This Group of Players Are All Slimes

"This group of players are all slimes (!

Seeing Ms. Tyra who was smiling and unfamiliar, the weak chicken man knew that he was not a joke today and had to become a joke.

Chopping the boss while telling jokes, the planning of this game is really horrible.

However, for the sake of the small TV in the live broadcast room, and for his own popularity, the weak chicken man decided to sacrifice his self-esteem, and all his hopes of winning were based on jokes.

"Once upon a time, a programmer walked into the bar..."

The joke of the weak chicken man was not finished yet, Ms. Tyra who calmed down had stopped laughing, pointing to the weak chicken man and said: "I order you, split!"

For a moment, the weak chicken man felt that a part of his body was completely out of his control, and the whole body split from below, neatly divided into two parts.

"Brother Chicken, don't tell the jokes that require a long preparation! How about some short and capable jokes?"

"I can only think of these now! After all, I have never been short and capable!"

"If you want to drive, don't drive at us, but slap the boss in the face! What is it that you run over yourself by the wheel of your car?"

"Give it to you, come here! From now on, I will just read the comments. You can do it!"

There was a short pause in the live broadcast, and then there was a performance by a large sand sculpture netizen.

And the weak chicken man really started to give up thinking, he regarded himself as a manuscript-reading machine, and started to read the barrage sent by the audience with all his strength.

"Brother Ji, people often say that you need to fill in the name if you are missing. You are called Brother Ji because you are missing something?"

"Brother chicken, when we take a bath, is the water washing us or are we polluting the water?"

"Brother Chicken, would we have died long ago, and everything now is a revolving door?"

"Brother Chicken, can I be the real me when dreaming, but we are actually dreaming when we are awake?"

"I, Brother Ji, are really gay! Who wrote this one, don't mess around when my mind is empty!"

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Some of these barrage screens are fun, some are unclear, and some are just a joke, which makes Ms. Tyra on the opposite side often unable to help laughing.

Some people even moved all the mentally retarded jokes over, making the demons here fully feel how terrible it is to be dominated by the mentally retarded.

Through the weak chicken man's translation program, these demons on the one hand feel how these words sound so mentally retarded, and on the other hand, they feel that they are so retarded because of these words.

The Weak Chicken Man is also worthy of being a well-known anchor, and there is no pause at all when he reads the barrage, one after another, making the frenetic arena a sea of ​​joy.

Seeing Ms. Tyra in front of her, she couldn't help but smile, and the weak chicken man felt that the time had finally come.

He started the automatic chanting program again, leaped high with a body that resembled a dead flower and a willow, and launched a charge towards Ms. Tyra.

"I order you to withdraw."

The familiar voice sounded, causing the weak chicken man to roll backwards uncontrollably, until he rolled to the other side of the big arena before stopping.

Looking up, he saw that Ms. Tyra had stood up, blood was flowing out of both ears, and blood was stained on her fingers.

She punctured her tympanic membrane.

"This boss is so cruel! Iron man, what should I do if the other party can't hear it?"

"Hurry up and do shameful moves! Are you the most talented in this respect?"

"What do you think of me normally!"

Having said that, the weak chicken man immediately mimicked him and became an imp, and then assumed Monroe's standard posture, and asked with shame: "How about this?"

"My dog ​​eyes, my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!"

"Why do you bring back our painful memories?"

"Kill you, I will arrange someone to kill you sooner or later!"

However, although this action is disgusting, it has an outstanding effect on Ms. Terra.

After seeing this posture, the other party couldn't help but lie on the ground and laugh.

Seizing this opportunity, the weak chicken man spread his hands like a girl in the third grade of elementary school, smiling and waving her hands and ran towards Ms. Terra, making the call for clearance again sounded in the live broadcast room.

Rushing to Ms. Tyra's side, the weak chicken man was ready for a fatal blow, but Ms. Tyra had already stretched out her hand and poked her blindly in the eye.

"Boss, you are too hard, and can't you just close your eyes? Why do you spoil yourself in this way!"

Now Ms. Tyra can't hear or see anything.

But she still relied on her memory just now to point to the weak chicken man: "I order you, sit down and don't move."

The action of the weak chicken man came to an abrupt end.

Under the power of language, the weak chicken man immediately sat on the ground, and even the strength to move a finger disappeared.

After the confidant announced the end of the battle, several priests of the demon gods immediately came up to help Ms. Tyra's wounds.

When Ms. Terra was healing, the weak chicken man regretfully said in the live broadcast room: "Sorry, brothers, I lost."

"It's okay, Brother Ji, you showed us how hard an anchor can do in order to make money. By the way, I've checked it out. Don't contact us in the future."

"Your courage is amazing, and your morals are disgusting. It's gone."

"I lost the game, I lost my life, and I got the pass."

Although one by one yelled at the level, the weak chicken man found that his attention has not decreased, but has increased a lot.

"Bah, my mouth is disgusting, I don't want to see the men's and women's clothes, straight men's sex. Forget it, this copy is here, and then I'm going to die and return to the city."

The weak chicken man was ready to make the plane, but Ms. Terra, who was slowly recovering, did not directly take action, but looked at the weak chicken man and smiled.

"I admire you very much. You shouldn't be a sane monster, but a slime who has awakened wisdom. You should be called a slime demon."

"Why do you feel a bit wrong with what you said? Looking at this posture, you want to accept me as a subordinate?" the weak chicken man asked suspiciously.

"No, it's my husband. I really like the devil who can tell jokes. From today on, please use jokes to please me."

"What a joke, I don't know how to tell a joke! What do you mean by looking for a husband instead of going to a dating agency?"

"Hahaha, this joke is the most interesting today. Let's go, come to my room, let's talk slowly."

The weak chicken man who was picked up struggled hard, but Ms. Tyra's words "don't move" immediately made the weak chicken man unable to move.

"Don't, don't ignore my historical power. Where is Wolong, help me."

"No need, the plan has been completed, although the way it was done is a little weird. Thank you for your help, weak chicken man." The anonymous user quickly replied.

An ominous feeling rose in the weak chicken man's heart.

The worst may appear in his mind, and he couldn't help asking: "Brother Clothes?"

"Oh, you finally realized it. That's right, it's me. I had a good time this time, forget the previous things."

At this moment, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com's weak chicken man’s memory became surprisingly good, and the previous scenes flashed in his mind, making him realize that he had fallen into the arrangement of taking off his clothes from the beginning. in.

Every gift of destiny has its price.

But this price, will it be too high?

The weak chicken man was taken to his bedroom by Ms. Terra in a daze.

When the bedroom door closed, he had already seen his tragic future.

"I really... no more jokes."

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