This Group of Players Are All Slimes

"This group of players are all slimes (!

It's all coming is a very magical spell.

The descendants of Yan and Huang, as long as they hear this sentence, they will temporarily forget their anger, start to appreciate the not-so-good-looking scenery, eat the not-so-good food, spend twice the usual money, and then release the anger of accumulating praise on the way back. come out.

Angry Birds is in this state now.

Although he can't wait to make the African chieftain right away, he still suppressed his anger for a while, and explored the empty village with the African chieftain.

The people in the village seemed to disappear in an instant.

There was dinner on the dining table, buckets were scattered around the well, and there were embers of flames in the stove. After touching it, it was still warm.

In the process of exploring, the African chief had been sticking to the angry bird, not daring to open his eyes the whole time.

"Brother Bird, have you seen anything?"

"Brother Bird, have you heard anything?"

"Brother Bird, are you still alive?"

"Dead." Angry Bird said grimly.

"Why didn't you tell me before you died?"

"Is it okay to be a little bit brainy, you bullshit! Open your eyes, there is nothing here."

The African chief opened his eyes suspiciously, and then immediately closed: "You are a lie! You clearly have a Teletubbies behind you!"

The angry bird turned his head in confusion and found that there was nothing behind him but a scarecrow.

Going up and kicking the Scarecrow, the Angry Bird smiled disdainfully.

(￣_, ￣)

"There is a hammer!"

The African chief opened his eyes slowly again, and then shouted loudly: "There, on top of the scarecrow! It's a purple teletubbies! I admit that I watched your little movie tonight, but you can't come at this time. Frighten me!"

"What the **** are you seeing at night! I think you only deserve to see a doctor at night!"

"He came here, he came here waving his arms! He started singing!"

"So, what did you see?"

In the eyes of Angry Birds, he saw that there was nothing beside the African chieftain, but he seemed to have seen the most terrifying thing in the world.

The African warchief turned around in horror and fled to the rear.

But before jumping far, the angry bird saw the opponent's body disappear in the air little by little, as if being swallowed by something, and finally completely merged into the air.

"So, what did he see?" The angry bird was puzzled.

Switching to the Q group, he directly asked: "Who has the first-view lens of the African chieftain, tell me what he saw?"

A player quickly sent the video over, allowing the angry birds to see the opponent's first perspective.

In this video, Angry Birds sees a full-length purple teletubbies jumping from a scarecrow.

He didn't care about the angry birds close at hand, but rushed towards the terrified African chief in the distance.

Because of the first point of view, when the African chieftain turned and fled, they couldn't see what happened afterwards, but they could still feel from the sound of chewing that the African chieftain had been eaten.

"Ding Ding is a talent." Angry Bird couldn't help saying.

"Although it is the standard plot of a horror movie, why do you want to laugh so much?"

"Too cult!"

"Wait a minute, I put this video on station B, and the title is what it looks like when you replace the monster in the horror movie with Tintin."

"You have three in a row."

"The monthly ticket reward will also be made up for you."

"A big wave of muscle golden wheels is on the way."

"Don't suddenly get in with inexplicable things, have you asked us the opinion of Jinlun?"

In the laughter of the players, the angry bird thought.

I took off my clothes and went to the movie with the Little Policewoman early. I guess I don't want to go online today, so this guy can't count on it anymore.

The professor is preparing to recruit graduate students. It is said that this year some players really applied for his graduate student. I don’t know if that guy is a masochist.

Many other players have other things, that is to say, only oneself can live reliably now.

After chatting with the African chieftain privately, the angry bird asked directly: "Where are you now?"

"Teletubbies hell! Tintin, Disy, Lara and Xiaobo are here! They started dancing around me, they started singing and brainwashing in a loop! It's terrible, Tintin is terrible!"

"What you are afraid of is a little weird."

"Why, I'm just afraid of Teletubbies. I'm afraid when I hear the word "antenna"! I'm still doing desensitization therapy recently. I don't want to be overstimulated at this time!"

"Your desensitization therapy is to search for each other's small movies? You are really a talent."

"Stop talking cold words, save me, Brother Bird!"

"Aren't you okay if you temporarily offline now?"

"..."

The African chief is offline.

"Don't let you download QQ, this baby has been scared that IQ is abnormal?"

Angry Birds reluctantly ended the call.

Back in the game, the Angry Bird thought.

Evil creatures feed on fear, and African chiefs are already timid, and are more deeply affected by the surrounding environment, so they are more likely to enter fear.

If you take off your clothes, you should be able to let your partner get fear in minutes, so that you can collect further information.

However, in the absence of companions (tools), the Angry Birds can only sacrifice themselves.

"Recall, what am I afraid of? Oh, no money."

Thinking back to the days when Huabei was due, the days when the rent was due, the days when the food in the refrigerator grew hairy but had to be eaten, Angry Birds felt that such a day seemed to be yesterday.

No, it was true yesterday!

Thinking of this, the Angry Bird suddenly felt a panic of fear.

After that, he immediately felt a chill.

Looking up, he found that the scarecrow in front of him was actually smiling.

He had confirmed before that this scarecrow was just an ordinary scarecrow, but now, on the other party's face made of straw, a hideous smile appeared obviously.

Then, a large number of bills came out of the scarecrow's mouth and swept toward the angry bird.

Looking at the astronomical figures that appeared on the bill, the angry bird turned around and wanted to escape, but was immediately swept up by the bill that no one else could see, and slowly eroded.

At the very last moment of being eaten away, the angry bird shouted to Extraordinary 4+1, who was watching from a distance: "Weakness and suffering, cut down that scarecrow!"

A breeze blew by.

Storm Slime Extraordinary 4+1 shot.

With the improvement of attributes, his special skills make him faster and faster, even without equipment assistance, he is also the fastest slime in the game.

In a blink of an eye, he flew over the scarecrow's head, with a magic wand in his mouth, aimed at the scarecrow's head.

"Surprise, youasshole!"

The wand was snapped.

A huge roar sounded, and the scarecrow in front of him instantly fell apart, revealing the badge with the emblem of the balance printed inside.

When the badge was swallowed by Extraordinary 4+1, the illusion of the angry bird disappeared, and the African warchief also appeared here, wailing in pain: "Ding Ding, no, it can’t be there. !"

"Are you afraid of Dingding or not?" The angry bird who turned over said helplessly.

In addition to the African chiefs, others also appeared in the village instantly.

Some people were still wailing in pain, immersed in the illusion created by evil things, but some of the determined ones had reacted and embraced their relatives with joy.

Emma is also looking anxiously.

After seeing her parents, she jumped up excitedly and shouted: "Here, I am here. Dad, Mom, I am here."

The two rushed over immediately, holding Emma firmly in their arms.

"Emma, ​​why are you here? Didn't you tell you that you are going to the north?"

"I met three friends! They are slimes! Mom, you are right, they are really amazing."

Hearing the slime~www.readwn.com~, the beautiful woman immediately turned her head and saw three slimes in the distance.

Tears rolled down from her eyes instantly.

She rushed forward desperately, took the three slimes in her arms, and said excitedly: "You are back, you are really back. It's really great."

"This beautiful and lovely young woman, although we are all lovely, this is not your reason for harassing us." said the African chief.

"You can shut up," the angry bird sighed.

Turning his head, he patted the woman's shoulder lightly, and whispered: "We are back, Leanna."

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