This Group of Players Are All Slimes

From the moment he entered the bar, Chun Ai looked sluggish.

The succubus, wearing thick flat glasses, double ponytails, and bloated suits all over his body, stood beside them, biting his pen and asked: "I'll check again, two magic basic packages, two customs inspections , Two servings of ice water, no problem, right?"

"No." Qingmei nodded after confirming.

"Okay, your package will be delivered soon. Wait a minute."

Watching the other person leave, the pure love old man pulled Qingmei and asked: "Are you sure this is a bar? I feel like this is a library! Look at the decoration, look at the style, and Teddy will be fooled when he comes over. close!"

"Speak down, this is the library."

"Well, maybe there will be surprises in a while. I don’t hate this kind of contrast after making people paralyzed. For example, the magic basic package is actually a gravity-free gameplay, and the customs inspection is actually a record of otherworldly customs. O record, two Fen Bing Shui is actually Bing Huo OOO or something."

"I'm really curious where did your knowledge come from?"

"Isn't it normal for adolescent girls to like to play a little bit?"

"Is there any gameplay that you don't like?" Qiao Mei asked, flipping through the menu.

"Tauren."

Qingmei frowned and thought for a while, feeling that the reason was unassailable.

A few minutes later, their set meal arrived.

Looking at the two magic number study problem sets, two thick historical books and pure ice water, Brother Pure Love almost lifted the table.

"Kaiwanxi, this is! The dog is planning your offline education investment failure and come here to develop the second spring!"

Brother Pure Love's anger evoked a soft cough.

An elderly demon approached and said in a low voice: "You are all humans, then you have come to the wrong place. The fall of the succubus is not the same as the fall of humans. For us, the pursuit of truth, the pursuit of equality and Order is a kind of degradation."

"Yes." Another demon also came over, "I still remember the scene when I was hiding in the bed when I was a child to solve math problems. It was much more interesting than hooking up a good woman. I can still know the solution to that math problem. , The feeling of making the brain reach an climax in an instant is really unstoppable."

Brother Pure Love shut down instantly.

Is the gameplay of Succubus so advanced?

Qingmei, the tallest, started talking with the other party with great interest.

The old devil is a very witty and talkative guy. He is knowledgeable, noble in conversation, and all kinds of anecdotes are readily available. It is a very pleasant thing to talk to him.

The other person's knowledge is also very good. The three people chat together and see each other late, and from time to time they laugh at some funny stalk.

Brother Pure Love looked helplessly as Qingmei talked with each other more and more speculatively, several times he hinted that he left without getting a response, so he had to stand up by himself, ready to see if there was any other service.

Behind the bar are rooms for people to rest. When they get closer, one can hear blushing and heart-pounding sounds.

"This guest, your solution is really outstanding. The speed of solving the problem is fast and violent. You can find the breaking point and go deep into it every time. It looks really refreshing."

"Guest, this is a math problem that just came out. No one else has solved it before. You are the first one."

"Hey hey, tied hands and feet can only be seen if the half-solved problem is solved by someone else. How does it feel, how does it feel!"

"Although this question is thin, it is inherently rich. This question has a lot of content but is all confusing. It is full but slightly less charming. In comparison, I still prefer the former."

Listening to these voices, Brother Pure Love feels that this game is really not afraid of being blocked. What is the difference between these behaviors and extracurricular tutoring.

Helplessly walked through a series of rooms, Pure Love became more and more boring.

She is not the highest school bully of Qingmei, and she is happier doing the questions in class than going home.

And all the demons here are talented, and they speak nicely. It's strange that he doesn't like this place.

"Damn, I wanted to study a new game, but I didn't expect that there was nothing to study. Forget it, let's collect information elsewhere."

Just as she was about to leave, an enchanting tauren dancer appeared in front of her.

"This guest, would you like something to drink? There is something freshly squeezed." The tauren dancer cast a wink over.

"I thought about it, but I didn't think about anything after seeing you."

"Really, what a pity."

Brother Pure Love walked towards the exit, and at the moment when they intersected each other, both sides drew out their daggers at extremely fast speeds.

The two daggers crossed in the air, making teeth sour noises. After the dazzling attack and defense, both sides stepped back from each other and pulled a certain safe distance.

The tauren dancer wiped her cheeks, and a deep wound appeared there, but it was not blood, but dark green mucus.

Knowing that she was exposed, the dancer's body quickly melted, gathered, and finally turned into a round slime.

After adjusting to the body again, the "dance girl" bit the dagger and asked vaguely: "Is there a problem with the mud swelling?"

"Don't the tauren only bleat?"

"I thought mud cheese..."

"Can't you just straighten your tongue and talk again!"

Spit out the dagger, "Dancer" said embarrassedly: "Sorry, I feel so handsome. Let me introduce myself, I am Ji Lang, a new player, and my specialty is assassin."

"Hasn't your tongue been straightened? Shouldn't it be a wolf?"

"Women, of course, must be called Ji Lang. By the way, you are weak, I thought that the old players should be a little stronger, but it seems that the skills are not very good. Come on, turn on the psionic energy and do it again, let me see ..."

Before Ji Lang had finished speaking, he found that the figure of Brother Pure Love suddenly disappeared from his eyes.

In the next moment, a chill rose from the bottom of her feet to the top of her head, making her feel that the back of her head was going to freeze.

Barely jumping away, she found that the pure love brother did not know when to appear behind her ~www.readwn.com~ At this time, she was looking at her with hungry eyes.

"It's just right, the rotten apple is not there, and now it is full of succubus, and there is no chance to molest others. You become the victim of my desire!"

"Perverted!"

"Since you say I am a pervert, then I will show you a pervert. Ji Lang, here I am!"

Looking at the pure love brother, Ji Lang quickly threw a few daggers, but the difference in attributes was fully revealed at this time, these flying knives did not touch the pure love brother at all.

The fully-fired Brother Pure Love directly pressed Ji Lang to the ground, and said with a grinning smile: "Resist, scream, the more you struggle, the happier I will be!"

"No~ Forget it, no kidding, you met me, right."

"Yes what's the matter?"

"Then the game officially begins."

Afterwards, Ji Lang's figure melted into the shadow completely and disappeared into the darkness.