally looked at the ground again

The only remaining skewers on the surface...

that look.

It seems to be full of unbelievable and unbelievable...

next second...

Zhigang: "Wow woof woof woof~~~"

Zhigang: "Wow woof woof woof~"

Zhigang: "Wow woof woof woof woof woof woof...

Jiang Xiaomi waved her hands solemnly: "Zhigang, you're welcome, you don't need to thank me, this is what I should do."

Say it.

She sat on the sofa with five meat skewers in her arms and began to eat happily.

And Zhigang.

Standing in front of the only remaining skewer, Ren Ren roared heart-piercingly...

[Hahahaha!!! The angry dog ​​almost spoke human words. (laughing and crying)】

【Although I don't understand, I feel that what Zhigang scolded was really dirty, hahahahahahaha...】

[Zhigang: I beg you to be a human being, although I am not, but you are a real dog. (tears)]

【Gouzi: Why don't you just eat it all! (cursing)】

[(covers face) I'm in a hurry, Zhigang is in a hurry. 】

【Zhigang: Are you fooling the dog!? Nephew】

【(cover belly and laugh) Zhigang’s dog life suffered a severe blow from the society!】

Jiang Mingyan was woken up by Zhigang's cry.

He ran to the living room puzzled and asked, "What's the matter?"

Jiang Xiaomi: "Oh, Zhigang is thanking me for sharing the meat with him."

"Huh?" Jiang Mingyan looked at the meat skewer in Zhigang's bowl, then at the five meat skewers in Jiang Xiaomi's hand, fell into deep thought, and then yelled into the bedroom: "Daughter-in-law

Daughter-in-law, our family seems to have two dogs. "

Jiang Xiaomi: "???"