This master brother is not right

In the network environment of Qi Tian’s previous life, there was such a proverb——Wallace is the transformation tool of the jet fighter.

In the past, some people questioned this statement.

He bravely went to eat the fried chicken set meal, but at four o’clock in the morning he turned into a light on the toilet.

Many facts have proved one point.

Never, never bet with Wallace.

All those who are lucky, all those who want to challenge Wallace,In the end, they will be like the emperor in Warhammer, doubting life on the toilet.

They will all be completely [defeated]!

So when Qin Jin was doing alchemy and doing scientific research, he accidentally refined a kind of elixir that could make people squat in a latrine for a long time, and conducted a controlled experiment on Fufu and Honghong.

Although Qi Tian scolded her for not doing her job properly, he felt that the effect of this elixir was very similar to that of Wallace, so he gave this elixir such an elegant name.

——Walletin.

One thing to say, this is really not poison.

As a good helper who can clear up the relationship between the upper and lower levels, Hua Laidan can be used as a laxative.

Ordinary people can use it to clear the stomach and treat constipation after eating too much fish and meat.

And if a cultivator eats something unclean, or can’t find a decent detox method for a while…

Hua Laidan!

you deserve to have!

“Puff puff–”

Lin Shisan has become a jet fighter.

Out of the most basic sense of shame, he hid behind a large bluestone by the river to continuously expel toxins from his body. At this moment, his stomach seemed to be rebelling.

The terrifying bowel sounds were like thunder.

Coupled with the stench of Yonedako.

Even if she couldn’t see the picture, she scared Zhao Ling’er away. It was hard for the naive girl to imagine what kind of hell picture scroll it was, and she just thought about it in surprise.

So it turns out that Hua Laidan is so scary!

Ling’er frowned, covered her nose, and somewhat understood why the elder brother said he was not doing his job properly.

She was taken a few steps back by the stench.

As soon as she thought that Lin Shisan would become weak due to diarrhea and would not pose any threat to herself, Zhao Linger was relieved, but she was a little worried that the elixir might be too effective.

The girl asked timidly, “Are you okay?”

After a long time, Lin Shisan replied sullenly from behind the big bluestone: “The feet are a little soft, there is no big problem…Miss Linger, is your elixir spoiled?”

Zhao Ling’er is not ashamed to tell the truth.

She said vaguely: “My second senior sister made the alchemy, maybe, maybe her technique is not very good.”

It’s not just that the craftsmanship is not very good!

There is definitely something wrong with the composition of this elixir!

Lin Shisan hated that Qin Jin whom he had never met before. He was always thinking about when he would get his revenge. The healing effect of this bullshit pill is mediocre, but the detoxification effect is too terrifying.

Detoxification is detoxification!

Why do you want to go behind?

This cliff was used by that Qin Jin to deceive others. Did he want to harm her Third Junior Sister?

damn it!

Some people practice alchemy with hatred, right? !

Lin Shisan thought bitterly, and then immediately rolled in his stomach again.

Just now, the stomach pain eased a little bit, and now it’s the second round, and the torrent of this round is rolling in.

“Puff puff——suck it!”

Sui Liu is an onomatopoeia.

After a long time, the terrifying voice slowly subsided.

And Lin Shisan’s diarrhea made his legs and feet weak, so he had to hold the big bluestone with one hand.

It’s comfortable.

finally comfortable.

But what followed were bursts of emptiness.

It seems that the stomach has been emptied just now, and there is nothing left…

Lin Shisan sighed weakly.

He was surprised to find that because of his diarrhea, he had entered a sage mode where he had no desires, no desires, and a calm mind. At this time, no matter how ridiculous things happened, he could still deal with them calmly.

The so-called epiphany in Buddhism is probably just like this!

After waiting for a long time, and finally confirming that there will be no more stomach troubles, Lin Shisan tremblingly prepared to clean up.

But we all know.

Cultivators in the Golden Core Realm basically don’t eat the fireworks of the world, so they generally don’t store some unnecessary mundane items, such as toilet paper, in the storage space.

Lin Shisan looked down.

He was going to find a tree branch to use as a toilet chip, just to make do with it.

As a result, I accidentally looked up and found it.

There was actually a soft handkerchief on top of the big bluestone, and it was unknown who left it.

It should have been thrown by that little girl Zhao Linger.

Lin Shisan was touched by the girl’s kindness, and he was very compassionate.

He decides.

Later, she must be allowed to die painlessly.

It can be regarded as full of her kindness.

What a wonderful girl, what a pity, why is she a junior sister with a congenital sword body?

Lin Shisan took the handkerchief.

This handkerchief feels very soft and new.

A knowledgeable person can tell at a glance that this handkerchief is a high-grade Shu brocade from the southwest, and it is a high-end product that is only allocated to the Shushan Sword Sect, and only true disciples can get it.

Lin Shisan didn’t understand this very well.

So he didn’t recognize that this handkerchief should definitely not belong to Zhao Linger. He picked up the handkerchief gratefully, stretched his hand back, and wiped it vigorously a few times.

Well, very hard.

Use force until the Duanchang powder takes effect instantly!

“…”

Lin Shisan froze.

All his expressions also froze.

His eyes were empty and absent-minded, as if he had encountered the most terrifying doom in his life. The feeling at that moment was indescribable. All he knew was that there seemed to be singing from hell in his ears.

“The sky is blue, and there are thousands of paper cranes outside the window…”

Yes.

This handkerchief is the handkerchief that Qi Tian threw here after adding ingredients under the guidance of the wicked system.

What was Qi Tian thinking at that time?

He didn’t think about anything, he just sprinkled some Ghost Pepper Duanchang powder on it in a rigorous and serious manner according to the system’s options.

This Duanchang powder is very red in color., like a flame.

But fortunately, the background color of the handkerchief itself is bright red, so it is not eye-catching when painted on it.

Qi Tian painted it very carefully.

Even the glue guy is not as careful as him.

And a careful and serious work attitude will often yield more and better work results.

Now the results are remarkable.

Ghost peppers are a specialty of the Blood River Gate.

It has no other effect, just one word.

hot!

It’s not ordinary spicy!

It can be said to be more terrifying than any chili pepper on the earth. This thing was studied by [ghost doctor] Edison Mo Dao, and a new condiment was developed.

——Ghost Pepper Broken Heart Powder!

The reason why this stuff is called Duanchang powder is because eating a little bit can make people’s intestines so spicy that they will rot!

But Lin Shisan took a shortcut.

He didn’t eat it, but applied it externally.

That effect is even more terrifying.

Horror, pain!

What sage mode?

What calm mood?

The unprecedented pain caused Lin Shisan to jump violently. He now has only one thought in his mind.

Let the world feel the pain!

However, the quality of Huangquan’s demon conspirator forced Lin Shisan to calm down again.

He listened to Zhao Linger’s call.

The veins around the eye sockets burst out, and the coldness of murderous intent shone in those eyes!

First, she gave herself the elixir that would cause diarrhea, and after she finished her diarrhea, she gave a handkerchief smeared with poison. This is definitely because she wanted to harm herself!

Otherwise, how to explain?

That’s all for the elixir, but what’s with the poisoned handkerchief?

There is absolutely no third person here.

If it wasn’t her, who else would do such a thing?

It can’t be that someone left a poisoned handkerchief here before they came, right?

What kind of neurosis is that?

It’s not a coincidence, absolutely not.

Lin Shisan determined with his own wisdom that there is absolutely no such coincidence in the world.

It is definitely Zhao Linger who is trying to plot against him.

Alright, (Wang Hao) is really good at acting!

Pretending to be innocent and harmless, in fact, she harbored evil intentions from the very beginning. The magician’s arrangements were correct. This terrifying woman with deep scheming must die.

Annoyed, I was actually deceived.

Lin Shisan’s chrysanthemum was furious, and his heart was also furious.

“¨‖Bad maid! How dare you plot against me!”

Lin Shisan cursed loudly.

He stood up without wiping his shit clean.

“You treat me like this, you must have seen through my intention to kill you, hehe…”

The vicious and gloomy tone didn’t hide the slightest bit: “I have to say that your acting skills are superb, but they are just some small tricks that don’t stand on the stage. Now that you have thought about it, how do you die?!”

Zhao Ling’er was stunned.

She has no idea what happened.

What is this person saying inexplicably?

But her physical reaction was not slow at all. She heard that the other party wanted to kill her.

There was one more pill in Ling’er’s hand.

She threw the pill behind the big bluestone.

The elixir was also researched by Second Senior Sister Qin Jin, and it’s also not a serious thing.

The name of the elixir is ordinary.

called…

Fried Dan!

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