This master brother is not right
Chapter 286
Desperate!
What is more frenzied than blowing shit is undoubtedly blowing shit when the other party has just finished shitting.
Lin Shisan has completely felt Zhao Linger’s insanity!
He never expected that this insidious girl disguised as a soft and weak little white flower would be so decisive in her attack, and her methods would be so ruthless!
A cultivator at the Foundation Establishment Realm.
He still can’t freely communicate with the aura of heaven and earth, so he can’t control the flying sword freely.
Cultivators at this stage generally have two combat modes.
Or hold a sword and weapon like a martial artist in the rivers and lakes, fight in close quarters, and inject the true energy into the weapon to greatly increase its power, which is much stronger than ordinary warriors.
Or, use some common instruments or spells.
But there are very few foundation-building monks who throw out pills to fight against the enemy… Even if your pill is a highly poisonous pill, what’s the use if you can’t throw it into the enemy’s mouth?
So Lin Shisan’s first reaction was to be confused.
Then when the elixir exploded, he realized that this elixir was not for eating!
Fried pills, fried pills.
It seems to be a fairy version of a grenade, which explodes the moment it hits the ground. This kind of explosion can’t actually hurt a monk in the Golden Core Realm, but it can create a powerful airflow!
Under the action of strong airflow.
The pile of fluid substances discharged by Lin Shisan just now was blasted to burst into the sky!
Like a poop-yellow flower!
Lin Shisan focused on guarding against Zhao Ling’er in the distance.
How could he have expected this kind of situation? He just felt that his face was hot, and his face was covered with blood. Only then did he realize what it was, and he almost vomited on the spot.
How respectful is Lin Shisan’s status in Huangquan Sect?
As a registered disciple who is valued by the magician, even those Jiuyou girls must give him the necessary respect!
And he himself has the capital to be proud of.
Not to mention that his real cultivation is no worse than the true biography of the six sects, just saying that he can successfully undercover the Maoshan sect and become a true biography is not something ordinary people can do.
Not to mention, with this identity, he led many Huangquan sects into the Ziyun secret realm leisurely under the noses of the three righteous primordial spirits.
Can other people do it?
Those Nine Nether Girls didget it!
What Lin Shisan is most proud of is his acting skills, and what he is most proud of is his wisdom and brains. This is what he is most proud of, but today he was tricked by a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl!
In a mess!
His face was covered in shit!
Even, because of his weakness and severe pain, he couldn’t catch up with a little girl in the Foundation Establishment Realm!
What a shame!
If this spreads out, he will simply not need to be a human being.
Think about it, what kind of rumors will there be?
Everyone will say that there is a female disciple in Qingyunmen who is the most capable of bombing shit. She has the supernatural power of bombing shit, which made Lin Shisan taught by Huang Quan into an senile dementia.
Then someone will definitely come to Baba to ask him for proof.
“Lin Xiansen, may I ask if you really tasted your own… Are the rumors outside true?”
I dare not think about the interview screen.
…
Along the direction of this big river.
Zhao Ling’er mustered all her strength and ran wildly.
I only heard Lin Shisan yelling wildly from behind: “Bitch! You stop me quickly!”
Zhao Ling’er was not willing to stand still, she was extremely wronged: “You want to kill me, but you still don’t allow me to escape?!”
“Don’t worry, I will never kill you!”
“you’re lying!”
“I don’t!”
“You are a bad person!”
Lin Shisan roared: “Zhao Ling’er! You want to die!”
Ling’er ran fast: “I want to live.”
“Then stop for me!”
“Then I’d rather die! Even if I die, I don’t want to face a man whose face is covered in shit!”
Yes.
This is what she has in mind.
Being hunted down by a man with a face full of flying things screaming and screaming, this experience is too terrifying.
From then on.
Every time Zhao Ling’er recalled this scene, she couldn’t help feeling a little scared.
The scene was too shocking.
It’s hard to recall.
“Oops!”
Hearing the increasingly fierce wind behind him.
Ling’er knew that the terrible villain was gradually recovering, and the speed was getting faster and faster. She was afraid that it would not be long before she would be caught by the shit monster.
The little girl was very anxious.
But she suddenly looked at the rushing river not far away.
“Plop!”
The girl’s soul was blessed, and she fled into the water without hesitation. She was born as a fisherman, and she was already proficient in water, but now she is a foundation-builder.
A savage pierced down and disappeared.
The girl swam desperately, swam in this big river for a long time, and did not relax until the sky was getting dark.
quietly waited in the water for a long time.
Ling’er finally confirmed that Lin Shisan was not chasing after her. She let out a long sigh of relief and then showed a smile of the survivors. The clean smile was indescribably cute.
I don’t know how long it will be.
She poked her head out of the water and looked around.
This is a very strange area of water. Before, she was in a panic and just went down the river. At this time, she didn’t know where she was. She only knew that she had come to a big lake.
It is said to be a big lake, but it actually looks like a deep pool.
The water is very still, and there are dangerous peaks on three sides nearby. The smooth and sharp cliffs may be as high as a thousand blades.
Zhao Linger hesitated for a moment, and a blue light flashed in her hand.
A blue orb drains all the surrounding water. It is a water-avoiding bead commonly used by cultivators. If it is in the hands of a person with good water skills, it will almost feel like walking on the ground in the water.
Ling’er took the water-proof beads and dived down!
In fact, she herself knew that there should be no extra problems at this time. It is reasonable to find someone from the Qingyun sect earlier, otherwise she would die if she couldn’t go out after seven days.
It’s just that the girl came to this water area.
There is an almost fatalistic intuition.
——Something in the water is calling for itself!
Ling’er’s mind was clean and pure. After thinking about it, she followed the throbbing in her heart and dived into the deep water with the water-proof beads.
It won’t be long.
Not long after she dived, the moon was in the sky.
I saw that under the moonlight, a few feet thick Buddha’s radiance arose in this calm pool of water, which penetrated into the mid-air and drew the moonlight into the pool.
The Buddha’s light is shining brightly.
There are bursts of Sanskrit sounds in the Buddha’s light, and the fragrance of lotus is faint, as if the Buddhas and Arhats are praising the adornment!
Ling’er was in shock and did not dare to act rashly.
She didn’t notice that the bodhi seed hanging around her neck suddenly emitted a faint light, and was silently leading her to dive to the deepest point.
In the deepest part of this pool of water, there is an incomparably huge black shadow.
The girl took a look under the light of the water drop, and found that it turned out to be an extremely huge black stone.
And on top of the black square boulder.
A gorgeous and extraordinary Buddhist sword is inserted!
The dharma sword has been lonely here for two thousand years. At this moment, he realized that the predestined person finally couldn’t help releasing bursts of Sanskrit sounds. There was a strong joy in the majesty of the Sanskrit sounds.
Ling’er was surprised.
I just felt that my Buddhist skills started to work unknowingly!
“what is this……”
If Lu Xue is here.
She must be able to recognize the sword.
The “Prajna List” ranks seventh among the secret treasures of Buddhism.
Get out of the sea of suffering, and sail far away!
——The Merciful Hang Sword.
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